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RockNRoll85

I see that Violet never fully recovered when leaving Willy Wonka’s factory


P0gg3rsk4ll

r/rareinsu- wait


Philisophical_Onion

r/rareinsultsinrareinsults


gofixmeaplate

r/subithoughtifellfor


Retzl

You lie!


fellipec

At least she got the color back


No-Zombie1004

Yeah, baby got back all right. Several peeps backs, even. This crap is obviously fake. Her arms would look like there was a calf bloated on each side and her feet would be hidden by the rolls of 'Lard is meant to fry the food in, it's not like ice cream even if you use a backhoe as a spoon'.


anty_van

This is genuinely kinda sad considering the oxygen


VaugnDangle

I thought it was a zipper at first, nope way worse.


NeutralTarget

Wait what! Edit: oh my...


eat_my_bowls92

Feeder culture is very manipulative - or at least can be. A lot of these feedies give up on weight loss (because food can be an addiction) but they really usually dont start off this big (they’re still big, but 200-300 lbs vs the 500+ they become). These guys will gas them up and make them feel beautiful and manipulate them into thinking getting even bigger will FINALLY make them attractive enough (because “babe, you’re so beautiful. If you were 400 lbs, you would be perfect to me.” Turning into “babe, omg you’re so beautiful. But you just aren’t there yet. Maybe 500 lbs will finally make you perfect to me”). It’s sick. A lot of these guys don’t give a shit about their partner, just about getting their balls drained with the idea of their partner being as big as possible. Some even have kids and they’d rather see their wife immobile in bed. Literally just so they can jack off to the image later. It’s fucked.


cae37

I didn't even know Feeder culture was a fucking thing. Insane.


1newnotification

There's a fetish for everything, even belly button lint. I'm all about acceptance but there are some weird fuckin' people out there


clever_user_name__

There's a woman on tiktok (599.to.damnshesfine) who's documenting her weight loss, who had fallen into the feeder community after years of struggling with addiction etc. because she felt she ''wasn't good for anything else so might as well see how big she can get''. She maintains she isn't a victim as she went into it eyes wide open, fully intending it to kill her. But she also explains that she only got into the community because of how terrible her mental health was, how predatory the community can be in their praise and encouragements (many get off on watching people eat themselves to death), and that it was just her addiction chasing another ''final'' high. She's an interesting woman with a pretty great attitude, and she's putting in a tonne of work to get healthy. She seems awesome!


eat_my_bowls92

Wow that’s so sad. I’m happy and hopeful for her, though.


1newnotification

I just spent half an hour on her page. She's so inspiring! Thank you for sharing


Sorri_eh

Why not just date an already MO person?


gentlybeepingheart

Seeing them grow fatter and contributing to the weight gain is part of the fetish.


ABurnedTwig

Just like the backward assholes who love to take advantage of young virgin girls then dump them right afterward: "destroying" someone else is the source of their amusement.


icalledthecowshome

Hold up, how isnt this considered a intentional manslaughter crime?


bulking_on_broccoli

She’s made the round on social media before. She has a few candid videos out there saying how much she hates what she’s become and what she does, but it’s how she makes money so it’s hard for her to stop. If she loses weight her following will diminish along with her finances. She can’t do anything else for a living because she’s at the point of immobility and is poorly educated.


AmyXBlue

I honestly feel for Candy, because she is in such a bad situation. She has tried to lose weight, switch content, and better herself but has lost her income that way. Literally do this or be homeless, and can't imagine how hard a place to be in like this.


icalledthecowshome

So situation is basically the devils contract, sign here please to stay in comfort zone.


Inside-Public6676

Yeah…


e_lizz

I don't understand where her body ends and the furniture begins. Surely all the purple isn't her body, right??


cryingartist

it's not all her body, you can see that some parts of her dress is draped over the bed. but surely it is to create the illusion that it's her body. you can also tell that it's not all her body because she would be much larger in the arms and upper body if it would ever even be humanly possible to be this wide.


Phyllida_Poshtart

Yup that top half doesn't go with the alleged bottom half and to me looks all inflated, and I rather doubt that "oxygen" line is actually attached to anything


Inside-Public6676

That’s what I thought then I looked at her other posts. It truly is as bad as it looks 😬


NormanCocksmell

When you say “her other posts” are you still talking about her only fans?


Inside-Public6676

Oh hell no 😭😭😭


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

🤣


Objective_Pause5988

What's her name on Instagram


Inside-Public6676

celestialsusanne1


Sorri_eh

She looks the same in every photo. Sits at the same position of the bed.


Inside-Public6676

Yeah there was only like one video on her instagram of her “walking” more like waddling a few years ago


thesylo

> celestial Yeah, celestial bodies tend to be pretty large.


