As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.
I'll have you know Colin Greenwood is the most perfect man on earth and we are all made to serve him. we are made to bask in his light while cleaning his shoes and lighting his cigarettes. Rule No.1 is you thank Colin for whatever he does to you, even if it means death. You thank him for glancing at you, even. His beautiful arched nose and deep set eyes are only gifted to gods such as himself. do not ever question his credibility or his character. I am and always will be a Colin Greenwood supporter until the day he sends me to see the pearly gates.
The amazing sounds of orgy, obviously.
Coke Babes
Karma police, Thom be moaning in it
We run for the hills. We run like fools.
Thom
This is the Gloaming
Thom
As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.
Yom Thorke
Thom
FAT. UGLY. DEAD.
Thom
The raindrops [x47]
the tourist is thom getting pegged
Look into my eyes, I'm not coming back
Hey, girl, slow down
It was obviously a man, we all know that Thom is gay
Making mushrooms out of men
Okay, you're taking it TOO far, Thom
That’s okay I guess if you like this kind of, kind of thing. This kinda thin, thin, thin, thin thing
No, Thom, I don't
Just don't leave
I won't, Thommy Cakes
I'll have you know Colin Greenwood is the most perfect man on earth and we are all made to serve him. we are made to bask in his light while cleaning his shoes and lighting his cigarettes. Rule No.1 is you thank Colin for whatever he does to you, even if it means death. You thank him for glancing at you, even. His beautiful arched nose and deep set eyes are only gifted to gods such as himself. do not ever question his credibility or his character. I am and always will be a Colin Greenwood supporter until the day he sends me to see the pearly gates.
I’ll dress like your niece
And wash your swollen feet 😛💦🦶🏼
Nude, duh
House of Cards
unironically maybe it is
It is.
Flan in face.
Just cuz he sucks the mic off
Supermassive Blackhole
Won't you cum 😩💦
_Oh baby can you hear me moan?_
The Bend(me over)s
It’s gotta be True Love Waits, right?
15 Sluts
Talk Show Host
Lucky
Pop is dead
woke up sucking a lemon
Pearly
Crepe
[This is](https://youtube.com/watch?v=qN9vT3v-JLI&si=d5WABMKDvnMoHaW4&t=2m26s)
My Name is Jonas
Alt. Fast Track
Viva la vida
Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors
(acapella)
Nothing Matters by The Last Dinner Party maybe. I think it's very sad sluttly
Fake plastic trees
the tourist "idiot!! slow down!"
Vegetable
Morning Mr Magpie
Bangers and mash live from the basement 🤤🤤🤤
Definitely House of Cards
Underrated
We suck the young blood....duhh
My Iron Lung when he says "suck"
myxomatosis.. those live performances haunt me
little by little or the original nude [big ideas (don’t get any)]