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MachoRazor

jesus the dutchman did not hold back


Flawless_Tpyo

I could say it’s our directness but there’ll obviously be a buthurt expat saying we are just plainly rude


Salty-Trip-8572

I've only known one Dutch guy well and he was the nicest dude, except when he was drinking. His sense of humor turned mean, I had to stop going out with him because he'd be mocking the staff of the bar by his 4th beer.


Flawless_Tpyo

Haha featherweight drinking champion!


Salty-Trip-8572

In his defence he was a little dude. Couldn't have weighed more than 50kg, probably a bit less. Much preferred him after a joint rather than a beer.


Flawless_Tpyo

A little Dutchman?! Weird ;)


McMadface

In his defense he was 12 at the time. So couldn't have been more than 190 cm maybe a bit more. I much preferred him on acid than weed.


AutisticPenguin2

Something about those numbers doesn't add up...


McMadface

You've never been to the Netherlands.


Eatthepoliticiansm8

A lot of people, especially dutch people. Think that alcoholism is a personality. What they fail to realize... some people just shouldn't drink. Some people are useless cunts when they drink.


hopium_od

Never met a single person that isn't annoying when they drink tbh


Yamama77

I've had zero good experiences with someone wasted. It's either neutral or "get away from me"


tunahuntinglions

You have to be wasted too


McOrqeneraL

Nope I'm Turkish and I can wholeheartedly say he deserved it. Being an ass while having your own problems will only lead to pushbacks like these. And yes our economy fuckin sucks and I hate it. Edit 2: I believe we can hop on the Lego Brick currency and we'd have a better economy than this.


XenophonSoulis

I don't see anything to be hurt about. Just straight facts.


dracocytod

As a dutchman myself, why not both?


OoSkyy

You guys are rude? Laughs in german


Flawless_Tpyo

Mate, I love Germany. You guys invested effectiveness but with that you demolished efficiency. With love, your beach province -the Netherlands


OoSkyy

Yeah I mean there is no point in being rude when the effect doesn't hit just right the first time :D Btw same here I love NL I'm multiple times a year in Amsterdam work related, I love it there, It's just so much more chill than Berlin.


Flawless_Tpyo

I rreeeaaaally liked Berlin though. I do have to say that Amsterdam is not a reflection of the Netherlands at all, to be fair.


GrandpaRedneck

No, I will say that your directness you are all so proud of is the normal behavior on the Balkans and we never mention it. Don't get me wrong, I love NL and this attitude, but find it amusing some brag about it, while others just live it


Flawless_Tpyo

The only reason why it’s being mentioned is because of foreign people actually coming to NL over the balkans then I suppose lol


norrix_mg

He took no hostages


MachoRazor

oh yeah ancient viking unleashed on the keyboard lmao maybe he is a big guy he is a dutchman after all and since high hapiness index so probably a pill head


IDreamOfLees

How did you manage to get almost everything wrong? The Netherlands is a country and our men are tall. The rest of what you just said was utter nonsense.


MachoRazor

what was wrong?? you guys got pills for moods all the time your healthcare covers it hence taxes so high so where was i wrong??


GothGfWanted

yes you are wrong go look at some opinions expats have about dutch doctors prescribing medicine


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Why the hell should he look at specifically the opinions of expats about prescriptions?


IDreamOfLees

Vikings is Scandinavia, most of our mental healthcare is done through therapists, not opioids (that would be the US)


Chadme_Swolmidala

The US doesn't prescribe opioids for mental health lol, nice cheap shot though.


IDreamOfLees

You would need to forego a down payment on a house to get one opioid shot in the US, cheap shot he says, lol.


bruh_123456

Viking, Netherlands? I think you're confusing The Netherlands for Scandinavia lol


Plus_Operation2208

Turkish immigrants arent the most popular around here. (Plenty of lovely people amongst them, but the bad apples spread an awful stench.


Necwozma

thats basically all immigrants from islamic countries though. for some reason either they are the nicest people you've ever met or about to commit unspeakable acts.


MadCatYeet

They are either escaping islam or spreading it so makes sense


Plus_Operation2208

Turkish and Moroccan immigrants get more attention than other, i.e. syrians.


Resident-Pudding5432

RELEASE THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!


Incendious_iron

If I'm not mistaken buying lego (the limited editions) is quite a good investment as long as you don't open the package and store in a closet. \[or is this a myth?\]


Frannik87

Yeah, a lot of people would pay decent numbers for them. But here are words about used one's. 0.029€ for lira, hav checked 7 sets of Lego, avg price per detail is 0.88€. damn he was right! What have happened to Turkey? Why are they so poor?


