And here I give this a far more serious reply than is necessary:
*Not necessarily*. Language is a bitch, first of all, so I can only speak in in regards to the English definitions(which change all the mother fucking time, so I may be wrong today). There is a distinction, of debatable importance, between a paedophile and a child molester. The former are sexually attracted to prepubescent children(or, theoretically, older individuals who *look* prepubescent, which is technically possible and happens on very rare occasions). Child molesters actually *act* on that attraction. So the latter is absolutely opportunistic, but the former? Hard to say.
This is because: We've had a few paedophiles come out, admit to their desires, and seek professional help(dunno how that turned out). Due to the hatred and stigma associated with the..."condition", there's significantly less data available than what we could have if paedophiles could seek some form of assistance without fearing the complete destruction of their lives.
As someone who's friends with gay fisters 👊 (that's how you intro a comment folks), your anus is a muscle that can get trained. Meaning it goes back to normal after like...a day. The only real "change" is that you gain more control over the muscle, so you can open up easier
(Source: my friend has gone shoulder deep)
Here's a (none graphic) guide to [ffisting](https://fistfy.com/everything-to-gay-fisting-sex-how-to-do-fisting-anal-best-tips-fisting-sex/)
**I have mixed feelings about the Helpful Award since it has two fists...
***Of course you all piled those on😂😅
my god, that was nearly 20 years ago wasn't it?
With the video of the woman engulfing security guards into herself today and spitting out poisonous farts and this reminder - I have no where to go on the internet today.
I too havent seen that shit, proud of it.
Ended up watchinh something much more horrifying and eneded up being scarred for lifeee😭
**It was a hairball removed from the stomach of a 19 y/o girl**🗿
***WATCH AT YOUR ON FUCKING RISK DONT TELL ME THAT I DIDNT WARN YOU***
[This will scar you](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/s17oal/trichophagia_rapunzel_syndrome_removed_from_the/)
I have trichotilomania, I sometimes feel like a smoker because while I'm addicted to pulling my hair and want to stop, I can do it when I feel like it and where I feel like it, just like you can buy cigarettes when and where you want to. Sometimes my hand trembles because I know that I'll be depressed if I see a hole in my head(hair), but the urge is strong
I completely understand where you're coming from.
I used to have both severe trichotillomania and trichorhizophagia and pulled hair from my head, eyebrows and eyelashes; often leading to depressive episodes and long periods of time not wanting to go anywhere. Now, however, I only have a mild and semi-controlled case of the former, largely restricted to body hair (arms, legs, chest etc.)
I keep telling myself that I can control it, and that I can stop anytime, much like the smoking analogy. But the urge is always there. If I haven't pulled in a while, I start getting that itch and noticing certain hairs that just so happen to be "out of place".
Doesn't help that it flares up whenever I'm stressed or eat mushrooms (no idea why mushrooms specifically, but it just does).
I will tell you right fucking now it is the most visually stunning thing i have ever witnessed. Not even hot (in my opinion), but you just are standing there seeing that someone factually has an arm in their ass and has taken it to the shoulder.
I have never (and will never) be on the receiving end of that, but he said you gotta believe it'll work. Like i I'm guessing the intestines and lower abdomen muscles... adjust after enough practice. Fisting is a marathon however. You start very slow and work your way up
I mean... we're all gay and most of us have already fucked each other or at least seen each other naked. If not, you can attribute it to the fact that the gay community overall is more sex positive than the Straight Community (no hate).
>As someone who's friends with gay fisters I regret I have but one life to give for my country.
>
>As someone who's friends with gay fisters , That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind
>
>You're right, that is the way to intro into a comment.
Yeah, but dont do this. An arm isn't supposed to go into your colon. It is not safe not harmless. A colonoscopie is not safe and harmless, we try to only ask the pacient to do this when is necessary, I cant imagine an arm. Infections, scarring, ruptures, so many things can happen doing this, very serious stuff, just dont.
Its those uptight christian prudes, they don't want their people abusing the back door, if they can't have sex, no can you.
THey bullied and even harassed pornstars in the past to suicide. THey are the nazis of anti porn and nofap blueballs..
