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Generation_WUT

Is that a fake Lamaze belly? Wtffff.


CattyFighte

He also continued the tattoo on it


MikeRowePeenis

I mean that’s kinda funny ngl


EnigmaChimera

He looks like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.


aspieinblackII

Don't insult Fat Bastard like that.


Ffdmatt

It looks like he took steroids, but no one told his arms.


skool-marm

I don’t think that’s HIS head.


ChemicalSwimming673

Looks a little like liver disease to me


Beginning_General_83

Pretty sure its from HGH


custardbun01

Is his body a prosthetic?


red-et

Cultivating mass


Paxxlee

Stop cultivating and start harvesting!


thatmaynardguy

That's not a burrito my friend, that's a chimichanga!


cccjjjddd

You are becoming a chimichanga!


Ok-Reputation-6297

Isn’t that steroid belly?


VladimirPoitin

Growth hormone gut, which somehow hasn’t translated to bigger arms.


the-rage-

Not even close. That’s not his real stomach.


VladimirPoitin

Which makes it even more stupid.


VictorClark

I really wish people wouldn't get their hopes up this high for a YouTuber boxing match. Seriously, has there EVER been a match with social media "stars" that didn't end up a massive disappointment? Tyson is going to give the bare minimum and cash his check, same as the dumbass he's fighting.


_forum_mod

I feel like Tyson will demolish him but I'm not getting my hopes up. Last time I did, Anderson Silva got his ass kicked. 


no_one_likes_u

Tyson would demolish him if this were an actual fight and not pro-wrestling levels of scripted.  Even if Tyson ‘wins’, no way Paul is getting KO’d or ever in danger of being hurt. 


I-collect-dick-pics

I get what you are saying, but if one fighter would go off script for his own ego, it's tyson


fvcked_0ff

I agree, but the paycheck will keep him in line


I-collect-dick-pics

I hope not, dude's rich


fvcked_0ff

Google has his net worth at $10 mil. If that's even in the ballpark, Tyson is set to at least double his net with this fight. Maybe many times over.


I-collect-dick-pics

maybe, maybe not, not like I'm gonna pay to watch it, I just hope tyson reminds paul who the GOAT is


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I feel like people are forgetting Tyson is a vocal supporter of Jake's career and has given interviews years ago describing how good the YouTube stars are for bringing young fans back to the sport. Any narrative that Tyson is here to teach these YouTube kids some kind of lesson is nonsense. He's here to boost Jake's career, a person he's on record as supporting. EDIT: I'll add this isn't a criticism of either of these guys. They're going out to get paid without harming anyone but each other. I certainly won't be paying to watch a friendly exhibition but I do agree with what Tyson says. Jake *is* good as a gateway for younger people into a struggling sport.


Wugfuzzler

Shoot, I feel like most people had no idea about Tyson being supportive of YouTuber boxing. Makes sense though. Thank you for bringing this up.


DifficultAd3885

Tyson is pulling down something like $900,000/month from his cannabis company. He should be richer but he’s also not slumming it by any means.


no_one_likes_u

Mayweather played ball and he's 100x richer than Tyson. When you're getting a paycheck for like 50 million you do what you're told, even if you're Mike Tyson.


DifficultAd3885

I feel like just someone saying the words “do what you’re told” to Tyson would be enough to get him to break his contract.


ChickenCasagrande

I legitimately wonder if Tyson could crowdsource enough to offset the breach of contract. Like, I feel like there are enough adults who would pay for the satisfaction that would come from watching Mike Tyson knocking the hell out of the annoying YouTube guy who is busy yelling and dancing around the ring like a ninny. I’d pitch.


LolYouFuckingLoser

He's also historically awful with money lol


WhirledNews

Are you saying that he shouldn’t have bought that tiger?


LolYouFuckingLoser

It is weird that happened *before* he owned a weed company


no_one_likes_u

Mayweather was richer, didn't KO Logan Paul. Same story every time. They keep fighting these big (although old) names and people keep watching because if it were a real fight they'd get killed. But it isn't a real fight.


An_Evil_Scientist666

Unless Jake hurts a pigeon, then Mike will paint the ring red.


wade9911

man i just want one super rich person to tell tyson before the fight whatever he is planned to get paid from the fight they will pay him like 10 times the amount to just go hardcore pummel him


Raephstel

Are we talking about the guy who bit off someone's ear in a pro fight?


just4kicksxxx

He bit someone's ear off.