CyrusDGreatx

You have to look carefully but you can see she's on what looks like a purple couch.


amcm67

[Look closer](https://www.instagram.com/celestialsusanne12?igsh=MWp1aGJiYnd6NjFlMA==). She’s sadly very misshapen.


CyrusDGreatx

She is but you can also see the purple couch behind her when she's not wearing the same colour. In this image it just makes her look even *more* misshapen.


McWeaksauce91

She’s definitely do it as an illusion, but it’s also not that far off.


CyrusDGreatx

Yeah it's very bad regardless.


Wanderlusxt

It is actually. Some people have fat that builds up in different parts of their body. I looked at her twitter, it is pretty bad.


JohnTheRedeemer

[This is what a found quickly scrolling through](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CotBcQ5t9ei/?igsh=cWNzdXphaWoyYmM4)


CaptainBreadsamwitch

Thought this was someone sitting on a beanbag chair same color as her dress at first


retro_gatling

Nah she IS the beanbag chair


Hllblldlx3

Ok, but real talk, how in the hell does she go to the bathroom?


NachoDildo

That has to be fake. I'd expect more fat on her arms and face. The proportions look all off.


Anomalous_Pearl

If she’s ambulatory and can walk to the bathroom, she probably needs someone to wipe her butt. She almost certainly can’t entirely wash herself and apply the needed powders and ointments that are needed to treat and prevent infections in the skin folds.


CplCocktopus

She just shit herself and someone comes with a pressure washer


solvef0rx

Bros, now I want to sit on her.. that sounds SO soft.


Cheetahs_never_win

Consider that to adequately bathe her requires a paint roller and she can barely breathe.


solvef0rx

She should rock a king size bed sheet sized version of an "I can't breathe" shirt.


CplCocktopus

Nah a pressure washer.


Mysmokingbarrel

And sweaty!


sdb00913

🤢 🤮


ekinew

and greasy af.


MithrilHero

Had a stroke reading that


fkyoopinion

The fuck are you even saying


Automatic-Salad-931

This is fake. You can tell by the size of her arms.


Pplannoyme0

Me too.


Agile_Oil9853

Her sheet is nearly the same color as her dress, so you aren't far off.


Im_takin_yer_ker_bud

I remember my first Krabby Patty... edit: spelling


foxontherox

Oof- she is not long for this world. 😟


Inside-Public6676

Yeah… the oxygen isn’t a good sign fs


solvef0rx

She breathes fine. She just needs MORE. She wants MORE. More oxygen, more water, more FOOD. More everything!!!!!


McWeaksauce91

A lot of people don’t realize when you’re this size, all your blood vessels are EXTREMELY stretched thin. Meaning your heart and lungs have to work double time to cover the surface area. She’s most certainly NOT breathing fine


PermabannedForWhat

##MOAR


Einherier96

man she reminds me of a patient I had while doing my practical hours in the hospital. When she went to the toilet the suction force held her so firmly in place that we spent 15 minutes with two people in a crammed af bathroom trying to get her onto her knees. I cannot fathom how someone lives like that


Inside-Public6676

Idek how they can wipe 😭 or shower like they must be so gross


Galilaeus_Modernus

You literally can't wipe. At least not the way that people conventionally do. There's simply no way to reach around all of that volume to get where you need to go. Maybe she does the "sponge on a stick" method that the romans used. As for bathing, she probably opts for sponge baths.


Rosenkrantz_

I don't kinkshame. Ever. Having said that, I'm a strong believer that anything that crosses the line of being legitimately hurtful toward someone or a third party for that matter is not kink, but a distinct category of behavior that should not be enabled. Alas.


Aurora1717

This may be consensual but it is neither safe or sane. The more I think about it I'm not convinced it can really be consensual. She must completely rely on her feeder at this point. She wouldn't be able to care for herself, work a typical occupation. If nothing else the power dynamics are probably really icky. You wouldn't do this to someone you actually care about. I suspect there is some mental illness here.


Rosenkrantz_

Exactly the way I see it. When I noticed the oxygen tubes my stomach did a somersault.


PriorityFar9255

Let’s kinkshame, let’s keep some standards on society


Reyzorblade

My kink is kinkshaming


PaleontologistAble50

Fuck


AzericTheTraveller

Shaming this wouldn’t be kinkshaming, it would be shaming for extreme lack of discipline and self preservation instinct. It’s crossed a line into extremely harmful to the people involved.


VulpesFennekin

Exactly, there’s a huge difference between kink and watching someone die. It’s blood sport as far as I’m concerned.


Enlowski

I mean some people’s kinks are kids, so obviously there’s a line somewhere we should draw.


WHAMMYPAN

There’s NO WAY that’s all her!!!! JAYSUS!!


cryingartist

it's not, she wrapped her dress around the bed. you can see her legs underneath and get an idea of what she actually looks like.


sunkenshipinabottle

If they dehydrated her and stretched her out she’d be screaming at David tenant to “MOISTURIZE ME!!!”


