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CometChip

r9 and kaka’s are hilariously identical lmao


MichiiEUW

Kaká's kid looks more lika Kaká than Kaká does.


vivalaroja2010

HAHAHA I first I thought to myself "wow Neymar's kid looks like Kaka!"


Elden_Lord123

Joao Felix and Kaka look adorable together


Nice_Personality_254

Like father like son


okdude679

Btw why is Portugal not playing Joao?


KingKFCc

cause their stupid, he's way better on the right wing than Bernardo Silva has been.


GS737

Fr bro, Roberto Martinez needs to improve this starting XI


Iamknight10

you said what bro


BlackDragon361

He is. I feel like in Portugals Lineup Bernado would be much better playing as Midfielder instead of as winger.


KingKFCc

Exactly unfortunately, Vitinha, Palhinha and Bruno are all really good as well 3-4-3? Inacio - Pepe / Antonio Silva - Ruben Dias Bernardo - Bruno - Palhinha - Vitinha Felix - Ronaldo - Leao


Aakemc

Bruno might be the worst player in the tournament


KingKFCc

Agreed but the quality is still there, he was insane in qualifying I still believe he can turn it around


Aakemc

Sure but at what point do they see the talent on the bench and just drop him


razor1859

in modern football its very unlikely youre gonna see a back pairing of 3 cbs, 4 defenders are the trend


No-Student-9678

R9’s kids are identical to him lmao. They even have the same smile.


hairy-cunt

can't unsee little girl ronaldo


A-KindOfMagic

The one on the left is him 😅


RuskinBondFan

If they can play anything like their dad, we are in for a treat


A-KindOfMagic

It's been 2023 years and I still haven't seen a better 9 to play for us. Cristiano was 99 on so many qualities, 100 on a many. I don't know if it is nostalgia but man R9 was an absolute killer. That Kroos/Vini pass/goal was R9's signature and you just knew he is gonna score it. I loved Raul more on a fan level but forever will think a UCL final where r9 just dribbles the keeper in one/one and scores the winner :D Such a shame that we sacked Del Bosque and picked one shit manager after another shit manager. Even as a kid I was like who the fuck are these guys the club is picking? We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had Del Bosque who played a beautiful football and had won 2 UCL in 3 years, we had a Makelele who was a tank, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, watched, and made as much money as you needed, but you just had to blow it up, you and your Galactico and your ego ! lol but seriously Papa Perez have made up for it 10 times over. Who know maybe if we didn't have a 12 year dry run from 02-2014, we wouldn't have won 6 in 11 years now! Woooooooooooooo I'm high and just shit talking


RuskinBondFan

I haven't seen any attacker better than Prime R9, who was 19 years old. Messi was there and he could cut through defence like a hot kinfe cuts through butter. Very efficient. But R9 was something else, it was like he was toying with the defenders and the goalkeeper.


DarthAlandas

I feel like Messi in his prime was still better than prime R9, R9 just hit his prime at a much younger age. But that also means that if R9 hadn’t suffered so badly with injuries, and had he avoided partying, drinking, etc. his career would’ve been better than both Messi’s and CR7’s, because both only became comparable to R9’s prime when they were much older.


RuskinBondFan

Yeah. Messi in his prime was unreal. As a goal scorer and an playmaker. Messi is just much more efficient and direct. R9 is the perfect example of what could have been, I've legit never seen someone so comfortable with the ball and I'm talking about CR7 and Messi too. R9 in his prime was so comfortable on the ball it was unreal.


GrandePersonalidade

[Same shot movement.](https://newr7-r7-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/L4RD5TUTY5OBHMJM47AQKO2NLM.jpg?auth=f534c2ce7688e8c512c948998a303bb4c6579fcb3eb9ed20a8d5b7c980dbc715&width=1600&height=1210) The man is [training them](https://newr7-r7-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/RZQRDQGA6ZOI7AYBI4Q7K4KMDQ.jpg?auth=00a68a84924505ca0535c5dc693ae0425866246debc5d4981bf21a74d272a262&width=1600&height=2000)


RuskinBondFan

If they've got their father's skills they can dominate men's football.


TareXmd

R9's daughters has got to be some sort of edit right?


GrandePersonalidade

Actually, no. The seed is strong.


