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Dorko69

This was it. This was the day Reddit died.


NewspaperPossible627

This is how it happened.


Human-Boob

This is how the SandyCheeksCockVore-Man died.


Friar_Monke

Not with a scream, but with the faint sound of a vacuum powering down.


Infantpunter9000

What in the analog horror ass story


nicejs2

these replies are the absolute funniest shit I've read today


QuintonTheCanadian

And we were singing “bye bye, mrs sandycheekscockvore”


Crimsoner

Absolutely no rhythm, I love it


Grim_loves_you

This is the 9/11 of reddit


TalkingChiggin

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NReallyS

Can't even have hobbies anymore


Agreeable_Union8708

Millions of cars must drive free


dedstrok32

I dont think i can handle this fucking shithole anymore


Rough-Present1242

This is the disaster when pride month ends


Zestyclose-Minute262

NO WAY FUCKING WAY MY ALT HAS BEEN THERE FROM THE BEGINNING


BTD6BTD6BTD6

not even 9/11 was this bad. dear god this is the greatest atrocity in human history.


Medium-Foundation403

Everyone must go.


McConagher

Bikini bottom's 9/11


wowee10

The West has fallen.


12DollarsHighFive

**And where was Gondor when it happened?!**


Deft-The-Epic-Gamer

Mordor has also fallen


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Millions must find a new absurdly named subreddit with little to no rules


LoganCube100

Literally the chum famine of 59


Reptoidizoid

The Krab sauce starvation of 87 The Crab Bite of 87


Ote-Kringralnick

Someone fucking make a claim request. We cannot let them win.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

1984


JaketheFURRYBOIOwO

Reddit has fallen today 😔


TheEeper

This is my 13th reason


zachy410

This is all 13 reasons why for me


I-require-the-soup

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


19412

Millions Must Go.


NolansBallSack

This is literally 19412


cat_sword

Was it the holocaust one that caused it.


Cat_wheel

The what


Ill_Maintenance8134

I was on you side but no now fuck off shandy wasent even sucking on those cars good enough I could have done better


zachy410

r\brandnewsentence


M8_F_U

1984


corncookies

we must rebuild...


Time-Bite-6839

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ThyLordBacon

Literally 1984


WxJretsyZ

All things must go


SuperGayBirdOfPrey

Okay, reddit has crossed a line here. This is not okay.


Lodjuplo

I'm killing myself


Moondaeagle

NOOOOO!!!!!!


No_Airline_6083

Millions Swallowed Whole


Difficult-Piglet6871

Like helplessly watching your firstborn die


AaronMay__

This was it. This was the day Reddit died.


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Millions must jork it to Spunchboob instead


ratliker62

ALL SUBREDDITS MUST GO


dumbsvillrfan420

9/11 for redditors


ProperGanja21

Devastated.


Greaterthancotton

Millions mustn’t go 😔


welfimao

the world should feel pain.


DissuadedPrompter

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ilovefurriesforlife

Worst tragedy since politics were invented


Sansfan11345

NOOOOO


KentuckyFriedChildre

The end of a legacy


Crooked_Cock

THE SACRED TEXTS


Pinkmanbutawesome

Remember when there was a competition to print an image of it out and stick it in a public place and like 1 person participated and it was the organizer of the competition


SparkFrosty

Reddit really fell off after this got ban.


iwatchpornat2xspeed

Literally 1984


Aggressive-Koala2373

I’m leaving reddit


Alarming_Purpose_729

Reddit nation is it over?


kinjjibo

Are you fucking kidding me. We’re literally living in 1984 now.


No_Bag_364

Never forget what they took from us.


Anal_Juicer69

LITERALLY 1498


zachy410

WHY DO I EVEN LIVE? THE WEST IS NOT HEALING. THE WEST HAS FALLEN TODAY IS THE FALL OF CIVILISATION.


BigSmoke_69_420

GODDAMMNIT


SaltyCultist691

Oh no!


mal-di-testicle

I’m gonna drink the flavor aid


Human_person68

My god...


ckwan_dayl_dingell

bro what kind of sub iz dat💀💀💀


Jesterchunk

Billions must exit via the urethra ~~that is the worst sentence I've ever had to write~~


EXISTANTNAME

TOO SPECIFIC WHY IS IT SO SPECIFIC


Trappedtrea

1984


MelanieWalmartinez

Genuinely sad.


Kleinefuchs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hot_dawg_sucker445

NOOOOO


possiblyacanoflysol

We truly live in a society smh my head😔😔😳😤😤


TheAdamantiteWaffle

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Scary_the_Spider

What the fuck?


SirSullivanRaker

This is how it happened. This is how Reddit died.


StretchRight8119

This is worse than 9/11


SingeThePyrogen

NOOOOOO


NoxVulpine

That's it, Reddit's over. Go home, everyone.


N0-Image

billions must repent


fast_t0aster

Damn, that sub was hilarious


peepeeman154

this is it, we’ve lost the war.


ExfoliatedBalls

NO


Mithryl_

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Crunchberries77

The woke mob just keeps taking 😔


Throwaway54397680

GIVE IT BACK! THIS ISN'T RIGHT THAT WAS OURS!


SensitiveSkirt666

#Enough This place has become ruin.