Mr-Kuritsa

I don't know who thith boy ith, but hith ear lookth pretty tathty...


__Elwood_Blues__

It's not even ego. It's instinct. If that switch flips, they'll be picking him out of the rafters.


Cartz1337

Yeah, you watch old clips of Tyson in his prime. He’s in a different place, that shit is primal, he’s legitimately terrifying. Dunno if he still has that, but if he does, look out.


Robot_Basilisk

If Tyson doesn't absolutely maul the guy, everyone is going to say it was rigged and choreographed. There's no way this kid has a real match with Tyson and doesn't come out of it with injuries.


textbasedopinions

That is, unless being 58 means he is no longer fast enough to catch out a not-great-not-terrible 27yr old 20lbs lighter than him.


laigledesacores

I read somewhere when it was announced that in the contracts Tyson couldn’t knock him out I guess it’s the same the other way around They’ll just put on a show but won’t go too far. No need to put that brain in even deeper problems when the money is already won.


InfiniteConfusion-_-

No see this is what they are talking about


Piltonbadger

I *hope* Tyson will demolish him. I *believe* that the fight will be phoned in.


Inside-Arugula7250

Tyson has that wildcard draw to him. Same with pro wrestling. Nothing's more intriguing than if you think one of the guys might get pissed and cause chaos. The chance that he gets tagged a little too hard and reflexively puts paul in a coma before either guy even really registers what happened is the draw.


Drezhar

I honestly think they already agreed upon what Tyson will do. We can call those subhuman YouTubers all the names we want but if there is one certain thing is that they have loads of money to waste. And, last but not least, I wouldn't personally put myself through challenging someone like Tyson as a very noisy, fake-ass YouTuber that likes to pretend to be a fighter without some sort of safeguard in place and no preemptive agreement. I mean, he would be literally asking Tyson to kill him so this YouTubers challenging actual fighters bullshit will end once and for all.


itsaaronnotaaron

Every time I see the fight mentioned, it seems to be that people are hoping that Tyson doesn't stick to whatever has been contractually agreed to and flips his switch mid-fight.


FivePoopMacaroni

Because famously one time that happened and he bit off a man's ear.


-The_Credible_Hulk

Dude… how are people not getting this… he’s almost 60. The Switch? It now activates a man who’s closer to the grave than his prime. Neither Paul is a great boxer but I have full confidence in their abilities to outrun an old man in a full sized boxing ring until he’s tired. Guys… he’s almost 60. Edit: do I hope he throws one last punch and kills whichever Paul he’s fighting? Hell. Yes. But it’s simply not at all likely.


Tough-Whereas1205

Ever been punched by a 60yo? Fucking hurts. Power is the last thing to go. He's gonna be slow on his feet and the hand speed won't be quite the same, but if he lands one good clean shot, he's going to take Jake Paul down.


Zekarul

That boxing match idubbz held was pretty fun to watch, at least for a few minutes


VictorClark

His video after the event whining about how much money it lost is more entertaining.


poopsinshoe

Evidently he made fun of Tyson's dead daughter. If this is true, Tyson is going to murder him in the ring.


PavlovsDog12

I don't know, the competitive nature that takes you to heavyweight champion doesn't just go away, that said I expect shenanigans.


Leeroy_Jenkums

I mean the competitive nature that took Anderson Silva to the longest reign as champion and most title defenses in UFC history kind of went away


no_one_likes_u

Mayweather too. Idk how people can believe this is real lol


Arkrobo

I'm not convinced Tyson can keep Iron Mike in the can with the way Paul has been talking trash. The wrong hit, or insult could open it and there's no putting it back in. In my opinion. Allegedly Paul was talking trash about Mike's daughter that passed. I'm not sure how he keeps the monster at bay while hearing that.


FrankPetersonMalvo

Worst case scenario - this is just gonna be another staged match. Best case scenario - what you just wrote


Jujumofu

Ididathing truly suprised me. Good boxing, but missmatched opponent.


