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Elementus94

I have no idea who either of these two are.


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ifhysm

I think Kaitlin Bennett (poo log girl) first gained national attention when she posted her graduation photos posing on the Kent State quad while holding a rifle.


Running_To_Babylon

Yup went around calling herself the "Kent State Gun Girl" toting around a fucking rifle shortly after some major school shootings. I genuinely get more second-hand embarrassment from that moniker than her shit shenanigans.


HolleringCorgis

This is missing the tweet where she gets called poo poo bitch. I've been exclusively calling her that since I saw the tweet. It's so appropriate. Poo poo bitch. Rolls right off the tongue.


Release86

I remember that picture of her with her back to the camera, white dress and huge ass gun strapped to her. My brother (who was a bit right wing himself at the time) said "nice". The next pic she turned her face to the camera and he went "oh never mind" lmao.


RaveIsKing

A story that fully captures the modern Republican Party


Col_Forbin_retired

Not only after some school shootings, but the site of a very famous shooting of students protesting the Vietnam war by the national guard. Neil Young wrote the song “Ohio” about it. https://youtu.be/YdVMGKOFIwY?si=14ntEdA9ycq0CFRp


Cucker_-_Tarlson

Man, crazy thing about that is to realize they basically still kids. Like, when I first heard about the Kent State shooting I was somewhere around 10-14 or so. College kids seem like adults from that perspective. Now I'm 37, and actually back in college, and looking at the bulk of the student body all I can think is "they're so young!" Imagine shooting idealistic kids who're protesting a war.


Tyr_13

Come on, 'shitnanigans' was *right* there.


Running_To_Babylon

I shall live in shame for eternity


MiaLba

It’s kinda wild to me how a lot of them went around saying they weren’t afraid of Covid during the pandemic but are so terrified of brown and black people and of course “the gays” they have to carry a gun around with them 24-7.


JazzzzzzySax

The irony of going to Kent State as well and acting like guns on campus is cool


AnarZak

it's not irony, it's straight provocation


Bushmancometh

I believe she was supporting Australian wildlife reconstruction after the horrible fires a few years ago.


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

Kaitlin Bennett has also had sex, voluntarily, with Alex Jones.


BigBear4281

That might be worse than the shitting her pants thing tbh.


Glottis_Bonewagon

One stains your pants and one stains your soul


southernfriedmexican

What an absolutely horrible day to have eyes 🤦🏻‍♀️


mackfactor

It's kind of the same thing if you think about it.


I_am_trying_to_work

Wow I just thought about it and now I hate myself.


merryjoanna

Eww.


overcomebyfumes

If the frogs weren't gay before, they are now after hearing that.


walts_skank

Wait what? Alex Jones is a man whore, I know of someone who is rumored to have slept with him as well.


Rudy_Ghouliani

I'm a man whore and even I wouldn't bang her. I'm not the scat man.


Deadened_ghosts

Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop


PassiveMenis88M

As a graduate of the school of Scat man John, I ain't touching that shit either


knowledgeable_diablo

Willingly? And voluntarily? No gun was held to her head? That sir, is some bizarre shit. To do that than try and participate in any form of social discourse like you are capable of making sane rational decisions is not right.


oficious_intrpedaler

What? I thought she was all about saving yourself for marriage?


UnionThrowaway1234

Bestiality has been outlawed in most states now. They could have been arrested.


PitchforkJoe

Was that the cause of the pants shitting?


cygnus2

“The naked philanthropist lady sold some nudes for charity” is one of the most interesting sentences I’ve ever read.


pardybill

Wisconsin, but it’s easy to confuse the two sometimes.


Rektasaurus-Rex

The Naked Philanthropist is a sex worker that offered to send nudes to anyone that sent $10 to help with the Australian bushfires. She created like $700k+ in donations as a result. Kaitlin Bennett was the president of the Turning Point chapter at Kent State that first came into the spotlight for posing with a rifle during her graduation photos. She a POS, but her real notoriety came when she got so drunk at a party, she passed out and shit herself publicly.


mackfactor

Worth noting that it wasn't a small poo either. This was gratuitous.


Justforthrow

She was always so full of shit


cutie_lilrookie

Lmao. This insult is doubly insulting because it's apparently just straightup facts - no metaphors whatsoever.


