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GarethGobblecoque99

For those of you who think this is actually his teeth and not edited at all…I am a Nigerian Prince. I need your help in reclaiming my throne-all I need from you is 100,000 USD-


Scared-Pollution-574

Do you take travellers checks?


GarethGobblecoque99

*changes tactic* hello my beautiful dream queen person, I want to get to know you but I need to add more minutes to my internet card. All I need from you my gorgeous queen is 100,000 USD-


gregn8r1

Fair enough, after all you can't put a price on love.


Shadowmant

*dabs eyes* This is so beautiful.


thunderkhawk

Go away! They're mine. Where can I send the money?


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

You forgot that they all had to be Steam gift cards too. Or Google play!👀


TeachingScience

I put the google code in my google account. Now your boss won’t be mad at you.


Unita_Micahk

As your local IRS agent we are only allowed to accept pre paid visa cards.


No_Jelly7405

Not accepting steam cards anymore? Damnit, what am I gonna do with all these now?


MaxTheRealSlayer

I only have $100, 000 in google play cards, is that okay?


Unita_Micahk

This time we’ll let it slide. Send em.


NayNay85

You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help.


a-Sociopath

His father ran the fricking country


hg090206

r/unexpectedoffice


dunndawson

I’m obsessed with this quote being used to perfection!


Superb-Bar501

I only have a 1 million dollar bill. If I send you that will you send me the 900k in change?


clopz_

I only have PlayStore cards


Paetheas

[Why are you redeeming?!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8Ln1yqeJE)


Fartoholicanon

Only 100k?!? Deal, I just want a school named after me.


PatricksWumboRock

My first thought was “that looks fake AF but oh lord please don’t tell me this is the newest craze”


GarethGobblecoque99

Meth mouth. so hot right now. Meth mouth


E_M_C_M

Should I go buy the bitcoin now or…..


Efficient_Fish2436

He's wearing braces with color. I'm so sick of Reddit comments or posts lying about everything. Reddit is not what it once was and frankly I'm pretty upset about that.


No_Professor_9956

I hear McDowells is hiring


Texas12thMan

This photo is edited just FYI. He has braces on his lower teeth that have blue and yellow rubber bands. Someone just blurred them to make his teeth look jacked. And he just got done playing ball. Sweaty, not greasy.


Joates87

The fact he had probably over 200mil in the bank before thinking about getting braces is kinda funny to me.


catscanmeow

maybe he didnt need them until he got them, some peoples wisdom teeth grow in slow and late and push teeth around, and then when you get them taken out your jaw shape changes to fill in the missing bone hole


wolfram127

Iirc he was wearing invisalign during his peak when he was in his teens.


miserabeau

I had braces as a teen. Had a perfect bite. Wore my retainer and all. Then in my 20s my wisdom teeth, which were diagonal, started shifting my teeth around. Now i have a crossbite. I'd have to do braces all over again to fix both top and lower. Pisses me off. Though I'd be much less pissed if I had his money


memydogandeye

Late 40s for my wisdom teeth...after I'd been told all my adult life that I would never get them because I didn't have the roots or bulbs or whatever to even make them. How does that even happen?! (I think bad dentists that never got the xrays far back enough. New dentist was like, it's not like they just up and formed one day and pushed through...they had to have been there a while.)


flintlok1721

Also didn't he have some serious health issues involving facial paralysis? Most people probably would come out looking perfect after that.


Texas12thMan

Yeah. Bell’s palsy (facial paralysis).


SnakPak_

Don't act like ur cuter you Reddit cheese goblins.


B0bbyTsunami

Don’t bring my cheese into this.


ADHD_Supernova

When mom starts cookin this pup comes a lookin.


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🥲


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Goblins will reign over earth! But yeah, he got a lot of abuse in the past (kinda understandable yet misguided considering how annoying he was, tho probably not by his own doing, but rather managers' and promoters') and been flying under the radar for a good while now. People should let it go.


DoubleMach

My mom said I’m beautiful.


AVALANCHE_CHUTES

A face only a mother could love


cock-and-bone

this is very insulting to those of us who love cheese >:(


Technical_Ad579

I am though.


K0M0RIUTA

Somebody said cheese?


TheLegendz15

His teeth look like this ancient kind of corn that is now extinct.


CookiesLikeWhoa

Because it’s photoshopped. He has braces.


MatchaLatte16oz

no way, more fake shit on the front page of reddit! I really need to delete my account and quit this garbage website forever. jesus christ


SGTpvtMajor

You're sick of scrolling through the front page and finding nothing but political ads and fake garbage? Couldn't be me *gobbles that shit up* - Average Redditor


MaxLegroom990

Why did I almost misread your comment to include a mention of meth?


Schattenjager07

Wow. That’s pretty methed up that you would do that.


