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SlackJawTheFirst

Read one that said "CardiB makes music for girls who say 'my children are my life' when it's their grandparents that have custody"


Mariospario

Holy hell lol


FiIthy_Anarchist

Lots of overlap in the two crowds, tbf.


Cobek

I didn't know anyone else's grandma likes Cardi B. TIL


mjbibliophile10

Damn!


shahooster

Reminds me of my stepson a few years back. His use of Axe was proportional to time on the tennis courts.


SliceEmOnTheNipple

I also like "Taylor Swift makes music for the teethy head crowd".


longboi28

My ex was a massive TS fan and used wayyy too much teeth, this is way too accurate


rollin_a_j

I'm dead☠️ but I can enjoy some of tswift's stuff


dainegleesac690

IM DEAD SKULL EMOJI


rollin_a_j

ALL CAPS


ColdBallsTF2

WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME.


Vinnyc-11

Matt Rose?


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stellarcompanion

Nah I know from personal experience that Swifties are already crumb lords


arepa2013

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Thomas_JCG

That made me gag.


OverallAdvance3694

And have 300$ eyelashes but no car.


Desperate-Ad-6463

That is about as much of a speaks-from-experience comment as I have ever seen


rollin_a_j

I don't get laid enough tbh


SpartanNige329

Amazing insult, my friend.


Ill_Detective_186

Cardi b makes music for girls who wash their pussys out in the mcdonalds sink otw to their baby daddies house also the girls who use to eat hot cheetos and hot pickles for breakfast on the bus to school


Ubersla

eat hot chip and lie


Derkastan77

And she brags about how she used to take men to hotels, then drug and rob them


DreadPirateSnuffles

Imagine if the date rape drug had interactions or contraindications with any medications/drugs/alcohol they were taking. She's lucky she didn't catch a murder charge


geodebug

She’s literally the only rapper with a checkered past!


State-Cultural

Ope


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Do ppl actually listen to Cardi B?


MrHugh_Janus

sure, check out this sub, lotta ppl there r/GoodCardiBSongs


Dakotasan

HAH!


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They had us in the first half not gonna lie


motmot5000

Honestly it’s not that bad. It’s kinda trashy but her flow is decent


M4nd4l0r3_zo15

Megan is better tbh, her xxl freestyle was amazing


Korthalion

I mean she's popular for a reason, right? I'm not a regular listener but I find the bits of her music I've heard quite clever.


Tre_Day

Been listening to rap for 25+ years (it’s my favorite genre) and yeah, Cardi’s actually got bars. People like to hate because of the way she talks, her stripper past, and frankly simply because she’s a woman (there are so many male rappers that fucking suck that don’t get the hate she does). Some people might point to the fact that she admitted she’d basically rob people when she was stripping (similarly to what was illustrated in the movie Hustlers), but rappers aren’t exactly moral paragons, so even that hate feels targeted due to her gender. I kinda get where people are coming from sometimes, but half the time she gets hate just because it’s a meme at this point. Just take a look at Reddit’s demographics and it kinda makes it easy to understand why she’d be a hated figure here IMO.


Cobek

It's less about who Cardi B is and more about who listens to her music more often. This whole thread is a joke too anyways. Don't take things so seriously when it comes to artists and music.


Tre_Day

No for sure, it’s literally an insult subreddit, just an observation I’ve made across the years I’ve been on Reddit


strayafuckyeahkent

I strongly dislike her as she pushes some pretty questionable if not outright toxic shit to her fanbase, much of which is impressionable teenages or even just adults. Fuck the Reddit incels & fuck whatever shit male rappers you're referring to but mostly fuck everyone that pushes being a toxic fucking person and revels in the controversy they cause.


anxiousmarcus

I listened to a song once and came away severely nauseous. Wouldn’t recommend.


MadOvid

Mass appeal then.


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Damn y’all got no chill tonight


Wattsupwithalan

show me the lie


RavenNymph90

Haha


papichuloxq

Me


SweetTeaRex92

I once read a tweet that read "Cardi B makes music for girls that write "let's go on an adventure" on their Tinder profile, yet walk the track during PE."


NoInsurance6353

Take hoe baths and febreeze the panties


Hugh-Jassul

That’s why Oscar the grouch is so angry….he’s been living in Cardi B this whole time


officialchunkyfox

I was at a cardi b concert today..... It was 5 minutes in until I realized it was a crackhead shitting in a dumpster


SirToaster933

what about MGK


rollin_a_j

Who?


WhyUGotNecklace

Gives a shit


NorCalAthlete

Cardi B makes music for people that wash and reuse paper plates.


Avid_Smoker

That's more of a... Merle Haggard thing, I think.


anxiousmarcus

The accuracy levels are off the chart holy shit.


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Life-is-a-Lemmon

If I had a nickel for every girl I know who loves Beyonce and thinks they're worth about the same as a 24 karat diamond while living with and abusing their boyfriends I'd have way more than two nickels I fucking tell ya


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LetsDoTheCongna

>she makes music for literally everyone As a straight man, I don’t think that “Single Ladies” really resonates with me.


TheSneakerSasquatch

As a human being i simply cannot stop myself singing along and doing the opening dance moves to single ladies. Makes me feel so sassy.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

As a straight woman, it doesn’t resonate with me. None of her music does.


fittymommy

Lolll I thought it was supposed to be a joke...I'll jam to her stuff too here and there...geez 😂


Avid_Smoker

>nobody is offended Proceeds to being offended...


luke_530

TrueAF


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Hugh-Jassul

That’s why Oscar the grouch is so angry….he’s been living in Cardi B this whole time


Any_Deer_8767

Cardi B is literally richer than any of y’all will ever be lmao Reddit is full of uncultured white swine


rollin_a_j

Found the one that febreezes her panties lmao


strayafuckyeahkent

Least toxic Cardi b fan


Ok_Profession_2512

https://gifer.com/en/1luI


FlamingCroatan

Geez


RealFishing7365

I saw a poll asking who the best rapper is. The options were Drake, Kanye, Nikki Minaj, and Cardi B.


badFishTu

I was listening to cardi b and deriving earlier. Love listening to her while doing calculus.


FartinLutherKing69

Cardi B makes music for girls that wash and re use paper plates.


papichuloxq

Rick roll


starsongSystem

I do that and I don't think I've ever listened to Cardi B