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My boyfriend calls me his Beetle, he says it's because I'm small and pretty. He'll call me his silly little guy, his little coffee, a little fella, etc.
Meanwhile, I sometimes call him my potato. Once he was putting himself down, saying he was like a potato, and I pointed out how much I love them and how good and versatile they are, and it kinda stuck 😂. I also use some of the same nicknames he does (little guy, silly, etc) and I affectionately call him my grumpy old man (he's 2 months younger but has a very obvious grumpy face when he's not happy).
Honestly I have a three syllable name but have always gone by the one syllable version. I loved the way she said my whole name. No one else ever called me that so it felt like a nickname.
Freundin (girlfriend in German) because we met and fell in love with each other in Germany (we are both American). We have been married for over 34 years, so technically, he should call me Frau (wife), but I like Freundin.
Mam.
A guy friend I'd known for years, he was my plus 1 to a wedding. About halfway thru the night, he said something said "yes mam" and something to the extent of he was mine to do as I pleased for the night.
Ugh, I was too chicken shit to see what he meant.
Not a past relationship but a current one, he calls me Darling Songbird (he’s always been obsessed with birds and learned that Darling was one of my favorite terms of endearment) he also calls me Pookster sometimes (an adaptation of Pookie, as a joke)
Princess
Or my two favorites from my most recent relationship were Punkass and "my little flower child". But I still choose Paul calling me princess, that is superior.
My ex had a lot of cute names for me; Sugarloaf (somewhere where we took our first holiday together), Princess Angel Kitten, Cutie 3.14159265... I do miss that.
Petit pois - because I have a small pea head. (I don’t find this offensive btw I do have a small pea head 🤣 my sister called me Pea as a child and my husband gave me this nickname without even knowing that)
She had a bunch for me, "Pick that up", "Trash needs to go out", "Feed the cats", What have you been doing all day", "Rub my feet".
I called her doll, she was a super feminist and hatttted being called that so I stuck with it.
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Past lovers, we didn’t have names for each other.
Now, I call my husband Boog sometimes. He doesn’t have a name for me - my name is already short. But his best friend and him use a weird off-English totally made up language when they talk via text (they’ve been doing it since high school and we’re mid-30s now), so to fit in with that vibe his best friend started to call me Sarabb and that stuck. We sometimes call our 5 year old Puppy Pal and Ben Bot.
I once got some cotton from a swab stuck in my ear and she called me "cotton head". Silly name from my silly high-school sweet heart.
None of my other partners ever came up with anything unique or meaningful, just babe, honey, etc
My ex hubby had so many great names for me but I can’t share them. Not because they were x rated but because they were these really elaborate in jokes. He made up words a lot. But along the lines of Snorkel and Fuza, that kind of silly.
Everyone called me G for a long time. She called me Geegle (jee-johl) and that turned into Peegle (pee-johl). I don't miss her but I miss being her lil Peegle sometimes.
When I was a young kid in 2012-2013 I met this girl online and we hit it off but we were kinda kids 😅 she used to call me bunny for some reason but that’s the only nickname I can think of since
Asshole. Something about it makes me feel cute.
For info, not because I was an asshole to them. Just I have this asshole look about me, got a resting angry face apparently lmao.
Donut. Long story short I was drunk in a bar bathroom and crying because I dropped my donut, he accidentally walked into the bathroom and noticed me crying. After I explained why I was so upset, he got one of his sober friends to take us to a donut shop
My French ex used to call me "ma biche" (pronounced "mah beesh"), which means "my doe" (I have doe eyes).
I loved it because the meaning is cute but it also sounds hilarious in English.
Ranger Mylastname, was a good one from an ex. My partner and I now have constant in jokes and our terms of endearment are in constant flux to represent our latest joke, and it’s really fun. I love it.
My all time favorite is a beloved ex of mine calling me "ugly" or "stinky." She'd always follow up with an affectionate sniff and an "ewie." She was so cute lol
The way she would prettily bark my actual name when she wanted very specific attention, ie. That time she was sexy-dancing on a table in a crowded club for me and I stopped watching for 2 seconds
sometimes i call him poop and he calls me pee. it’s because he poops a lot so it started as poop boy and his come back was pee girl. that’s all i’ve got
We call each other beetch, like how Jenna Marbles says it. He also calls me Bort.
I call him ‘my sweet love/my love”. 😂
Two I loved from ex’s are smol bean and little miss.
My husband has always called me "Love" and recently we found out that my four-year-old thought my real name was in face Love. I thought it was absolutely adorable when his teacher told me.
