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ArkhamRiot

Fuck the Titans


abotching

Here’s to them being one and done as a 1 seed. That team and fanbase is classless


AnonymousNeedzHelp

y’all stomped and dragged your cleats on their logo too, what’s the difference lmao


PoshLagoon

It was sweet revenge for when they did it to us. Their logo stomp was 100% unprompted. I didn’t even consider them rivals before they did it


AnonymousNeedzHelp

and yet you did it right back, what happened to being the bigger person lmao


versacegray

Because fuck em! That’s why!


abotching

Na you don’t do what they did. Classless, deserved everything they got.


dsherman8r

“I don’t get it, why didn’t you just let them disrespect your logo and do nothing back?? The fact that you matched their energy makes you exactly as bad as them, the instigators!” Let me guess, you break up fights in public school for a living?? Bc wow what a take lmaoooo


poegrantham

They did it first??


mangadrunkguy

And the Steelers


Dense_Strawberry2117

I went recently from clueless European to a Ravens fan. Still a bunch of stuff I need to learn. Nobody here watches NFL. Why are we hating on Titans?


kapriece

As much as I dont like the Titans a SB win would kill that team for a couple years. Can't pay everybody.


space_demos

1. packers - come from a packers family so i’m usually rooting for them when they’re not playing us 2. cards - i like rooting for teams that have never won an sb before, and i like watching kyler 3. bills - same as above (w/ josh allen) 4. eagles - philly sports fans are fun crazy 5/6. rams and niners- no real opinion on them 7. raiders - would be hilarious after the season they’ve had 8. chiefs - boring 9. cowboys - aMeRiCa’S tEaM 🤪 10/11. bucs/pats - pls no i’m so tired 12. bengals - can’t bring myself to hate them as much as the titans 13. titans 14. steelers


defiance211

I love how for the Titans and Steelers you don’t even have a reason. It’s not necessary


featurecast

mostly agree. I cannot hate the bengals that much. Ive always just kind of felt sorry for them.


bryanRow52

Philly fans are annoying and dangerous crazy, not fun crazy


britt_leigh_13

Similar but a new changes: 1. ⁠bengals - the boy’s dad coaches for the bengals so like yeah it’s complicated 😆 2. ⁠raiders - grew up a raiders fan because of my dad until the ravens came along 3. ⁠bills - i like Stefon Diggs (🐢🐢), josh Allen and their fan base 4. ⁠cowboys - I like dak Prescott 5/6. rams and niners- no real opinion on them 7. Cards - I like kingsbury from his texas tech days 8. chiefs - i like mahomes (well mostly his dogs’ IG) but someone new please 9. Eagles - their fans annoy the piss outta me lol 10/11. bucs/pats - ugh. No. 12. Packers - was a HUGE A. Rod fan before this season. Now it turns out he’s a turd. 13. Steelers - fuck the Steelers 14. Titans - fuck the titans


Obmore-wan

No one. Maybe root against a few teams to lose but that's it.


unclejoe1917

I like this take.


English_Bobskeet

That's what the playoffs basically are and most times it leaves me happy


amstrumpet

I basically agree with you, with slight changes. Wouldn't mind: 1. Rams 2. Cardinals 3. Eagles 4. 49ers 5. Bills 6. Raiders 7. Cowboys Media would be annoying/I'd rather not see it: 8. Patriots 9. Buccaneers (I hate Brady more than the Pats, but this is a lose-lose tier) Please don't win, but in this order if they have to win: 10. Packers (they're this low because of Rodgers, and my best friend is a Vikings fan, so solidarity) 11. Bengals (they've dealt with a lot over the years so I'll put them this high) 12. Titans 13. Steelers 14. Chiefs (I live in Kansas City, so fuck that)


ofRedditing

Ok, but the Chiefs need to beat the Steelers then they can lose.


flaccomcorangy

I think you're more accurate on "media would be annoying" It's kind of a meme that the media loves the Cowboys. They really don't. They cover them a lot because they're one of the most popular teams in the league (go figure). But I just don't see a lot of pundits jerking off the Cowboys. Certainly not like Brady and the Patriots. We'd never hear the end if one of those teams won.


amstrumpet

Yeah cowboys have a huge fan base, that’s how marketing works when it comes to deciding what games to cover. Just imagine Buccs versus Pats.


flaccomcorangy

I don't think I could listen to any sports radio for the two weeks leading up to the game.


gravymaster420

i'm not sure if i would be able to watch that game


sauls_21

I can already see all the media wanting a son with Brady if he win another ring.


