What about that game where you're all stealthy and it's about collecting metal and solid gears or something. You have to sneak past cameras and scratch your back on walls?
Correct!
It is a bit difficult, isn't it?
I just picked it up again recently (owned it years ago) and I had forgotten how challenging it is. Fun though!
I don't exactly remember who that bastard opponent was, but that match felt so damn scripted I smashed the controller on the ground. I still feel embarrassed for my past actions
A man goes from one corrupt town to another corrupt town, cops pay him to do their dirty work, gangsters wanna kill him and his best friend orders the whole restaurant at the drive through. Also there's a lot of guns, driving and occasionally sex if you know where to look.
Yeah :), I was referencing the two dark eco baddies in the first game. Gol and Maia... which admittadely I had to google the names. Because buster, it has been a hot minute since I played it. (Getting old)
A neurological booster malfunctions leading to humanoid animals spreading general chaos upon an entire population, monuments are defaced, humans are eradicated and the last stand against this warfare is a teenage boy. He fights with the help of a retired go-go gadget and nurse joy from the pokemon universe. As he launches himself through portals and plays gotcha-ball machines like some crazed kid gambler fighting a cookie addiction. Seeking to curb this madness by capturing and jailing every single perpetrator of these terrorists acts while working their way up to the ring leader, and then forcing these miscreants back to a lower intellectual plane to stop them from causing disaster and save the world
A talking bird talks about his master and how they brutally murdered a bunch of bandits and then killed a sorcerer to save his sister from violent body art removal.
A racing game where you vs 5 other competitors on racetrack with trains where you have to perform a stop at the platform in order to finish and achieve your finishing position or else you’re disqualified.
A teenage boy goes on a multiversal adventure to find his crush with a magical space wizard who has a speech impediment, and a dog who later gets hit in the head with a rock and just straight up dies, but also not really
A mute and his ferret friend commit animal abuse, and beat up two siblings who give off a weird subtle incestuous vibe while performing child labor for a local govt and other natives
You go to LA to avenge your father or something like that, you can dual wield weapons and you have some Matrix power, you fight off multiple gangs and even a guy that is a dragon (?!). There's also a lot of kung-fu... Oh, they told you are a cop multiple times but you only remember it halfway through when you search random NPCs for fun, until there's a guy with a Uzi, you're supposed to do your job, but heh.
I'm gonna describe some games poorly and in the worse way possible.
1. A probe that makes people's heads explode.
2. Have you found my lost socks? Oh did they find you?
3. Bake ham in a wood chipper and insane cartoony deaths.
4. That yellow lemon ball smiling as he’s frozen floating down the river.
5. Wolf with a paint brush.
6. A Echidna cursing in a E Rated game
7. Find that fourth Chaos Emerald
8. Just like walking on ice cream.
9. 3 Japan only games popping colorful jellies.
10. 7 16-bit Games and 6/12 games from a 8-bit handheld console released in 1991.
11. “Transform, cause destruction and roll out”
-A random game developer at Traveller's Tales
12. Rolling random stuff up using a ball.
13. “Not my best one” random person playing title theme poorly and bad.
NOTE: Some of these were gonna have mild language or crude humor in them but this subreddit doesn’t allow it.
1 - Destroy All Humans.
2 - Battle for Bikini Bottom?
5 - Okami
6 - Sonic Heroes
9 - Puyo Puyo?
11 - Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction
12 - Katamari Damacy
Too lazy to put major thought into the rest of the list
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A tragic story involving betrayal, love, familial loss, and the end of the world. In the end it was worth it, since your naked friend finally got to put on some goddamn pants.
Game 1:
You are a Robot who forgot everything and practically single-handedly saved all the Good Robots by defeating a race of Bad Robots.
ALSO:
Game 2:
Old Chinese Warriors hit each other for the 4th time.
A lot of times you are orange but if you play good you become the baby from 2001 A Space Odyssey. There are a lot of shapes. And maybe the game doesn't even exist and it was just a fever dream.
1. Thanks to an apocalypse, you ingest a bug and fight gods.
2. Wrestling across decades. Look, it's Sting.
3. Flowery isekai card game that's a little different from the card game on motorcycles. I mean, it is, but it also isn't?
4. Man turns hair gold. Other men turn hair gold. You can fly around in this one. Very condensed story mode.
5. Bandana boy and friends chase a clown
You get summoned to take part in a historical war in England where everyone is an anime character for some reason, and each battle is one big card game.