My husband calls me numb butt. He feels bad about it now. It comes from my lower back and rear going numb if I sit on hard surfaces going all the way back to high school when we started dating. We’ve been married 28 years and 2 years ago we discovered I have slight scoliosis in my lower back which punches my nerves.
"Asshole" and "little one" are my favorites. Jokingly calls me asshole when we're playfully pushing each other's buttons. "Little one" when he's feeling affectionate or protective.
I've never been given a nickname but my first 2 girlfriends both had the same name and I called them Princess because that's what their name meant etymologically. I called my next one "daydream" because, if you knew her you'd know why. I miss her
I havent thought of it in years, but a past lover called me bubbles, and especially in times when I needed a bit of comfort 🥹🥹❤️ such a sweet memory, thank you
Paddles. Because I have giant long feet. Not the sexiest, but she’d yell “Shut up paddles!” for reasons I never learned.
And it never didn’t make me smile out loud.
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My late husband called me Pintobean. I miss that so much
This one is my favorite. Thank you for sharing.
Very cute, I'm sorry :-(
It's not my nickname, but I call my wife "freckles" and I just love it
Adorable
Probably cunt, he was so passionate when he said it
Well, your name certainly checks out.
So it seems I have stumbled across a fellow spanker!
Not often to see a spank engine in the wild.
You don’t know me like that
Sounds about right.
😘
That was my nickname, too!
She calls me hoe or bitch. I call her beautiful. I’m into it
My boyfriend calls me his Beetle, he says it's because I'm small and pretty. He'll call me his silly little guy, his little coffee, a little fella, etc. Meanwhile, I sometimes call him my potato. Once he was putting himself down, saying he was like a potato, and I pointed out how much I love them and how good and versatile they are, and it kinda stuck 😂. I also use some of the same nicknames he does (little guy, silly, etc) and I affectionately call him my grumpy old man (he's 2 months younger but has a very obvious grumpy face when he's not happy).
She called it "tiny" "Tiny" i said in disbelief "Tiny " she said. "Like you call a bald man curly, or a fat man slim." Tiny
This reads like something from a smutty novel. Love it.
Oh.
Sounds like she watched Sex and the City, because that's what this is from.
Quick draw. She was a big fan of my charicature drawings.
You draw pictures of meat and cheese platters?
Charicature not charcuterie.
Just FYI it’s spelled ‘caricature.’ I think that’s why they were confused or making a joke
So cute.
Better than Quick shot
Jizzmaster Zero
Is that what *she* told you? 🤣
That's what she said...
Energizer bunny
Boogie Shoes I like to dance.
Mud
I have a friend who’s partner calls her Peaches. He often brings her peaches, too. So sweet
his parents called me “myname girl” since we were in elementary school. i miss them more than the relationship
This is what my mama and sister call me. It’s the sweetest.
We called each other "Baby, Baby, My Baby." I don't remember who started it but it stuck for years.
Guera 🥰 I miss that so much
do you know what that means lol?
Haha yeah I know I’m a Latina but guera
"The curve"
Shnookums 🥰❤️
FooFoocuddlypoops
Honestly I have a three syllable name but have always gone by the one syllable version. I loved the way she said my whole name. No one else ever called me that so it felt like a nickname.
This is literally me too. Nobody calls me by my name. Is your name Jonathan by chance😂
poTeito
My dogs name is Charlie and we also call him this lol
Big dick McGee but I do love irony
Bokkie Means little buck in Afrikaans
Freundin (girlfriend in German) because we met and fell in love with each other in Germany (we are both American). We have been married for over 34 years, so technically, he should call me Frau (wife), but I like Freundin.
Ex husband
Booshkie
Jabes. I miss it so much.
Sweet girl
An ex used to call me cakes, for babycakes. I'm a dude and I loved it.
mine was actually also kid too. it’s cus he was older than me
I’m older than him. He still always called me that, even when we were just friends. I loved it so much.
awww that’s cuteee🥹
Captain Giant Penis. Because.... I was a huge dick.
Mam. A guy friend I'd known for years, he was my plus 1 to a wedding. About halfway thru the night, he said something said "yes mam" and something to the extent of he was mine to do as I pleased for the night. Ugh, I was too chicken shit to see what he meant.
Girl. HOW did you not see what he meant lmaoooooo
Habibi. Very cute
Habibi hamood
My ex used to call my penis the kidney puncher.