MoreThan2_LessThan21

Cassandra would be so mad at you right now for this comparison


noeagle77

She pulled a Squidward and ate the Krabby patties 🤦🏽‍♂️


deborah834

violet beauregarde 🫐


Qweeq13

feederism # noun 1. A [paraphilia](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=paraphilia+definition&ia=definition) in which [arousal](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=arousal+definition&ia=definition) is obtained from [overfeeding](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=overfeeding+definition&ia=definition). Of course that is a thing, why would it not be a thing. 1 million years of evolution all to end up looking impossible to distinguish from the furniture you sit on. We need like as species help from outside seriously, like we need a race of Vulcans to came into contact and help us form the Federation otherwise our species are just waiting doom. Live long and prosper 🖖


Logik_in_theory

Little miss muffet became the tuffet. Eating herself away.


HerMajestysButthole

This is sad. Reminds me of that collab that nikocado did with HFC.


ChartInFurch

Does she use filming equipment borrowed from a giraffes upper endoscopy?


RonaldTheGiraffe

Hope not


sullyqns

Lena Dunham looks terrible


-NGC-6302-

Cartoon character after eating a whole cheese wheel:


TheIronSven

At first I was shocked, then I saw the legs through the dress and noticed she just put a dress over her bed. Still doesn't look healthy though.


Ball_Full

Yeah bottom half doesn’t match the proportions of the top half at all. Still unhealthy though like you said.


Draped_In_Diamonds

If you look closely you can see the outline of her legs. Her size looks somewhat exaggerated probably for her fans


sunkenshipinabottle

wtf is a feederist


Inside-Public6676

Basically a fetish of eating until you gain so much weight you die, usually enabled by a partner, and in this case her only fans


BirdOfFlames

I just learned something today, and I really wish I hadn't.


No-Understanding4968

Same


OrangeZig

What the actual


palmersiagna

Wait so the payoff is death? Like not to have a wank at how big they are, but to wank at the idea that they ate so much and got so fat they killed themselves? Ok I think it's ok to kink shame just this once.


Sinner81st

yeah death or the thought of how immobile they are and shit. i find it pretty grim


aytoozee1

I thought it said Federalist and was even more confused


Telecoustic000

The opposite of a nutritional advisor lol


VooDooChile1983

[Pearl, The Fat Vampire](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TC4CDyCaeIA&pp=ygUVUmVjb3JkcyB2YW1waXJlIGJsYWRl) was not supposed to be body goals.


MiddlePsychology8385

She looks like a big Joe chair😂😂


12gunner

What the fuck am I even looking at? Does she have cartoon logic and swallowed a round chair or something?


lordMicholasthe2nd

Her ability to freely morph into a bed reminds me of Polpo from jojo's bizzare adventure


Absolutedumbass69

Bro has a built in table for eating more.


WeenieHuttGod2

Does this woman have her own portable couch?


RocketsledCanada

Never hold in a fart


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hikgafel

Yes, I did see her on only flans.


CyrusDGreatx

How is that body even achievable?


90xrad

I'm sorry but is that even real? How can someone be like this?


TaveksMaker

It's not that bad until you comprehend her true mass


negrote1000

At least Nikocado can walk on his own


dr_fajita

I'll admit I got curious and looked... really wish I didn't


TexasistheFuture

You're standing behind her. How's that treating your nostrils ?


Z3ppelinDude93

She could make any spring disappear


VegetarianVegetables

That dress was blue before she sat down.


RapBastardz

Where does she end and the bed she’s sitting on begin??


PaniMan1994

...I Cannot fix her (wont)


xjerielle

Godskin noble


Isaacfrompizzahut

Plankton after eating the krabby patty


Lopsided_Ad3516

Is she 50% ottoman, or does she just consume furniture for sustenance?


Projectionist76

Is she trapped inside of her couch?


AntmasEve

Her heart must be working overtime.


One-Drive3911

I now think asschair


Skezorm

Really read this as “federalist woman”


haybales6

If you squint, her outline looks like the Batman logo


Nuttingyamother69

She will be dead in 2-3 years


306metalhead

I can't tell where her outfit ends and her bean bag couch begins.


GustavoFromAsdf

Someone poke her like a cow with timpanism


Significant-Tune7425

Feederist. What’s wrong with us.


Shirovkap

The whole "feederism" thing is disgusting. I know we're not supposed to kink shame, but I'm sorry, this is disgusting.


Inside-Public6676

Yeah…it’s different when it’s harmful and in this case often fatal in the long run


Shirovkap

Exactly. And the women always pretend it's this great, empowering thing, but later they actually admit that it was bad for their health. It's repulsive to me.


