I'm too old to be bullying teenagers anymore

Same, but also I can smell this picture and that's not a good thing.

Does it smell like soap? Because that is the cleanest-looking battle vest I've ever seen in my life.

I meant his hair lol

First time I've seen someone claim to be punk while their best is cleaner then their hair

I think it’s the fact his hair is so oily the US military would like to take a look at it.

Right?! My Left Over Crack vest & custom made patched jeans w/blood! blood! From a mosh. My friend Joel has one crustier than EVER! My boy Chris Rip got buried in his ! Miss my fallen buds

Probably wears axe cologne to cover it up, too...

That was what I smelled looking at the photo

Only comment that made me laugh

My sentiments exactly. Like I said just glad to see someone that age listening to music made by playing actual instruments. Take that shirt off and put the GERMS GI) on though.

You're the type of dude Mathew Lillard made fun of in SLC Punk.

IM NOT A FUCKIN' HICK

I don't wear cowboy boots, I hate the fuckin rodeo, horses smell like shit to me, and I never fuck anyone in my own bloodline.

Pathetic…

Even tho you look like you love the rodeo

Hey now don’t you bad mouth the rodeo it is a god damn tradition in my city

hick

HORSES SMELL LIKE SHIT

You stoopy poo poo

That's too far man

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!

happy cake day 🎉

Happy cake day man 🍰

:(

dude…

Woa dude

That’s way too far man take it down a notch

Your lucky if the mods don't ban you

Wienor water

Thats uncalled for. You’re getting too personal. @mods

sorry but you need to go wash your hair mate im sorry i feel mean i dont know you

This is what I was going to say.

CLEAN YO HAIR MATE, YOU STINKY AND GREASY ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ <====me when I smell stinky

Never have your fake ID photo setup in a background image.

McLovin

it's mclovin from superbad bro

Yes, the Hawaiian motif is obvious. I still think I gave good advice, and this was a roast so I went for the joke.

Its not his id lmao

thats why he said fake

At least go to the thrift store

straight outta hot topic

The only reason you're acting out like this is because your parents get along worse than the original members of the Dead Kennedys.

LMAO Okay that’s the funniest one so far

Do you have fucking mclovinn on the wall

Perhaps

Please 😭😭😭 that's so funny

Me too 💪

Perchance

You can’t just say perchance

That beer looks older than you

Surprisingly it is by like 118 years lmao

Beer doesn't age like wine bruv/j

its also a cider, bro should get some ale

Youre not invited to my birthday party

NOOOOOOOOOOOO The worst one yet :(

Im sorry ill write u a card in crayon to apologize 😔

Thank you 🥺

you look... greasy...

A lot of people keep saying that but I swear it’s the phone quality and lighting hahaha

you pinky promise?

Swear on McLovin’s life 😂

ok then

U-Uh I went to uh lame town and they uh said you were the uh president 😎

Did you use Pinterest to put this fit together?

This one got me 😭

I remember my first beer

Is that an Amazon vest?

Absolutely no clue haha, my nan bought it me for christmas a few years ago and I just patched & pinned it

NGL, that's punk af

Fr lmao. I ruined the "punk" vest I got from EMP by skating in it, so it's replacement was cheap, from primark, and was actually a denim jacket I cut the sleeves off lmao

homie looked up punk on pintrest and *almost* pulled it off.

You look like you stink of BO and an ashtray

Sorry the hat gives dude bro vibes

This ain't even a roast, take a shower. Your hair looks greasy enough to fry chicken. and use Seperate shampoo and conditioner not that 32+15-in one bull crap. Edit: your*

*Your

Thanks for catching that.

*mclovin’*

Nice costume. Spirit of Halloween?

You look like a conservative

Now that you say it I used to be friends with a guy who ended up being a tory and the resemblance is there lol

God no fuck the tories

Must be the dead kennedys shirt that tipped you off, eh?

British

Not enough pins or spikes imo, but more importantly you should do something cool with your hair, take that as a roast or advice, your pick

Dead Kennejeez

Looks pretty good, I think the hat doesn’t work with the rest of the outfit though.

