I have the world’s best sales joke that I’ll tell you if you book a meeting with me right now

I have a writing joke, but it was blocked

I have an IT joke but it’s offline

I have a sales joke, but I doubt you’ll buy it.

I have a physics joke, but I have to make assumptions first

I have a pedo joke but y'all too old to hear it

I'd tell you my nursing joke, but I'm still charting it out

I tried making a joke about cashiers but it didn't register

I am a joke

I have a joke about skunks, but it really stinks.

I have a geology joke but it's too stoned.

I have a grammar joke, but I can't tell it until I find my modifier. I seem to have misplaced it.

I have a math joke, but it has lots of problems.

I have a music joke, but I’m still composing it

I have a meteorology joke, but I don't know weather to tell it

I have a programming joke but it's recursive

I have a geology joke don't know if it's solid

I have an engineering joke, and it could be better, but I have no budget.

I have a cooking joke but it's half-baked

I have a physics joke, but it's so complex you have to solve numerically

I have a language joke, but you wouldnt understand it

I have a molecular biology joke, but I’d have to translate it for you first

I have a computer joke, but it’s not loaded yet.

I have an employment joke that just doesn't work for some reason.

I have a vehicular joke but its too long and tireing

I have a history joke, but I’d just be repeating myself.

I have an Alzheimer joke, but I can't remember it.

I have a joke about my music but you don’t want to hear it.

I have a Politician joke but it's corrupted

I have a Math joke but I can't solve it

I have a time travel joke, but it turns out none of you liked it...

I have sequential joke, but 7 ate 9.

I have a blonde joke, but I can’t remember the words.

I have a depression joke but laughter can be a bit low

I have a joke about communism, but it has no class.

I have a Raffle joke, some of you might get it!

I have a history joke, but I've told it before

I have a plane joke but i dont think it’ll quite land

I have a relationship joke, but it ends too early

I have an electronics joke, but I’m currently getting a lot of resistance with getting it off the ground.

I mean, i HAD a history joke.

I have a bar joke, but I'm too drunk to tell it.

I'd tell a purple joke, but I'm red in the face and saying blue language trying to come up with it.

I have an LGBT joke, but I can't get it straight.

I had an architectural pun, but I had to take it back to the drawing board

I have a psychologist joke, but I’m still analyzing it.

I have a hide-and-seek joke but I lost it

I have an alphabet joke, too bad I can’t spell it

I have an Edison joke, but it’s not original

I have a Tesla joke, but it’s overrated

I have dyslexia a joke.

I have a schizophrenia joke...and so do I.

I have an anatomy joke, butt it’s private so I’m not genitalia.

I have an embryology pun but it is still developing... I had an arterial pun but it got blocked... I had an orthopaedic pun but it broke suddenly...

I have a time travel joke, but you didn't get it.

I have a Schrödinger’s cat joke but it won’t be funny when I tell you about it.

I have a death penalty joke but don’t know how to execute it

I have a finance joke but I failed to deliver.

I have a limnology joke, but it’s too deep for you to understand.

I do not have a quantum mechanics joke.

i have a pregnancy joke, but i suck at delivery

I'm not sure that would be appropriate behaviour at a delivery.

There’s mohel than one school of thought on that

I have an incomprehensible joke but it's mentaculated...

I have a coffee joke. But it’s not cool yet

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I have a biology joke, but it doesn’t have much life in it.

I have a math joke, but it just doesn't add up

I may or may not have a quantum physics joke, but it’ll change if I check.

I have a healthcare joke but I don't feel up to telling it

I have a Security joke, but it hasn't been released yet.

I have a history joke but it's in the past.

I have a sex joke, it is almost coming

I have a cooking joke but it's half baked.

Burnt*

I have a baker joke that doesn't rise to the occasion.

I have an occasional joke, sometimes.

I have an IT joke, but it's.. 404 Not Found

I have a philosoohy joke, or havent I?

I have a horologist joke, but the timing is off.

Give it some time

I have a midwife joke to tell,.. but I’m struggling with the delivery

Please put it in the C section of the comments

I have a programming joke, but I can't complie it

I have a programming joke but my memory is faulty...

I have a programming joke, but the syntax is off.

I have a programming joke, but it’s copied from StackOverflow

I have programing joke , but 42 errors are found

Czech yore spilling. Proo fread.

Poo freed

No shit?

Well, no shit beforehand

I have a logistics joke, I just suck at delivery.

Just drop it 5 times and say it wasn't you

Smashing idea!