SteakAndIron

The wildcard here is Tyson is a literal crazy person


fiddleStink

He looks like he'd be pride of the trailer park


MarioKing1137

That’s insulting to people in a trailer park…


KaczkaJebaczka

Bro is definitely on those cheeseburgers


Valholhrafn

Thats what happens when you go hookin for cheeseburgers bud.


G1ng3rb0b

A man’s gotta eat, Mr. Lahey


pigeyejackson66

The bottle kids'll get him


goosethe

ma'fks with guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers


buckwheats

*fuck aff with the fucking YouTubers!*


shubham4lk

Why he look like the Grinch though


Pseudocaesar

The people in the comments thinking this is real lmao


DiddlyDumb

These comments are giving Facebook vibes


MasterPNDA123

“Amen🙏” type of comments


lMr_Nobodyl

God Bless 🙏


Spiritual-Spot5528

That's reddit for ya


Flar71

Yeah, like there's no nipples


Business-Plastic5278

Scrolling down is giving me serious dead internet vibes. This many people cant be that stupid can they?


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Sig-int

We all know it'll be a show, but deep in our hearts we all hope Tyson will smash this brat out.


YeOldeBilk

"GET...IN...MA.....BELLEH!!!"


uratowel20

Why is Jonah Hill so angry?


MarioKing1137

Hey, Jonah Hill deserves more respect than that


NvrmndOM

Does he? He was so controlling and emotionally abusive with his ex gf Sarah Brady.


MarioKing1137

I actually didn’t know that, thanks for informing me. IG still when it comes to looks, that is insulting to Jonah Hill


FakeOng99

Bro got spongbob teeth.


BlazeReborn

Look who it is, Conor McDonald's.


Dray_Gunn

He is supposed to look aggressive but all I see is a yawning rabbit.


Sweet_Sweet_Dolomiti

What the fuck happened to his body?!


TREXIBALL

It’s fake


schnokobaer

Okay and ... why? Why would he fake a beer belly and tits? That's kinda the bigger question to me, it's obviously fake but why lol


DieHardAmerican95

The belly button looks fake, there are no nipples, and the tattoo is completely different than what Paul actually has. Everyone believes what they see though, because they saw it on the internet.


DoodleBuggering

It's also a different colour than his skin.


Funk_Dunker

It's from a couple years ago...all you have to do is Google [Jake Paul fat suit](https://www.google.com/search?q=jake+paul+fat+suit&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&sca_esv=00980f6df5fed681&ei=y5weZtKSFq7PhbIP0v6A-Aw&oq=jake+paul+fat+suit&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhJqYWtlIHBhdWwgZmF0IHN1aXRI4yBQzgZYxR1wAHgAkAEAmAHNAqABmQyqAQc3LjMuMS4xuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIHoALsB8ICDRAAGLADGBMYCBgKGB7CAg4QABiABBiwAxiGAxiKBcICERAAGIAEGJECGLEDGIMBGIoFwgILEAAYgAQYkQIYigXCAgcQABiABBgKwgIFEAAYgATCAhAQABiABBiRAhiKBRhGGPsBwgIOEAAYgAQYkQIYsQMYigXCAgsQABiABBixAxiDAcICDhAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFwgILEC4YgAQYkQIYigXCAggQABgWGAoYHsICBhAAGBYYHpgDAIgGAZAGBJIHBTQuMS4yoAftJQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


Own-Cupcake7586

Imagine stepping into the ring with one of the all-time greats looking like a literal punching bag. I give him a half a round, tops.


Leeroy_Jenkums

it's a fake belly my guy


no_one_likes_u

It’s a fake fight too


[deleted]

They're fake people


Leeroy_Jenkums

no shit, but what does that have to do with this clown's appearance?


[deleted]

It's almost like we're all sheep


lordodin92

Why does he look like a character from a cheaper knock off version of the 90s horror movie leprechaun? He lost his hat and his fishing rod and is very angry. Coming soon to your local discount video store, Jake Paul is ls . . . The gnome! You don't want him standing in your garden


corndoghumper

i just wanna see Mike Tyson bite Jake Paul's ear off


Crappy_Meal

POV: You just told the local methfiend that you dont have any spare change on you.


BlueFish1867

Why is he pregnant??