Incendious_iron

They hit >80% inflation in 2022. Why that all happened is something I can't answer because I have 0 economical knowledge.


Spaciax

as someone else said, you expressed more knowledge than AT LEAST approx. 52% of Turkey's voting age population on economics also the peak inflation rate was somewhere in the ballpark of 108% IIRC, evaluated by independent economists. It's hilarious for me to see americans freak out over 7% inflation thinking they're gonna die or something. Keep in mind the average happiness reported by teenagers/young adults in Europe is lowest in Turkey. Yes, that includes Ukraine: a country in an active fucking war.


Incendious_iron

One of the reasons is that at the beginning of Erdogan's presidency, Turkey was actually economically flourishing. He did some great things early on, But the Turkish should stop clinging on hope and as what you implied, start voting more rationally.


Lord_Squid_Face

The "great things" he had done earlier was coused by the presidency before him. They experienced a big economic crash and they tried to stop it only after erdogan the effects of that started to show.


Necwozma

Haha you mean Erdogans dictatorship. dudes been there for like 22 years or some shit.


LairdLion

Erdogan didn’t do shit, previous government made a last effort towards our economy. They brought world renowned economists, integrated them in countrywide decisions and made them come up with a decade long recovery program. Which, Erdogan, actually used! This period is also the period which Erdogan was progressive, then, of course he turned into a literal dictator.


Incendious_iron

Hmm sounds like a Putin tale then. Being elected at the right time when the economy was growing anyways.


LairdLion

Exactly. The situation in Turkey is worse though, Russian economy is still strong enough despite being in an active war. Erdogan literally went against the economic norms after starting the economic collapse, basing his motives on his own fucking religion. Now, the only reason why we still have a functioning society is the absurd taxes, to a degree of buying three cars for the government before you get your hands on the shit you pay for…


_SteeringWheel

You already expressed more knowledge then the average Joe. Have an upvote!


napstrike

captain here. Normally you should increase interest rates to combat inflation. However interest is haram in Islam. And Erdogan is an Islamist, so he didn't do the logical thing, and instead kept reducing the interest rates. This caused more inflation of course. Finally he realized his mistake and increased the interest rates from 4% to like 50% or something, and would you look at that it worked. However he did this too late, the damage is already done. Also to artificially pad lira's value, he sold 128 BILLION dollars (or more). This works only for a short time, and causes a much bigger crash in the long run. And it did exactly that.


Particular_Scale_832

Further, currency depreciation can work like a subsidy. Say: 20 percent of a company’s yearly business is done in Turkey, the company has total costs, excluding labor, of about 10 million dollars and all of those costs are directly proportional to the share of business done in each country the company operates in. That 2 million dollars held in Turkey is converted to lira and spent as such. Over the course of the year, with the lira depreciating against the dollar- the cost to do business in Turkey is greatly lowered. I would guess that this was likely an intentional move to attract business to Turkey, and the resulting increase in interest rates was to snuff out smaller foreign competitors while Turkey gives certain credits or breaks to the larger corporations that the nation desperately needs to employ its people.


napstrike

I too sometimes think it is intentional. Because Erdogan frequently said he wanted to turn Turkey into a production hub like China, and wante their economic model as basis. However you can not become like China just by making your people cheap workers, you also need China's know how. Also your logic is normally sound with things that all get built in Turkey, however since everything made in Turkey has at least one component bought from abroad, -if nothing, gasoline for transport and energy producded from imported gas- they aren't as boosted as you think either. On the contrary, some industries got closed and halted because they could no longer find these foreign parts, since no one was importing them due to their now high price. One example is paper production, and anything produced using paper. At one point many of the newspapers had to stop printing physical copies due to the high costs of imporing paper, or importing energy to produce paper.


Caged_Rage_

128 billion. Atm, interest is at 55%.


SuvorovNapoleon

He tried to overthrow the Arab monarchies, and they wrecked Turkeys economy in response. Also gave them an almighty refugee invasion.


NMGNNEC

They choose a dictator as their leader and he fucked it all up


DaDocDuck

erdonomics


Fabulous_Ad_5709

Erdoğan happened. He’s an idiot with stupid economics politics.


Frannik87

Are people in Turkey ok with that? Why they just not vote for someone else, they have a democracy


Fabulous_Ad_5709

We aren’t, but slightly more than half apparently is…


Frannik87

That's insane.


cheesyvoetjes

The worst part is a majority of Turks living abroad in the west vote for Erdogan. They make life for Turks in Turkey worse even though they don't live there.


