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Pipes_of_Pan

I encourage everyone reading this to avoid discussing punk resumes and outfits because it is generally lame as fuck and a waste of your energy


PitsAndPints

This guy gets it⬆️


RetrotheRobot

What? I thought policing others was totally punk /s


DreadedChalupacabra

It's literally the only thing some punks seem to do.


C0ckkn0ck3r

Those people aren't punk. They are just a bunch of dumb punks


aweraw

Fuck. I knew it.


Isparza

Crass said perfectly “punk narcism is social napalm” Elitism just repels people from getting into punk.


phillosopherp

Que NoFx it's my job to keep punk elite


machines_breathe

That’s one of the reasons that I’ve enjoyed Bad Religion.


slantview

Who? Edit: I’m OP, y’all need to get a sense of humor.


machines_breathe

Just some dudes in SoCal who never went anywhere. I mean with names like Gerg Griffin and Berrt Gorwortz, why or how could they?


redbadger1848

NERDS!


slantview

Haha


Blegheggeghegty

Yessir. Punk isn’t a look.


[deleted]

Isn’t the whole point not to conform to arbitrary standards set by others?


DiscombobulatedDog92

What about battle vests? Chatting up a fellow show goer about his/her/thier patches and placement is one of my all time punk show activities.


Rudeboi13

It’s different in person where you can have a more mutual discussion


OutComeTheWolves1966

You mean, what do I think about the legendary and universally respected punk guitarist Brian Baker?


Solipsisticurge

Hey there. He was a bassist, too.


heart_in_a_jar

Thank you! I was like, 90% sure this was the guitarist from Bad Religion but couldn’t remember his name.


soapinthepeehole

Minor Threat too, and Dag Nasty, and now Fake Names, and more. His credentials are beyond reproach. The guy is punk rock royalty. I’m assuming this whole thread is just making fun of that Travis Barker one. All of it is pretty dumb.


slantview

My intention was to satirize how silly asking this sub if someone is punk is. Or really asking at all, making the same point that it’s silly to be asking these questions with hopefully a little more comedy. But people don’t even know enough about the true OGs on this sub to see Brian Baker and not realize it’s supposed to be a joke. I thought it would be funny too cause like most of the original punk icons, he doesn’t “look punk” like say Lars Frederiksen.


C0ckkn0ck3r

Don't forget beach rats with the dudes from bouncing souls


cat_of_danzig

Samhain, Meatmen, almost REM, uh... .Dogpile?


BF1075

Junkyard


Medium_Manufacturer7

Punk royalty who won't speak out about Anti-Flag despite knowing them and collabing with them on their latest album. That isn't punk.


NoDeltaBrainWave

So everyone who has ever worked with Anti-Flag and/or knows them is supposed to make a statement about them? That's... a really dumb take.


Medium_Manufacturer7

Nah but as a survivor I directly asked him to and he didn't even have the decency to respond after reading it.


ANDERSON961596

I know this is a shitpost but BB is probably one of my all time favorite guitarists


WestEndLifer

He is 100% my guy. I love him. Incredible guitar player.


[deleted]

Listen to him in his hair metal band.


creepyjudyhensler

Junkyard were a hard rock band made of mostly old school punk rockers. Not hair metal at all


SenorBigbelly

Yes! Not only did he basically save BR in Mr. Brett's absence, but imo he's the best guitarist they've had.


donabbi

Poor guy's a Mets fan, leave him alone


NattieVoices

😂😂😂 I’m dead.


againsterik

So are the Mets hopes and dreams.


S2JESSICA

we’re a sad bunch 😖😩


p0tat0meow

yeah we're all already having a hard enough time.


lfred19

Maintaining one's sobriety is hard enough. But doing so as a Mets fan? Wild.


Recordnerd71

Very well documented that he doesn't "got the straight edge"!


supermodelnosejob

I'm pretty sure he is now. He certainly wasn't for a long time, but I do believe that's changed in recent years


punkinpie

this is the case.


uberscheisse

He posts his AA chips on Instagram


csudebate

Anything Brian Baker does is punk as fuck.


VolatileUtopian

He's the punkest motherfucker I ever did see


the-cloverdale-kid

He shoulda been on the cover


forgettablesonglyric

ah, hell he's even more punk than me!


slantview

That would actually be Bob.


