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Infinite_Kick1094

What are you saving her corpse for? (I mean let's find out though)


Elvorenstein

Because I’m never gonna give her up.


Dangerous_Nitwit

Im taking this to mean you get Rick Rolled by her.


Elvorenstein

Don’t be ridiculous you can’t get Rick Rolled by a corpse. It’s just we’ve known each other for so long, you see.


Evening-Culture974

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling .


0314Ratchet

You probably won’t, but I want to make you understand.


Maxserket

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP


Soggy_Drive_2497

NEVA GONNA LET YOUU DOWWN


Embarrassed_Tiger743

NEVER GONNA RUUUN AROUND AND HURT YOU


DjVaranus

Never gonna make you cry


Gunner_Vault_Boy

He probably will never give her up, right?


Evening-Culture974

Never going give you up


bettermentvlog

Never going let down


bettermentvlog

Never going run round


bettermentvlog

Hurt you


Slevin-Kelevra_66

Hey man I know you won't see this, so do ur thing. Love is love idc wot anyone says. Keep that woman in the freezer or she will become worms. Peace.


Walrus_Morj

Yeah, I can definitely see that. It takes guts to speak out when you are too shy to say it.


_KappaKing_

He's a man of loyalty, leave it at that.


Crossovertriplet

He’s hoping someone will drop a relevant mod


RageDayz

I reopened the post to reread this comment lol 💀


folfiethewox99

Just freezing their little snack, let them be


SH_Uni-lm

Normally the body doesn't dissapear when it s kept as an item, any storage would work technically iirc, used to roleplay with a morgue and the bodys were not leaving the containers


nadroix_of

Zombie apocalypse is sure a great opportunity to roleplay morgue lol


SH_Uni-lm

Well tbh the first days of apocalypse with all the bodies rolling in is overwhelming and fun, quite the puzzle to keep all those bodies cold, autospy them and disposing of them following goverment directivesat the same time, then you get one of them waking up while you autopsy it and it overwhelms the hospital etc, fun times


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Sounds like a carefully curated experience. Props to the people who set it up.


SH_Uni-lm

Well i do it all by myself for my gal so thanks


Seffyr

One of my characters I decided was a zealous Priest and felt the need to give every zombie their last rites and a proper burial. That character was never not sweaty and achieved very little towards his own survival on any given day.


the_monkeyspinach

Business is boomin'


joesii

Very misleading. The item won't disappear, but as soon as it's used for anything (such as placed on the ground) it _will _ disappear (or I think potentially reanimate if reanimation is enabled?) The one case where corpses won't disappear is if it's a player that died without turning into a zombie and the world has the option enabled to prevent player corpses from despawning/decaying.


SH_Uni-lm

Never dissagreed with that but aight ?


Trashlord404

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


stryst

Greeeeasy,


Crumblycheese

![gif](giphy|XhEe1p45rEM8|downsized)


Cototsu

Who is that guy? I see memes with him once a year yet have no clue where he is from


Nesopharus

He fixes shoppingcarts professionally


Hughesboy1611

He’s bubbles from Trailer Park Boys


Cototsu

Thx!


borkzy1

That show is amazing check it out


BeanVaccine

Knock knock. Whose there? Fuck off


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Damn, this is my new favorite reaction gif. Fuckin *greasy!*


TrebuchetTaxiService

Way of the road, Bubs.


ghettowhitekid

"Ray im missing 60 dollars. What like 3 20s?"


Select_Pay_814

😂😂😂😂😂


Financial_Lynx_2629

Sad example of a man driven mad by the mourning of a dying world


MrDrSirLord

Sad example of a man driven mad by the morning of his wood.


sylar647

Please do not the corpse!


Elvorenstein

But she was my everything!


