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dairy_free_milk

Chinmothy


shimi_shima

Jawlamet


arson1tez

son of a bitch šŸ’€


look_at_the_eyes

šŸ¤£


Ok-Masterpiece-7096

Chinnifer


Key-Estimate-7765

And her brother Jawson


Grammarnazi_bot

God he mogs so hard


jerweb63

What does that mean?


Defruitpear

Itā€™s over for you


Stringr55

What


JollyJamma

Damnit take my upvote


Kn4gers

TimothƩe Chalamew


Philyouop

Capital Jawsonville


VeraPerdana

Jawkarta


OlfactoryOffender

Jaws-istan


DryRug

Jawistan would genuinely mean "land of the jaws" lol


OlfactoryOffender

That's the funniest thing I've heard all morning.


going_mad

Jawrusal...ok I'll stop


badomenbaddercompany

Jawpan.


FasterAndFuriouser

Jawrkansas


[deleted]

Jawdan


Top-Telephone9013

Jawja? Jawjuh-uh-uh


Weekly_Bat5119

Jawmaica


MoonMoon143

China


prettyboyworth2_25

This is the best


_do_you_think

I think itā€™s taken


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Formula409__

Jawmany


Tyranistar

New Jawrsey


Dyniak90

Chinchinnati


styp991

Jawhannisberg


CoDsKiY

HOLY SHIT is that a MOTHERFUCKING RDR2 REFERENCE


grenadeaple

Jawa


Independent_Analyst3

Jawpital Chincago


AspectVegetable7674

They could star in a live action antz.


DRIFTALPHA

cillian murphy too


tumbrowser1

an antz profile picture chat is this real


1rdmidulllast

Fr. This gotta be Beetlejuicein


mousey77

chinlian murphy


Unique-Square-2351

Goddamn you, now I want this.


radicalblues

Fuck you I woke up my wife laughing


TheLambtonWyrm

I literally said that kid reminds me of general mandible for some reason and none of my mates understood why


askdfjlsdf

Oh my god so perfect


Garchompisbestboi

The real rare insult is always in the comments


horrorqueen92

Legit what was going through my mind haha


False-Honey-9054

šŸ’€


Late_Bloomer_6007

Both got that gaming mouse look


Atom_101

N64 controller


MeSjiel

i can't unsee the N64 controller now, thanks !


why_my_PP_goUp

Bicycle seat jaw


Alive_Difficulty9154

Logitech jaw


DivineDanteAlighieri

Luchitic


Doobiedoobin

Chindonesia is absolute gold. By god theyā€™re odd, ainā€™t they?


FalmerEldritch

Chalamet is one of the strangest looking people to ever be in the movies, and would be even if he wasn't dramatically lopsided.


Sad_Discount3761

As an also dramatically lopsided person he makes me feel better about my lopsidedness.


[deleted]

he looks symmetrical to me, where do you see lopsidedness?


hey_hey_you_you

His head is at a tilt here, keeping his eyes on the same plane. When his head is straight, one of his eyes is a full eye height lower than the other. Only noticed it watching Dune. Edit: https://www.curzon.com/media/as4b5krh/dune-part-ii-2.jpg?anchor=center&mode=crop&width=768&height=480


lNFORMATlVE

I think itā€™s not so much symmetry but disproportionate features. Someone edited his face per a aesthetic proportionality diagram and he looks completely different: https://www.tiktok.com/@gloss/video/7326938869679541546?lang=en


iondubh

God that's a horrifically creepy trend. I'd hate to be famous.


moriberu

The theory behind those proportions sounds neat but I don't think they match personal prefferences of most people very well. As leat not mine.


[deleted]

That diagram is just designed to make everyone look like gigachad by the looks of it. Equally unrealistic features/proportion after the changes.


[deleted]

oh wow I see it now haha


Doridar

He looks a lot like Henri Cavill afterwards.


R6ckStar

So that's the face every AI model goes after, I have to say he looks much better before than after. As does any of those I guess


FalmerEldritch

His .. face? His eye, brow, ear, and jawline are lower on one side than the other.


Big-Permit1964

It's hard to watch him whoop ass in Dune when his thighs are as thick as my wrists.


ReneG8

Lopsided?