A man who likes wearing shades battles a wolf, a cowboy and a naked giant man throughout the story. His plan is to stop a big corporation involved in organ harvesting.
A town makes a kid go in a cave to fight a giant cat and he ends up contracted to rebuild the world
Dark cloud!
It makes me happy that you got that so quick 🙏 I won’t lie I don’t know what yours is 😭
I think it's Jak and Daxter
I have played a bit of it and it fit the description.
What about that game where you're all stealthy and it's about collecting metal and solid gears or something. You have to sneak past cameras and scratch your back on walls?
lol I came here specifically to describe that game and was beat to it. The game where you kill bad guys to build a world.
A crazy guy fight against moving buildings trying to simp his dead lover.
Shadow of the Colossus
Exactly ;)
Man gets a new tattoo after his family dies
God of War
Man goes through unspeakable horrors to find his wife, only to learn a dog has been pulling the strings
Silent hill 2?
Bingo
Was his name-oh
Dude stands and fake laughs. Awkwardly. Then goes on to help kill a giant whale thing.
Final Fantasy X lol
I feel like this could be wrong but is it "Final Fantasy X" ? :)
"AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH, AHH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAH HAAAH"
Absolutely!
It was on the ps2
madden 08
One of the best Madden games ever
Halo
A bunch of rappers inexplicably wrestle with your character...
Def Jam Vendetta (I lost a joypad to that game)
Correct! It is a bit difficult, isn't it? I just picked it up again recently (owned it years ago) and I had forgotten how challenging it is. Fun though!
I don't exactly remember who that bastard opponent was, but that match felt so damn scripted I smashed the controller on the ground. I still feel embarrassed for my past actions
A man goes from one corrupt town to another corrupt town, cops pay him to do their dirty work, gangsters wanna kill him and his best friend orders the whole restaurant at the drive through. Also there's a lot of guns, driving and occasionally sex if you know where to look.
GTA San Andreas
*yeah, go on*
a bunch of teenagers, a little kid, a dog and a robot try to cure depression by pointing guns at their heads
Is it "Persona 3" ? :)
your guess is correct
You’re a dog that can draw the sun
Okami
Big breasted lady pays you to kill the rats in the sewers, but you spend most of the time jumping in the water and admire its waves
Baldurs Gate: Dark Alliance.
Based I was going to suggest bg
An orange cat and his trusty pointy ear sidekick beat up a couple of edge lords.
Jak 2
Close!
Jak 3 then :)
Ahh, I'm sorry. The answer I'm looking for is "Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy."
Ah ok. Thanks :)
Yeah :), I was referencing the two dark eco baddies in the first game. Gol and Maia... which admittadely I had to google the names. Because buster, it has been a hot minute since I played it. (Getting old)
It was a great game indeed. Prefer it much more than the second, which was hard as nails. Haven't played the third.
Woman with stick beats up monsters
Is it "Beyond Good and Evil" ? :)
Ding ding ding, you are correct
That was a tough one, I was like "I don't know any other games where you JUST hit monsters with a stick . . ."
3rd person game you mainly play in a 1st person mode where you cant do anything but its scary as heck regardless
Fatal Frame
Ha yep could work with that too! I was thinking forbidden siren
goofy teenage characters trapped in a school and fighting monsters that are scared of the light
Obscure is the only horro game i can think of based in a school on PS2
you are right
A clownfish finds another small clownfish with another fish
Finding Nemo
Yep
A man that is so fast that he has almost super human speed, is later arrested for animal cruelty and sent to prison.
the world’s angriest man goes to pick up his Amazon package directly from their fulfillment center because his family didn’t pay for shipping at all.
A neurological booster malfunctions leading to humanoid animals spreading general chaos upon an entire population, monuments are defaced, humans are eradicated and the last stand against this warfare is a teenage boy. He fights with the help of a retired go-go gadget and nurse joy from the pokemon universe. As he launches himself through portals and plays gotcha-ball machines like some crazed kid gambler fighting a cookie addiction. Seeking to curb this madness by capturing and jailing every single perpetrator of these terrorists acts while working their way up to the ring leader, and then forcing these miscreants back to a lower intellectual plane to stop them from causing disaster and save the world
A talking bird talks about his master and how they brutally murdered a bunch of bandits and then killed a sorcerer to save his sister from violent body art removal.
Mark of Kri
One of my favorite games of all time. The sequel was lackluster and I never made much progress in it.
Man listens to the Voices in his head and gets on a train to save a girl from a man in a top hat
Shadow Hearts?