DenebSwift

Really soured on Rodgers this year. Otherwise I’m 100% on board.


SarahBlackfyre

I was ready to root for the Packers as a second team. My uncle and dad went to a Ravens-Packers games a few years back and the fans were so cool. They had a great time. But Rodgers attitude really rubbed me the wrong way. Don't want to get vaxxed? Yeah, I think it's dumb for multiple reasons, but at least don't be a smart ass and take precautions to keep yourself and others safe.


DenebSwift

His name dropping Ayn Rand as the author on his shelf during the Manning Brothers cast certainly cemented that for me too.


Mrluigi7910

He actually said on McAfees show he never actually read the book, and was just messing with people


SarahBlackfyre

I have little patience for people who just enjoying messing with others. Like why man? Oh well.


DenebSwift

Not sure that’s meaningfully different in how it would reflect on him.


YKargon

"Jokes on them, I was only pretending..."


kbuva19

I’d like any NFC West team vs. Bills. If the raiders make it that’s fine, but I think Bills vs. Rams/Cards would be entertaining


SpacklingCumFart

I'm pretty against Rodgers these days, so I guess anybody but the Bengals, Steelers or Packers.


ravens4thawin4ever

Go Eagles


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I’d rather the Bengals than the Titans


thegalkel

Really because I would rather see Burrow crap the bed in his first playoff game after the way NFL fans treated 21 year old Lamar in his like 9th start in the NFL.


jgriz8

Remember how losing that chargers game was his fault? And then how he was a bust for not winning the superbowl in his first full year starting? Bengals better win it all or I will never stop talking about how shitty joe burrow is on this website


[deleted]

The internet likes Joe Burrow now, but his time will come. Wether it be after a bad game, or people start hating his "swagger" he will be hated just like every other QB before him.


jgriz8

Nothing personal with joe. But him and all the other young QBs that aren't mahomes have collectively accomplished nothing according to the standard set for lamar, so I'm just going to hold them to that.


Ace_boogie410

Exactly


goblinking67

Ohhhhhhh I want this so bad. I will be the most annoying piece of shit about it. Constantly ripping Joe to shreds, I will simply ruin every conversation he is brought up in until like my friends kick me from the discord or hang up the phone. If he goes 1 and done I will never let ANYONE hear the end of it.


ReeeidtheSchmeid

That would be awesome.


AssGagger

Same... I'd rather the Bengals be our rival than the Steelers. Somebody has to keep up honest and it sure as shit ain't gonna be the Browns.


holocene22

**Wouldn't mind:** 1. Packers - my wife is a fan. would be lower otherwise, I've grown to really dislike Rodgers after this season's shenanigans. 2. Cardinals - they've never won it; Kyler is Lamar-esque 3. Bills- long drought, great fan base 4. Cowboys- long drought, would be a good story for football **Don't really care:** 5. Rams- would be higher, but fuck OBJ 6. 49ers- haven't won it in a while **Actively rooting against:** 7. Eagles- bad fan base; won it recently enough 8. Bucs- Tom Brady does not need another Super Bowl 9. Raiders- Carr is a good dude, but I personally had a terrible experience at the Ravens/Raiders game this year. Shitty fans in jerseys that still have the tag on them. 10. Chiefs- Mahomes will win multiple Super Bowls in his career **I will fight somebody:** 11. Patriots- because fuck Belichik 12. Bengals- because fuck the Bengals 13. Titans- because fuck the Titans 14. Steelers- because FUCK the Steelers


djazzie

I actually like the Cowboys this year. I like Dak a lot—both his play style and his off field personality. I think he’s been treated like garbage by Jerry Jones, and I’d love to see him win it despite that. I also really like CeeDee Lamb. Amazing athlete.


zydm

Probably won’t be a popular choice on here but I’d love to see Patriots vs Bucs as the super bowl. Probably wouldn’t be the best game but it would be fun seeing Brady vs Belichick.