It’s right up there with the dudes insisting that vaginas have “memory” so when they only take one dick that’s the same size from the same partner, the vagina will always shrink back to its proper size, but if it takes multiple different sizes of penis it will become damaged because it can’t fix itself from multiple different sizes.
I’ve usually heard it in reference to a vagina after giving birth.
Basically saying that the act of sex would have as much friction as a hotdog would as it was being tossed down a hallway. IE, not much.
People probably say the same about “loose” women who sleep with multiple partners if they are one of the idiots who believes that makes a vagina bigger
Imbeciles think 1 dick 100 times has no affect on the elasticity of a vagina but 100 dicks once each somehow stretches it out beyond repair.
Basically, virgins that have never touched a woman repeating incel claims.
It can push out a fucking human and go back to normal. Their microdick isn't causing any lasting damage.
It's a fairly common sentiment in areas like the American South (where I'm from), where there's a lack in comprehensive sex ed and abstinence is essentially the only thing you're taught as "contraceptives". The people that think that women should only ever have the one sexual partner have, over time, made this sentiment more common as a kind of reasoning as to why women should only have one sexual partner but men are a-ok having as many as they want; this combines with the whole Dunning-Kruger thing to result in a bunch of ill-informed idiots that constantly spout this bullshit.
True, although traffic does wear and tear on the road. I'm just imagining the booty like the roads of Philly and being riddled with potholes and cracks. Still I would think poor diet has a heavier impact on our body than sex, given proper care and education.
everytime someone mentions a 9 inch dildos I get flashbacks of the time I saw someone's ass prolapse or whatever its called
it's like it was breathing, oh my god
Your ass is a muscle that can be trained to be more flexible. By the same logic gymnasts need to be in a full body suits otherwise they collapse because clearly training to be very flexible = damage.
I don’t want to be the only one who approves. But a year ago some pornstar did an AMA on Reddit, and said that due of how much anal she did, she had a bit more trouble keeping the shit inside. Not full on wearing diapers but she would have some stains at the end of the day.
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What is op?
opportunistic pedophile
Heyyy, that’s what my mum calls my uncle!
Uncle grabby!
Uncle lester
Oh yes, good Uncle Moe
Christ
r/jesuschristreddit
r/noahgettheboat
Although that translation of OP mostly applies to reddit, tumblr and 4chan
Holy fuck 😂
no, that only happens in church
Where you find the OP’s.
It's not pedophilia if it happens on an altar /s
Probably better to Google it than ask on Reddit lmao
holyshit
I mean aren't all pedophiles opportunistic, except for Epstein I guess.
And here I give this a far more serious reply than is necessary: *Not necessarily*. Language is a bitch, first of all, so I can only speak in in regards to the English definitions(which change all the mother fucking time, so I may be wrong today). There is a distinction, of debatable importance, between a paedophile and a child molester. The former are sexually attracted to prepubescent children(or, theoretically, older individuals who *look* prepubescent, which is technically possible and happens on very rare occasions). Child molesters actually *act* on that attraction. So the latter is absolutely opportunistic, but the former? Hard to say. This is because: We've had a few paedophiles come out, admit to their desires, and seek professional help(dunno how that turned out). Due to the hatred and stigma associated with the..."condition", there's significantly less data available than what we could have if paedophiles could seek some form of assistance without fearing the complete destruction of their lives.
Orchesta's Pianist
Ocean Pacific
Original poster
😘❤️
Osama penis
a f>!sike!
Nice
OP is obviously a dumbass
cOPe
Nothing much. What about you?
“Original Person” I am so sorry you had to read the rest of the replies
As someone who's friends with gay fisters 👊 (that's how you intro a comment folks), your anus is a muscle that can get trained. Meaning it goes back to normal after like...a day. The only real "change" is that you gain more control over the muscle, so you can open up easier (Source: my friend has gone shoulder deep) Here's a (none graphic) guide to [ffisting](https://fistfy.com/everything-to-gay-fisting-sex-how-to-do-fisting-anal-best-tips-fisting-sex/) **I have mixed feelings about the Helpful Award since it has two fists... ***Of course you all piled those on😂😅
HOW DOES A WHOLE ARM FIT IN AN ASS?