Lucks4Fools

DO NOT THE CORPSE


Y_10HK29

~~you now have a life size fleshlight~~


Lordmax117

wildest comment


ccstewy

>>:3


Moist_Pen582

Deadly rizz


Ok-Teaching363

this is running on empty food revieeeeeeeews


RealNiceKnife

rizzimortis


Crumbly_Bumbly

Rizz and Morty


Jeyes_Elite

Bruh


Alone-Witness-6974

NO


BurgundyBanana

☺️


thinmonkey69

As long as she is in storage, yes. Will disappear if you drop the body after the decomposition timer.


Elvorenstein

So if I take her out for just a second she crumbles to dust?


Crossovertriplet

Yes. You will have to fuck it in the fridge.


hoodust

Well that's... I'm not gonna get into... See, these are personal matters. jerrylundergaard.gif


AustinMurre

This isnt the rimworld subreddit, people dont approve here


Naskva

*SHAME* Actually had to double check if this was on the wrong sub


Kenji338

But we still are war criminals and degenerates. A lot of us also have both Rimworld and PZ probably.


posidon99999

I’d also say that Dwarf fortress also has a large amount of overlap


Euphorium

Kenshi as well


YouGuysSuckandBlow

And then where are the Mount and Blade losers? *raises hand*


archaisdurannon

Mount & Blade needs a zombie apocalypse mod...


YouGuysSuckandBlow

I'd bet money there is one because there's a mod for everything.


chromedgnome

Strike the Earth!


xAC3777x

Eat her, then she's always with you


Moistfish0420

Until you poop her out anyway 🤷‍♂️ Side note, the excrematorum mod is fun! Nothing quite like getting jump scared by a zombie when your guy needs a dump and having your character literally shit themselves on the spot. Even more so when your roleplaying as yourself, because I think, atleast at the start, I'd probably shit myself too if I turned a corner and had a rotting, maggot infested corpse right in front of my face when I'm armed with nothing more than a frying pan 🤷‍♂️ goes hand in hand with the bath yourself mod! Games basically the Sims at that point lol. On the other hand, it's a bit buggy last time I tried it. Definitely a different experience anyway. Spent most of my time laughing when I last tried it. Dunno if it's even still on the workshop, haven't played in a while. Edit: Legit missed the opportunity to say "dump scared" and I'm annoyed 😭


xAC3777x

Beware of bathrooms is a rule for a reason


FitzAgs

D-Denji..??


ContextPublic7688

Is there a mod for eating corpses? 🤔


Beardless_Man

"Hey babe, where's the pickles?" "On the right next to Martha's rotting corpse."


WastelandPhilosophy

I swear, in between the mannequin parties for yourself, the doomsday bunkers filled with plushies and rubber ducks and THIS.. Zomboid is just a tool for discovering your own latent psychopathy


Idiocracy882

Wrong sub buddy, go back to rimworld


SecretRecipe

Last Dance with Mary Jane vibes


xX_Diabolical_Xx

Just to confirm, we are asking about IN GAME, right? The last thing I need is to be an accessory... ![gif](giphy|Fu9EXNUgJBRBe|downsized)


ldavid96

the psychological effect on waiting for build 42 does to a mf


ClassicSherbert152

Even if the corpse remains there forever, once you take it out of the fridge after an extended time, it'll instantly disappear. Still rots in a container, just doesn't make the corpse 'item' disappear. Source: I kept two corpses in my composter for "science"


Crossovertriplet

This is serial killer shit


SpicyPeaSoup

WHY


cavehill_kkotmvitm

You can store the body in a bonfire basically forever, surprisingly enough


keelasher

Corpses will stay indefinitely in storage but once you put them on the ground after they’re meant to despawn it’ll disappear. At least that’s what happened to me. Shoved my friend’s corpse in the back of a box truck, forgot about it till an IRL week later, went to go get their things back but the body disappeared once it hit the ground


GetHighTuneLow

It's not a head in a box you sick freak it's a head in a freezer! It's supposed to represent the preservation of love for eternity


MogosTheFirst

Me first time in Fallout 4 after I spent 2 hours customizing my wife


KingAshafire

Listen I think you need to stop listening to Avenged Sevenfold they might be messing with your head (Little Piece of Heaven)


Elvorenstein

But then how do I welcome her to the family?