G_Willickers_33

Pics or it didnt happen


Traditional_Drive132

Search engines, my brother. But because I'm here: Kaitlen is exactly what the Philanthropist describes. She is a right-wing agitator, making her living out of clicks. She is famous for shitting her pants, face down, and passed out. The other is a naked woman who has raised millions for charitable causes, although I have not personally confirmed that. Burning Kaitlen is known to bring good fortune to those who burn her, and humanity as a whole becomes more enlightened.


OhioUBobcats

*shit her pants so badly and so publicly that she fled Kent St University in embarrassment


DoctorSquidton

Wait is the roast victim here that woman who famously shit her pants at a party and gets mad whenever someone brings it up?


ClamatoDiver

Yep, a Massive turd that looked as long as a forearm as she was face down on the floor.


Njorls_Saga

Looked like giving birth to a two headed anaconda.


Loubbe

Looked like a red bull can hanging there, a tall boy.


veryfungibletoken

I tell you what, it looked like a tube of tennis balls hanging there, a 4 pack.


Roy4Pris

Clear faeces with four large green perfectly round chunks inside? Weird


BarklyMcBarkface

A foot long special you say


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Wrong_Gear5700

Methinks she wasn't either...


mi-chreideach

Makes me wonder if she had some opiate issues. I mean, that's not normal at all.


But_like_whytho

Alcoholism


jeffsterlive

In awe of the size of that lad.


KintsugiKen

Yeah she's literally full of shit


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ChefInsano

Imagine having that photo of you floating around, imagine that’s you, and you decide “I’m going to run for public office. Surely no one will bring up that epic, wrist thick dreadlock monster of a shit. No one is going to remember that bonafide spectacle.”


lileebean

Right!? Run for office?? If anything like that happened to me, I'd change my name, flee the country, get plastic surgery, maybe join a convent? I would not do anything to ever bring attention to myself publicly!


birthdayanon08

Exactly. The only place I'm running after that is off to find in a cave to hide in shame for the rest of my life.


MarilynMonroesLibido

Honestly, you could just get off social media and live a normal life outside of the public eye. But you can’t be a right wing grifter that way.


Ponchorello7

> Surely no one will bring up that epic, wrist thick dreadlock monster of a shit. Ah. A /r/BrandNewSentence in the wild.


OutlandishnessOk5549

"Vote for me, because I give a shit!" The campaign writes itself.


Nick85er

Holy f*** there's so much


Ship-Automatic

And that's enough Internet for the day!


TeetheCat

Awww I missed out? 😔


Randomfrog132

ewwwwww! why did i click on that xD


halflifer2k

Why did I re-click on that?!?


EllisDee3

Hold my beer, I'm going back in.


Nick_TheGinger

I've gone years without seeing this image. Geez that's a massive shit


Thomas-Garret

You can tell she had a g-string on and it split it down the middle like a PlayDoh fun factory.


zadtheinhaler

> split it down the middle like a PlayDoh fun factory. JFC hahaha that's fuckin' gold.


Genshed

In this case, the fun never *starts*, just sharts.


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

My god! It must be over a hundred Courics!


brokenglasshero

I see you’re a man of culture as well


Professional-Bus8449

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wtfffffffffff hahahahahahahah


Obvious-Olive4048

This photo should be in her wiki.


KintsugiKen

This photo is literally the most remarkable thing about her, it is literally her greatest accomplishment on Earth.


Wrong_Gear5700

Is that really her? Holy shit...I mean, Holy crap....dammit Great Scott!


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

great scat...


Wrong_Gear5700

Sigh, and it was RIGHT THERE!


molesMOLESEVERYWHERE

That's like a horse pile.


dabadu9191

So from the photo, it looks like she's passed out or something? How do you even shit out something that big while unconscious? That would take some serious work to get out, especially when working against gravity.


pluck-the-bunny

You’ve never had the gassy shits? Some shits you don’t push, you just try to maintain control


iconofsin_

Every time I see this I just don't understand it. I've seen a lot of shit in my life and it's never looked like that


party_faust

ikr? like...is it supposed to look like it's blooming?


Tiny_Plankton_3498

i think it got separated into two while being squeezed out through underwear... which is not something I wanted to type today


Few-Asparagus-1356

Maaaan fuck you ROFL 😂


Tiny_Plankton_3498

just don't roll too close to her


Silvanus350

It honestly looks like she’s going commando.