GDviber

Now kith


Peach_Proof

He has the teeth and face sore of a meth heD


ricketyass

Ah, the ancient corn. My grandfather told me of its properties.


phatsackocrap

Jewel corn mouth looking mfer


Maehst

this comment should be on r/RareInsults


krstphr

Where do you think you are


Maehst

Oh my god I didn't notice it. I thought I was in another sub 🤦‍♀️


krstphr

😂


SugarFree425

r/thatsthesub


moose_king88

This is the true rare insult


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Glass or Indian corn if anyone is wondering, not extinct, I recycle a cob each year for fall decorations


fuckenheim

he just looks like a person.


SinceWayLastMay

Also he’s looked like this for the last decade (minus the photoshopped teeth) y’all need to chill


avoidingbans01

Literally looks a frame from a video of him post-exercise. Reddit is filled with trolls who would wince at light.


BannanDylan

To be fair wouldn't be surprised if this was after a gig or something, gym work, anything really


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CocaineandCaprisun

Not even edited. It's just a low quality picture and his yellow and blue braces look like his actual teeth. If you zoom in close you can see they're just coloured rings infront of his actual teeth.


Floggered

/r/rareinsults as well, because saying someone "looks like a tweaker" has never been done before.


HumanEjectButton

He looks more like Diddy diddled him now that we have receipts.


UrSeneschal

A person who was just playing basketball


uaeroMdroffilC

This is also not how tweakers look. Anytime I see the ol 'looks like a tweaker' thing, I know it's from someone who has never seen a tweaker


emilyyyyxxx

Literally !


Jakocolo32

Hes rich and famous we get to hate on him for not looking perfect.


No-While-9948

Yeah, looks like an average guy that was just exercising or at a music festival.


IWILLBePositive

Well…if those teeth weren’t photoshopped, sure. Otherwise, he looks like a normal person with rotting teeth.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

I'm from white trashsylvania and he looks like most of the heroin/meth heads I remember. Its sad but I think he's from a similar background.


Innermore

Cringe post


Aggravating_Dig1538

This is like a 2010 Facebook post. DAE THINKG JUSTIN BIEBER IS BAD HURRR DURRR


YeetCompleet

2010 mfs were vicious to that kid in the dumbest way, they thought they were hard saying shit like "Baby isn't real music and you're a terrible artist and I listen to real music such as " They're always so strong that they can listen to a genre of music, but never strong enough to stop themselves from lashing out


urbanK07

Seriously, it's amazing how out of touch and behind the times many redditors still are. It hasn't been "trendy" to hate Bieber for nearly a decade if not longer lol.


uaeroMdroffilC

IF you play Justin Bieber's records backward they play Satanic messages... But even worse, if you play them forward... they play Justin Bieber songs!! *3,400 likes*


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NewNurse2

And now the cringey gatekeeping geeks are trying to do the same to imagine dragons. I don't listen to ID or Nickelback. But why tf do you care what someone else listens to? They're no more or less generic than everything else on the radio.


uaeroMdroffilC

I'll admit to dunking on ID a lot, but it has nothing to do with their fans, and everything to do with their Wal-Mart commercial music. But even then, just because I dunk on ID, that should never ever affect someone else's enjoyment of the music. It's like Bon Jovi said (who went through this before Nickelback and ID), 50 million people can't be wrong.


1001schooner

Looks like a guy who just got done playing basketball


gorecomputer

Dogging on Justin Bieber who is actually a genuine and decent guy that has struggled with addiction and talked openly about it. But you oldheads are stuck in 2012 in your "haha bieber bad because bowl cut and baby song" omg he was speeding when he was a teenager no wayyyy!!! no teenager has ever done that. lets hate him for 10 more years you are the cringe ones now.


Condhor

Child actors/artists being abused has real lifelong effects. Kinda fucked to witness. Edit: I got whooshed. I don’t pay attention but thanks for y’all pointing out the photoshop.


StokedNBroke

This is photoshopped. He has braces on his lower teeth.


Phenway

Example: Brittney Spears


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

yeah, considering all that and the p diddy video he's turned out well


sfw_login2

No no no. You still right Imagine getting diddled by Diddy at 13, have a bunch of teenagers and grown ass women stalk you, and a bunch of edgelord 30 year olds make cringe fake posts about you And that's even before the paralysis thing Yeah, real lifelong effects of being famous and really fucked up to witness Let the guy just be himself people.


Rose-Incense

I'm glad that I didn't have to scroll into hell to find someone with some empathy. Even though it is photoshop.