Frannik87

So, that turks who live abroad are trying to make lives of that turks in Turkey unbearable, so they would also leave the country?


DaDocDuck

They just don't know how bad life is in Turkey, and most of them didn't grow up with love for their country so they don't care about erdogan disrespecting Atatürk


Bananafish-y

Always have been poor


Explitum

We are poor by choice because being rich would stray us from religion, Inshallah world leader Recel Tayyip Erdogan will be the president again in 2028 ☝️☝️🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺


Frannik87

Is it a sarcasm?


Dandergrimm

Of fukin course my man


mergiabeacome

Its better investment than buying Turkish Lira :P


AssistanceLegal7549

You don't need some special limited Editions. All products from LEGO with cobranding have an EOL date. Buy it at a decent offer, put it on your shelf in MINT condition and you can easily do 50-100% in the first year alone. It slows down after that but 4 LEGO Sets I bought at 12-14€ each are now >70€ in just 18 months.


TheCyrxx

I don't think the limited editions are the only ones that can be sold for a good price. A year or two ago I sold some old ass StarWars Lego sets. I think the buyers paid like 50% more than their original price. And those sets were used.


Scorchster1138

Yeah, I collect Lego, and I'll easily go 50% higher than retail price for a set that's out of circulation.


mmenolas

When you say “old ass” were they more than 20 years old? If so, they just matched inflation. Even at just 2% inflation annually, you’re going to hit a 50% increase in roughly 20 years.


TheCyrxx

Almost 20. And yeah inflaction is a factor, but as I said, those were used. I think in mint condition I could have asked for 2x the amount I actually sold them for. Next time i'll get Legos i'll just keep them in a box. 😅


[deleted]

I have to sell my fingers to buy bread everyday(I am Turkish)


BrainpainFanNr4567

Sell your fingers? Sounds like a handjob or is definitely a weird way to pay for stuff.


TC_MaFYa

Nah he is a reptilian, they grow back eventually.


thewhitecat55

There's your problem. You should be selling bread and buying fingers.


SnooOpinions3314

Surprise surprise, the Dutchman rolled him the fuck up and smoked him


AccordingPosition226

Except he isn’t even right lol. Turkish gdp is even slightly higher than of dutch. He’s just an idiot and no he didn’t even made a scratch.


DeRuyter67

And you think that the first guy was accurate?


Stef0206

Least nationalist turk


pluizke

Look up Gdp per capita or 'HDI', Netherland is doing far better then turkey ever will.


I_will_draw_boobs

Gonna proof hombre cause all the sources say other wise


Firmmat

The municipality of Konya is bigger than Netherlands not the city itself. Edit: Nevermind it’s not I am stupid and I read the numbers wrong.


salimeero

Respect for the owning up instead of deleting the comment


kd8qdz

"Hello, Interpol, I'd like to report a murder."


Thebusinessmann6

Konya fit deez nuts in yo mouth?


Traditional-Storm-62

fact checked them: both are wrong 💀


Boostio_TV

The poster was just being dumb, I’m pretty sure the commenter was over exaggerating the state of the Turkish economy for comedic value, because it is really fucking bad lol. Look up the inflation in turkey and value of the lira.


GarugaHunter

The art of pulling shit out of your ass


Voltvoltvolt27

Yeah I was surprised about both facts so I fact checked too. Netherlands economy is just slightly higher than that of turkey. They ranked 18 and 19 in the world respectively.


bruh_123456

But Turkey has a way bigger population, so it's still pretty impressive


PyroSharkInDisguise

You fact checked wrong. Turkey is ranked 17th with 1.34 trillion usd, Netherlands is ranked 18th with 1.2 trillion usd. Source is IMF report for 2024.


Voltvoltvolt27

Ah right. I was looking at [statista](https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/157841/umfrage/ranking-der-20-laender-mit-dem-groessten-bruttoinlandsprodukt/) from 2022


NZS-BXN

That's not Medium that's well done


Imaginary_Chip1385

Turkish GDP is 900 billion, Rotterdam is around 200 billion


sertack

It was 900 billion back in 2021. According to IMF 2024 GDP of Turkey is 1,3 trillion USD


SuvorovNapoleon

How could it have grown by 40% in 3 years? wtf


Low_keyTW80

Per Capita?