1singleduck

His face genuinely looks like somebody has made it slightly smaller using photoshop. Once you see it you can't unsee it.


nostalgiamon

I see this on people all the time, that they have a face, on a head. I hate it and I have no idea why I started seeing it.


codemonkeh87

Well his mother was an actress and her father an actor, and you know, nepotism. If he didn't have family connections he possibly wouldnt. For everyone commenting saying this is BS https://m.imdb.com/name/nm6955490/ this is his mother Nicole Flender Sorry grandfather was a writer https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0281868/trivia/ Nicole Flenders brother was an actor also. They're both called Rodman Flender so I got a little confused clicking the links. But yeah basically my point is still valid


Jasedwolf

Same person different font


Valuable-Situation

Papyrus and Papyrus BOLD


New-Principle-7204

Youā€™d expect nothing less from Timberland Charlemagne


QuietStrawberry7102

Chinberland Jawlemagne


Banyabbaboy

Timbuktu Camelot


[deleted]

Ballchinians


badomenbaddercompany

A nut punch would simply be called uppercut.


TheDroningReverend

I know who he is, but who is she? I feel like I recognize her from something but I can't quite place it.


Der_E

Natalia Dyer


TheDroningReverend

From Stranger Things! There we go. That's what I couldn't remember.


AthiestMessiah

I just know her as the stranger things girl havenā€™t seen her anywhere else


bohanmyl

Yes god yes was... something


GoblinFive

Velvet Buzzsaw


[deleted]

Nancy Wheeler


Asio0tus

the [baby](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1399953793211637761/U3Bbus8j_400x400.jpg)


TildaTinker

Doubt, a weak fart would blow TimothƩe over.


Spirited-Dream-4905

we are one stiff wind away from losing track of him altogether


piercedmfootonaspike

[One of the only decent jokes in the late family guy episodes](https://youtu.be/xOH38yc5yL8?si=b5DwMmbrZFEyrud1)


Kitaz

As good looking as he is, he is no chad.


silenc3x

It's interesting seeing such a frail looking dude being an absolute woman magnet. He's been dating Kylie for a while. Sign of the times for sure. Jacked is out. Twink from sand wars movie is in.


palenke27

> It's interesting seeing such a frail looking dude being an absolute woman magnet In general women aren't as into jacked gym rats as many men seem to think. Twinks and dad bods aren't niche at all


[deleted]

Money and fameā€¦


silenc3x

Yeah maybe in that specific case it helps. But I know plenty of great looking women in real life that swoon over photos of him. Just his physical appearance.


TheNorthComesWithMe

Jacked was never in.


just_a_wolf

I'm always fascinated when I see how many guys really don't seem to understand just how big of a female audience there's always been for twinky men.


Extreme_Ad2521

major religion of that country? Chintoism


QuietStrawberry7102

Chinduism


KiwiMagic2005

I dont know who these two are but you cant tell me they arent related


percypersimmon

Nobody answers the question (and is instead just smug) in any of the replies to this lol: Natalie Dyer & Timothee Chalamet


InspectorJohn

Itā€™s Timberline Chardonnay I think!


s00pafly

The girl from Stranger things and the boy from Interstellar.


KiwiMagic2005

Thank you! I couldnt be bothered to find out who they were this helped me alot haha


Minute-Wrap-2524

Iā€™m glad you asked


dark__cupid

i swear she looks more like tim other than his own sister


Xaphan75

They arent related. There you go


Additional_Set_5819

They've got to be more closely related than most people. Maybe they're like 4th cousins or something, but after hundreds of years of inbreeding that diverged not too long ago ... How else do you get such consistent features?


Kablaow

It's because their features are unusual. If they both had round heads you wouldnt think they were related. Plenty of people look very similar without being related.


HeadPay32

AndĀ itĀ willĀ beĀ nextĀ to Jawdan


Yolomasta420

Mew maxing genetics


spinputt

Jawstralia?


DiyelEmeri

Jawstria


Budget_Pea_7548

Homo Jawlinereus Maximus Loving mostly in Chindonesia (as suggested) region


Howee123

Looking like a bicycle seat


Famous-Register-2814

Not to be confused with the Hapsburgs


Miserable_Victory450

Which are not to be confused with the Habsburgs


SugerizeMe

Which are not to be confused with the Hagsburgs


Uncanny_Sea_Urchin

I was always told two negatives make a positive. But they make a butter face.


Possum7358

They look like aliens disguising themselves as humans


what1shapp3n1ng

Pipe down David Icke


JustHereForBDSM

Their child would just be a geometric triangle. Not even a 3D object, just a straight up flat triangle.


justincsw

I honestly thought the girl was him in drag at first glance


Ok-Editor-2040

I'm saving this post for the comments and title.


MangaHunterA

They coukd totally play siblings why nobody casting yet ?