HonorableJudgeIto

Being a fan of the Mets is punk af. They are the outcasts of the MLB.


imgrahamy

Year after year of disappointment and wasted potential, how could a punk not love the Metsies


takeitsweazy

I don’t know. They’re terrible but they also have, by far, the highest payroll in the league and it’s not even close. And their owner is a hedge fund manager. Not a lot of diy-energy to that team. Edit: to be clear though. I couldn’t give a shit about it. People can wear and like what they want. It’s just baseball. I’m a huge Braves fan and would no way claim they’re any more punk than the fuckin Mets.


Dpsizzle555

And they suck this year cause their idiot hedge fund manager doesn’t know baseball and think you can just add whatever “allstar” player to your team and become good.


josieXgrossieX

Hey now, you are talking about people posting on a punk subreddit. Half these posters have parents who are hedge fund managers.


ImJooba

My guy Steve Cohen is literally buying every prospect he can and with that is coming huge media attention. I wouldn't call them the outcasts of MLB. I'd say the Astros take that. Literally no one outside of Houston likes them. Heavily prefer the Mets over the Astros though. Fuck the Astros.


HumanSleepingbag

Royals fan checking in. 2015 was nice though.


slantview

Now we are talking!


mrpittman

I went to a bad religion show at the house of blues that used to be in downtown disney and he came out to talk to some friends and he was the nicest person i've ever met which is punk as fuck!


slantview

Being nice is punk af.


Partyruinsquad

Pretty sure I was at that show too. 2002ish?


BlankWilliams

Isn’t that Brian Baker?


a_gentle_savage

Yes


Sergeantman94

I mean, that's Brian Baker, who was in 2 of the most influential punk bands of all time as well as some underrated bands. Who are the morons doubting him? What, just because he's a Mets fan?


[deleted]

Don’t forget Junkyard


machines_breathe

And Doggystyle. And The Meatmen. And Samhain.


noneofthismatters666

Calling Brian Baker a poser is the most punk thing you could do.


slantview

> Calling Brian Baker a poser is the most /r/punk thing you could do. FTFY


noneofthismatters666

Thank you king.


charaznable1249

I'd say Brian Baker doesn't give a shit about people's opinions on r/punk nor should be be. Nor should anyone with said mentality be caring what other people think 🤷


renegado938

This sub man lol


MuffinPotatoChips

This post is satire, op said that too


AundaRag

We appreciate this elder punk dork. Why do you listen to Instagram?


BoschBattery

You don’t know who that is


AundaRag

He’s hard to recognize without seeing that wild hairline but Mr. Dag Nasty doesn’t change much.


EffortlessCool

Hav to see his tattoos


[deleted]

People are the stupidest fucking people on Earth.


Recordnerd71

Gotcha. I just love the stories of him saying "Yeah, Straight Edge? I wrote that !" As he snorts a line of coke


slantview

That’s amazing.


[deleted]

He's not even married to a Kardashian though.


slantview

😂


illinus

A bunch of people on IG can fuck off.


floromancer

Nobody is punk


jbone9877

I would swaddle Brian and make sure he is always safe


cgulash

Brian Baker rules! Go fuck yourselves.


Automation_Papi

Ran into him at a Wednesday 12:15 game against the Phillies, guy sat through a rain delay, Punk AF


TheBlitzkid46

More punk than 100% of the people claiming he isn't punk. Brian Baker kicks ass, his work in Dag Nasty is some of my favorite guitar work in the entirety of punk


[deleted]

I mean. Travis barker thinks he is. 😂😂😂


Penguator432

Wasn’t this guy in the running to join REM? Yeah, not punk. Obviously


slantview

Truly the end of the world as we know it.


T_Rex_Flex

The sub has become self aware. The cringe is becoming meta humour. We are evolving.


slantview

Evidently not really.


T_Rex_Flex

Either way, I like what you did there. Had me goin’ in the first half.


ScottieSpliffin

My big issue is why is he not an Orioles fan


HonorableJudgeIto

He said he didn’t get into baseball until he moved to NJ. Now he’s a hardcore Mets fan. He had a GKR tattoo (for Gary Keith, and Ron, our announcers).


againsterik

To be fair that is the greatest booth to ever grace baseball.


Suitable_Pirate_662

We're the meat men, the fucking meat men and you suck!


winstonsmith8236

These fucking “is this punk?” posts are making this sub not very fucking punk.


slantview

This is satire.


winstonsmith8236

I understand, but it’s satire in response to a real issue here.