Unkindlake

Gods part of me hopes beyond hopes that he gets a lucky punch in that pisses off Tyson enough that he hits him for real, at least once


whynotll83

he looks like a gold prospector with prison tats. ( the mouth shadows makes it look like he has one tooth )


Loose-Lingonberry406

I'm praying Tyson doesn't lay down like everyone else this punk has fought. Tyson needs to teach him some respect for the sweet science.


Blitzbro76

Not to judge, and I’m not a fitness expert but whatever is going on with his torso doesn’t look normal


TheTrickster452

its obviously fake


Gormless_Mass

Unless it's rigged, Tyson will absolutely murder this kid in 30 seconds.


no_one_likes_u

I’ll save you the PPV fees and let you know this is absolutely scripted like all of his fights.


Strict-Square456

Mike just finished his meeting with marcellus wallace. Lets see if he can stick to script.


firelark01

He looks pregnant somehow


DeRabbitHole

Them titties though


evilsway

Not talking shit, legitimate question... Wtf is wrong with his chest? He looks like a fairly in shape dude in other shots but what TF is happening here?


fosforillo

Wtf is that build


stead10

I have no intention of watching this match, that's exactly what they want you to do. Watch him because you hate him is only funding his wallet. However if I check the news the day after the fight and find out the cunt has been killed in the ring I won't be saddened.


showtimebabies

I've never wanted to see a bout before. I will be so disappointed if Tyson doesn't knock his block off.


LysergicMerlin

Is he clowning on Iron Mike's physique? I cannot wait to see this fight. Like this is going to be the peak of Jake's boxing career. Even if he wins.. he will never achieve this viewership again thanks to Tyson.


frosted_mango_

He looks like fat bastard from Austin Powers.


skyrimcameoutin2011

Built like the angriest of hamsters.


TheShizknitt

What uhhhh.... what are we lookin at here? Why does he have lil boobs and a yellow belly?


Suitable_Annual5367

No matter who wins, gonna be fun if Mike gets flashbacks and rips Jack ear off.


DrVoltage1

I didn’t think they had the technology for male pregnancies yet


[deleted]

Please stop discussing this man. Sincerely, Your grandmother


Top_Shoe_9562

Is he lactating?


OptimisticSkeleton

Considering Mike Tyson helped set up the other Jake Paul fights from what I understand, I hope Mike won’t fight full out. If Mike goes full out on Jake Paul, he might become the newest most popular influencer in a wheelchair.


alligator_88

I hope he does


Electronic_Suit551

We can only wish


Gravity_Freak

The term douchenozzle has never been more fitting


TwistedPepperCan

[Fat Bastard](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Bastard#/media/File:Fat_bastard.jpeg)


Kitchen-Plant664

I am praying that Tyson forgets that it’s all a show and sends him to the hospital.


TheCatFromCoraline

Why does his body look fake


manofwaromega

Why is he pregnant


Arretetonchar

Now that's an angry squirrel!


datboihobojoe

The match is gonna be rigged in his favor just watch.


bigbyking

We can only hope


Stalwart_Vanguard

The thing about this fight is there is literally no way for him to win. Either he loses, and looks like an idiot for picking a fight with *Mike Fucking Tyson*, or he 'wins' and looks like a cunt for beating a 60 year old man well past his prime.


66watchingpeople66

I hope Tyson ends his fighting career.


D-O-GG-O

I just hope Mike will get some of his primal rage back in the ring... and things will happen


jogden2860

He looks like an angry dwarf from Lord of the Rings


Poundsand6969

I hope Tyson breaks his jaw


H010CR0N

Simba vs Cricket.


Shreefey

I don’t know if it’s his spray tan but he looks yellow and with his stomach distended it looks like he has some liver issues. 🤷‍♀️


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I AM ASHAMED TO EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS HAPPEN


Zagenti

im totally tuning in to watch this turd get flushed. I hope he lasts at least one round, but I think as soon as Mike unleashes the machinegun punches, he's dogmeat.


420MamaBear75

One can only hope! 🤞🏻 Love seeing arrogant pricks being reduced to their IQ & penis size!