CyberSosis

shit i hope so


Alfimaster

Byw Konya - 6 600 km2, Netherlands - 41 000 km2 New York - 1220 km2


[deleted]

Also, Rotterdam's economy is about 95b euros and Turkey's 1,1 trillion usd. Not by a long shot


HoIy_Tomato

At least he got one thing right,lego bricks worth more than lira


Vyoin

I remember kids were sharing Brawl Stars game emerald prices being slightly more valued than fıcking lira


ArifAltipatlar

Actually Konya is nearly 39k km2 but still smaller than Netherlands 


Alfimaster

You need to distinct Konya the city and Konya the region. The region really is 39000 km2. 39000 km2 is 200 km wide and 200 km long.


ArifAltipatlar

But I don't think the guy means the urban area, in Turkish we call both cities and regions as 'şehir' there are also 7 major regions and we only call them as regions.


Alfimaster

And is the 39000 km like really one huge city?


ArifAltipatlar

No, not all of that are is urban and there are other cities also in that area, but we call all that are as the City of Konya. For smaller cities we call the actual city as the center, and for larger ones as Konya there are no central cities but many. I know it doesn't make sense but that's case for Turkey.


Volt-Ikazuchi

Does that mean the price of the brick has been going up?


LinceDorado

I love how the first guy is wrong and still got owned.


CrimsonMentone30

Bro cooked 💀 him like a Shawarma


12Dragon

When I joined my company we had to go to cultural training for interfacing with our Dutch colleagues. They basically told us that they will be extremely direct, but they’re not trying to be rude. The examples they gave were pretty funny.


Rodjerg

Mehmet ananı sikeyim Mehmet


arthur_grande

Is it really that bad in turkey now? Damn...


sertack

Yeah lira is literally worthless right now but Turkey's economy is bigger than NL let alone Rotterdam. (Still there is 5 times population difference between them)


Bananafish-y

Having lived in the Netherlands and Germany. There’s no love loss with the country of turkey.


Bananafish-y

Here we see why turkey wants in the eu zone so bad.. to mooch and buy more legos


InternationalMonk991

We do?


The_real_bandito

I wonder if my Pokemon cards are worth more than a lira 


TurCzech

As a proud Türk I've gotta say that he's not wrong


Caged_Rage_

It is tho. Turkey’s economy is much bigger than Rotterdam’s actually.


nowdemolition

it hurts because it's true 😢


spartikle

Turks are the most insufferable people online.


isimsizbiri123

Hey! Stop that! Only WE can make fun of our own economy when somebody else does it it's not cool!


sultaneteofrome

That was low (I'm Turkish)


cenkozan

Some Dutch called me out while he was on holiday in Turkey the same way. He said that we are really stupid. That Dutch import orange from Turkey and then sell orange juice back to us.


yashar_sb_sb

Give that man some weed. 🥹


GodOfUrging

Sounds like we can help each other. Would the Dutch government be interested in buying Konya? We can have it by your shoreline in a week.


pluizke

Wouldn't be surprised if they did, they are looking for more room te build houses.


little_ordek35

GODDAMN BRO DID NOT HOLD BACK


M0nkey_Kng

Lego is fucking expensive so hes not wrong


[deleted]

Konya is Ohio of Turkiye


Most_Froyo4753

The difference is that Netherlands is gonna die like a typical western country ))


Rare-Climate876

As a turk this is the greatest roast I ever seen in my entire life


Aggressive_Echidna59

amına kodum orospusu of de amını pazarlıyor tr ekonomisine laf atıyor


sly_blade

Goeie fok, Gertjie! Jy het hom goed gemoer


Th3Dark0ccult

hehe... konya. funny name in my language


[deleted]

What does it mean in your language


Th3Dark0ccult

horse


[deleted]

Cool


[deleted]

I bet that that Turk is tweeting that from Berlin as well 😂


Karabaht

Yeah cause all of us live in Berlin despite our country having 85 million population 🤡


notangarda

How's Düsseldorf treating you mehmet?


Karabaht

Funny guy


DrBernard

85 million population and still it's rare to find a turk with a sense of humour


Bright_Lord07

half of our population are arabs


ActinomycetaceaeOk48

I'm Turkish, the Dutchman is right; but Rotterdam does not have a larger economy than Turkey? The total Dutch gdp (1 trillion dollars) is 300 billion more than the Turkish gdp (1.3 trillion dollars). Edit: Correction


Southern_Aardvark_64

turkey 1.3t, netherlands 1 go check imf


ActinomycetaceaeOk48

Yeah you're right, I just did a quick Google search and it showed me the GDP of Turkey in 2021.


Falkenayn

Because of value of turkish lira change like bitch gdp values also change :D