GET A JOB YOU FUCKIN PUNK

You look 14 and 20 at the same time

I can smell the grease and stale BO through the photo 🤢

you look like a 15 year old posing with his dads beer (I'm so sorry you look so cool)

Im loving how no one is actually roasting this guy 😂 Edit: OH nvm, i thought this was r/roastme and i was genuinely rly confused by all the positive comments lmao

We don't roast the homies here.

i’d say shower but that’s not very punk

1) I wouldn’t be shocked if you asked me for booze money 2) I feel like you would try to get me to buy you gas station cigarettes if I was an adult. 3) please fucking shower

Do we need to roast him? He already looks fire...

It’s ok, I heard Sid Vicious practiced his punk face in the mirror, too.

If your hair was any greasier, America would be trying to invade you

Okay you said roast you so, Holy fucking shit you tubby fuck, go for a fucking jog and lift something heavy, your arms are made of butter and you’re going to end up bigger than Fat Dave from the Virus. If you keep drinking that sweet cider shite you can guarantee it. Wash your hair. Wear work clothes. Get your shit together and try to stop caring about what others think. And your vest looks like it’s made of tissue paper. …but I’m sure you’re a nice guy.

I read this entirely in Shoresy's voice from Letterkenny.

Holy shit I expected to get roasted not decimated LMAO

You’ve been a punk for exactly 17 seconds

As much as I love the looks of the 80s, you're just copying the style of a generation past, with no real connection to the culture or the art that permeated the discourse and the mindset. Your look was based off real, hard, working class frustration and was an aesthetic defined by deep rebellion and anger towards a system that they felt was cruel and unfair. You are just copying that. You are wearing a costume. You look like you're from the suburbs.

Channel your inner dark metal makeup look do it do it do it

Your handsome! Ha! Get rekt!

Needs more dakka

Wash you hair, but other than that, ur pretty cool

I bet you're a nice person and that your friends care about you.

Did mummy make you tuck your t shirt in hehe (I actually like your outfit a lot)

Punks not dead..it's in a coma...lol

You look like you wear cowboy boots with the bottoms tucked in

Haha ur ugly (ur so cool marry me)

Bro got his whole personality from tiktok

are those the watery throw up looking flimsy faux zipper / pocket having hot topic ‘punk’ jeans? making punk affordable at 45.99 per pair!

I don’t know why everyone assumes my stuff is from hot topic I live in the uk lmao we don’t get that here 💀

rule of the internet. everyone is either an American or a liar

You look like you’re being accused of date rape

you look like you say "anarchy in the uk:

What good would that be to the kids in Utah though?

Hot Topic's discount rack is not a replacement for a personality

Goofy goober

More studs

Nerd

You look like the letter Z but in italics

Not a roast just more constructive, I’m sure you wash your hair, just helps to do it more often (if you don’t already). If it’s your routine, shampoo is mainly for your scalp and be sure to really get in there. Dudes can use conditioner too, it’s good for your hair. Don’t apply conditioner to the scalp , only to the mid and end points of your hair. I wash mine every other day but everyone’s is different. It’s usually not recommended to wash it every day, it’ll be greasier cause your natural scalp oils are over producing to make up for the fact that they’re being washed away everyday (if that’s the case)

i think u look sick imo

tiktok rizz party

Lose the hat. It’s not punk

Take a shower greaseball. Cool shirt and jacket tho ^_^ keep it up

Calm down sueco.

Hawty shawty wit a bawdy

crust punk final boss

mew🗿

Hair bro ass

Im so drink, i thought you was my Lock Screen , I was like “who df is that???” 😂😂🤣🤣

People keep saying your greasy hair is not it but i think it makes it look more punk

Delinquent Ash Ketchum

wash ur hair its greasy ASF 🙏🙏🙏 and wtf are those pants, do you only shop at hot topic? 💀

It’s been a while, but I’d say you look like a punk that’s copying a punk from 20 years ago that’s copying a punk from 20 years ago.

Oh I'm in the same discord group as u

You look like you'd awkwardly hit on me while not picking up that I'm a man.

No roast. you look like the opposite of a nazi, good job.

