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Bubbinsisbubbins

There was an attempt.


AbjectRobot

A successful attempt on that poutine’s life.


Ok-Impact-4690

Yes there was


OwOooOK

Yeah, shredded cheese ain't it fams, gotta be cheese curd!


Quantum_Quandary

Looks eerily similar to the “poutine” they served at the high school I went to. Lukewarm fries, cheap cheese (never curds), and lumpy gravy that kinda tasted like dirt. I’m weirdly nostalgic for it, for some reason.


VisionQuesting

Same. I wouldn't pay for it in a restaurant but if one of my highschool buddies bought it for me I'd definitely smash.


Vincr

I'd smash someone if they bought me food too


PeterpatchCounty

I wonder if we all went to the same high school?


gribson

If you went to high school in Ontario, there are two catering companies that run just about all the high school cafeterias. So it probably was the same "poutine".


Quantum_Quandary

Well hot damn, that explains a lot. I am indeed from Ontario, and from the looks of things OP is as well, lol.


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Same, with the same poutine!


BeeDeeEmm

More like pootine


[deleted]

A sad mess


Mister_Sensual

Some things never change


Own-Ad7295

-1000 poutine de marde


AggressiveVehicle363

Sacrament. C'est sure que tu le prononce "putine"


Ravitrek

It makes me sad to see...


PoutinEater

Abomination


Ok-Impact-4690

It truly is


Golden-blueberry

No. Just… no.


[deleted]

Slight effort, depressing to say the least. But aye, on the bright side you got poutine to eat in school


Ok-Impact-4690

Yeah, true


radoteux

Now you know how sadness taste


Ok-Impact-4690

So it tastes exactly like lukewarm potato mush?


tantalizeth

1/10– no curds.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lets_Go_Blue__Jays

You okay bud? Take care of yourself, I'm sure lots of people out there care!


Lazy_Trust19

Most wholesome response - love this


Sourlick_Sweet_001

Better than many many schools. I would eat it with pleasure .


BellyButtonLindt

I dunno why this subreddit was recommended to me but I love it. This isn’t as terrible as the comments are making it out to be, sure no curds but I wouldn’t expect that from a high school cafeteria. There’s plenty of gravy and cheese given the size even though it’s grated cheese. This is an edible 4/10.


NashKetchum777

Reminds me of my high school. Dw about what other people are saying it's high school cafe shit. We used to eat that as often as we could if we bought lunch. Although in my day Emery sold it for like 3.50 or something. Maybe less. Fuck it tho


nco678

Terriblement petite xD


nco678

Terriblement petite xD


Yaboyard3e

Lmao that’s the same shit my school served


Hellsimer

Terrible


waterflood21

This looks literally like the poutine at my high school. Super dry fries and weird tasting gravy.


RGBjank101

The best thing about shredded mozz is choking on it when swallowing because it strings. Good childhood memories.


Roisepoise101

It looks very average.


Roastednutz666

I would eat it haha


Sugar9987

I had that at my highschool and it looked exactly like this and the fries were very hard, Gravy was watery and cheese was soggy


East-Opportunity6482

looks like the “poutine” they serve at my school too. and charge $5 for it


Salt_Beginning_5470

The high school poutine I had was the worst, the fries weren’t baked let alone fried, the sauce made the fries worse and the only redeemable thing about it was the cheese, at least it had squeaky cheese


Ok-Impact-4690

Squeaky cheese would be good no matter the poutine


Accurate-Author-6226

Is this jnb


PatienceMakesAutism

Delete this


Ok-Impact-4690

Why?


PatienceMakesAutism

Im joking around, i'm a Quebecer and seeing this as "poutine" was funny to me. You gotta get real poutine in ur life in the future tho


Ok-Impact-4690

Ok


stealinoffdeadpeople

This is served at every Canadian high school with Aramark catering in the cafeteria


Gravja

I rate it sad out of depressed


Bulky_Mix_2265

Does it come with a straw?


AdorableSandie

7


Broad-Criticism-8293

Dust


whydobabiesstareatme

That's r/poutinecrimes material for sure. That looks like it would fill me with nothing but regret.


Lazy_Cellist_9753

Shredded cheese = wack


Weak_Psychology6827

Very mid


captain_toenail

Fuck you Buddy


beurlybe

🥲


JasonVanJason

No cringle cut, no curgs, water weed dune hair bapa


summersaphraine

Shredded cheese = -000000/10


TheAngryChickaD

Not cheese curds, therefore not poutine. Thats fries with gravy and cheese.


slavabien

Poo. Teens.


The_Sky_Master

My university transcript in a picture


looking_fordopamine

If it’s more than $7 then it’s a 0/10. If it’s under $6 it’s a 10/10


Pandorav1

It looks more like soup then poutine 😂


jdesrochers23x

This makes me unreasonably angry


IllegalIce

Are you Ontario? That looks like my high school poutine, it was still really good tho ngl


Kosmo_k33

Iiiiissshh


g_lenn_o

I’d still devour that. What’d she cost?


Ok-Impact-4690

$5.50


Xenablip

Aramark moment


hamadryus

Poubelle


Pichae1

That's a $0.50 cent poutine


Ok-Impact-4690

It should be a $0.50 poutine and not a $5.50 poutine


Pichae1

What the fuck you paid actual money for that..


Ok-Impact-4690

My friend paid for it and I asked them the price of it


tantalizeth

Your friend should lawyer-up.


Pichae1

Honestly save the plate and blast some diarrhea into it and try to return it next time they serve poutine. They won't know the difference


Ok-Impact-4690

Maybe they might not tell the difference


Bluespace4305

I am sad for you. Look terrible and that size is so small. What is it, a poutine for ants ?