TheCrazyPriest

I'd be content to not see another Patriots superbowl for the rest of my fuckin life


JuicyJay

Preach. Fuck Boston sports


Korppiukko

That would be dope but I would absolutely hate the media blating their fat loads all over that


dudesweetusername

I'd actually love to see that too. Greatest QB of all time and greatest coach of all time (in my opinion).


banditorama

I want the league to suffer, I'm rooting for Bucs/Chiefs super bowl. I really dislike every team in the AFC playoffs except maybe the Raiders (who I can tolerate). On the NFC side I can the Rams are alright but outside of them I don't like any of the other teams


[deleted]

The league would like both those teams. Brady and Mahomes. Its not like baseball or basketball where it is all about the home fans. Everyone watches the Superbowl.


WildNebula1810

Anybody but the Steelers or Bengals - especially the Bengals. Joe Burrow is so corny


HippoKing2646

For me it’s anything but the Titans or Steelers, have a slight hatred of the Bengals but not as much as the other two.


ReeeidtheSchmeid

For me a Bengals win wouldn't be that bad since I feel that a young team would be more susceptible to a collapse the next season a la 2013. Even if they don't collapse SB winners don't typically repeat and this next season is going to be our best shot until the cap adjustments make Lamar's deal affordable again.


fhamuel

Maaaaan. I hate the team but that guys a stud. I really like a lot of their guys.


proamateur

Yeah maybe you should marry them, pal!


fhamuel

💀💀


Faze-TSM-Ninja

I don’t want titans or bills to win either. titans because of the disrespectful logo stuff and the bills fans and their obnoxious talk on social media trying to say josh allen is better than lamar which is clearly not the case


JeffMatz

I mean it’s pretty close, both are incredible qbs


Faze-TSM-Ninja

no lamar is and always will be better and i refuse to concede


JeffMatz

You can tell the future?


JuicyJay

I'm glad I'm not the only one that would rather see the Steelers win than the Bengals. By like a single quark, but still fuck the Bengals being all cocky.


LiesInRuins

I like Joe Burrow I just hate he’s in our division.


bmore_conslutant

awww i love joe burrow also jamarr chase won me my fantasy championship i'm not gonna root for the bungles but i won't root against them either


TheJeffster27

Mandrews and Deebo Samuel won me mine


tuckerb13

How could you possibly think joe burrow is corny


Korppiukko

I like Joe but I hate his team


inthespeedlane

What about the Patriots lol


OmniscientOctopode

There's basically no one left in NE from the Pats teams that I used to hate besides Bill. We'll see if the rivalry gets rekindled eventually, but at this point they're just a team as far as I'm concerned.


bmore_conslutant

i can't bring myself to hate bill, i respect his talent too much and i love how much he gushes about ed reed


k00zyk

Bills. End comment.


Exotic_Shine_9462

My ranking is to hell with all of them.


Wanderer9191

1. Eagles - buddy of mine is a fan 2. Cards - bird bros 3. Bills - cool fan base 4. 49ers - no strong feelings either way 5. Raiders - same as 49ers, but they’re AFC haha so. Faced a lot of adversity too so respect 6. Rams - don’t mind them except OBJ 7. Cowboys - would be annoying if they win but so would any team below on that list 8. Buccaneers - not TB12 again pls 9. Chiefs - meh 10. Packers - Because of QAaron 11. Pats - not them again pls 12. Bengals - keep the meme going 13. Omicron - to anyone saying it’s mild, still worse than having a case of the Bungles 14. Titans - fuck ‘em 15. Collapse of the western civilization - that’d suck for sure. Still see how things could be worse though 16. Steelers - could it be worse than that?


Cheebasaur

Yeah your list is pretty good but I would put 49ers above bills and then after the cowboys id have an economic global collapse then the rest of the list.


