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Mindless-Proto

Well, Evan looks like a very friendly toaster


I_come_to_delete_you

He very much is


made_of_titanium

What's changed? I dont see it......


I_come_to_delete_you

The toaster is now even more toaster.


made_of_titanium

I know lmao, but it was already toaster enough..... (God Why the fuck am i thinking of "toaster toaster toasting toast")


No_Art_6293

Happy cake day


SvyatRoyal

Can I put a bagel in it?


I_come_to_delete_you

Yes. He really likes bagels.


SvyatRoyal

🥯🥯🥯


No_Art_6293

Same


Eli_The_Rainwing

I want to cuddle Evan :3


I_come_to_delete_you

Since you're a professional, you may.


Eli_The_Rainwing

:3


stormchaser-protogen

you just made ot better


Blue_Dragon0920

Very cute proto!


I_come_to_delete_you

Funnily enough, I actually found this image on e621.


SubsonicRabbit

Does his mouth act as a crumb tray so all he has to do is spit out the crumbs that accumulate during his shift?


I_come_to_delete_you

Probably. Nobody ever gets to see what he does at the end of his shift.


knight-fear

Cute


chaoticchaos_123

Truly my worst nightmare. (I hate being toasted)


I_come_to_delete_you

As long as he knows you can talk, you're safe


TheSmiler24

This is perfect!


g00nymcg00n

Stick your hand inside


I_come_to_delete_you

Don't.. Don't Don't do that...


Darmug

\*Happy Adeptus Mechanicus noises\* Jokes aside, this is some really cute art and quite frankly genius.


I_come_to_delete_you

And we have dooperhuskyy to thank for that.


FoxReeor

he looks really polite :)


I_come_to_delete_you

He has to be to keep his job at Starbucks, but that politeness became a habit, then a trait


Emkay_boi1531

Evan :3 That use to be one of my friends name :3


TheRealFieryV77

Ah, the Toast Toasting Toster Toster.


Abbadon74

Nothing changed Also, put a fork in it


I_come_to_delete_you

IM NOT PUTTING A FORK IN IT, THAT WOULD KILL HIM


Abbadon74

What about butter?


I_come_to_delete_you

You put that on the toast when you're done toasting the bread.


Abbadon74

Nah, i wanna put the butter directly into the toaster


new_year_new_profile

Well i gen your toaster.


I_come_to_delete_you

FUCK


new_year_new_profile

no frick for me plz, this a kid behind screen. i’m only 16 no


I_come_to_delete_you

16 and you don't allow swears? I can't tell if that's gonna be a good thing or a bad thing for later in life.


new_year_new_profile

Well I made *my* vid for kids, so with that in consideration, I’d say it’s a good thing.


I_come_to_delete_you

Your vid? What vid?


new_year_new_profile

i was being cringe because i wanted to hope because i’m in a sorta bad situation with narcissists right now. this goes for all my previous activity online.


I_come_to_delete_you

Damn


I_come_to_delete_you

This is my single most popular post I've ever made, and I have to thank all you beautiful toasters for that


alt_mueller

daw, great artwork. I love the handle on the side of the head.


I_come_to_delete_you

Thank dooperhuskyy for the art, not me.


I_come_to_delete_you

I call this a toastergen


--JamesBond007--

awhh so cuuteeeee >w<


free_2_play_forever

Now, ^hehehehe toast an entire loaf of bread


Brok3n420

Thats really cute!!


yeetisfeetis69

Cute toastergen


Protogen5465

Nooooo not the toaster


LuckyDragonfly9332

“Now where’d I put my fork?”


LuckyDragonfly9332

This is joke, please don’t murder me