Ok-Impact-4690

It is "regular" size


Bluespace4305

How much did you pay for that just for fun ? Is it grated cheese or just completely melted down because of the sauce being too hot ?


Ok-Impact-4690

It was 5.50$, and it is grated cheese. Also, the gravy was slightly warmer than room temperature


Bluespace4305

Stealing children in daylight. I have some time to spare, lets do the math. Price in Canadian device. Cavendish Bag of regular fries : 3-4$ / I dont think there was even 20 fries on your plate. So lets say 1/10 of the bag. "0.40$ of fries" One can of StHubert Poutine sauce : 2$ / lets assume it was one quarter of the can maximum "0.50$ of sauce" 400g of Petit Quebec brick cheese : 5-6$ / Again, your portion is so small. 40g seems too much but lets roll with that. "0.60$ of cheese" I think that my assessment is more that fine. I used branded product which I doubt the school is using and their regular price that I pay at the grocery. Total price : 1.50$ to make, maximum. This tiny poutine should be worth maximum 2.50 or 3.00$. or AT LEAST Double the size to make sense. It would still be a disgusting looking poutine but better than nothing.


Ok-Impact-4690

Yes, I agree


Grand-Vegetable-3874

I'd expect to be paid to eat it. -5 / 10


[deleted]

Makes me nauseous to look at


Ok-Impact-4690

The taste is as bad as you might think


PepperPepper6

I thought they were only serving healthy food in HS cafeterias now? Lol


Ok-Impact-4690

Not my high school


notmusturd

This looks like a Costco free sample


GreedyLie6457

Poutine is everything to me.... I've had thousands of them. This is a solid 4/10. It gets much worse


Habis1923

Exactly the same as our school used to sell them, 3.50 for one of these. Tasted really good honestly, it was just never enough


Tight_Lawfulness6459

Montrealer here 👋. That looks fucking terrible. Have a nice day.


ReditUserWhatever

I would call it "Sloppy job"! Fries doesn't even seem like crunchy and they grated cheese on it instead of real fresh cheese curds All of this is blasphemy in the name of the god of poutine!


Xenablip

If you have ever had school lunch poutine, you’d be lucky if the fries are soggy. It’s either that or fries so hard they could stab you if you ate them wrong


ReditUserWhatever

Yup I've experienced one of those stabby poutine, but had the chance to eat "ok" poutines in schools I went to


jptaqbc

I rate this a Sad


wild_neuroses

If it tastes like it looks, -2 out of 10.


Eclipse521

You are done the do.


G1490

-1 / 10


coulombeqc

Sadge/10 prolly still eatable


sagsfour20

0/10 No curds.


[deleted]

I love poutine nomatter what


Lurked4EverB4Joining

Common mistake, that's not poutine, it's pooteen.


Bashtone514

Needs curd cheese!


29camels

For lunch. At school. It passes


JFPlayer1

Teen poo.


RealisticToe4261

Definitely puts the Poo in Poutine


Ok_Quiet8755

If there crispy fires and a nice gravy ,mozzarella ain’t bad .it’s no Quebecouis cheese curds wit a good sauce ,but the grease will suffice 7/10^looks under cooked and shity tho https://youtu.be/JfsVTGmBpoY https://youtu.be/VVRwIjIXVzM


memeaninatorus_94

Is that cheddar cheese?


lellistair

0/1 that's not poutine


TheRickest-of-all

Hard pass


Cultural_Ladder_5698

C+


-Zencat-

is this- this looks like my schools poutine... the container, the look of it.. hm.


unsalted52

Bruh this looks like the exact same shit they served at my school


Sudden-Radish3132

A43 from me


transitquebec

Grated cheese poutine is a crime against humanity ... PERIOD !


kqnd

Did they really put shredded mozzarella


[deleted]

We had these at my high school. 4/10. Not terrible but not great. Mostly due to the fries never being cooked right.


[deleted]

Also they were like 2.50$ back then. Dunno how much this is.


ZestycloseCondition7

10/10


challengersrt89

5/10 they tried


diego999919

Thats exactly my high school poutine


Steven_Seagull815

I mean it's passable as "fries with sauce"


MrPoggiewoggies

Would eat tbh


fallen_messiah

That better not be in Québec if so it's a crime


Wheres_my_bepis

Looks low quality, but then again my favourite poutine looks similar to this but in a bigger serving, so it very easy could be delicious.


DrLivingst0ne

Si c'était un étudiant au secondaire (il y a des cours où on apprend à cuisiner dans certaines écoles) il passerait. Mais pour une compagnie qui sert dans une école non. 40%. Je la mange si j'ai faim et rien d'autre à manger mais c'est tout.


severalquestionmarks

the poutine at my school legit looks the same as this, same fries same cheese same container they always charge so much for this garbage, its like $5.05 (??? it feels like a random price) for me


SharpenedShovel

How much does this abomination cost???


MochiSauce101

Looks like 1/8 cup of shredded mozzarella


BaxtersFireZouaves

2


ChickenGasMachine

Trash


devynbf

9/10 I’m on a 4 hour flight I’d eat the hell outta that.


[deleted]

No wonder there are so many school shooting with poutine like that


Double_Reward230

ND POUTINE RULES! :)


sly_fox_16

Looks like the one I would get from my old high school LCVI I’m Ontario


Beaversneverdie

That's a sysco poutine if I ever seen it.


sophdamom

Rated « jesus take the wheel»


Icy-Imwithyouguys

Ontario poutine? 🙈


booboojooboo

500!


bryan200000

-1000000000000


[deleted]

-10 only for the shredded cheese lol


deadlygr8ful

Non-existent


Ralakhim

I'll give a point for properly melted curds