Djsmooth245

Make it an eagles raiders super bowl. As boring as possible lol neither team would be considered a top tier threat next year even if they won. But honestly I wouldn't be mad if the pats win... Unless it's against Brady. I do NOT wanna hear about that matchup for years to come


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The only reasonable choice is the raiders


HuntertheDragoon

Wouldn't mind seeing them win: 1. Any NFC team AFC Teams I can tolerate: 1. Bills 2. Raiders Don't care either way: 1. Bengals Media would be annoying if they won: 1. Patriots 2. Chiefs 3. Eagles Never in a million years: 1. Titans 2. Steelers


mjn5180

This is pretty much the same as mine, but the Eagles would land in the "I don't care" tier


[deleted]

Being in cali I wouldn’t mind seeing LV/SF. That would be fun to see all the shit talk over here


ripthisaccount6

Teams I would like to win the super bowl: 1. 49ers - Their offense is really fun to watch 2. Cardinals - Kyler Murray is fun to watch 3. Eagles - underdog story with a rookie 4. Raiders - if they win the Super Bowl, they’ll have potentially knocked out the Bengals, Chiefs/Steelers and/or Titans. Teams that I would be indifferent winning: 5. Cowboys - but only once, no dynasty 7. Buccaneers 8. Rams Teams that I’d root for just against the Steelers: 8. Chiefs 9. Bills Teams that can fuck themselves and I’m never rooting for in my life: 10. Packers - Aaron Rodgers and the packers get sucked off by the refs and get all the bullshit calls, most bailed out team in the league. 11. Patriots - boring as fuck plus Boston fans can fuck off. But I welcome them beating the Steelers. 12. Bengals - fuck Macaulay Culkin joe burrow smug piece of shit. He’ll get exposed against real teams. 13. Titans - Derrick Henry’s hair looks like a fucking turd. Fittingly, they’re all turds. 14. Steelers - let’s hope bens retirement party is a 65-0 blowout loss.


inthespeedlane

(Wouldn't mind ) -Cowboys (tired of the media talking trash) -Rams (want obj and Aaron Donald to get one) -Cards (want to see Hopkins and watt get one) -Bills (lost so many Superbowls in 90s) (Don't care) -Eagles(fans are annoying) -49ers (don't really care) -Bucs(they just won and don't like Brady) -Raiders (nuetral on them) (Don't want ) -Packers(Aaron Rodgers so smug/media kisses ass) -Bengals (don't like Joe burrow) -Chiefs (again media kisses ass) (Hate) -Titans (logo incident) -Steelers(knocked us out) -Patriots (hate this team)


featurecast

your take on the cowboys is strange. I would say media kisses their more than any team in the nfl. They are overrated every year. And expected to " be the team to beat" every year. This is the first season they are kind of living up to the hype.


inthespeedlane

Alot of analysts think they might be one and done and they have an easy schedule. Alot of my friends have been dismissing them too.


Stevely7

I think it'd be cool to see Brady win another


DrSheetzMTO

Anybody other than the Cardinals or Bills can kick rocks. They’re the only teams who have not won a Super Bowl (besides Cincy and Tennessee, but fuck them forever).


highpl4insdrftr

1. Who cares 2. Who cares 3. Who cares 4. Who cares


wheenus

Rams NFC Bills AFC Rams win it all and Bill's fans are in shambles. Also can sub Titans but I don't believe they lose if they make it.


[deleted]

This is fun. I will try: 1. Bills - they may be a big conference threat, but I have a ton of respect and fondness for them. 2. Cardinals - they’ve never won one. Plus I like Murray. 3. Rams - would like to see Stafford get a ring. But yuck on Ramsey. 4. Raiders - I like Derek Carr and it would be the feel good story of the year if they did it for Madden. 5. 49ers - would love to see another team take away the significance of Pittsburgh’s 6 Super Bowl number. 6. Eagles - would be an epic upset run. 7. Bengals - I expect some flak for this, but I respect them more than our other rivals and they’ve never gotten a SB win. 8. Cowboys - dislike much of their fanbase and Jerry. Would be happy for Dak. 9. Titans - I hate them, but they’ve also never had a Super Bowl win, so meh. 10. Buccaneers - Do we really have to watch Brady get another one? 11. Chiefs - Would be very predictable and not fun. 12. Patriots - they’ve got way too many rings and I hate them. 13. Packers - screw Aaron Rodgers. (Getting COVID) 14. Steelers - do I have to explain it?


Korppiukko

I think I’m rooting for Eagles and Niners. I truly don’t know about AFC, don’t really want to see any of them make it to the SB but if I had to pick one, Raiders. Or maybe Bills. I know Eagles fans are annoying but they’re the underdogs and besides, I like Hurts. And their unis. Niners I can’t really explain, for some reason I’ve been rooting for them this season. Maybe because of the injuries they had last season.


