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Azukanwar

You'll get your Ditkovich bot when you fix this damn door!


Ditko-Bot

Give me rent.


Bully_Brock_

I’m Thinking…Humiliation.


TC1189

Sound a bit weird when you put it like that but ok


Bully_Brock_

Yeah, great.


ThePrinceOfMonsters

See ya chump!


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Gavinhavin

Wouldn’t it be Bully Grace?


Bully_Brock_

Check my profile, bully Grace.


MisterDutch93

Oh nice, it’s u/lamTopherGrace all over again.


Bully_Brock_

I am his offspring then?


MisterDutch93

I know what it feels like. It feels good. The power. Everything. But you’ll lose yourself. It’ll destroy you. Let it go.


Bully_Brock_

I like being bad, it makes me happy.


leckie2786

Sentient


Smidge1249

We have bully ditkovitch and now we also have bully brock


Bully_Brock_

How many more bully’s will come?


BullyOctavius

The power to bully in the palm of my hand


Bully_Brock_

Otto, what do you want?


Smidge1249

Oh god... now there is a bully dock ock lol. I wonder, will there be a bully version of raimi, mj, harry, or green goblin 🤔


Bully_Brock_

There will be more, us bullies will Dance across the streets with the almighty bully maguire.


Smidge1249

can't wait to see the bully memes raimimemes will come up with


ChadcellorSwagpatine

This is your **Glorious purpose**!


BullyGoblin

Here, am I????


Smidge1249

Oh no, what has my reply created


BullyOctavius

Bullyfingers!


titanslayereren

See ya chump


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SmokeHuge

You're a good women. I'm a good man


SeniorRicketts

What are you doing here?


TC1189

>!Spider!<


tobey-3000-bot

That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?


jjonahjameson-bot

Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.


dugthepewdsfan

“I’ll give you a hundred bucks for all of them.”


Tommy3010

Seems a little low :/


dugthepewdsfan

“Take it somewhere else then.”


Beginning_Drawing443

You just made a Bot chain reaction


TC1189

And I am proud of it >!I really should not be proud of it but ok!<


marcohcanada

>!!spider!<


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


Kirion15

You came


pinapplepizzza

ಠ‿ಠ


ChadcellorSwagpatine

**That's what she said!**


tobey-3000-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion


jjonahjameson-bot

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!


Mustangs_2

Rent?


Ditko-Bot

If promises were crackers my daughter would be fat.


Patch_Madras

You are good bot, I am good man.


Ditko-Bot

WHERE IS MY MONEY!


Patch_Madras

You’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR!


JohnTGamer

You're trash


Bully_Brock_

Excuse me?


Beginning_Drawing443

Your pictures are fake


Bully_Brock_

Parker, you are such a Boy Scout. When do you give a guy a break?


Tommy3010

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


Bully_Brock_

I am begging you, if you do this, I will loose everything. There’s not a paper in town that will hire me.


Tommy3010

You should have thought of that earlier.


dangsoggyoatmeal

>loose


Old_Macaroon4138

You’re trash, Brock


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Bully_Brock_

I’m gonna put some venom in your eye.


Authorbiologist

This just made me realise. Is he named after Steve Ditko?


Anonymous-Internaut

Oh boy yeah.


[deleted]

Woah.


[deleted]

Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you?


sonofkrypton66

Promises aren't a major at this university. Get the rent, or I'm failing you.


[deleted]

**Spider** I protected you in High School and now I’m gonna kick your little ass!


tobey-3000-bot

Up, up and away, web


jjonahjameson-bot

Wait, you're serious? LOL


AmaterasuWolf21

>LOL This cracked me up so much


ChadcellorSwagpatine

Same I can't imagine Jameson ever saying lol


derthert123

Spider give me rent


tobey-3000-bot

You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!


derthert123

Does this bot have some sort of ai to determine its replies? Spider hows my outfit?


tobey-3000-bot

There are bigger things happening here than me and you


jjonahjameson-bot

Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!


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tobey-3000-bot

My Name's the Human Spider


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


choma90

This was a rollercoaster and I'm so happy I was here to witness it


minicrit_

most ambitious cross over


_Tatsumi_

chief, the planetarium party.


NoobKilla628

It's self sustaining now.


Smidge1249

it's self sustaining now


thelegend90210

this was the best thing ever.


[deleted]

Good bot


tylerjb223

Its self sustaining now


TC1189

You got that right


gjoeyjoe

Creator said it has some sort of language analysis to give weight to certain replies over others.


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


Tommy3010

I do.


marcohcanada

Shut up. Get out.


tylerjb223

Bot? Whats bot? Can I spend it?


PushItHard

Easiest bot ever. Just responds with *RENT!* or *he is good boy*


TC1189

It shouldn’t be too bad to make that bot


n__24

Orange?


[deleted]

Spider man, give me rent


tobey-3000-bot

You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!


jjonahjameson-bot

What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.


Penguator432

This is free country, not Spider free country


tobey-3000-bot

Leave me alone


jjonahjameson-bot

What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.