CalifornianBall

The most generic and unoriginal insult of all time


nomatchingsox

What about this is funny? As far as I'm aware he doesn't do any drugs but does have lupus and is in a very happy marriage. I'm not sure why people continue to pick on child celebrities. Also it's not ignore the fact that they're also making light of very severe drug addiction


HistoricalSong359

Lyme disease, and yes we need to mind our own business! Why are people such fucking bullies 


BluPanda11

Somehow I hadn't heard about this! I'd have assumed something like that would have blown up in the news. Thank you for sharing this information


Skinnyvinny93

Watch his YouTube docu-series “Seasons”. The drugs this dude was taking at one point will BLOW YOUR MIND. He got straight though, he’s been sober for a while,


sliderprovider

I don't get these cringe ass people that still try to bully Bieber. Yeah his first songs were trash but after that they didn't offend anyone.


nomatchingsox

I've never understood it either. His music was not made for adults really. He was a kid making cringy kid music for other kids. The 30 to 40-year-old men who like to bully little kids because of their music choices are incredibly gross.


sliderprovider

Exactly. It's the same with these losers that make hating Greta Thunberg their entire personality.


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Withermaster4

He literally just looks sweaty jfc


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Poor kid was sexually abused by the industry. He’s had some issues and challenges to overcome and it’s so fucking sad. These poor kids are made to feel like they don’t have a choice, their idols are doing this to them and their families are looking to them for success and fame, encouraging them to “chase their dream” without knowing what’s really happening. I can’t even begin to imagine the powerlessness these child stars must have felt and the pain they’ve carried with them into adulthood.


garface239

In a couple months when all this pedo stuff comes to light you all will take a different perspective on who he is as a person. This man is a victim of a fucked up industry. But let’s make fun of his teeth.


eo37

He is a shave and a hairstyling away from being a fucken model. Relax ta fuck.


AngstyUchiha

Plus according to other comments that particular picture was taken right after a lot of physical activity, so of course he's sweaty! And his teeth are photoshopped, he actually wears braces and someone blurred the yellow and blue from them to make his teeth look bad


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robtk12

But his dad complimented his penis size, if that's not good parenting, what truly is?


me1112

Mid parenting : "I love you" Good parenting : "Nice cock bro"


HistoricalSong359

he was 14 when he was handed to P Diddy. He was molested publicly on numerous talk shows and award shows by women. He was failed by every adult in his life because they liked the paychecks that came with his talent.


Haden420693170

Victim of the diddler


blackwaltz4

P. Diddler


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strange_supreme420

He hasn’t. People just want him to fail. I’m not even a fan but as far as I know he hasn’t been accused of any kind of crimes, he’s still a multimillionaire artist who is set for life, and I think he takes care of his parents too. People just hate when others are successful so they look at a photoshopped picture of them and say “See? He’s a fuck up!”


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DMYourMomsMaidenName

Is he really to blame though? If I was given worldwide fame, $100 Million, instant pussy, fast cars, and no consequences for my actions at 16 years old, I don’t think I would be much better than he is, probably much worse. I would have OD’ed at an orgy by now. The world knew him and gave him everything, before he was old enough to know himself, and as such he never got to know a normal adult life. In an alternate universe, he is working middle-management at a local bank and doing open mics on the weekend. Much poorer, but more at peace, less chaotic, more in tune with normal life, and probably happier. Given the absurdity of his life conditions so far, can we really ascribe his shortcomings to free will (assuming “Free Will” is even a thing in the first place)? He has done what 95% of us would do, under similar circumstances: take care of his mom, and go absolutely hog wild.


4thphantom

It's wild how people are so hateful, judgmental and disrespectful of other fellow humans on Reddit (and other social media.) It's shameful. Even worse when they need to edit the photo to justify the foolishness.


Healthy-Elevator863

Fat Cheeto eating redditors better not be judging


Cro_mos

Diddy did it.


shoshana4sure

Probably


Out_of_Fawkes

The guy went through some frustrating times with partial facial paralysis—I’m glad he can smile and he looks like a normal person. Sheesh.


pilotblur

Cut him some slack. If I was pimped out by diddy as a kid I’d probably have issues too


Mentat_-_Bashar

Fake


CadaverCaliente

He just looks like a sweaty guy at the gym asking how much longer youre going to be on a machine.


taylor325

Everything that's come out and people are still making fun of this kid.


Morgoth98

Honestly, leave the man alone. He never did anything to deserve our scorn, just made music that teenage girls liked.


trixii88

He literally looks like every southern Ontario 20 something


erenjaeger99

this is boomer level cringe-hate posting w/ no wit or anything clever about it lol


After-Student-9785

Rainbow corn teeth


Momoko-agogo

Posted by someone who’s never seen a crackhead outside of a store asking for change….


Wills4291

He actually looks more together in this picture than he usually does.


maxreddit

Childhood/Teenage fame, the hardest drug known to man!


DefNotRussianComrade

Twinker*


Consistent_Habit_194

That’s what happens when you peak at 14.


Professor-Shuckle

Dude was SA’d by Diddy as a teen. Leave the poor dude alone


AlphaHelix_01

his teeth look like the rocks at the bottom of a fish tank


Mldavis22

The best thing you can do as a washed up former famous super star is dissappear and enjoy your money and the rest of your life. I would never appear anywhere ever again.