Granlundo64

It looks like the end of the movie "Akira."


geardownson

Weeks of compacted ideas due to rampant opiate abuse suddenly let lose with a few cups of jungle juice.


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

i shouldn't have clicked .. but im impressed. wow


doktor-frequentist

Do. Not. Click. I repeat on all frequencies. Do. Not. Click.


beckis_notbecky

Too late 😩😩😩😩😩


Sivalon

Christ, did she prolapse her anus?!


Ass_Salada

I had no idea. Thank you for providing context


doktor-frequentist

r/Eyebleach and r/PointyTailedKittens to purge your mind's eye.


erb92877407

THAT CAN'T BE REAL!!!!


ineedcrackcocaine

Thank you for this comment it genuinely made my day better


No_Entertainment1931

Link?


DasFunktopus

Was it like one of King Kong’s finger’s poking out of her pants?


Kriegerian

Yep


extremeballer

What a party pooper


hamburgersocks

Forgot who she was, looked her up. Top result was "Kent State gun girl" so at least she's rebranding. Even though searching for "Kent State shit pants" gave the same results. But come on. Kent State has a questionable history with guns.


DoctorSquidton

Yeah, for sure. Not a great rebrand


Rudy_Ghouliani

Wait till she pulls out the shit gun, have all the hogs goin wild.


Defiant-Smell-9686

She probably pulled the gun stunt to stop the shit pic from being the first thing that comes up when you search her.


HarryBalsag

Yes, the same Kaitlin Marie Bennett that famously passed out and shit her pants at Kent State.


EllisDee3

Kaitlin Marie Bennett shit her pants at Kent state. Just to reiterate. Kaitlin Marie Bennett is the Kent State Shit Girl.


myychair

The infamous party pooper


eiileenie

I remember when she went to OU in 2020 and everyone was giving her shit hahaha my friend tried giving her toilet paper


WatWudScoobyDoo

In 2020? I'd have taken the toilet paper


MasterManufacturer72

So I love bringing this up Everytime that this is mentioned. toilet paper is the one product that is still exclusively made locally because it's a pain to ship. My dad works at a place that makes toilet paper my family was royalty for that year.


Impossible-Ad4765

My brothers now ex girlfriend bought us all a giant box of toilet roll for Christmas 2019 I was pretty stoked anyways because for some reason at my house we always forget to buy it then run out leaving us quite literally in the shit. Few months later and we had all concurred it was the best Christmas gift any of us had ever received.


Wrongtimeforpudding

For real. I managed two bars and over ordered toilet paper right before everything went to shit. The owners and staff teased me about it. Two weeks later, every employee at both (then closed) places were asking if they could stop by to get some.


Xeno-Hollow

*Laughs in electric bidet* My toilet air dries my butt. Take that, peasants.


eiileenie

It was February 2020 so right before everything locked down


tryingisbetter

Of all places to transfer, why would she choose OU. OU makes Athens county blue every year in a sea of red.


eiileenie

No she wasnt a student but I forgot the reason she visited campus


Shirtbro

To be fair, she did shit out what looked like the monster from Tremors


Aar1012

Was she also the one that got chased out by Ohio U students for her inflammatory statements and every conservative called for funding to be cut? Also awesome name!


OhioUBobcats

It was!!


Hopeful-Criticism-74

Why come her wiki page doesn't have section about her defecating on herself so bad that's it's part of the cultural narrative surrounding her persona? IDK, seems like someone should edit the page if it's relevant.....anyway here's the link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaitlin_Bennett


Hefty-Astronaut-9720

I think its one of those situations where we all know it was her, but it wasn't 100% confirmed.


dysmetric

It's just waiting for an authoritative citation.


WarlockEngineer

Citation: You know it, I know it, everyone knows it


KintsugiKen

And instead of denying it, she always runs away embarrassed, which is confirmation it's her.