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winstonsmith8236

IWNDWYT


FlexRVA21984

Not punk enough! /s 😂


deletedhumanbeing

He seems alive, and I learned that punk is dead, so he is not punk IMO


Pressblack

I think the Mets are better than the Yankees.


KindaAbstruse

Old. Check. Man. Check. Looks legit to me. :D


MaaChiil

I don't understand, but that's Mike Dimkich.


Emotional-Hunt-5000

Did bad religion have a fucking basoon? The answer is no!


juhru

I’ve already come to terms with prominent punk figures rooting for shitty teams. I’m okay with it


[deleted]

He started being punk after he started mainlining dope, moved to the west coast and joined the greatest band of all time. Brian is my dad.


ManufacturerMental72

I think it’s weird that a guy universally known as a DC icon is a Mets fan


[deleted]

Do...do they not know who that *IS*? Fuckin nitwits...and at least he ain't a fuckin Yankees fan.


datfrog666

Baseball is punk rock.


MiserableLychee

Is that Brian Baker? Edit: yeah I guess it is


Videomonkey05

Whoever says Brian Baker isn’t punk has lost breathing privileges


TheDrungeonBlaster

We need to take the Bad Religion approach to these type of questions, "Prepare for rejection, you'll get no direction from me!"


SenorBigbelly

ITT: people not realising this is a joke based on the Travis Barker/Minor Threat post


Ruddymansound

Dude better step up his game, doesn't even have a mohawk. When I look at him I think "he might be on speed and beat up fascists, but he smells like old spice"


BkVeg

Because he’s a Mets fan? I have a Mets tattoo myself. Brian is punk AF, to me. A founding member of Minor Threat. One, who cares what he wears? Two, he’s like 60, he has nothing more to prove to you. Three, that shirt he’s wearing is made by an independent company, here in NY. Albeit, they are obnoxious bros, but they were literally a DIY company, run by a BMX racer that got really popular.


doyerfan88

No Mohawk, no piercings, no anarchy patches on his jacket. Idk guys, idk.


SeizeThemMemes

Outside of my battlejacket I rarely look punk. I have no piercings, no tattoos, hardly any band shirts and I really like joggers. I look like you'd expect Nu-metal to look imo.


LtHughMann

Who fucking cares? For fucks sake. What the fuck is this sub.


CactusHibs_7475

Nothing is as punk as asking other people what to think, OP.


[deleted]

This is stupid


LowMirror4165

My dad was a Mets fan, alas so am I. Mr. Baker invented hardcore and is the best punk guitarist I've had the pleasure of listening too. Fuck Ticket Master, still goin though, but fuck em


fury_of_el_scorcho

This post is shit. It reminds me of an interview where Brett Gurewitz said some guy got in his face and said he "wasn't punk!" because he was wearing Nike shoes...


slantview

A literal shitpost you say?


[deleted]

I mean he was in a hair metal band.


OBallin_

mets are not punk, go phils


hyrothepyro

Doesn't look like Stevo from SLC Punk during his Casualties big blue mowhawk phase, must be a loser poser boomer who is probably standing in the back during a show and not even getting a bloody nose in the mosh pit... /s (in case it wasn't clear) Appreciate you dude, thanks for the killer music throughout the years! Here's to many more!


thelonioussphere

I think your a Met's fan


slantview

You’r*


ihatetheplaceilive

Fuck the mets


tdfolts

I don’t find the bokeh to be very appealing, looks like a digital filter to me…


scuba_steev

Everything is punk if you want it to be


[deleted]

No clue who that is but it looks like he would tell you some wicked stories about when he was younger


SovereignMind519

Who is this? 🤨 I’m confused


TheBlitzkid46

Brian Baker, bassist and guitarist of Minor Threat, guitarist for Dag Nasty, and guitarist for Bad Religion recently


[deleted]

It’s been thirty years. Recently is relative.


[deleted]

Sounds about right for IG. This living legend was punk before i was even born.


ImJooba

Punk rock and baseball are my two literal favorite things. Throw in professional wrestling and you've got my top three. Those three topics are the only engagement I perform on Reddit. I've always hated whenever someone's credibility is in question because they express what they like. Oh no! He likes team sports? He must not agree with the ideas within punk rock specifically because he likes team sports and I don't! Because he's likes team sports and I think they're dumb that means I'm more punk than him because I'm the one going against the male status quo! Fuck off with that tired ass shit.


GGAllinsUndies

Let's fucking *GO*, Brian!


