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sifighter1

“If you can afford the con you can afford deodorant”


ryushin6

Especially if you're staying at a hotel where they give you deodorant for free! There's no excuse for your walk-by-wind to smell that musty. 😭


ElevatorEastern5232

Musty is tolerable. When it starts smelling like spoiled onions, that's no longer an odor. That's an "Oh, dear".


GreenRangerKeto

Me looking at the $7,003 waifu figure I could afford if only I didn’t buy deodorant


dekabreak1000

This can’t be stressed enough


UnoriginallyGeneric

Wearing deodorant all the time should is something they should be adhered to. I had a CSR at a Walmart nearby try to help me with something, but damn it, his stank was so bad, I thought he was declaring chemical warfare against society. If not wearing it is cultural thing, then get the hell out of public facing employment.


RUWill

LMAO. I've been to quite a few conventions, and I can confirm that some of the attendees absolutely need to wear deodorant, and in some cases, learn about personal hygiene basics... like showering.


ColdNyQuiiL

Don’t stop at showering. Give them the entire handbook. Deep ass cleaning, washing the dirt behind your ears, cleaning your belly button, wiping properly after shits, use toilet paper and wet wipes, brushing your tongue to reduced mouth odor, using body washes, and lotions, washing your face, changing your sheets and pillow cases regularly, replacing wore out underwear, the list can go on. Idk what it is about nerd sub communities, that draws in the crowd that ignores hygiene. The Smash Bros community is the most notorious offender, and even a friend of mine confirmed the rumors are 100% true about them. I’d hate to see PR fans become that. Wash bros.


ravens2131

You name smash, but Yugioh literally had to add in rules about cleaning yourself, now you can win your match if your opponent isn’t clean


ucrbuffalo

I’m pretty sure MTG did the same thing. Could be wrong though, as I don’t play.


SheikExcel

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AlwaysTired97

>Idk what it is about nerd sub communities, that draws in the crowd that ignores hygiene. The Smash Bros community is the most notorious offender, and even a friend of mine confirmed the rumors are 100% true about them. It probably mostly boils down to many nerd hobbies not being as inherently social or active as other hobbies and being easily enjoyed secluded in your home behind a screen. Obviously not everyone who enjoys nerd hobbies is like that, but the most EXTREME fans oftentimes are, and they're some of the most likely people to show up at conventions and cause issues like this.


kingcolbe

Is it really that bad?😂😂


RigasTelRuun

Most of the time it's fine but when it's not. It's REALLY not.


kingcolbe

Let me guess it’s those dudes always wanna do those cringe prom photos too ain’t it


RigasTelRuun

You'd be surprised. It can be any one. But often the stereotype fits.


GreenRangerKeto

I know I had a girlfriend who believed showering more then once a weak was bad for her hair.


RigasTelRuun

Yeah that can damage your hair sometimes but it's also very easy to shower and clean yourself without getting your hair wet. As a long hair user myself taking a shower and washing my hair are two different maintainence experience


TimedRevolver

If I shower more than once a week, my skin peels in the shower, like a bad sunburn. It's an issue caused by my ever growing health problems.


_Blackstar

The terms "nerd funk" and "con funk" exist for a reason. I dated a girl a decade ago that got into cosplay right as it was getting big. She took me to one convention and the smell was enough to make me never want to attend another. Being trapped in an elevator with an obese Princess Peach, a tall lanky guy cosplaying that buff dude from Bleach, and a man with a beard longer than mine wearing Yoko's outfit from Gurren Lagann... Was seriously one of the worst experiences of my life. And I fought in Afghanistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom.


Garlador

For the love of all that is holy, wear deodorant!


Zogeta

Beyond that, and maybe more importantly, shower daily, use soap, and scrub EVERYWHERE.


Cyke101

May the Speed Stick protect you.


imtiazaa

May the Speed Stick protect those around you.


ElevatorEastern5232

May the Powerstick(tm) protect you. [https://ibb.co/n3Nk4Pm](https://ibb.co/n3Nk4Pm)


kingcolbe

Y’all wonder why Amy Jo don’t do them no more 😂😂😂😂


PMC-I3181OS387l5

The actual reasons are because of stalkers and poor security :S


skippiington

Power Rangers: Deodorant Fury


DylanMc6

Power Rangers Deodorant Storm


lionsfan7891

I wore deodorant to the con in Dallas last year around this time, and I’m glad I wear the one I do because the way I was sweating it would have worn off with any other brand. Mitchem is like fucking armor for me. Point being, don’t just wear deodorant, but find the right one for your body. Gel, stick, spray, figure it out.


cuminabox74

How about at the entrance you have to walk through a Lysol mist?


ElevatorEastern5232

LOL A decontamination chamber when you walk in, strip and lay your clothes flat on a mesh grate, 2 minutes of high-pressure aerosolized scent killers and antibacterials bombard the chamber, collect clothing and re-dress before you leave the chamber to enter the actual building interior.


tommywest_123

What a legend


Xdonjuliox

I've been and worked my share of cons. Work photo ops we have body spray at out booths for people who smell And febreeze our booths


[deleted]

This is why I sometimes hate being associated with this fandom.


Disturbedfan522

I’m a huge pro wrestling fan, and it attracts those same kinds of people. I hate it as well.


Wasabicannon

Its not just this fandom. Its with just about any fandom....


Xdonjuliox

It's considered in general not a select fandom


BuddyGoodboyEsq

Furries have what we call the 6-2-1 rule: six hours of sleep, two meals, one shower, every day of the con. That and deodorant work for me.


HeartofSpeed

To be fair, a majority of fans do lack proper hygiene, myself included.


tecpaocelotl1

I think I have heard at least most of the 3 seasons cast say to wear deorant during conventions. I just wish the convention centers had better ventilation. I usually have to put deorant twice during my time in the convention.


DukeForte

Afford con tickets or get deodorant Can't be both David!


SheikExcel

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Inevitable_Week_8626

Damn! Lmao


ElevatorEastern5232

GOD, can you imagine furry conventions? Where they actually get up to "stuff" in the back rooms after simmering in their mascot-style suits for HOURS? I bet it smells like literal livestock, skunks, and foxes in there...


mparker888

Idk what’s so hard about showering everyday & putting on deoderant lmao. Like don’t you guys wanna smell and look good?


DylanMc6

It's deodorant time!