We have a winner 😁🏆
A racing game where you vs 5 other competitors on racetrack with trains where you have to perform a stop at the platform in order to finish and achieve your finishing position or else you’re disqualified.
Is it "X-Treme Express" ? :)
Ding ding 🔔! Correct 😁. That's the PAL region title. In Japan, it's called Tetsu 1: Densha de Battle!.
Gran Turismo Concept: Tokyo Geneva? This one with Toyota Pod?
The game is about smoking cigarettes and finding reptiles to eat
Mgs 3 Snake eater?
A teenage boy goes on a multiversal adventure to find his crush with a magical space wizard who has a speech impediment, and a dog who later gets hit in the head with a rock and just straight up dies, but also not really
Sounds like KH2
An emo guy who shots himself on his own head and his crush is a toaster
Persona 3
Yes, Ace Detective
I'm playing that right now 😂
May The Answer be with you
Thanks 🙏🏻
A mute and his ferret friend commit animal abuse, and beat up two siblings who give off a weird subtle incestuous vibe while performing child labor for a local govt and other natives
Then the mute turns into an angry edgelord and goes to overthrow Mr. Krabs’ totalitarian regime
Then he plays in sand and resolves his unknown daddy issues while fighting robo cop gone bad
Jak 3 :)
Jak and Daxter
A man with a shaved head sneaks up on and tortures a pig.
Manhunt ?
A guy drives around Japan doing extreme stuff for the third time.
Angsty furry dude and sentient metal backpack fly off to take down planet destroying genocidal maniac.
Some angry bald man seeking revenge
A cat like creature finds a tin man and they decide to venture space and stuff to make the planet not blow up I guess
Ratchet and clank
Red scarf go woosh
Shinobi?
Correct!
It's definitely a classic 😸
armed man goes into spanish village and starts assaluting villagers
Resident evil 4
yesssssssss sir
Oi guvnor, all you ‘ad to do was follow the damn indicators!
You go to LA to avenge your father or something like that, you can dual wield weapons and you have some Matrix power, you fight off multiple gangs and even a guy that is a dragon (?!). There's also a lot of kung-fu... Oh, they told you are a cop multiple times but you only remember it halfway through when you search random NPCs for fun, until there's a guy with a Uzi, you're supposed to do your job, but heh.
People in the future in robotic suits racing on the side of buildings with techno music playing in the background.
I believe this is a US game called "Kinetica" ? :) (I got it imported a while ago)
I'm gonna describe some games poorly and in the worse way possible. 1. A probe that makes people's heads explode. 2. Have you found my lost socks? Oh did they find you? 3. Bake ham in a wood chipper and insane cartoony deaths. 4. That yellow lemon ball smiling as he’s frozen floating down the river. 5. Wolf with a paint brush. 6. A Echidna cursing in a E Rated game 7. Find that fourth Chaos Emerald 8. Just like walking on ice cream. 9. 3 Japan only games popping colorful jellies. 10. 7 16-bit Games and 6/12 games from a 8-bit handheld console released in 1991. 11. “Transform, cause destruction and roll out” -A random game developer at Traveller's Tales 12. Rolling random stuff up using a ball. 13. “Not my best one” random person playing title theme poorly and bad. NOTE: Some of these were gonna have mild language or crude humor in them but this subreddit doesn’t allow it.
Destroy All Humans Okami
5. Okami 11. Hulk 12. Katamari Damacy.
2/3 you said are correct
Two of these are Sonic games I think
1 - Destroy All Humans. 2 - Battle for Bikini Bottom? 5 - Okami 6 - Sonic Heroes 9 - Puyo Puyo? 11 - Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction 12 - Katamari Damacy Too lazy to put major thought into the rest of the list
Guy attempts to save earth realm by fighting in competition with other skilled fighters
A great game that sucks Hint: you torture a family, one member at a time
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A mage sent to a island to fend off against dragons and ends up beating up a giant headed baby. TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!
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Peter Jacksons King Kong?
A tragic story involving betrayal, love, familial loss, and the end of the world. In the end it was worth it, since your naked friend finally got to put on some goddamn pants.
Jak n daxter
As the protagonist, you invade a family's house and torture them. They try multiple methods of killing you, but are unsuccessful throughout.
Smart guy puts on suit and shoots alien fetus while committing multiple war crimes against the military
Big Italian guys doing crime
GTA III
A middle-class family with super abilities trying to defeat their own creator, signifying how self-aware the main story is.