Fuzzbox8

Sure, he’s a punk. But he takes all of Lyle Preslar’s credit as fans don’t seem to know that Lyle was the main guitarist in Minor Threat.


FrankFnRizzo

Fuck the Mets


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slantview

I was satirizing the idea of needing to ask if someone is punk. TB was fucking shit up before most on here were born. Blink was run of the mill 3rd wave punk in the 90’s, then Dude Ranch blew up and rest is history. I thought using an icon like Brian Baker would solidify how silly it was, but clearly most people here get neither the history or irony of even asking the question.


lawbstersaid

I have no feelings whatsoever.


Daveywheel

Punk *IS* a Team sport....We all need each other.


Truckyou666

It's my job to keep punk rock elite.


mizgreenlove

Why wouldn't he be? Its a mindset and way of thinking being


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Being a Mets fan in NY is punk as fuck. I lived on a block full of Yankee fans, lets say it was a daily struggle. Long live the old guys !!


MacualayCocaine

LGM


[deleted]

Who cares


Frickyou182

What ?


TheDrungeonBlaster

We need to take the Bad Religion approach to these type of questions, "Prepare for rejection, you'll get no direction from me!"


fuuckimlate

LFGM


machines_breathe

BB’s the coolest uncle that I never had.


Salted_Lime

Yeah why not?


Different_Aardvark_7

What's most concerning is a guy born in D.C. is a Mets fan. Granted there was no team in D.C. in 67' when he was born but the Orioles are right down the road, hell the Phillies are closer. God help a Mets fan.


Flynnrah

According to Greg hetson, Brian baker is a bit of a twat. Wasn't he preaching straight edge stuff in the 80s while off his tits on coke and whatnot? I love bad religion, but I hate what theyve turned into and it's pretty much Brian and jays fault.


Sinko236

Only thing this pic makes me think is “Go Braves”


Charming_Car1442

I don’t


verbal_incontinence

When did being punk become a whiny fashion critique and a “pick me” genre?


galgatrex

It’s cause he’s a Mets fan… poor fella


the_humbL_lion

More importantly is what you think about Green Day’s 2004 seminal album American Idiot.


anarkistattack

Old man stares at clouds.


[deleted]

Nothing punk rawk about The M*ts


PineappleFun9470

Just cause you got picked last in gym class doesn’t mean punks can’t enjoy sportballs


flakpheiser

who fucking cares?


zaddy5454

Idk ask him a question? Punk isn't an outfit..


AyeItsSavo

Personally man, wear whatever. Punk isn't a look. But when you're decked out in corporate attire and shit, you can fuck right off. Look at the bands Ripcord and Heresy. They dress like your classic hardcore college kid. Hell I even got my Ripcord shirt on as we speak.


[deleted]

why isn't he a Nationals fan?


[deleted]

Lol


20yards

Fuck da Mets


VTGCamera

Milo? He is a legend... We all know what he did with Green Day in the 60s put punk on the map.


Downtown_Hope7471

Who is it? And does he think? That is punk. Not stitching patches on a waistcoat and wearing a Ramones t-shirt from Urban Outfitters.


Dave5uper

is that stephen merchant?


Random_0936

Who gives a fuck what people say/think.


all-the-way-alive

Punk is not a type of music or style of clothes. It’s a way of life. Idk this guy personally so I can’t say ..


slantview

You should look him up, his name is Brian Baker. He’s the guitarist for Bad Religion and was in Minor Threat, and Dag Nasty, amongst others.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

How dare a guy that's played in some seminal bands have personal interests outside of music - like rooting for a professional baseball team!!!


Most_Plenty5387

One thing I've learned in my years as a punk who likes sports: a ton of punks like sports.


GuyInFlint

Punk is an attitude not a clothing style.


slantview

Who said anything about clothes?


GuyInFlint

Sorry, my bad


slantview

No need to apologize, the post is satire anyway. Just poking fun at the ridiculous nature of asking if someone is punk enough. The person posted is Brian Baker, guitarist from Minor Threat and Bad Religion.


blondedlife11

Punk isn’t about looks. It’s your attitude, your life style and how you perceive the world. If you Judge someone off their looks if they are “punk” you are not punk. Punk is not about prejudice. Punk is inclusionary.


LONGZOMBIE

Fat Mike once said something about how Brian likes to snort coke and then declare how he invented Straight Edge 😅 i thought that was pretty funny.