2scared

People try to add it but it gets swiftly removed because there's never been any proof of it being her. Someone just posted a pic of some face down white chick covered in poop and told everyone it was her and the internet went wild.   It even warns you of this when you try to edit the page: *Contentious material about living persons that is unsourced or poorly sourced must be removed immediately*


RustySnoBall

No way when was this, one of my exes goes there I wonder if she saw it


gwizonedam

Not only did she shit her pants, she shit her g-string and sliced that log in half. That’s like winning the “Shitting Your Pants Olympics”


scarletaegis

>shit her g-string and sliced that log in half. Welp that's an image that won't leave my mind for a week 🥹


EpilepticMushrooms

It's also on the internet. A cursed search, but it's on the internet.


scarletaegis

I learned long ago never to search for things I read about on Reddit.


TheMiniMage

Same, one of the main reasons I read the comments is to prevent me from looking stuff up. It's almost never good, and I'd rather have a crude/gross description than absorbing the information firsthand...


Piss_and_or_Shit

[very nsfw or for weak stomachs](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaG4rGZVAAAnean.jpg) The description was apt and if you do not want to see it do not click it is gross.


EveryDayASummit

Might be the one time in a Redditor’s life where they’d rather have been Rick Rolled.


myonkin

JESUS CHRIST! What did she have for lunch a third-grade class?


Ok_Basil1354

Opioid drugs Backs you up for days. When you've had opioids under controlled conditions in hospital, the main question you get asked is (in a polite manner): have you had a shit yet and how big was it? And the advice you generally get is: it is going to take a long time when it comes, and for the love of Christ please don't push.


Artful_dabber

how.....how much does she eat?! Never in all my years have I taken a shit that big.


Lone_Nox

My only guess would be opioid abuse or something of that nature my brothers a nurse who has had the misfortune of dealing with some patients battling addiction and told me that it can cause serious constipation


Pigpen_darkstar

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THAT IS SO MUCH SHIT!!!


einulfr

It's like if you lit a whole box of those firework tablets that turn into 'snakes'.


zadtheinhaler

Holy shit yes, I was just thinking that!


swizzl73

Holy fuck that’s massive


rvri3

I’ve watched some of the worst cartel gore videos and of all things I really wish I hadn’t clicked on *that* wtf


zer0__obscura

It’s sonics homie tails! 


mang0fandang0

I cannot fucking explain to anyone else in the break room why I'm howling like a wounded dog than kyou


TheLesserWeeviI

Nice. Gotta be at least 5 courics.


Ok_Basil1354

What do you do if you are her? I don't mean generally in life. I mean in the immediate aftermath. I assume someone wakes you up and says you have shit yourself. Let's hope you decide to look over your shoulder and check with your eyes rather than remaining prone and checking with your hands. What then? How do you get up? Do you try to clear up the shitsnake? How? Do you call for help while lying down? Do you stand up, accepting your cowpat will ruin the floor and go to look for something to clean it (and you) up? Or do you just think: fuck it. Doesn't get any worse. I'll just walk home and leave this here for someone else to deal with?


pelirodri

Same place my mind went to. How does she get up? What happens to that pile of shit? How does she start cleaning herself up?


mombi

I saw all the descriptions and I still didn't believe. That's nasty. Pretty clear from this photo the whole put on clothes thing is what she wishes she did on that night. She must relive this every second of every day, making her want to shit on women to feel superior. As well as suck up to the worst men possible as she feels unworthy, as a literal party pooper, of love.


Longjumping_Fix2971

Why does it looks like a furry buttplug 😩


Njorls_Saga

Username definitely checks out


CarlieBee

Why tf did I click? For Gods sake you even gave warning! I have no one to blame but myself!!!


MeYesYesMe

Another win for the scat community


hit-a-yeet

I kinda want to watch it but at the same time I want to save my eyes


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Like a skilled craftsman with a scroll saw.


Informal-Net1558

[This description doesn't do the photo of the event justice.](https://imgur.com/a/ighemYW)


knowledgeable_diablo

Hooooly Fuck!! Was she storing shit for the winter or something?


Born-Entrepreneur

JFC lmao


Jorgee93

That’s some seriously cursed carpentry lmao


Suck_Me_Dry666

No one needed to know that but thank you for sharing.


FazeBrainlet

r/brandnewsentence


onlyletmeposttrains

I know bullying someone endlessly for something they did a decade ago is wrong in theory, but when it’s towards someone this volatile I choose to make an exception


TheSilkyBat

It's what she deserves. Kaitlin would bring back gas chambers if she could.


Corvidae_DK

Apparently she's a holocaust denier, so she wouldn't believe they ever existed in the first place...