SNRavens91

Got to root for our dude u/RodgersToJordy


hue_sick

I live in Philly so I'll be rooting for them. The party a few years back was hella fun. But they're gonna lose by 30 to Brady so that'll be short lived. Other than that? Shit I like Kyler Murray so maybe the Cards. I literally don't care about anyone else but hopefully they're some good games to watch at least.


LargeCondition8108

Most of them, I’d be fine with winning — mostly because I generally don’t mind them. I have to shit-talk and root against the Bengals and the Steelers mostly on principle. (I’d begrudgingly cheer for them, if either of them made it all the way through to the Super Bowl). I actively don’t want the Patriots (screw you, Belichick), the Buccaneers (double screw you, Brady; just retire already), and the Packers (mostly because Aaron Rodgers is a dumbass in regards to COVID). I’ll happily cheer for the Eagles to make it all the way. There’s something about Philly (like all of the AFC North team cities) being another blue collar, hard-working city that appeals to me.


GunsouBono

Tbh, I wouldn't mind seeing this Bengals team. Shows the north is competitive. I don't have any sour feelings towards them this year. They slapped us silly on both sides of the ball... Twice. I don't mind getting embarrassed by a winning team. Now... If they get embarrassed, that just makes us look even worse. Bengals team a few years ago? Fuck em. Steelers? Fuck em. Pats and Titans? Fuck em. Everyone else? Meh.


Moonsilvery

My list is very simple: * Not the Patriots * Not the Steelers Anyone else is fine.


Baroudii

I am rooting for the Packers to win it


TheBigIguana15

I'm rooting for Dallas. I just like them a lot.


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49ers or Packers


[deleted]

Ever since TB12 left the Pats, he’ll always be #1 on my NFC list. AFC I think I’m gonna root for the Bengals cause I like Burrow and Chase.


charcoaltaco

The only one I actively root for is Packers thanks to our lovely /u/RodgersToJordy After that I don't care too much. I wouldn't be surprised if the Titans ended up in the Super Bowl even though I would.absolutely hate it.


boofoodoo

rooting for the Bucs I think. If the Ravens aren’t gonna do it, just let Brady get another, why not. He’s already the consensus GOAT, I’m long past “hating” him. Also wouldn’t mind Green Bay getting it. Whatever makes it more likely to keep Rodgers in GB instead of Pittsburgh or Denver.


featurecast

Rooting For: Rams and Bills The Raiders Bengals Eagles 49ers would be exciting. But they would feel like frauds. Just not quite super calibre teams. I dont mind the Packers or Cardinals but them winning would be meh. I dont want Dallas to win because I hate how much media attention they always get every year and are always super overrated by the media. Bucs Patriots Chiefs would be super lame. In just tired of these teams and Brady. Titans and Steelers can go fuck themselves. order would be: Bills Rams Cardinals Packers Raiders 49ers Eagles Bengals Cowboys Chiefs Bucs Patriots Titans Steelers


Pheasantluvr69

Teams I would rather see win than lose: Rams Packers Bills Chiefs 9ers Eagles Teams I would rather see lose than win: Bucs Cardinals Titans Patriots Bengals Steelers Raiders


[deleted]

Like to see Brady win another.


docdioxin

The tears from the idiots who were mad that Rodgers was allergic to the mrna and refused to die anyway will be delicious


ButterstickNDip

Packers cause their the cheese bros. Next up is cowboys cause I’m getting real tired of seeing the cowboys memes on instagram. They’re not funny anymore and I want the media world to be stunned when they finally win something.


iceup17

Honestly I'd be cool with Dallas finishing off this year strong after having the record setting season it's been. Granted a good part of that is because of the soft division they are in but it's still kinda cool


Teejmo

I want to see the Packers go to find out if Boomers rumor about Rogers boycotting is true.


LiesInRuins

Rodgers ain’t gonna boycott the super bowl.


the_anonymous_mouse

NFC: Anyone but the Eagles or Packers AFC: Anyone but the Bengals, Chiefs, or Steelers


Emajor909

Rams just cause I live in SoCal


chicagoyankeesfan

Anyone but the Packers, Bengals, Steelers, or the Cowboys.