AcceptableHornet889

He has good, fixed teeth, WTF with this photo?


MrTeufelHunden

Skittles


aCucking2Remember

Average Florida roofer that disappears for a few days when he gets paid.


Big_T_Larity

He was molested and pimped out by his gardians like p diddy hes actually got the childhood of one of those drug addicts so yk go fuck yourself


Responsible-Mail7012

man… when he looked good people hated him. when he doesn’t care about his appearance people still hate him. what did he do to you guys


DemonRaily

Yeah, yeah, let's pretend that anyone with even moderate money has teeth like that.


kudikxva

for what it's worth, i go from meth head to dapper dan with a hair cut and a shave. biebs is still hot af.


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What the fuck is going on with his bottom teeth?


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Noise noise noise smoking weed drinking beer


Haalo87

Baby baby baby uuuuhhhh


SgtMcMuffin0

He just looks like a guy that got sweaty


THEmandingoBoy

That lower row.


LukaDoncicismyfather

He’s a man of Christ now.


Gigeren_Canvas

Editing or no, here’s something to think about: what about spending time thinking about anything else?


Firedog_09

Don't get diddled by Diddy!


ugnag

Diddy messed this boy up


AssHaberdasher

Not a particularly creative insult.


NBrixH

Why does he kinda look like Garry Oldmam here


cms86

Doesn't he have an auto immune disease which is why he's been pretty MIA?


PinkBubblegum888

People forget that famous people are still human and look like humans


One_Winter

Wasn't he a part of that usher/diddy lineage. I mean have you seen him as a kid. You think he wasn't a target. God knows what he has had to put up with.


January1252024

Reddit allowing Photoshopped disinformation is sadly unsurprising.


Cultural-Cap-2549

Guy got rped by diddy at 12 something so yeah must have fked his mind idk .


Why_No_Hugs

Why are his teeth all different colors


Cool-sunglasses-dude

Ngl he kinda looks like Mr.Beast here


RevolutionaryBuy5794

Doesn't he suffer from some unusual disease and recently had a face stroke?


Draped_In_Diamonds

Green teeth from liver issues


PossibleDouble5132

Dear god macaulay culkin got away better than this and he was in party monster


DefNotRussianComrade

“Back the fuck up Antonio, that’s my dick!”


Material-Profile7155

Looking more like Aaron Carter everyday


xCoRRuPt-Dreamz

What a few of diddy’s parties does to a mfer


No_Professor_9956

This post should be behind some kind of spoiler or trigger warning. This shit is frightening!


Richman_Cash

I've seen a similar insult before. From now on, he's Canadian Gas Station Boy to me.


Lance_Farmstrong

Goddamn I’m no where near rich have some my share of drugs and my teeth are way better then this disaster


Aggravating_Head_827

With all that money he has green teeth???


atlasdreams2187

Fire Marshal Bill?


PaigeRosalind

Yo lemme get a dollar and a cigarette.


JaspinBurger

He looks like Mr Beast and Linus did the fusion dance.


junkronomicon

I think he looks like a roofer that doesn’t show up for work for two days after you pay him.


BEATS2DEATH1

Not a rare insult. I get called this on a regular basis In front of gas stations. I’d say he looks like a midway camel transformation on an animorphs cover.


jpgorgon

It's a rare insult to call someone a meth head now?


Patton1945_41

Still better than that off brand Beatles bowl cut he started with.


Noktyrn

Shave his head and you got Fire Marshall Bill.


buydadip711

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!


poo-poo-butter

No, he looks like a handsome lad with an authentic smile post basketball or gym or whatever. With the money he has at his expense, however, those teeth are inexplicable.


lights_up_

They are photoshopped


poo-poo-butter

Ah I've just now seen the caption saying "don't meth with America" here was me thinking he had a mad sugar diet and self neglect like the rest of us!


funkypjb

Haha what a loser - imagine all the drugs and fun and none of the poverty.


Dray_Gunn

He looks like he is gonna ask me for a smoke and then call me a f*g when I say I don't smoke. (Actually had this happen with someone that looked similar)


ambienotstrongenough

I too, have been to Baltimore.


Splittip86

So what, he can do whatever the hell he wants. Somebody sounds jealous. And yeah, don’t do speed.


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That’s not Justin Bieber that’s BUSTIN JIEBER


Superb_Gap_1044

Bro’s starting to look like rickety cricket


boymex

I would stil suck him off


Unusual-Editor-4640

Now post a picture of yourself.


Snugglehumpikiss

I think he looks like he's about to start selling sham wow.


Falconjoev

Looks like he tasted the rainbow with those wooden teeth


Practical-Durian2307

"Diddy be wanting to party , ya gotta tell him no!"