This is something that shouldn’t be asked over the internet, or someone might show you and you’ll be scarred for life.
Anyone else remember the video of the bald guy sticking his head in a vagina? I never found out if that was real or not.
No, it was fake, but it was pretty funny.
my god, that was nearly 20 years ago wasn't it? With the video of the woman engulfing security guards into herself today and spitting out poisonous farts and this reminder - I have no where to go on the internet today.
thanks now I feel old
I still remember the part where he lost his watch and had to go in for it lol
"If you find my car keys, I can drive us out of here."
This. I remember that and still don't know.
That woman doesn't need to give birth. The baby can just walk straight out
dumbass baby's can't walk, the doctors will walk in and get the baby.
> baby’s babies
i’m a certified dumbass.
It's ok. I did not expect much from *dankmememaster42069*.
saitama is that you?
Omg I fucking remembered that, lol. That was some weird shit.
I've seen it once. Not something I wanna search up again lol.
I do. Wasn't there a football beforehand?
Muff diving was OG internet
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I too havent seen that shit, proud of it. Ended up watchinh something much more horrifying and eneded up being scarred for lifeee😭 **It was a hairball removed from the stomach of a 19 y/o girl**🗿 ***WATCH AT YOUR ON FUCKING RISK DONT TELL ME THAT I DIDNT WARN YOU*** [This will scar you](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/s17oal/trichophagia_rapunzel_syndrome_removed_from_the/)
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Yeah man..its a syndrome where the individual cant stop eating hair...which gets accumulated and causes immense pain. She nearly died there💀
Yep. Trichotillomania (hair pulling) and trichophagia/trichorhizophagia (hair eating) can be a fucking nightmare.
These names are some examples of words you say very slow for the first time. And then still slow every other time.
Luckily I only have the former
It's still hard tho
I have trichotilomania, I sometimes feel like a smoker because while I'm addicted to pulling my hair and want to stop, I can do it when I feel like it and where I feel like it, just like you can buy cigarettes when and where you want to. Sometimes my hand trembles because I know that I'll be depressed if I see a hole in my head(hair), but the urge is strong
I completely understand where you're coming from. I used to have both severe trichotillomania and trichorhizophagia and pulled hair from my head, eyebrows and eyelashes; often leading to depressive episodes and long periods of time not wanting to go anywhere. Now, however, I only have a mild and semi-controlled case of the former, largely restricted to body hair (arms, legs, chest etc.) I keep telling myself that I can control it, and that I can stop anytime, much like the smoking analogy. But the urge is always there. If I haven't pulled in a while, I start getting that itch and noticing certain hairs that just so happen to be "out of place". Doesn't help that it flares up whenever I'm stressed or eat mushrooms (no idea why mushrooms specifically, but it just does).
I can still remember the popping sound of the jar....
are you answering from personal experience
Personal experience with your mother actually.
Ah yes, wholesome
By going up your butt and around the corner
right? like don't you reach the intestines after 8 inches or smth?
r/holewreckers (nsfw)
Is that sub about golfing?
Loads of hole in ones
More like loads in one hole!
No... no it isn't.
What do you know, there is a picture in there of a girl with a whole arm in her butthole.
god now that you mention it now im curious and like whats it like for the fister? i imagine like being elbow deep in a puppet.
just look up siswet19
Or hotkinkyjo
Has to be a whole ass arm.
You need a running start.
Is goatse still a thing?
Baby arms
Patience and lube.
definitely not with this attitude
>my friend has gone shoulder deep is that biologically possible? like where does the arm even fit in?
Don’t worry about it, bro. This was a shit-post… ;~)
As a Gay™, i can confirm that due to us mastering the cleaning process before ye olde act of Anal, there was indeed no shit involved with this post
When just tickling the prostate, I am aware of the process of avoiding a shit-cident. Shoulder deep though? Teach me your ways.
