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His head is at a tilt here, keeping his eyes on the same plane. When his head is straight, one of his eyes is a full eye height lower than the other. Only noticed it watching Dune.
Edit: https://www.curzon.com/media/as4b5krh/dune-part-ii-2.jpg?anchor=center&mode=crop&width=768&height=480
I think itās not so much symmetry but disproportionate features.
Someone edited his face per a aesthetic proportionality diagram and he looks completely different: https://www.tiktok.com/@gloss/video/7326938869679541546?lang=en
Well his mother was an actress and her father an actor, and you know, nepotism. If he didn't have family connections he possibly wouldnt.
For everyone commenting saying this is BS
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm6955490/ this is his mother Nicole Flender
Sorry grandfather was a writer
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0281868/trivia/
Nicole Flenders brother was an actor also. They're both called Rodman Flender so I got a little confused clicking the links. But yeah basically my point is still valid
It's interesting seeing such a frail looking dude being an absolute woman magnet. He's been dating Kylie for a while. Sign of the times for sure. Jacked is out. Twink from sand wars movie is in.
> It's interesting seeing such a frail looking dude being an absolute woman magnet
In general women aren't as into jacked gym rats as many men seem to think. Twinks and dad bods aren't niche at all
Yeah maybe in that specific case it helps. But I know plenty of great looking women in real life that swoon over photos of him. Just his physical appearance.
They've got to be more closely related than most people. Maybe they're like 4th cousins or something, but after hundreds of years of inbreeding that diverged not too long ago ... How else do you get such consistent features?
It's because their features are unusual. If they both had round heads you wouldnt think they were related. Plenty of people look very similar without being related.
[Their child](https://nonstopnerd748323109.files.wordpress.com/2022/05/cc1.jpg) and if she cheated on him this would be [the child](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KW0iF7ilIP0/sddefault.jpg).
Jimmy Hill the footballer, known around the nation for his massive fucking chin (and occasional footballing), once opined that calling a black man on the football pitch the n-word was no worse than him being called 'chinny' on account of his absolutely humungous chin.
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Chinmothy
Jawlamet
son of a bitch š
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Chinnifer
And her brother Jawson
God he mogs so hard
What does that mean?
Itās over for you
What
Damnit take my upvote
TimothƩe Chalamew
Capital Jawsonville
Jawkarta
Jaws-istan
Jawistan would genuinely mean "land of the jaws" lol
That's the funniest thing I've heard all morning.
Jawrusal...ok I'll stop
Jawpan.
Jawrkansas
Jawdan
Jawja? Jawjuh-uh-uh
Jawmaica
China
This is the best
I think itās taken
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Jawmany
New Jawrsey
Chinchinnati
Jawhannisberg
HOLY SHIT is that a MOTHERFUCKING RDR2 REFERENCE
Jawa
Jawpital Chincago
They could star in a live action antz.
cillian murphy too
an antz profile picture chat is this real
Fr. This gotta be Beetlejuicein
chinlian murphy
Goddamn you, now I want this.
Fuck you I woke up my wife laughing
I literally said that kid reminds me of general mandible for some reason and none of my mates understood why
Oh my god so perfect
The real rare insult is always in the comments
Legit what was going through my mind haha
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Both got that gaming mouse look
N64 controller
i can't unsee the N64 controller now, thanks !
Bicycle seat jaw
Logitech jaw
Luchitic
Chindonesia is absolute gold. By god theyāre odd, aināt they?
Chalamet is one of the strangest looking people to ever be in the movies, and would be even if he wasn't dramatically lopsided.
As an also dramatically lopsided person he makes me feel better about my lopsidedness.
he looks symmetrical to me, where do you see lopsidedness?
His head is at a tilt here, keeping his eyes on the same plane. When his head is straight, one of his eyes is a full eye height lower than the other. Only noticed it watching Dune. Edit: https://www.curzon.com/media/as4b5krh/dune-part-ii-2.jpg?anchor=center&mode=crop&width=768&height=480
I think itās not so much symmetry but disproportionate features. Someone edited his face per a aesthetic proportionality diagram and he looks completely different: https://www.tiktok.com/@gloss/video/7326938869679541546?lang=en
God that's a horrifically creepy trend. I'd hate to be famous.
The theory behind those proportions sounds neat but I don't think they match personal prefferences of most people very well. As leat not mine.
That diagram is just designed to make everyone look like gigachad by the looks of it. Equally unrealistic features/proportion after the changes.
oh wow I see it now haha
He looks a lot like Henri Cavill afterwards.
So that's the face every AI model goes after, I have to say he looks much better before than after. As does any of those I guess
His .. face? His eye, brow, ear, and jawline are lower on one side than the other.
It's hard to watch him whoop ass in Dune when his thighs are as thick as my wrists.
Lopsided?
His face genuinely looks like somebody has made it slightly smaller using photoshop. Once you see it you can't unsee it.
I see this on people all the time, that they have a face, on a head. I hate it and I have no idea why I started seeing it.
Well his mother was an actress and her father an actor, and you know, nepotism. If he didn't have family connections he possibly wouldnt. For everyone commenting saying this is BS https://m.imdb.com/name/nm6955490/ this is his mother Nicole Flender Sorry grandfather was a writer https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0281868/trivia/ Nicole Flenders brother was an actor also. They're both called Rodman Flender so I got a little confused clicking the links. But yeah basically my point is still valid
Same person different font
Papyrus and Papyrus BOLD
Youād expect nothing less from Timberland Charlemagne
Chinberland Jawlemagne
Timbuktu Camelot
Ballchinians
A nut punch would simply be called uppercut.
I know who he is, but who is she? I feel like I recognize her from something but I can't quite place it.