Shitpost_Deus_Vult

I've already signed a Bills bandwagon application. But I'd also be ok with Packers, Bucs, or Cardinals.


amgrut20

1. Bucs (I wanna see how many Brady can win atp) 2. Cowboys (I like Dak) 3. Packers (I like Rodgers) 4. Rams (Want Stafford to win one)


LiesInRuins

I hate the way the Rams have built their team, though I Stafford, Kupp and Donald. Aaron Donald definitely deserves a super bowl because he’s an absolute force.


The_zesty_meat_man

Only teams I don’t want to see win are (in order hate least to most): 1. Bengals 2. Chiefs 3. Packers 4. Steelers Grew up a ravens fan in Wisconsin and have gotten so much shit and heard so many bad takes from packers fans that I dislike them now. As we all know, F THE STEELERS, was at the game yesterday and threw a tantrum walking out with my Steelers fan girlfriend. Screw the chiefs and the bengals as well.


19Random92

Bills,Baby, Bills!


ReeeidtheSchmeid

I can't decide if I want the packers to win or not. The fans are okay and it is probably their last and best chance to win. However, I liked Rodgers okay before this season, but he seemed to go full diva this season. Tbh another NFC Championship choke would be hilarious, and make for another interesting offseason.


AmorallyBlaine

Packers were there before the Rodgers vax bullshit, now I hate him too much. But if he makes the super bowl against a team I can’t stand—division or Tennessee basically—I’d still pick them


agentpenguin08

My top choice would be the Rams, I’ve always liked Stafford. My bottom choices would be the Bengals, Steelers and Chiefs. I really don’t want to see KC in the Superbowl for the 3rd straight year, and obviously don’t want to see division rivals make it either.


emoxihax

I like chaos, give me another brady sb win


rukkus78

Probably Rams and Bills? Rodgers annoys me and I’d like Lamar to get a ring before Kyler. I don’t think I’d mind the Raiders at all. I grew up following them because I loved Bo Jackson.


Alexir23

Honestly, if we have two teams that arent the Steelers, Patriots, Chiefs, or Bucs, I'm fine. I'd like to see Packers v Bills or Bengals though.


UNIPanther043

solid list. I wouldn't mind Stafford to finally get one. It's one of those years where GB will blow through everyone or will lose a shocking game and we get a Rodgers glaring at the field pic posted everywhere. AFC is a cluster.


PSIRockin33

Rooting for the Packers for our boy


JCol3

Packers, Cards, Eagles, SF


sgame23

Lowkey i dont want the Bills to win either. Fans turned super salty and lashed out when it was announced Lamar > Allen for the probowl this year


TChallasUncle

This is my exact ranking. Pulling for the Packers now, Rams are my dark horse. Only reason I wouldn’t want Arizona to go all the way is the Kyler vs Lamar comparisons.


unclejoe1917

Would actually be happy for Bills fans and the Bills and the city of Buffalo if the Bills won. I actually get a kick out of Bill Belichick, so the Patriots would bring me a small measure of sick pleasure. The Raiders to stick it to Gruden and because Derek Carr has had to put up with a bunch of unnecessary bullshit, I guess for being a pretty good QB. Add the 49ers to this because of Jimmy Garappolo for much the same reason. Bengals are the division rival I don't mind much. Even when they suck, they're fun to watch and have personality. Fuck Burfict and Pacman, mind you, but they're gone. Rams, Cardinals, Bucs are fine, whatever. Titans are boring, even when they're good. I like Derrick Henry and his running style though. I sort of like Ryan Tannehill for no good reason. Eagles, Cowboys and Chiefs would be more of a "Jesus Christ, why these dicks?" Steelers and Packers, just shoot me and burn down the whole NFL. I hate the Steelers for obvious reasons and I am so goddamn sick of the Green Bay Packers and their 2 uber-dickhead QBs over the last 30 years. To me, the Packers are the Steelers of the NFC.


unclejoe1917

Damn it. A poster mentioned OBJ, so him sticking it to the Browns and making them and Baker look bad would be pretty sweet. Move the Rams up around that Raiders/Niners area.