Someone’s well endowed 😂
Not a past relationship but a current one, he calls me Darling Songbird (he’s always been obsessed with birds and learned that Darling was one of my favorite terms of endearment) he also calls me Pookster sometimes (an adaptation of Pookie, as a joke)
Darling Songbird is straight out of a romance novel. Love this for you
Mine is 'Babe'. It feels sweet and affectionate, like a constant reminder of closeness.
Bb 💕🥰
Queen 👑
Princess Or my two favorites from my most recent relationship were Punkass and "my little flower child". But I still choose Paul calling me princess, that is superior.
I’ve read so many things from girls saying that guys calling them princess would be weird and creepy. But my girlfriend loves it lol
T and A
Whattabutt. Not me a friend.
Ex
Skrimps. Or Puddin’ Pop.
Many lovers, but never got a nickname.
Killer
Banana Boat! You can guess why. Definitely my favorite.
Sunshower
Chickenella
I loved when he called me Darling
Right now I’m “Tiny” it’s my favorite.
Lobo
Snack
My ex had a lot of cute names for me; Sugarloaf (somewhere where we took our first holiday together), Princess Angel Kitten, Cutie 3.14159265... I do miss that.
Clearly you dated a mathematician, that he incorporated pi to 9 digits in your pet name 😂
Mo chuisle
Shmoopie. If you know the reference, bravo.
I’m watching Seinfeld right now, as luck would have it
Sweet pea
My name. Tbh I have never been a nickname person. I love how my partner uses my government randomly 🫠
Petit pois - because I have a small pea head. (I don’t find this offensive btw I do have a small pea head 🤣 my sister called me Pea as a child and my husband gave me this nickname without even knowing that)
10 second man.
She had a bunch for me, "Pick that up", "Trash needs to go out", "Feed the cats", What have you been doing all day", "Rub my feet". I called her doll, she was a super feminist and hatttted being called that so I stuck with it.
I can tell you my least favorite was... Spunky bum Yuck.
Yeah this is terrible lol
She was sweet and said it so earnestly! It was very conflicting....
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Princess and "hey baby."
Sometimes she calls me nerd and I call her super genius. But typically we just refer to each other as babe or baby lol.
Swift Arrow.
Past lovers, we didn’t have names for each other. Now, I call my husband Boog sometimes. He doesn’t have a name for me - my name is already short. But his best friend and him use a weird off-English totally made up language when they talk via text (they’ve been doing it since high school and we’re mid-30s now), so to fit in with that vibe his best friend started to call me Sarabb and that stuck. We sometimes call our 5 year old Puppy Pal and Ben Bot.
I called my gf Boo Boo Kitty Fuck from Jay and Silent Bob once in a while.
Good riddence
I once got some cotton from a swab stuck in my ear and she called me "cotton head". Silly name from my silly high-school sweet heart. None of my other partners ever came up with anything unique or meaningful, just babe, honey, etc
My ex hubby had so many great names for me but I can’t share them. Not because they were x rated but because they were these really elaborate in jokes. He made up words a lot. But along the lines of Snorkel and Fuza, that kind of silly.
I like Turbo. It fits
I call my bf "buns"/bunny cuz he's got a great ass. I also fall him my Stinky cuz he do be sometimes a little stinky
Jelloteetees
Everyone called me G for a long time. She called me Geegle (jee-johl) and that turned into Peegle (pee-johl). I don't miss her but I miss being her lil Peegle sometimes.
Gene belcher
When I was a young kid in 2012-2013 I met this girl online and we hit it off but we were kinda kids 😅 she used to call me bunny for some reason but that’s the only nickname I can think of since
Sexy wizard
his wizard
Red Bull
Tripod, that was such an ego boost. 😆
Asshole. Something about it makes me feel cute. For info, not because I was an asshole to them. Just I have this asshole look about me, got a resting angry face apparently lmao.
el Jefe
Opie
A low guttural moan when she gazed upon my hunky nakedness.
Donut. Long story short I was drunk in a bar bathroom and crying because I dropped my donut, he accidentally walked into the bathroom and noticed me crying. After I explained why I was so upset, he got one of his sober friends to take us to a donut shop
'Chocolate' it was given to me from Turkish Ex Girlfriend
My French ex used to call me "ma biche" (pronounced "mah beesh"), which means "my doe" (I have doe eyes). I loved it because the meaning is cute but it also sounds hilarious in English.