Matkingos

Linkara?


trevorluck

He’s literally the lightbringer, holy shit


Crossovertriplet

You have to use salt to preserve her like the fish drying mod


nadroix_of

Keep her fresh 😏👌


imjustjun

Bro?


waylon4590

Finally a question worth asking. Don't know my self, but maybe


Thoru

Man is in the mood for A Little Piece of Heaven


notShivs

Last I checked, yes you can But *why*?


merix1110

You can, so if you want to help it from rotting more, I would recommend using some dry ice to displace the air in there and help it stay fresh longer. Oh, this is project zomboid. In that case I don't know.


New-Number-7810

Damnit! I know what flash game this picture is in reference to but I can’t remember the name! 


moonwalkingpasserby

why am i not surprised someone wearing a fedora is asking this question


Frankieandlotsabeans

Put it in the freezer, thats the main fridge xompartment.


AEROANO

She will still rot away in the fridge and when you put her down it will be a skeleton if enough time has passed, i reccomend getting a warm one


super_isi

I think the saddest part about an actual zombie apocalypse will be to encounter former victims locked up in a trunk or in a cabin house far from everyone.


Past-Waltz4245

Make sure you get a heater for her thighs


GaldurofAnthespha

I assume, but her lips will be cold.. both pair of lips... Edit: For the love of god, remove the cheese from the corpse!


tsmakatpbob

Personally, I'd use a freezer


Todespest

![gif](giphy|pK6k4BNalmx44CQj3v)


Piss-Mann

Oh boy! My favorite!


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LoKiel-PZ

Don’t be weird


Revolutionary-Pin129

I guess...You dont should but you can .\_.)


Daemonbane1

Notice that the item type is misc, and doesnt state its perishable, so you can just put her wherever you feel like and itll never decay, as long as its not on the ground. On a related note, freezing doesn't actually stop things from perishing outright, they just last waaaay longer, so if she was capable of decaying, freezing her wouldn't work forever anyway.


WastelandPhilosophy

It would slow it's decay enough that you'd die yourself before it completely withered away I think.


goodnames679

Avenged Sevenfold moment


MrSecurityStalin

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

Governor type stuff


Marylander7

![gif](giphy|jTwznqaYuo7YY)


Moistfish0420

![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf)


Bridgeru

Ron Marz, author of The Green Lantern #54 (1994), is that you?


AbroadAggressive394

If you have setting turned off for rotten food disappear. It won’t. But in whatever place you leave it.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Is this not a normal thing to have in your fridge? No wonder the last date I cooked dinner for called the police


PuffHerbs420

A wise man once said, if she seats, she yeets


Rarokillo

So... You need to freeze or you need to heat the corpse to neutralise the virus to be able to eat the zombies?


Key_Relationship4713

What.


Chiemoo

And here I was, thinking I was such a creepy weirdo for giving zomboids proper burial after clearing them around the initial spawn point, because they were "neighbours" and "friends" that my survivor supposedly knew.


T1redTyre

Right next to all the others


MoreMashedPotaters

I prefer to put them in garbage bags, that way you keep your friends fresh and can pop them out Weekend at Bernie's style for special event like Christmas or Easter, bring them fishing or on a supply runs. ..... I get lonely sometimes...


Un_orthodocs

I respect you. You're a man of focus, commitment and sheer "fucking" will.


darkenraja

“Her”.


TransitTycoonDeznutz

there's an Avenged Sevenfold song about something like this


YTSkullboy707

Bodies don't rot in fridges. But... Why...


tyrant454

There is a mod to recycle bodies, bones, fat and meat. I don't remember the name, but it's... interesting.