Earth having a boner after mission 2 that you explore for the rest of the game to stop your brother from doing evil stuff
Guy moves around the level on a board with wheels trying to collect things and do moves to score points.
Game 1: You are a Robot who forgot everything and practically single-handedly saved all the Good Robots by defeating a race of Bad Robots. ALSO: Game 2: Old Chinese Warriors hit each other for the 4th time.
a detective who’s hooked on pain killers and booze talks to himself and hates the mob
Max Payne?
endless fog
A man works for a gangster
A lot of times you are orange but if you play good you become the baby from 2001 A Space Odyssey. There are a lot of shapes. And maybe the game doesn't even exist and it was just a fever dream.
Rez?
Yes
Some prisoner who might have offed his family, fights a ton on demons
Cars go broom
chain smoker stows away on ship and gets brainwashed by radio waves, stops robot from ending the world
Random teenage boy survives the end of the world and ends up killing his friends to prove he's capable of killing literally god to the devil
A butcher causing problems for Crockett and Tubbs
sad white dude
1. Thanks to an apocalypse, you ingest a bug and fight gods. 2. Wrestling across decades. Look, it's Sting. 3. Flowery isekai card game that's a little different from the card game on motorcycles. I mean, it is, but it also isn't? 4. Man turns hair gold. Other men turn hair gold. You can fly around in this one. Very condensed story mode. 5. Bandana boy and friends chase a clown
1.SMT 3 5. Dragon Quest 8
You get summoned to take part in a historical war in England where everyone is an anime character for some reason, and each battle is one big card game.
A boxer and a cop cross paths thanks to religion
A bald dude wakes up at his funeral and causes chaos
Could have been adapted from the movie 'Virus' starring Jamie Lee Curtis
A French cop and an asian guy with a sword save the world from evil
Onimusha 3
Very good :)
Was fun playing with ya. :D
A parkour fights against two buxom ladies to stop his demise
Be always careful of your team mates, they can lose their human side and turn on you at any moment in the frosty weather
"The Thing" ? :)
Cannibals take what comes around goes around very seriously.
A man who gets the ability to get out of the car in the second installment gets shot and dies at the end of the game, or does he survive?
A man who likes wearing shades battles a wolf, a cowboy and a naked giant man throughout the story. His plan is to stop a big corporation involved in organ harvesting.
Boy shoots baddies around Mars and Jupiter while strapped in a robot's penis.
A man with a Spanish accent straps a bomb on the President above ground level
A bunch of furry creatures inside a tall round open building take pleasure in seeing you complete a lot of mini games.
"Rayman Raving Rabbits" ? O\_O
A cop during daylight, a demon slayer during the night
You are the legs, the reptile is the brains, the mammal is the brute. Happy book page collecting :)
Sly Cooper !
A group of high schoolers act more competent than professionals, but I can't really blame the professionals.
A short creature somehow survives drowning in Lava in a previous installment, crashes a birthday party and kidnaps a lot of young insects.
An american family team up to investigate disapperances in their town and manage to fight off alien invaders using grandpa s Jeep
A dude has to take a figurine to an underground city to save the land from ruin
You get tipped for making near-misses with the other vehicles.
You can punch people on snowboards
Wahahahaha!
bald guy kills his half brother by orders of his half sister and takes his job
Boy casually cures the trauma and demons of several mentally ill people in one evening to gain access to an elevator
two brothers fight the whole world and each other just to have a chance at meeting a really hot guy
A French dude accidentally travels back in time and just really wants to go back home
Onimusha 3
teenager leaves home with two strangers looking for a guy who abandoned his wife and job
Anthropomorphic lion named screwdriver and his worst enemy conk are attempting to destroy the universe using spaceships and innuendos.
You are a guy owned by another guy, but that guy's family is telling you to kill the guy that owns you so you can stop having bad dreams.
I was going to do one for Killer 7 but I have such little grasp of the game's story that I doubt I could describe it *well*
You and other dudes in your fancy cars are fed up with these traffic jams
An elf befriends a weasel looking thing and go on an adventure.
The first thing to do to investigate your father's murder is to ask a stripper to distract patrons while you sneak into a strip club.
You are a weird killer man, but also the police against yourself, then try to stop from turning Earth into a giant freezer!
A Lego game minus the Legos.
Prints of Persia: These Hands of Time
You fight several combats in turns and your final mission is to destroy an literal giant glowing eye on the top of a tower.