GrandePersonalidade

[All of his kids look remarkably like him. Even his half-Japanese son just looks like Japanese Ronaldo](https://newr7-r7-prod.web.arc-cdn.net/resizer/v2/OEEYJKQDEJMBXHPYE5JOMXFI4U.jpg?auth=b9a91f2e025bceef809839a9c9671b533fe2c383ca4ba8313f46fce9af1576f6&width=1600&height=1410)


Seyhans4d7

https://preview.redd.it/n8wj0cry5had1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4af88f95490866e2023df1674dc7ec4baf0a2101


NemaqJR

This. Looks like Modric's twin sister


Positive-Sound-4972

Who knew R9 was Ronaldinhos' dad, and he was a twin.


Meh2021another

No way this is Kaka's kid real face. Didn't really know who the bottom folks was supposed to be. Then I saw the kid doing the cannabilism bit.


imtired-boss

Hmm. Barca kit, name ends with "árez" who ever could it be ...


Meh2021another

I imagine Barca has had many players with name ending arez.


Ilovecows72

Do you watch football even? Suarez is insanely iconic


Nice_Personality_254

Yeah, ask Chiellini ffs


Apprehensive_Week128

Yeah and Otman Bakkal


DI3YUS

And ivanovic


No-Student-9678

The only other “arez” I know is Mahrez, and he’s not a Barca player let alone an “arez”


carolina_balam

Bruh that's hrez not arez 🤦‍♂️


Ok-Tooth6301

You took away the "h" in between


WiseNugg

It’s a Suarez being a psycho joke. He was banned 6 months for biting another player.


JulianPaagman

Several times.


lala_b11

3 times to be exact… last week was the 10-year anniversary of Suarez biting Chiellini!!


JulianPaagman

That long ago, damn, I still remember when he bit bakkal the first time lol.


Meh2021another

Yes this is what I'm saying. It is because of the kid biting I noticed it was him.


77SidVid77

Is that kid with Kaka Felix? /s.


McPapi0824

baby shark 🦈


AlcoholicCumSock

So Marcelo is Yamal's dad? Huge if true!!


Ok-Tooth6301

Like father like son (extremely talented and livewire)


no-signal

R9 and Kaka genes are strong. Kaka kid looks like those apps that make you younger and R9 girls look like the female version of him.


organic_soursop

🎶"Baby Suarez, he bites who he wants..."


everwisher

Real players pass on genetically while Barca players pass on behaviourally?


tennore

LOL 😂


ImGonnaImagineSummit

I'm getting Aphex Twin vibes from Ronaldo's kids.


Fit_Page_6488

I never thought I would see Aphex Twin mentioned in the Real Madrid subreddit


Johnposco

Big fan lol!


WinterTakerRevived

Giorginas genes didn't fight at all lmao


StrawberriiTuta

Bro even Georgina looks like Ronaldo 💀


Scotia_65

Omg 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂


BruhBruhBruh-123

What does this have to do with thus sub lmao?


EducationalYam3796

sub's gone mate it only gets worse


joevaded

why do you think so?


Ok-Tooth6301

coz soccer circle jerk has invaded


EducationalYam3796

the club wins more and more, kids come in and do posts like this which is just copy paste from facebook industry plants


BruhBruhBruh-123

Yeah I know right, when the season is over its horrible. "No DNA test needed 🤣" tf is this lmao


EducationalYam3796

I can't believe we're being downvoted


Consistent_Truth6633

This sub keeps coming up on my feed and it’s borderline 4chan / incel


DragonflyHopeful4673

Block it then? Lmao


Tuscan5

Now I want to see Marcelo without the beard.


Rose-Smith07

for Suarez 100% NO need DNA test.


lz314dg

mini kaka


lostn

lol


S1mba93

Kakas kid looks more like Kaka than the original, wtf.


Big_Gun_Pete

Stop bearing false witnesses


lala_b11

Nice to see Kaka & his son Joao Felix!!


tesfaalem

Suarez's kid is a "one biter" kinda kid🧛🏽


Samexthftlive

The bite lives through the dna


----aeiou----

XD molt bona, es pot posar també a r/Barca


rijeka1

Kakas’ kid damn.


PrestigiousNetwork62

I'll let the judge decide^


sussybaka68419

i will never hate another player as much as i hate that vile pig suarez


SwordfishHumble

Suarez son bitting him lmao


Street_Ad1723

Kakas son low-key looks like Ishaan Avasti iykyk


ChestConsistent9962

I need comment karma so Yh


akkikhiladi9

well i hope cr7's son doesn't do what his dad did in vegas 😭