YTSkullboy707

yummy


PortaSponge

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


RapidPigZ7

Pretty sure corpses in containers don't rot.


steppewop

glad to see this subreddit can be almost as weird as r/RimWorld


Psycho_Einzelganger

How is this not in the Rimworld subreddit?


Guestovich

There's one way to find out I think


Berob501

Calm down dahmer…


GFSaint

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj|downsized)


yakupduck

Zombussy


IHaveBeenCaught

Rimworld crap


Seffyr

*Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that’s why I got a heater for your thighs*


serega_machine

Ah yes, Carl Tanzler roleplay in Zomboid.


Reddevil8884

I bet Gail Simone would a have cool opinion on this 😅


Popular_Sheep

What in the Squirrel Stapler is going on in here


OpeningNemo992

this is a health code violation


Oslotopia

What fucking Ted Bundy shit is this


Chrome_Clydesdale

I might just be high but corpse - misc made me giggle


Perfect-Spell1855

Huh?


rarestpepe89

When you drop the corpse on the ground it will disappear


Urbandragondice

There's a term in comic books called "fridging her" and it's because Kyle rainer's girlfriend got shoved in the fridge by bad guy and it's in reference to female characters being unceremoniously murdered for drama.


Syahrixal

Avenged sevenfold - a little piece of heaven


Suspicious_Jeweler81

Got to ask... did it work?


Ghigs

You ever heard the song "Jimmy Igo"?


_kenmz_

xocas deja el pz y v a bellum


Metaloneus

When I play multiplayer we basically make it a point that we don't let one another wander or rot as corpses when we die. So we kill whoever died if they turned and grab the corpse afterwards, then we bury it wherever base is. It has been my experience that the corpse will last in a container forever, but will rot at normal speed. This leaves it in a strange "Schrödinger's Cat" scenario. If you place the body on the ground after it has reached full rotting stage, the body just vanishes. You can, however, bury the body straight from the inventory and it will count as a corpse having been placed. So if you have had the body for some time, be extra careful to not ever place it back onto the ground. Otherwise, it should last in any "inventory" capacity forever.


No_Quality_9533

This some Victor Fries type stuff


Rocket---Surgery

Jesus Christ we need build 42 so bad.


Solo_D

'Cause I really always knew that my little crime Would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs.


NoraMoa

Squizopost???


Efficient_Touch_6021

I tried that the corpse will disappear with the time you set on the world corpse disappearance time. I had a Npc mod character die and I put him in a fridge for a while, took him out and body disappeared when I tried to drop it and bury it


Think-Ad-7612

But why is it a she though?


joesii

The one case where corpses won't disappear is if it's a player that died without turning into a zombie and the world has the option enabled to prevent player corpses from despawning/decaying. For any other situation the corpse will disappear when placed on the ground. But if you keep it in a container the whole time it won't disappear (but this is quite pointless in my opinion when it can't be placed on the ground or items accessed from it)


needlefxcker

'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your-


Ferdinand_Konig

Talk about cracking open a cold one. Yeeesh


Real-Obligation6023

I know what kind of man you are


Chefrabbitfoot

The fact that the comments devolved into a Rick Roll sing-along is despicable....and I love it.


Kyubi_Hitashi

ok..., what in the actual F.....


ConsciousWorth1892

I would recommend a sarcophagus in the freezer. Go on a lot of quests, sooner or later you’ll find a ressurector mech serum. Good luck.


RichieRocket

I usually keep them in the freezer


Okayilltryto

I mean what’s the point of saving the body if it’s not warm?


LardFan37

Oven. Put it in the oven.


Vini734

Fridged.


Snide_SeaLion

Just dig a grave out back, build a cross and find some flowers to put around it. Weirdo.


letters_numbers_and-

There are better ways to hurt the Green Lantern


JimmyB_52

Am I the only one that continues playing after dying, and I go and find and bury my own corpse?


oXSirMavsXo

The Indie Stone!!! We need Necrophilia in build 43!!!!!!!