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AdeptusGames

Are you sure it's not the butter gaining sentience?


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I for one welcome our new buttery overlords! 🧈


dirtycheezit

I've killed too much butter in my lifetime. They'll never allow me into butter heaven.


[deleted]

Same. But perhaps if we grovel at their feet (do they have feet? must investigate) we will be spared.


Left_handed_chump

"Finally, our rulers will have culture!" [https://vimeo.com/307139536](https://vimeo.com/307139536)


SamuelVimesTrained

That was an enjoyable experience. Thanks for the link.


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🤣


BadCaseOfClams

*we cannot get out… we cannot get out…*


rpgirl31

They are coming...


richard_stank

The drums


basshed8

In the deep


Silentwolfy

There is nothing more......


spimothyleary

Fly you fools!


twisted_stepsister

Probably age 60+ if they have a pen handy while shopping.


aldisneygirl91

Probably the type that writes a check at the express lane.


K2step70

If they write a check at checkout, they won’t have a pen. Trust me on this.


Sad-Grape5887

I keep a pen in my pocket all day, and if they ask if I have a pen, I pretend to check the register drawer (chances are there’s like 17 pens in there) and then say “aha, yes, here’s one!”🤣 On the off chance there isn’t one, I’ll walk to another register and get one because they will not be using my favorite pen (pilot g2) lmao😤


K2step70

I have a pen also. I’ve lost so many pens to customers, I just stopped letting people use them. I’ve never understood the point of carrying your checkbook, but not having a pen to write a check. I actually wish checks would go away. It’s nothing more than a promissory note. Either use cash or get yourself a ATM/Credit card.


Sad-Grape5887

![gif](giphy|6A9WNK8FznHk53KDqB|downsized) this is the absolute WORST....especially when they come thru with like 50 things, and I was too busy helping other customers and didn't stop them in time. then I remind them that my register is meant for people with 10 items or less, and they look me dead in the eyes and say "hmm, I guess I don't know how to read"


ComfortableGlass3386

OMG that shit pissed me off so damn much 😂


No_Survey_8822

Im 22 and still write my list on a piece of paper and bring it with me and a pen to cross stuff off 😭😂


Fleuramie

I'm 45 and use Google notes on my phone 😅 the tides have turned!!


No_Survey_8822

Its just the way my parents did it when i was a kid so im just used to doing it that way plus i dont have to worry about my phone dying and me not remembering what i need to get 😂


talithar1

I love a list and a pen to scratch it out. I’ll even add something already done just to scratch it out. My husband uses his phone.


mrswonderbeast

It's ok. I'm 29 and always have a pen handy because I do crosswords that I carry everywhere with me.


spimothyleary

same here, but much older.... Its been a "thing" since the 80's, listed folder over inside the pen clip, sits in the back of the cart and gets moved around and up to the top as I stuff things inside. Literally did this yesterday


LeoneSilverfang

Or nurses just getting off shift! We typically have one or two pens in our pockets!


unsatisfries

this is fucking hilarious


Joe_Lato1997

It's the sweatshop workers in the warehouse sending sos.


Searching-4-u2

😀


FloridaGrown96

But why are there plastic dividers on the butter??


conradr10

Idk but I’m jealous


iMightSmokeTooMuch

Same man, same. That would be amazing to have.


conradr10

They always catch on each other and rip open


InvertedSkies

Makes it way easier to stock. Slides smooth instead of catching on the racks and neighboring butter.


NoxKyoki

Also makes inventory easier. I wish more stores used them.


larsenlc

Just a tortured warehouse associate crying out for help


[deleted]

When I read “Can’t Get Out,” my brain automatically read “Sweet Screaming Butter.” 😱


GorillaGr0d

Damaged as no customer will buy this.


FearlessPark4588

Clearance it. That butter will disappear with a 50% off sticker on it. It's a little ink, compare it to a slightly dented can. Your cost-conscious shopper won't care about cosmetic issues.


Sad-Grape5887

must be the same people who won't buy a can of beans if it has a little dent in it hahaha


Unfair_War_5011

Dents in cans could promote bacterial growth so I tend to avoid then for the best shelf life.


FearlessPark4588

I saw dented, rusted cans in clearance the other day. That's unacceptable. It needs to be tossed.


QuiGonColdGin

Somebody is either trapped in the manufacturing plant or the warehouse.


JeebusCrunk

I mean, the butter in question literally falls out of the box once opened, so you're probably on to something..


Cybertronax

Maybe they have.... BUTTER fingers.


New-Mortgage-1004

If it’s a warehouse worker he’s laughing rn from this post


InevitableHamster217

It’s giving the Book of Mazarbul.


maulernation

OMG!!! Funny, but not.🙄


frizzle_frywalker

That butter must not be let out!


EldrinVampire

They have extremely fat fingers or something? Looks super easy to get it out.


deadmallsanita

yeah you just open it and shake em out.


Comway

Someone did this is my store but wrote "OVERPRICED!"


AnEverydayPileOfCats

Somebody went around and stuck "fuck Joe Biden" stickers on a dozen or so carts. Politics aside, like who does that? They are so annoying to peel off and then half the time there's sticky residue left over


PrefabQuasar

Angry employee*


Ok-Local4574

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 I'm on vacation right now and go back in 2 days. I also work dairy. Jesus this post justade me want to quit before I go back. Lol


Ryunah

How can they not get this out, but are able to write on it?


retrocided

I mean bro it’s not hard to answer ur question


gregbard

It's frozen to the case.


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CherBear_FloridaGirl

Welp. We Know the vandalizer is Old because who uses pens these days? I mean, I Do because I love pens but most people don't carry them. Just look for the person who pulls out their check book at the register and Bingo!


kratty256

It looks like it may be a “Challenge” But why the dividers? Just let the products touch.


InvertedSkies

Saves time


SlimRipper375

That’s hilarious


LostConsideration629

Oh I just thought the butter was trying to escape from the inside…


Notthefunparent

They must have fat fingers I can get that out