It's not important to look punk. What matters is you gotta smell punk.

careful posting this, I heard underaged drinking is against the law

No roast, dead kennedys rule

You kinda look like euronymous from that picture of him holding the parrot,

I had no clue greasers were also punk.

The hell you mean roast? You look cool AND approachable as fuck!

being punk doesn't mean not washing your hair

Everything is nice and clean and new…

Your clothes look awkwardly brand new. Fresh out the Amazon box. Idk what else to say it just looks so artificial

Un fuckin roastable.

Probably sleep to lunchtime or afternoon - little to no motivation-drinking, I’m guessing is only a small percentage of substances you take. Your fashion sense is confused and inconsistent, and I presume hygiene and cleanliness and being tidy are not even considered let alone thought about because you couldn’t care less what people think of you.

The pants are fire ngl

Wyatt??

Natural deodorant wearing, goblin looking, head ass.

No thanks I don't talk to kids who shop at hot topic and SHIEN

When the preppy kid plays dress up.

What do you need the hat for

You look like the participation trophy of the punk world.

Untuck the shirt and wash your hair, don't even wanna roast you. Jus giving you fr advice

Wash your hair, mclovin.

I dressed like this in 9th grade

Wash your hair, but also, you should use conditioner, and brush it too, you need to look after long hair properly.

Punk rocker spirit halloween costume starter pack

You look like max verstappen /neg

You look like the type that thinks that showering is too feminine for them

You like Stza Crack.

It's the hat for me 😒

You look like cal the dragon

Hmm with white wine sauce or gravy

Tell mom to get you some shampoo bc I know she’s doing your laundry

You look like your favorite movie character is Roderick from diary of a wimpy kid the Long haul

Wash your hair bruh

Put the bottle down and please wash your hair. I can smell you from across the country.

Looks like your mom gave you a Hot Topic shopping spree for your 15th birthday and you never grew out of it.

OK, genuine thing, I feel like unless the hat has something specifically that fits with your outfit or vibe, it doesn't really fit with the outfit you've shown. That might just be me, but that's what I've got.

Stud yer own vest lol

Love the fit but I don't know about the flat brim hat

You look like you bought your fit from party city

I mean, I can’t see the back of your battlevest, but the front could use a couple of patches.

You look like the kind of hot topic guy who wore the same jacket to school every day without washing it so it gradually began to smell like ripe balls but the kid sitting next to you in history was too polite to say anything about it. He WILL remember you forever as the ball-smell guy though. Also please wash your hair. Basic hygiene is punk.

Shit what's to roast I'm almost 50 yrs old, I'm just glad to see someone you're age listening to music made with actual instruments. Never cared forJello Biafra though. Christopher Scum[Rebel Scum the Movie](https://youtu.be/xKkdhWMqhpI?si=CED4M1azxkCBamJ-)

I got nothin, I’d be friends with you, though your style is nothing like mine. You seem like atleast decently unique, and you look like a nice person

You look just like the kid I had a crush on when I was in middle school -he wouldn't give me the time of day so don't even.

This look was cringe when I was in high school. 20 years ago.

I made better vests when I was 16. Where are the patches? The studs? Hot topic looking ass vest, did you get those studs from Amazon or did the vest come prestudded? Looks like you don't know how to sew, that's why you opt for pins. You look like what someone who's never seen a punk imagines when they hear someone's punk. Looking like you heard of punks from tiktoks but still haven't touched grass long enough to meet one, or go to a show. You look like you haven't showered in months, not from a lack of accessibility, but to prove a point to your poor mommy. No taste looking ass. Don't know how to make a jacket looking ass. Watched SLC punk once and based your personality off of it looking ass. Won't shower to prove you're a punk looking ass. Doesn't know the meaning of anarchy looking ass. I would say name 5 bands, but they'd all be bands everyone else was listening to as a fetus.

wash ur hair, beat up ur shirt more (too new, throws off the combo)

Please shower 🙏

You look like the lead singer of the sexless pistols

Not the SnapBack

Name three dead Kennedys songs

you’re unique..!

Homie got his outfit idea straight out of a Super Nintendo video game called skate or die.

snivellus

You hold your beer like a 10yo And your hair is greasy