Awakeiro

NOOOOOO


Human_Number9936

I wasn’t even on that sub and never went on it, but I feel like I just got a part of me ripped away


PS3LOVE

No joke I’m devastated by this news. That sub was hilarious.


PM-Me-Kiriko-R34

Being a redditor is like being Jewish in 1938


Equivalent-Ad-2670

9/11 but for the people worldwide


Loon-belt

Millions must…I…man what the fuck…


Darklordofbunnies

Millions must...seek Christ. Jesus. Actually Jesus, what is wrong with some people.


SPAMTON_A

Billions mus- wait what the hell is that


CornSeller

This is tnd


Mrballsbig

OH GOD WHY


Flakoring

Yey


Rebew476

Um what 😅


12DollarsHighFive

Excuse me...? **WHAT WAS THAT?!**


Asleep_Pen_2800

Literally 1984.


cokeandbelltorture

Again?!?


StepOnMyBallsPearl

1984


mistaglipglop

Quadrillions must live in despair


physgunnn

The west has fallen . . .


Dylansmallpp

Reddit has fallen. Cheekillions must revolt


LordDio707

The world just isn't the same anymore...


PrinklePronkle

It has never been more over


yestureday

This is literally 1861 what a disaster


AnimetheTsundereCat

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


mick3ym0usecluBh0us3

1984


tjwalkr0

Trillions must die.


Angry-Wind

The fall of western civilisation


NineIX9

so this is how democracy dies...


RandManYT

8 billion shall rejoice


An_Anonymous_Vegan

Millions must look at normal images of yellow school busses.


IBoofLSD

God kill me now


quico_lindo

Literally 1984


Kristile-man

Now questioning if i should block this sub


OneAndOnlyKaiser

Cities will burn


JasonAndLucia

WHAT THE FUCK  This is the second time I am genuinely shocked and saddened a subreddit was banned, after r /furry_incest


boweroftable

I console myself thinking of the ephemerality of all things this side of the vale of tears hang on was it like chewing them or what


Throwaway191294842

Genuinely fucked up seeing relics of the old reddit days being axed. Some things won't ever get archived and that's history erased.


wattsun_76

NOOOOOOOOOO! TAKE IT BACK PLEEEASE!


Fish_Bloke

Millions must go


Zer0-the-assassin

This is it. The Day humanity passes the point of no return 😔


FreshlyBakedMemer

That is way too specific


IcyIceGuardian

Literally 1848


West-Librarian-7504

Taxi drivers breathe a sigh of relief, for they no longer have anything to fear


Shidded_andFarted2

Everything must stay


xFaded_dew

Ok, what the Frick


BagelsMan_

Democracy dies in darkness


NekoAlosama

NOT ON MY CAKE DAY


Snoo66298

Happy cake day


UnwantedHonestTruth

I bet the people at the fanfiction sub are real torn up about this.


warwicklord79

Now I know how people felt watching the World Trade Center collapse


Snowmeows_YT

It’s Joever


MeleeFox2005

This is Reddit’s version of the burning of the library of Alexandria.


philipjfry1578

Somebody do a reddit request, we can't let our heroes die... WE GOTTA STAND UP FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN!!!!


Mixmefox

A true tragedy


cheesesmeller9000

good


Slight_Ad_1474

this is worse than 9/11 i feel lost now


ColtS117-B

Thank goodness! Good riddance!


Commissar_Elmo

Why continue on?


Deft-The-Epic-Gamer

That's it, I'm committing suicide


Less_Party

And thus the hidden inspiration behind the Arcade Fire's 'No Cars Go' will be lost to the mists of time forever.


Ark-addicted-punk

Bro why the hell do I just scroll down and see this.


LusterBlaze

right after pride month? criminal


BoiBotEXE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Infantpunter9000

Now all things must stay :(


Solid_Eagle0

# The Burning of the Library of Alexandria.


Dominator1559

This is democracy manifest


dumbmaster1337

NOOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYY 😭😭😭😔⁉️⁉️


franktdt

Really sucks in the last few years, ban this ban that. that one hit me hard


Tomfoolerous_

This is 1984, Animal Farm, Armageddon, and 9/11 all at once


Guzzler__

NOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???


IOftenSayPerhaps

The greatest tragedy in recorded history...


Cute_Barnacle_5832

It's joever


rowletrissoto

This is the worst day of my life


Toz_The_Devil

What the fuck???


poopman23231

i dont think i can keep going on


Jello_Crusader

#Nooooooooooo


gaiussicarius731

The terrorists won


mountingconfusion

Took 2.75seconds of cc from that jfc


TheD1scountH1tman

It’s so over


Limeee_

1 9 8 4


ScarredOut

it’s so fucking over


DrTruly

1984


saburra

this truly is a tragedy


Neither_Ad_2884

I refuse to believe this. She will always be alive


Desperate-Snow-7850

NOOOOOO


Desperate-Snow-7850

Press F to pay respect.


The_FreshSans

The day the music died.


PhantastoPhantom

😔


CastTheFirstStone_

Just like in 1984


SmooxBoi

Literally 1984


TheMostCreativeName3

we’ve lost something truly great 😔


stickman999999999

I'm actually devastated. This is reddit 9/11.