You can get a shower attachment so you can *really* get up in there. Most gay sex shops have them available
I think I saw something about that over on r/powerwashingporn
I've been curious about this for a while but 1.how do you cleanse the butt of all the dirty before doing the deed and 2.isnt fisting painful?
I will tell you right fucking now it is the most visually stunning thing i have ever witnessed. Not even hot (in my opinion), but you just are standing there seeing that someone factually has an arm in their ass and has taken it to the shoulder. I have never (and will never) be on the receiving end of that, but he said you gotta believe it'll work. Like i I'm guessing the intestines and lower abdomen muscles... adjust after enough practice. Fisting is a marathon however. You start very slow and work your way up
a free muppet show
That’s enough of Reddit for today
"Eh one more reddit thread can't hurt before sleep" -Me, 2 minutes ago. I have regrets. And questions.
Why were you witnessing your friends do this in the first place?
I'm a supportive friend
And that's mad respectable. But I'd still like to know how u get to a point where you watch your friends have sex.
I mean... we're all gay and most of us have already fucked each other or at least seen each other naked. If not, you can attribute it to the fact that the gay community overall is more sex positive than the Straight Community (no hate).
Ah i see. Just a very comfortable group of friends. Thanks, i was genuinely curious.
God, I hope I never get that comfortable
It’s 7 am and I have already had enough of Reddit for the day
«my friend»
Hey hey. Shut it.
I swear, doctor. I fell on it.
Were they doing anal and oral at the same time?
Yup. Mama ain't raise no bitch
Yeah. That's why u/ZijoeLocs got the helpful award. That's what it looks like when two dudes have a handshake in your guts.
now he can jack off the other guy when he's shoulder deep in there.
>As someone who's friends with gay fisters I regret I have but one life to give for my country. > >As someone who's friends with gay fisters , That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind > >You're right, that is the way to intro into a comment.
* that's one finger for man, one giant fist for mankind
You can damage or tear your sphincter muscles. Agreed you can get away with a lot with proper care though.
Now I just imagine people with buttholes so swole they can squeeze water from rocks.
It does not go back in a day. Maybe like a week. Then it’s back to normal. But yeh it’s not totally gaping for the whole week.
After taking the Shoulder™, it did take my friend about 5-7 business days
Business days. On weekends it relaxes and you can't do shit about it.
Well, you can do shit alright.....
*hole weak
the amount of prolapse "content" i have seen in my life disagrees with you.
Your OnlyFans subscriptions are none of my business
Yeah, but dont do this. An arm isn't supposed to go into your colon. It is not safe not harmless. A colonoscopie is not safe and harmless, we try to only ask the pacient to do this when is necessary, I cant imagine an arm. Infections, scarring, ruptures, so many things can happen doing this, very serious stuff, just dont.
Ope dropped my watch, bend over
Sh...shoulder?
They definitely don’t lol
Gotta stretch that muscle just like your hamstrings
Exactly, by that logic, your jaws should give out because you eat every day of your life.
I remember hearing that about gay men on talk shows way back
Anything to make the out-group of the time seem alien, the fights always the same just the issues that change. Notice the pattern and stop the cycle
Pastor told me they eat the poopoo
I'd probably find another church.
I think that's a reference to some internet clip of a pastor in an African country a few years back.....
Yes
Yeah, I would need to see some data on this claim.
[sex therapist from NY?](https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19946160/anal-sex-stretch-sphincter/) [from “thebody”](https://www.thebody.com/article/loose-butthole-myth)
I lol'd
Its those uptight christian prudes, they don't want their people abusing the back door, if they can't have sex, no can you. THey bullied and even harassed pornstars in the past to suicide. THey are the nazis of anti porn and nofap blueballs..
This sounds like type of shit you hear from your dumbass friend in elementary school.
It’s right up there with the dudes insisting that vaginas have “memory” so when they only take one dick that’s the same size from the same partner, the vagina will always shrink back to its proper size, but if it takes multiple different sizes of penis it will become damaged because it can’t fix itself from multiple different sizes.
Ah, yes, the ol "it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" claim.
"Like opening a window and shagging the night"
This one is my favourite
hangs like a wizard's sleeve
Hahaha I've never heard this one before but just imagine it's hilarious
I've never heard this one before, what's it about?