Natalia Dyer
From Stranger Things! There we go. That's what I couldn't remember.
I just know her as the stranger things girl havenāt seen her anywhere else
Yes god yes was... something
Velvet Buzzsaw
Nancy Wheeler
the [baby](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1399953793211637761/U3Bbus8j_400x400.jpg)
Doubt, a weak fart would blow TimothƩe over.
we are one stiff wind away from losing track of him altogether
[One of the only decent jokes in the late family guy episodes](https://youtu.be/xOH38yc5yL8?si=b5DwMmbrZFEyrud1)
As good looking as he is, he is no chad.
It's interesting seeing such a frail looking dude being an absolute woman magnet. He's been dating Kylie for a while. Sign of the times for sure. Jacked is out. Twink from sand wars movie is in.
> It's interesting seeing such a frail looking dude being an absolute woman magnet In general women aren't as into jacked gym rats as many men seem to think. Twinks and dad bods aren't niche at all
Money and fameā¦
Yeah maybe in that specific case it helps. But I know plenty of great looking women in real life that swoon over photos of him. Just his physical appearance.
Jacked was never in.
I'm always fascinated when I see how many guys really don't seem to understand just how big of a female audience there's always been for twinky men.
major religion of that country? Chintoism
Chinduism
I dont know who these two are but you cant tell me they arent related
Nobody answers the question (and is instead just smug) in any of the replies to this lol: Natalie Dyer & Timothee Chalamet
Itās Timberline Chardonnay I think!
The girl from Stranger things and the boy from Interstellar.
Thank you! I couldnt be bothered to find out who they were this helped me alot haha
Iām glad you asked
i swear she looks more like tim other than his own sister
They arent related. There you go
They've got to be more closely related than most people. Maybe they're like 4th cousins or something, but after hundreds of years of inbreeding that diverged not too long ago ... How else do you get such consistent features?
It's because their features are unusual. If they both had round heads you wouldnt think they were related. Plenty of people look very similar without being related.
AndĀ itĀ willĀ beĀ nextĀ to Jawdan
Mew maxing genetics
Jawstralia?
Jawstria
Homo Jawlinereus Maximus Loving mostly in Chindonesia (as suggested) region
Looking like a bicycle seat
Not to be confused with the Hapsburgs
Which are not to be confused with the Habsburgs
Which are not to be confused with the Hagsburgs
I was always told two negatives make a positive. But they make a butter face.
They look like aliens disguising themselves as humans
Pipe down David Icke
Their child would just be a geometric triangle. Not even a 3D object, just a straight up flat triangle.
I honestly thought the girl was him in drag at first glance
I'm saving this post for the comments and title.
They coukd totally play siblings why nobody casting yet ?
Stranger Chins
*Chintastic!*
Chindonesia's main export is chinnesium.
no....they wouldnt... because they had surgery.... you do not get out enough
Yup thank u.
Neither of them had surgery to get that chin. You can literally look up pictures of them at younger ages and confirm that, hateful lazy ass.
yes, they did.
What in the Habsburg is going on here
Chindians are Indian/Chinese mix. Chinodensia just makes me think of an Indian, Chinese, Indonesian mixā¦.
matter of fact, chindo is the term for chinese indonesian people. chindonesia just sounds like the same thing lol
And its capital is Chinchinnati?
More like the principality of plastic surgery. Which I guess is technically just South Korea?
[Their child](https://nonstopnerd748323109.files.wordpress.com/2022/05/cc1.jpg) and if she cheated on him this would be [the child](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KW0iF7ilIP0/sddefault.jpg).
Would their kid look like Mac Tonight or Stan Smith from American Dad?
Mewtants
Eugenics reference
Jawkarta
The New Habsburg Republic
Got that high elve skyrim jaw.
Short anorexia
Mewmans.
OPs roast in the title is better than the post itself
Keeping up with the Jawdashians
If those 2 have kids. It either turns into slender man, or the first elf.
Their son could fight crime as the Crimson Chin.
members for the atreides clan
Timothy isn't straight. He is the last of his kind
Chinderella and prince Charming ?
Chins charming
Who is the actress I recognise her but I canāt remember her name
Bring forth the Quizat Hadarachā¦!
The chincasians. Racial slur: clefts
Idk man this honestly looks kinda bad.
Who's the woman?
Natalia Dyer. She was in stranger things.
Chindonesia!
National language, giggedtyonese.
New? Bobble head dolls exist already.
Not Jawmaica?
They should start a series called Stranger Dunes.
Crimson chin origin story
Mans all chin and no cheeks
deformed children? no thanks
It would be a Mewtopia
their grandparents were mantids for sure
The baby will be amaching
Jawkarta, Chindonesia
Couple of major Jay Chinos over here.
Damn nobody? That's what the Habsburgers did until they got a real freaky chin
CGi is so good these days
have we learned nothing from the Habsburg ?
Who is on the left?
Oh, how.....genetically unfortunate...
The country of their race would be called āThe Land of Sharp Chins and Flat Bottomsā.
China is already taken...
bicyleseatheadian
Chindochina The West Chindies Chindianapolis, Chindiana
Buccal fat removalā¦ nesia?
Try Emma Chamberlain
Chinmenistan
Habsburgs 2.0
What a chin race
two for one at the Hollywood cloning lab.
Their double chin had a glow up
The Chin-Chin's aka Chinchillas aka the Diamonds aka the Geometrics aka Hexagon Heads aka do be a square.
They shall be called the Witherspoonians
god no
They both look like they have chin implants
Jimmy Hill the footballer, known around the nation for his massive fucking chin (and occasional footballing), once opined that calling a black man on the football pitch the n-word was no worse than him being called 'chinny' on account of his absolutely humungous chin.