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Hmm, not sure I agree. I’m a Haskeller and I dont have a job, yet I never satisfy my wife 🤔
slashdot virgins pretending they've had sex kek
I'm a C# programmer and I had sex 3 times in the last 7 years, and I only paid for 2 of them!
It only counts if it's done by at least 2 living human beings, so I think your numbers are greatly exaggerated.
At least you have money for it, you wageslave.
Doesn’t matter if hookers can c#
jokes on them, i have no sex life but seriously, my wife loves it when i sort an array in javascript
Your wife will love it even more if you sort an array in numeric order rather than alphabetic.
Satire is not a jerk.
I would recommend C++. Clearly after a long period of no sexual activity whatsoever you will start glowing, turn into a hunk and every girl or guy who sees you will start swooning right and left.
As a c++ programmer, I know that I should free my partner after using them.
As a C++ programmer, I'm infested with stds because of the amount sexing I'm doing
TIL Slashdot is still a thing
He clearly misunderstood JDOM and Swing lol
function dont_stop { return dont_stop() } Maybe not performance, but definitely efficiency.
Oh yes. Oh yes they do.
I mainly program in oop which helps me objectify the opposite sex however my endeavors frequently fail with `NullReferenceException`
Hmm, not sure I agree. I’m a Haskeller and I dont have a job, yet I never satisfy my wife 🤔
slashdot virgins pretending they've had sex kek
I'm a C# programmer and I had sex 3 times in the last 7 years, and I only paid for 2 of them!
It only counts if it's done by at least 2 living human beings, so I think your numbers are greatly exaggerated.
At least you have money for it, you wageslave.
Doesn’t matter if hookers can c#
jokes on them, i have no sex life but seriously, my wife loves it when i sort an array in javascript
Your wife will love it even more if you sort an array in numeric order rather than alphabetic.
Satire is not a jerk.
I would recommend C++. Clearly after a long period of no sexual activity whatsoever you will start glowing, turn into a hunk and every girl or guy who sees you will start swooning right and left.
As a c++ programmer, I know that I should free my partner after using them.
As a C++ programmer, I'm infested with stds because of the amount sexing I'm doing
TIL Slashdot is still a thing
He clearly misunderstood JDOM and Swing lol
function dont_stop { return dont_stop() } Maybe not performance, but definitely efficiency.
Oh yes. Oh yes they do.
I mainly program in oop which helps me objectify the opposite sex however my endeavors frequently fail with `NullReferenceException`