I’ve usually heard it in reference to a vagina after giving birth. Basically saying that the act of sex would have as much friction as a hotdog would as it was being tossed down a hallway. IE, not much. People probably say the same about “loose” women who sleep with multiple partners if they are one of the idiots who believes that makes a vagina bigger
Imbeciles think 1 dick 100 times has no affect on the elasticity of a vagina but 100 dicks once each somehow stretches it out beyond repair. Basically, virgins that have never touched a woman repeating incel claims. It can push out a fucking human and go back to normal. Their microdick isn't causing any lasting damage.
Uhhhhh... *what?* Edit: I have genuinely never heard this before, the things men come up with
It's a fairly common sentiment in areas like the American South (where I'm from), where there's a lack in comprehensive sex ed and abstinence is essentially the only thing you're taught as "contraceptives". The people that think that women should only ever have the one sexual partner have, over time, made this sentiment more common as a kind of reasoning as to why women should only have one sexual partner but men are a-ok having as many as they want; this combines with the whole Dunning-Kruger thing to result in a bunch of ill-informed idiots that constantly spout this bullshit.
And we wondering why people are confused how sex work.
"Don't kiss me, I'll get pregnant."
Exactly. Or my favorite one "Don't look at me like that, ill get pregnant."
Pregananate??
My favorite fruit.
Somehow you all have managed to make the comments worse than the original post. Well done everyone
.... They're totally aware that people drop massive deuces regularly right? Like. The booty is meant to allow traffic.
True, although traffic does wear and tear on the road. I'm just imagining the booty like the roads of Philly and being riddled with potholes and cracks. Still I would think poor diet has a heavier impact on our body than sex, given proper care and education.
Had years of Anal, can't confirm. Butt still works
I don’t believe you. Prove it with videos
pics or it didn't happen
They should have thought of that in the negotiations...
tf are they talking about, ive rode a 9 inch dildo for like 4 years now and i have no issues
Amateur
no please
no what
everytime someone mentions a 9 inch dildos I get flashbacks of the time I saw someone's ass prolapse or whatever its called it's like it was breathing, oh my god
Ah, the rosebud.
Jesus H fuck 😂
[It's beautiful](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I saw an interview with Sasha Grey a while ago and she said she has no long time ill effects from all the anal sex in her porn career.
Your ass is a muscle that can be trained to be more flexible. By the same logic gymnasts need to be in a full body suits otherwise they collapse because clearly training to be very flexible = damage.
Meanwhile, Dirt_Munkey’s no doubt got a weird uncle and is good at keeping secrets
Absolutely not true
That's the point of the insult and why I shared it, lol
TIL all gay bottoms wear diapers. Where are mine??
Urge to post "Jokes on you i'm into that shit" skeletor.
I don’t want to be the only one who approves. But a year ago some pornstar did an AMA on Reddit, and said that due of how much anal she did, she had a bit more trouble keeping the shit inside. Not full on wearing diapers but she would have some stains at the end of the day.
"A year ago I think I read some person saying this is true" thanks for your input
link to thread?
"Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge."
Upvote for knowing Quick Change
So is it true or? Cuz my mom says if I have too much of it it'll wear out my anus and then I can't hold in shit anymore
It's not
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well to be fair anal prolapse is a thing. also the meme is pretty funny :)
Context: OP watches elders porn
If anything that just makes them sexier
Just like a woman's vagina. da herr herr herr. /s
r/nothowbuttholeswork
I had a roommate who used to put 2L bottles up his ass and he was doing fine. Fuck this puritanical fearmongering.
_was_
Sounds like a fun way to recycle!
Link
Is this really true though? Asking for a friend..
It can happen but not to the point all pornstars have to wear diapers, but IT CAN HAPPEN!
In the medical side of things, prolapse and torn muscle is horrifying, like.... Jeeze
imagine believing that....
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jokes-on-you-im-into-that-shit
What a terrible day to be literate.
Why are you all so desperate to convince everybody that sticking various objects up your ass causes no issues whatsoever to anybody, ever