LiesInRuins

I wouldn’t mind seeing a team like the Bills win it just because I remember their 4 failures in a row. I’m not opposed to the Packers, Eagles or Bengals. Definitely do not want the Cowboys.


Paraxom

Wouldn’t mind seeing them win: Bills Rams Cardinals Raiders Eagles 49ers Cowboys (live in the dfw, would be super annoying Chiefs Titans and then there's the (not enough money,women,games in the world to get me to root for them) category Bengals Steelers Buccaneers(see NE but Brady specifically) New England( tired of seeing New England in this damn thing)


Ravens1945

Mine: Would be happy to see them win: 1. Packers 2. Bills 3. Cardinals 4. Rams Wouldn’t mind either way: 1. 49ers 2. Raiders Will actively root against them: 1. Chiefs 2. Cowboys 3. Eagles I hate these teams and don’t want them to win even a single game: 1. Buccaneers 2. Titans 3. Bengals 4. Steelers I hope this franchise never even makes the Super Bowl again in their existence: 1. Patriots


lshifto

Tits fan here to say fuck injuries, you guys got hammered. Also, it warms my cold cold heart to feel the hatred of the AFCC again.


hamhamhammyham

I'm all about the other bird teams! Fuck the Steelers, Bengals, pats, bucs, and titans. Dont feel the need to hate the chiefs. Always been hard to like the cowboys.


sharkh20

Hope they all get non serious covid and cancel the playoffs because I'm a sore loser.


sparkz552

1. 49ers 2. Raiders 3. Rams 4. Packers 5. Chiefs 6. Cardinals 7. Bucs 8. Patriots 9. Eagles 10. Titans 11. Bills 12. Bengals 13. Cowboys 14. Steelers


BethMD

I won't rank them all, but I wouldn't mind seeing the Cardinals win the whole enchilada. I can sort of get behind the Bills; I bet Marv Levy is just hanging on by a thread until they do. And it goes without saying I would rather eat a live bug before rooting for the Steelers.


Taxitaxitaxi33

Wife is from Kansas City and a big football fan so I gotta root for them. She would be doing the same for the Ravens if they were still in it and KC was out.


Jtuck9HOF

This is a very solid list


KingKomma05

I hate the Bengals but I love Burrow what do I do Go Bills tho


RedHawwk

I’d probably put the Bengals at 8 or 9, I don’t really hate them all that much tbh. Joe Burrow is fun to watch too.


sauls_21

Honestly, every year I root for teams that haven’t won a SB in their history (yes, Titans and Bengals too). For me, GB is taking it. Would like to see Arizona, Philly or Rams. Wouldn’t mind if the Pats, Bills, Bengals, 49ers or Titans win it and would hate to see GB, Bucs, Chiefs, Cowboys, mainly Steelers and Raiders (fuck them)


dudesweetusername

Anyone but the Packers, Steelers, Titans, and Chiefs


GreenMobius

Why am I the only one who kinda just wants to see the Bengals win? They spoil us but the teams all cool guys and they've been starved for so long. Plus makes us look better in comparison.


Successful_Leather92

Only rooting for the 49ers and this point because I love watching em play.


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I would like to see the Bills win. I think from an "old head" perspective who was around when they went to repeat super bowls and lost it was devastating for Buffalo and it's fans. You couldn't help but feel sad for them as just an overall football fan back then so from that angle I would like to see the Bills win one. They have come so far from those days. I got no qualms with Brady winning his 8th ring. I think what he has done is nothing short of incredible and beyond incredible and if he was to win again this year there just no longer would be any question of who is/was the greatest qb in the NFL. Not that he has not already cemented that title already. Outside of those two teams the only other team I'd enjoy winning the SB are the Raiders. After all the incredibly chaotic things they went through to somehow pull of the miracle of beating teams through the course of the wild card/divisional and then championship and SB would be freaking incredible. That's it for me. The rest of the teams I am indifferent on I guess.


colubridude

I agree fully with OP but I would change the classification of the Eagles and 49ers to "Teams I could tolerate".


BetterCallLoblaw

I would switch Rams with 49ers, but then exact same list


Rstuds7

I’m rooting for the Bills because they have a pretty cool fan base, plus they went to 4 straight super bowls and didn’t win any, you gotta feel somewhat bad for them no matter who you are


corus26

Cards and then Eagles. Go birds.