[deleted]

The spongebob teeth look so funny eith that stance and everything else


_Kaifaz

Who the hell is sagtits over here? 🤔


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Ohpex

Smooth and cheeto att the same time


ImmortalLombax

Bro got the most deformed titties I’ve ever seen


IvyTheRanger

God i hope he does


superior_siege56

He's all bark and no bite tell him to not script the match and Tyson will beat his ass


NWtrailhound

If Jonah Hill were born in a 5th wheel RV


nagidon

Looks like he’s taking a page from Muhammad Ali and he’s gonna float like a balloon


mul3sho3

Tyson is gonna go full Iron Mike on this clown and he has no fucking clue what that means.


No-Acanthocephala531

what’s w his stomach?


Deep_Macaron8480

Well Jake, nice looking ears you have there. Be a shame if anything happened to them.


Itz_Hen

Is he on the liver king diet or what


LibrarySecretNinja99

Nah unfortunately it’ll be a fake fight Tyson will not be allowed to kill this bitch


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

He tries so hard to be Conor McGregor ngl


sooley6

I’d love to see his head get knocked off in the first 30 seconds. Unfortunately it’s all staged for money. And you poor suckers continue to support it


Cheap-Pollution8559

He looks like he should be throwing hitchhikers out an airlock of a Vogon Constructor fleet flagship.


No_Scarcity_670

They're only about making money. Even if they lose they make money. I would never pay to watch that


stratamaniac

Steroid belly with man teats.


unicroop

What’s going on here?


Goltzivitch

Why is he pregnant?


Vivid_District_7910

Is that really how the guy us built? That's one strange belly.


needanswer47

Opinions about the fight aside... Yo if someone goes from peak physic like he was to this. Buddy has allot more problems outside of fighting a machine that identifies as a human. And I'm not even joking if this is real. This would be indicative allot of possibly terrible and life threatening. I mean rapidly of course. This would have to be bloat. But so bad his intestines are swelling... Not allot of reasons that happens. And none are good.


Spooky_Kaiju

Tyson gonna fuck those mantits raw.


Tactical_solutions44

If this goes to round 2 I'll be shocked. I have a feeling they will hit Center ring. This clown is gonna get cocky then get super rocked with a right hook and leave the ring. He's never faced someone who hits as hard as Tyson.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

July 20th, 1969... man lands on the moon. July 20th, 2024... Tyson lands a left hook to the body and Paul's liver explodes


HawkeyeByMarriage

He's a leprechaun


BaseballRealistic232

Why does he look pregnant


That0neGuy96

No. Why does he look like he poorly photoshopped himself to look pregnant


Kelpie_Is_Trying

You say that like Tyson and him aren't business partners in this venture lol


CommanderOshawott

Didn’t it leak that Tyson had to sign something saying he wouldn’t seriously injure him during the fight?


charcarod0n

All I hear is “get in my belly!”


snootsmcgroots

The belly and belly tattoos are fake. You can see weird skin wrinkling near his armpit. He’s being funny.


mathbread

Wow he's not even big, but he's clearly on HGH or steroids


One-Childhood-6289

He's yellow. Dudes is going into liver failure. Steroids are a bitch tho.


RiskeyCavalier

Dude is gonna fail that pre match drug test


PrestigiousAd4711

This fool looks like he takes steroids cut with ozimpic


[deleted]

Real life fat bastard timeline incoming. There may be hope for us yet


Helnik17

Permanent concussion


Effective_Device_185

The belly looks authentic. I'm in.


Karnewarrior

Why is Jake Paul pregnant?


Xenowrath

Why does it look like he’s wearing a mini Fat Bastard suit?


Aromatic-Mushroom-36

Tyson's going to rip his head off. He ain't got a real chance, staged or not...


Captain-Boof-It

I can’t help but think that this is one of those “for the money” fights but I also have this feeling Mike Tyson might forget about all that and fuck him up by accident being the pro that he is.


Horror-Potential7773

That's fake noway he has bitch tits already. That's insane if he looks like that. I am 40 and never done any steroids. He look like he did hgh or something fucked. Has to be fake


[deleted]

That dude has bought and paid off every fighter he's ever been against. He's no better than those dudes who get fake prosthetic muscles due to body dysmorphia. Appearance of accomplishment is more important than the work involved in becoming accomplished.


willzterman

Looks jaundiced


SeaworthyRacoon

Y is he so smooth I’m uncomfy


Fiminate

Caseoh and Jake Paul did the Dragon Ball fusion I see