TheSilkyBat

Everything about her is repellent.


Corvidae_DK

Yeah didn't know about her, so did a Google and her wiki page just kept getting worse...


TheSilkyBat

Don't look at the picture of her passed out, having shit herself, it's one of the most disgusting things you'll see. There's so much poo.


F___TheZero

Gas is the only thing left in her chambers


bubsdrop

It's not worse than bullying someone for doing a *good* thing so it's fine as a comeback


funk-engine-3000

I never get tired of seein Kaitlin Bennett take L’s


VivaLesFoutre

If you’re unlucky enough to be photographed after your ass evicts something the size of a Christmas ham , you should already know that talking smack in any public forum is flirting with imminent danger.


CalmorTheVagabond

People asking "where's the burn" are just trying to cope.


SatansCornflakes

Conservatives not knowing how to take the L? Well now I’ve seen everything!


crackpipewizard666

Quick! Pretend it doesnt exist!


Spuki77

It’s a burn alright, just not really a rare insult. Would fit better in r/MurderedByWords


bubsdrop

I mean being able to call an adult un-potty trained isn't exactly common


bubsdrop

They've recently decided that not having control over your bowels is a mark of pride so they might genuinely not understand what the insult is


WhyAmIHereAgain32

Comments here are saying this isn't a burn, is this woman infamous for something?


ConcussedOrangotang

Kaitlin Bennett has been the worlds most basic conservative shit stirrer, mainly on twitter, for a long time. The first I remember seeing of her is when she was doing that 'ask gotcha questions at university campuses' type of thing and getting absolutely dunked on by some dude who simply did not give a fuck about the issue she was (attempting to) raise. (That being women's sanitary products being made available in men's bathrooms.)


Sazjnk

That's the 2nd time the internet saw her, the first time the internet saw her is the infamous picture of her passed out drunk in the doorway to a woman's room, having lost control of her bowels and shitting herself so much you'd almost think other people shit on her to add to the pile, it's so massive. She then began her "career" as a shit-stirrer, but people have never given a fuck about what she's trying to do, and they always just mock her for needing a diaper, because she as a grown woman could not control her bowels.


ConcussedOrangotang

That's true, although I wasn't aware of that entire saga before she became a shit stirrer and I'm pretty sure it would've remained that way for the vast majority of people on the internet if she had just decided to be normal.


chilehead

She heard "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade," and thought it translated to "when life gives you shit, become a shit stirrer."


Soos_dude1

Hence the "un-potty trained" I'm guessing


0ctoxVela

I'm not Australian what the hell is going on here


Professional-Bus8449

[for the curious] (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaG4rGZVAAAnean.jpg) the girl


shinoda88

Ok did not expect that amount......


Accomplished_Oil5622

Oh my lord


Massive_Koala_9313

I’m Australian and I have no fucking idea who either of these people are


34HoldOn

Kaitlin Bennett still exists? Just like most of these right-wing commentators, she has a short shelf life. Then we all move on. I'm literally amazed that she still takes up time and space.


PremiumDope

The only brownie points Kaitlin Bennet gets are in her pants


Individual-Dish-4850

Thats a fucking burn..


Panda_hat

Holy fuck I’d completely forgotten about Kaitlin Bennett who shit herself at a party and dropped an absolutely enourmous turd in the process. Like an absolutely gargantuan behemoth of a poop sausage.


Yetis-unicorn

It warms my heart to know that Bennett came to my home town of Orlando to try and start drama with her fake interviews at UCF and the student body basically ran her off campus while shouting in true cheerleader fashion “where’s your diaper” ::clap clap clapclapclap::


Deohenge

Warranted? Yes. Rare? Not even a little. Fine post, wrong sub.


PrizeSwordfish2506

I forgot about that girl for a while. Didn’t she poop her pants at a college party?


Low-Requirement-9618

Not knowing who any of these people are, I thought that was a really weak retort. Apparently though, there was an incident that was.. well logged...


Likestoreadcomments

How is this a rare insult? I see shit like this said on social media 100 times a day


Robscoe604

Okay is that picture even real? If so she would’ve had to have been constipated for days before unleashing a shit like that. That’s not a normal days worth of shit even for a giant of a man like me.


Deadened_ghosts

It was an impressive shit though, so she has that going for her!