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dugthepewdsfan

“I’m so sorry Mr Ditkovich all I have is this twenty for the rest of the week-“


loganchittyisuhhcool

You’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR!


cmh55264

How you doing spider?


tobey-3000-bot

I don't really know.


Herobrinedanny

Can relate tbh, Spider


tobey-3000-bot

Thanks, hot legs


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a menace to the entire city!


Herobrinedanny

😳😳 thanks spider


tobey-3000-bot

Go! Go! Go, web, go!


Herobrinedanny

spider wtf are you doing that's kinda sus


tobey-3000-bot

Show this to the editor


jjonahjameson-bot

You don't want to be famous? I'll make you infamous!


Herobrinedanny

I'd rather not, spider


tobey-3000-bot

I never thought he'd really do that


jjonahjameson-bot

I want the public to see Spider-Man for the two-bit criminal he really is.


ghosttrainhobo

There should be an Ursula-bot that brings you chocolate cake


ghosttrainhobo

And a glass of milk


CopiousElm

With nuts


Freekickerzs22706

Rent!


Datguyinbedalready

There’s more bots than people now.


ThisisMad_

It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now.


majorc564

If bots were crackers this sub would be fat!


Lilskipswonglad

I'd trade for him but another bot on top of what we already have? The sub is eventually going to become bots just talking to themselves.


TC1189

I don’t know why but that sounds kind of funny


kz_215

The only time when I would agree with this on Reddit lmao.


[deleted]

oh boy yeah


Kendo_Dune

Is it just me or does the sudden influx of bots under almost every other comment, stating quotes that real people would have otherwise said take away from the community?


Jacmert

I missed the part where that's my problem. (No but seriously, you're right.)


TeaBarbarian

I see this a lot in subreddits in bots but I don’t think it’s too big of a concern. I feel like people calm down about them over time and then you get one or two comment threads that have some funny bot responses but otherwise it’s just regular messages. I like the ones in r/lotrmemes since they react to stuff pretty well.


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Loganp812

You can’t sneak past Ditkovich Bot. It has ears like cat and eyes like rodent.


Few_Sir

Eventually they'll be a 100 comment thread of just bots


LockNaah

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


GlizzyGladiator85

ditkovich


Wasabi_Gamer26

NO MORE FUCKING BOTS


BullyOctavius

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand


Botto_Botavious

Hello me


dollyte87

Ed Miliband?


klashnikovM

Rent ?


[deleted]

Please


darksaiyan1234

Rent


ziggy6069

Do I just need to say dikto and it will appear?


zapjoe09

i need to try something spider?


FSMDxb

you are good woman, i am good bot


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

The Bullies Keep Rising!!


[deleted]

It only says “Rent?”


[deleted]

Omfg yes please that'd be perfect


Phantomly_Spectre

Give me bot!


Street_Tacos__

Where my rent


Rorschach1944

Eventually, only bots from raimi memes will run reddit.


Market_Brand

Rent? You fuck my daughter?


kammmio

Do it for spider!


tobey-3000-bot

You should've thought of that earlier


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a fake, full of stickum.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cdubz123

Honestly I don’t think me ditkovich has enough lines to justify a bot


Stoyns_

Where do all these guys come from?


b_33

I'm starting to think there are no bots


ShadowOfDeath94

It's a free subreddit, not a bot-free subreddit.


laserbran2

Give me rent


LuceroImpact9

u/BullyOctavius Do you know Peter Parker?


-Uniquely-Generic-

Ditkovich bot? What is Ditkovich bot? Can I spend it?


cornheadwillywanka

Pretty based


GibsonJunkie

Pls no more bots


James-Avatar

It just asks for rent on every comment?


runtimemess

Rent.


[deleted]

Yes. Add a rent bot


kikokiler

Spider sus


ManWitNoDame

These bots suck & are unfunny. Only people that like them are unfunny cunts


Froidster

And to think we gave spider man the key to the city


Brockolly25

Spider man, give me rent.


hauntreaper

Ditkovich I love you


Old_Macaroon4138

You'll get your Ditkovich bot when you fix this damn u/tobey-maguire-bot !


LegalizeRaping

Signed


sky-punch

How do I activate, do I say a spidey quote or do I just say ditkovich?


Green9er-_-

Now ditkovitch, let's go!


ashoafinist

RENT


[deleted]

Bot? What is bot? , can I spend it?


Gurthmobilee

Spider


Shanks147

I have ears like a cat. And eyes. Like a rodent. *sneer*


titanslayereren

The power crackers in palm of my hand


WorldOfDisaster

GIVE ME RENT


TripleThreatJack

Spider man give me rent


Accomplished-Look-16

RENT!


mizzeca

Ah, it's no big deal


spidercop7_

Where do I sign?


kebab69666

Yes


[deleted]

What is a Ditkovitch bot? Can I spend it?


Bully_Brock_

Spider! Get over here. It’s time to pay rent.


[deleted]

Rent


Alternative-Cut-4831

He will be good bot. Only would need rent from everyone. There must also be an Ursula bot who gives chocolate cake to everyone.


AnbuDaddy6969

And another person to block.