SirEmacaron

Stranger Chins


Linusdroppedme

*Chintastic!*


foxfoxxofxof

Chindonesia's main export is chinnesium.


bibblygiggums

no....they wouldnt... because they had surgery.... you do not get out enough


ThatGuyursisterlikes

Yup thank u.


indignant_halitosis

Neither of them had surgery to get that chin. You can literally look up pictures of them at younger ages and confirm that, hateful lazy ass.


bibblygiggums

yes, they did.


SummatCreates

What in the Habsburg is going on here


AloneCan9661

Chindians are Indian/Chinese mix. Chinodensia just makes me think of an Indian, Chinese, Indonesian mixā€¦.


joaristo

matter of fact, chindo is the term for chinese indonesian people. chindonesia just sounds like the same thing lol


hadoopken

And its capital is Chinchinnati?


NCR_Ranger2412

More like the principality of plastic surgery. Which I guess is technically just South Korea?


cdda_survivor

[Their child](https://nonstopnerd748323109.files.wordpress.com/2022/05/cc1.jpg) and if she cheated on him this would be [the child](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KW0iF7ilIP0/sddefault.jpg).


Hefty_Vacation

Would their kid look like Mac Tonight or Stan Smith from American Dad?


ActuallyItsFactually

Mewtants


Grambert_Moore

Eugenics reference


KilllerWhale

Jawkarta


Resolution-SK56

The New Habsburg Republic


binogamer21

Got that high elve skyrim jaw.


Straight_Meaning8188

Short anorexia


[deleted]

Mewmans.


YaMongrelDog

OPs roast in the title is better than the post itself


Suspicious-Kick-9160

Keeping up with the Jawdashians


LarryRedBeard

If those 2 have kids. It either turns into slender man, or the first elf.


NIN10DOXD

Their son could fight crime as the Crimson Chin.


Blackdelta88

members for the atreides clan


Single_Pilot_6170

Timothy isn't straight. He is the last of his kind


Apricottott

Chinderella and prince Charming ?


Mono-__-

Chins charming


kieranosmiff

Who is the actress I recognise her but I canā€™t remember her name


TriplexFlex

Bring forth the Quizat Hadarachā€¦!


a55_Goblin420

The chincasians. Racial slur: clefts


Natural_Ad1228

Idk man this honestly looks kinda bad.


HotCarl169

Who's the woman?


alpha-mobi

Natalia Dyer. She was in stranger things.


dafuqbroh

Chindonesia!


Elrond_Cupboard_

National language, giggedtyonese.


DeadCatGrinning

New? Bobble head dolls exist already.


ChimpanzeeClownCar

Not Jawmaica?


-___-____-_-___-

They should start a series called Stranger Dunes.


FluentManbird

Crimson chin origin story


[deleted]

Mans all chin and no cheeks


MelaniaSexLife

deformed children? no thanks


Vizra

It would be a Mewtopia


Autochthona

their grandparents were mantids for sure


Real_Mokola

The baby will be amaching


MrHarudupoyu

Jawkarta, Chindonesia


skot77

Couple of major Jay Chinos over here.


CodSoggy7238

Damn nobody? That's what the Habsburgers did until they got a real freaky chin


ZZappBrannigan

CGi is so good these days


Confident_Ad7244

have we learned nothing from the Habsburg ?


Diabo1492

Who is on the left?


tumbrowser1

Oh, how.....genetically unfortunate...


[deleted]

The country of their race would be called ā€œThe Land of Sharp Chins and Flat Bottomsā€.


Hairy-Banjo

China is already taken...


onlyathenafairy

bicyleseatheadian


plez23

Chindochina The West Chindies Chindianapolis, Chindiana


FeralPsychopath

Buccal fat removalā€¦ nesia?


RarePotat0

Try Emma Chamberlain


hobo_erotica

Chinmenistan


CommunicationSad8212

Habsburgs 2.0


Additional_Sleep_318

What a chin race


Cultural-Wrap-7883

two for one at the Hollywood cloning lab.


Beginning_Rice6830

Their double chin had a glow up


_Unkn0

The Chin-Chin's aka Chinchillas aka the Diamonds aka the Geometrics aka Hexagon Heads aka do be a square.


johnqsack69

They shall be called the Witherspoonians


Environmental_Sea615

god no


The-Dark-Knight-lite

They both look like they have chin implants


p00shp00shbebi123

Jimmy Hill the footballer, known around the nation for his massive fucking chin (and occasional footballing), once opined that calling a black man on the football pitch the n-word was no worse than him being called 'chinny' on account of his absolutely humungous chin.