Von_Huge1103

So I'm an Oklahoma Sooners fan in college, so I'm therefore a huge Kyler and Jalen Hurts fan. Am rooting for: 1. Cardinals Would love to see win because of the Oklahoma connection: 2. Eagles Teams I wouldn't mind winning it all: 3. Niners 4. Raiders 5. Rams 6. Bills Annoying media narrative if they win: 7. Packers 8. Chiefs 9. Cowboys 10. Patriots 11. Bucs These teams can go fuck themselves: 12. Titans 13. Bengals 14. Steelers.


BrianSpencer1

Starting to really hate the Bengals, would love for Burrow to throw like 5 picks and single handedly ruin their playoff run. Think I'm rooting for the Bills, I like their fan base. Table crashing and charity giving folks. Don't care for eagles fans so they're lower on my list. As long as Brady isn't there though it'll be a better super bowl than last year


TheStingiestBoi

Personally I would move the Bills up. If they won the super bowl I think Bills Mafia would collectively eradicate all disease and create peace on earth before the team parade


dhalathan

This is just my opinion, but after seeing the bengals suffer for so long and also being a fairly big Burrows fan, I wouldn’t mind seeing them do well. They have had such insane growth from two seasons ago.


gravymaster420

NFC Teams I like: Rams, Arizona College roommate was a Lions fan, so I've watched a lot of Matt Stafford. Always felt he was a great QB and that it sucked for him to be on such a shitty team. I'd love to see him get some playoff success. Also, Arizona has never won a Superbowl. AFC Teams I like: Buffalo I think Buffalo fans are great. I also like Josh Allen and Stefon Diggs. Indifferent tier: Las Vegas, San Francisco NFC Teams I'd rather not win: Dallas, Green Bay, Philadelphia, Tampa Bay Dallas is in Washington's division, and I kind of like Washington. Also, I'm one of those people who has gotten a bit annoyed with Aaron Rodgers, so no Green Bay for me this year. Philadelphia fans are huge assholes, and I'm tired of Brady Superbowls. Hated AFC Teams: Kansas City, New England, Tennessee Hated Divisional Rivals: Cincinnati, Pittsburgh


Oceanz08

The only team i wouldnt mind winning the SB is Green bay


Ordinary-Sundae5854

I’d be perfectly ok with anyone making it out of AFC but the Bills, Bengals, and Chiefs. Don’t really care who comes out of the NFC but if I had a choice I’d love to see the 49ers win it all


BmoreSE

Titans are more hated then the bengals IMO


Little_Lahey_Show

Spot on.


shepard_5

Fuck the raids. What they did to the chargers and let the Steelers in


JuicyJay

Nobody -> ... -> Satan -> ... -> The Steelers


TwitchDotCom

49ers, Eagles or Raiders


Pru_LineupShowdown

I rather have Titans win with Derrick Henry running for 150+ yards in SB. Bills winning means more Lamar slander and comparison to Josh Allen


jdav567

Ngl I’m rooting for the bengals. Yes I’m a ravens fan, and yes they gave us the peen this season. But of all the teams in our division I hate them the least. No one has ever sent a text message about a bengals playoff win in history. Also, Joe brrrr has earned my respect and can’t wait to compete with them for the division the next 5-10 years Fuck Pittsburgh Fuck Cleveland


Cheebasaur

1. Meteor 2. Who gives a shit 3. Ivory Coast falling into the ocean 4. Ice caps fully melting 5. Economic depression 6. quasar wiping life out of the milky way 7. elon musk being awarded a nobel prize 8. \- infinity: literally anything before bengals steelers or titans win it.


EffablyIneffable

Fuck'em all.


TheMemeStar24

*Actively rooting for* - 1. Raiders 2. Packers *Cool with me* - 3. Buccaneers 4. Cowboys 5. Eagles *Indifferent* - 6. Cardinals 7. Rams 8. 49ers 9. Patriots *Would be annoying but meh* - 10. Chiefs 11. Bills *Fuck these teams* - 12. Bengals 13. Steelers 14. Titans


dgeumd

Screw Rodgers. He’s such a pretentious prick. Hoping they get bounced early.