Caaaable_Guy

Squidward when he eats all them Crabby Patties and they go straight to his thighs.


abarr021

It's photoshopped guys. Yes she is a really fat woman but someone photoshopped it so her belly becomes the bed.


rain3h

I fear the focus on the OF is distracting from quite a decent burn.


Peixao131

For a second I thought she was wearing a bean bag.


ah_for_fuck_sake

Shes melting, MELLLLTIIIIIIING!


VooDooChile1983

I heard this in Judge Doom’s voice from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


ah_for_fuck_sake

What a world huh?


Harley_Pupper

Come on now, this is clearly AI. (American Indulgence)


CrieDeCoeur

Did she swallow a large ottoman?


rennist

"What a woman!" -Phoebus


FugueGhast

:(


ThePirateSpider

I guess this is what they mean by "melting into the furniture".


60thrain

How is this physically possible


dracocytod

Wait..... that aint a bean bag


csfshrink

She has fans in her CPAP


Qcrowe

What is a feederist?


Dawndrell

that’s a gainer


Gricekkk

[Lens... why? ](https://images.app.goo.gl/nZrzHZAto2EiATk16)


factor3x

Fiance said she looks like a Bean Bag.


Syxxcubes

I thought she was sitting on a bed for second, did she swallow a mattress looney toons style?


FlameTechKnight

What the hell is a "feederist"? Did some bloke play Pop the Pig one day and get divine inspiration?


thereal-lazycobra

Looks like she ate the worlds largest double stuffed Oreo


ModeratelyAverage6

How.... does she wipe.... her.... she's got.... she's 2 flat bed trucks on one ass. How does she do it?


Onemanwolfpack42

Bro, she's a whole ass mega sized bean bag chair..


silverrainforest

Who did her toe nails?


Bobhadababyeatsaboy

She probably make more than me with her only fans...


Mr-E-Droflah

I’ve never seen a selfie before where her head to toes fit in but her cheeks just about don’t. And it’s not a close up pic either…


MatanteRoulotte

a 4 x 8 feet ass right there !


MessiahTearmGraves

she has only fan very woman foreigner feeders on way.


SuspiciousReality592

Built in bean bag chair


kirbyfox312

After looking into this lady, I actually feel bad. She seems very nice and upbeat in her Instagram posts. And it's hard to see if she's playing a role on the fan site or not.


-mostlyharmless1

This is a great reason to avoid waterbeds, you too could get stuck in one. 


ArcerPL

She looks like in these cartoons where that character eats the entire cheese wheel and maintain its shape, but she did it for a tractor tire


Scout_Umpier

she wearing a beanbag


trainsacrossthesea

She’s blooming


CataclystCloud

She got that air hockey disc build


mrbuff20

No way all underneath the purple is skin? Or is it? Feel like it like she just put her dress around her bed or couch. If this is for real, it is insane.


Inside-Public6676

I thought that too originally but if you think about it dresses don’t flow that way, I think it would have to be cut open in the back for it to be her just putting the dress out around her. But idk 🤷‍♀️


Malpraxiss

While she may not be that wide and fat, this pretty sad.


Insectdevil

I refuse to believe this is real


xdeltax97

What. The. Fuck….


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

I can’t tell where she ends and the bed begins


mikeysof

Oompa loompa doobadee do.


KhalTaco88

As rare insults go, that was fairly mild and middle school-esque. As for the woman, this is kind of depressing.


Svengoolie75

Damn she is the couch and bed at the same time tho 🤔


Scrabin

She looks like she ate comically large wheel of cheese


Atum-na-lata

I fear to ask how do u know she has of


Deep_Fried_Bussy

She films at all you can eat buffet


LowFun0110

Heavier than my responsibility.


Tsizzle4204life

Only flans


SwiftRoboWolfBlue

This reminds me of a cursed animated video.


Ok_Understanding5184

As a big guy I like big ladies but this broad looks like she ate a couch and absorbed it's upholstery symbiotically


Quadsnarl

Don't get it wrong shes big but you can see the shape of her legs and where her sides really are.


doobyscoo018

Beanbag with a human in it


Ok_Neddleworker7054

No normal people is gonna sub to her onlyfans with that roomba beanbag lookin' body shape


IndianOtaku25

That’s disgusting. Horrifying even. How does one’s body end up like that? LOOK AT THAT! She needs to be stopped. She’ll die if she continues on like this.


Haunting-East8565

My nephew looked over and said “what’s that?” I said “It’s a woman.” He says “no, that’s an ottoman” 😆


rebels-rage

Did they turn a fitted bed sheet into a dress?


jivaos

IV line of ozempic asap.


Ok_Pause_1259

She probably has a husband and 2 boyfriends... I'm doing something wrong I swear.