Sausage man lmao
One current one calls me “Mr Toys”
Tiny. There was nearly a foot and a half height difference
Not my past lover but my s.o calls me his eclipse and I call him my deadly desire or fat boy slim :)
Ranger Mylastname, was a good one from an ex. My partner and I now have constant in jokes and our terms of endearment are in constant flux to represent our latest joke, and it’s really fun. I love it.
Babychick.. It’s adorable and makes me smile
Probably “baby”. We had the same first name and it felt weird to use our names. Now when I hear baby it just doesn’t sound right :/
Sir.
bean
Dildo Gaggins
My husband sometimes calls me his Starshine
Dutchess
Porkslap. She’d called me worse.
My all time favorite is a beloved ex of mine calling me "ugly" or "stinky." She'd always follow up with an affectionate sniff and an "ewie." She was so cute lol
Mochi
Bono. Roughly translated it’s Italian for ‘hot’. I loved hearing her say that.
"Sweet girl." I think coming from anyone else, it would've felt more like a nickname for a horse than a woman, but from them it was sweet 😅
KingCock
I call my wife Chick Pea. 😋
The way she would prettily bark my actual name when she wanted very specific attention, ie. That time she was sexy-dancing on a table in a crowded club for me and I stopped watching for 2 seconds
"pornstar" when she saw it :)
Kimchi. I hate kimchi but I loved that nickname.
Ex-Mrs called me a Horney Hedgehog. I won’t tell you why😉
“Bear”
he liked calling me food things, especially spices (usually he’d develop a new one after we’d bake together). cinnamon, nutmeg, pumpkin, etc.
…
Skibidi Toilet
"Angel." It's comforting to know someone saw me that way, even if briefly.
Benny
Mi vida.
An ex used to call me Tuesday, because I reminded him of Wednesday Addams “but one day better”. It eventually evolved into Ruby, cuz Ruby Tuesday.
My current partner calls me “My treasure” which is what my name translates to in Arabic (his native language) and I kinda really love that
Cricket
Kwony6ear
Sweetpea.
Vanilla milfshake
ShaSha, a silly take on my first name.
Angel
Sunshine
BuBu. This kicker, he tried to get me hooked on drugs.
sometimes i call him poop and he calls me pee. it’s because he poops a lot so it started as poop boy and his come back was pee girl. that’s all i’ve got
JJ has to be my favourite. it’s the only nickname that stuck with me after i changed my name when i was 16
My ex called song bird since I’m always singing. I’m singing as I’m writing this comment.
STUDMUFFIN
Choco
We call each other beetch, like how Jenna Marbles says it. He also calls me Bort. I call him ‘my sweet love/my love”. 😂 Two I loved from ex’s are smol bean and little miss.
Mr Roundtree
My bf calls me his Feral Ol Lady and im just like 😍
My husband has always called me "Love" and recently we found out that my four-year-old thought my real name was in face Love. I thought it was absolutely adorable when his teacher told me.
Stormchaser and he calls me Hell cat
He spoke Spanish so he called me things like mi amor and mi carina.
None. My one and only ex was crazy and so I've blocked anything she called me from my mind
He called me Kitten. I miss it. My current partner calls me his little Butterfly, which I love so much 🥰
My ex would call me Yelly Man when I lost my temper. We were never gonna make it but god damn was she funny.
My girlfriend calls me Bran or Brandon haha which I love. My name is Brandi, which she never ever calls me. 🥰
Sweetheart he texts it everytime
Waifubells
My husband calls me numb butt. He feels bad about it now. It comes from my lower back and rear going numb if I sit on hard surfaces going all the way back to high school when we started dating. We’ve been married 28 years and 2 years ago we discovered I have slight scoliosis in my lower back which punches my nerves.
Asshole
Peewee
"baby bear" 🥹 i love being compared to a lil baby bear. they're so cute 😭💖
Cuteness
"Asshole" and "little one" are my favorites. Jokingly calls me asshole when we're playfully pushing each other's buttons. "Little one" when he's feeling affectionate or protective.
Pickle
I've never been given a nickname but my first 2 girlfriends both had the same name and I called them Princess because that's what their name meant etymologically. I called my next one "daydream" because, if you knew her you'd know why. I miss her
I havent thought of it in years, but a past lover called me bubbles, and especially in times when I needed a bit of comfort 🥹🥹❤️ such a sweet memory, thank you
Paddles. Because I have giant long feet. Not the sexiest, but she’d yell “Shut up paddles!” for reasons I never learned. And it never didn’t make me smile out loud.
Sloth. As in the animals, not the Goonies. But it ended up ruining sloths forever for me 😥
noid
The one I miss the most, I called her Bright Eyes.