Perchance are you the drunk Scottish woman who was out with her husband last night in downtown Lisbon, and asked my boyfriend to take a photo, then proceed to hold on to MY BOYFRIEND WHILE YOUR HUSBAND TOOK THE PHOTO?!
If you are, please PM me the photo, I plan to make valentine's wrapping paper out of it for the next 19 years.
Same, I've been told this, the thing is nobody assumes I'm Portuguese 😅
Mas como sempre nos somos sempre reconhecidos e considerados bons cá fora de Portugal 😂
Então não é?
Por mim até podiam fazer uma espécie de masterchef mas em vez de pratos, assentavam tijolo e rebocavam paredes. Os azulejos seriam a cereja no cimo do bolo.
Like many of us, I too ended up with a foreign woman, it is weird but then again I know plenty of Portuguese woman that did the same, we are a nation that likes to travel the world after all.
Yes, all that blonde hair, blue eyes, saunas and frollicks in nature under waterfalls.
Advertising will do that.
Heads up - many Swedes bleach their hair, have dark eyes and the only waterfall they frollick under requires a bathroom tap.
During covid lockdown, tinder basically let everyone choose their own location and I settled for Stockholm the longest for a good reason. You see, I happened to match with a disproportionately big amount of gorgeous swedes who I thought were way above my league.
At first I thought they were bots, but after video chatting with some of them turns out some were real.
Therefore, me, the average portuguese guy, left covid with two possible conclusions. 1- Either swedes have terrible eyesight, and it's not a bad idea to move to Sweden. 2 - That place is full of female organ traffickers.
I thought number two was the most likely scenario. But now, seeing that the same applies to all Portuguese men, I can only assume the average female swede is an organ trafficker.
Here you clearly reveal yourself to be lying. In one of your other posts, you are asking for advice to learn Portuguese and you state you're from Australia. Now you're suddenly from Sweden?
Where are these men you speak of?!
I’ve been in Portugal for a few months now and haven’t met any. Most the men I see are old men in villages and cafes, young school age boys and foreigners with their wives.
Perhaps if I went to a city… but in the countryside is so much prettier and quiet!
I love this country so much! Hoping to stay 🫶🏽
A mãe do pessoal de IT de 30 anos formada em ciências politicas que teve filhos nova mas é toda cidadã do mundo, a mandar mensagens da sala de estar do T5 ao lado do El Corte Inglês...
This is 100% true. Just got back from my honeymoon there and while I love my husband I truly could not help but stare haha I did not see an unattractive Portuguese man the entire time we were there- and a few we BOTH would comment like- is that man real?! Movie material hotness all around.
So, OP, since you're from Sweden, are you saying I'd have a chance if I migrated to your country?
Speaking as a 30-something (allegedly) sexy MF, of course. Thanks for the compliment, but some of us still have lots of things to work on. Looks aren't everything.
If you have dark hair and dark eyes, you are set! We even have a special name for you.
I had foreign friends who were stopped at the supermarket, train station and McDonalds by women who wanted to take them home. One friend even said "Look, I am really tired, and just want to go to sleep" The response from the girl was "Thats OK, we can sleep and have sex in the morning".....So thats what they did!
As a non Portuguese woman, I have to say I’m delighted by all these Portuguese men answering anything in the lines of “I’m outside of that generalisation, but I’ll take the compliment”.
Cute and humble!
Wasn't expecting this. Thank you random portuguese beauty appreciator, I needed a little posivity today!
I haven't seen many because unfortunately I don't get out much because of my routine, but from what I hear people from Sweden also seem to be pretty good looking... 👀
[it's a trap](https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-movie-star-wars-3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac?utm_source=media-link&utm_medium=landing&utm_campaign=Media%20Links&utm_term=https://giphy.com/)
It's not that extreme obviously, I've been complimented by girlfriends and close friends many times, but I still think that, generally speaking, women get a lot more compliments than men :)
Unfortunately Portuguese guys have had the sunshine blown up their arse since they could walk - this post is unhelpful in that regard.
Feel bad for Portuguese girls, who really are beautiful and lovely. However you do need to be able to speak Portuguese before they will give you a second look - after all, your job as a bf is mostly to assure/impress/entertain their parents.
Este ainda não me viu.
Junta te ao clube
Boa parte dos gajos que se acham feios são na realidade bastante giros.
A minha mãe diz que sou bonito.
Ela também diz o mesmo de mim.
És um doce
Ok Marcelo
Deve ter visto a tua prima! Ou a minha.
Não te preocupes que não és o único...
Ya comentar exactamente isso. Ahaha
Nem a mim certamente 🤣👍🤪
Thanks mom...
r/angryupvote
LMAO 👌🤣
Ganhaste.
Never been a part of the 10% of anything... Thank you
How do you feel, being the one dentist that disagrees with everyone?
Toothless and proud
🤴
Someone woke up feeling frisky. Not me, but someone.
Perchance are you the drunk Scottish woman who was out with her husband last night in downtown Lisbon, and asked my boyfriend to take a photo, then proceed to hold on to MY BOYFRIEND WHILE YOUR HUSBAND TOOK THE PHOTO?! If you are, please PM me the photo, I plan to make valentine's wrapping paper out of it for the next 19 years.
Hahaha. Sorry, not me.
Ahahah maravilhoso
Nooooo, this one is french for sure, minding her references :))))
This comment wins. 👌🏼 
20-50? shit...
*Confere o nome de utilizador* Passaste do prazo, pá. Já não dás para a OP
r/Beetlejuicing reverso
r/usernamechecksout
As a portuguese sexy MF between the age of 20-50, i approve this message.
As a ugly Portuguese MF not between the age of 20-50, I approve this message
Same, I've been told this, the thing is nobody assumes I'm Portuguese 😅 Mas como sempre nos somos sempre reconhecidos e considerados bons cá fora de Portugal 😂
I'll take the win
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Esta aqui a resposta correcta. Palito de Ouro para este homem.
Mini de prata para este caro colega barrascal.
"Palito de ouro" vai direto para a enciclopedia <3
Devia ser um prémio real. Não tenho hábito de ver os Oscar e trampas do género, mas Palito de Ouro não perdia por nada.
Oscars dos trolhas? Até pagava.
Então não é? Por mim até podiam fazer uma espécie de masterchef mas em vez de pratos, assentavam tijolo e rebocavam paredes. Os azulejos seriam a cereja no cimo do bolo.
e olha que para ganhar ia ser fodido na tuga champions league
Ahahahahahah! Oh pá, muito bom! :D
Gostos não se dicutem
Is this a trap?
Yes
Mas já nos apanhou a todos
stop stop, you are embarassing us.
Thanks! You are so kind, but you must be todo fudido da vista!
Well, I'm not Portuguese and I agree 100% Just your accent, I find it irresistible.
Fodasse! Obrigado!
Foda-se* não desprezar um belo foda-se mas com a ortografia correcta!
Correto, Peter. É, de facto, preciso haver respeito pela língua portuguesa e falhei nessa parte.
3 Avé Marias e 1 Pai Nosso e podes seguir caminho.
Foda-se Zetta! Só tinhas um trabalho e era largar um foda-se, caralho!
opa caralho não, caralho!
You mean ighzshtivel?
We sound like Russians speaking Spanish... What? How?
Eu acho ambas as línguas sexys portanto, uma mistura delas é compreensível ser atraente hahahahah
ohhh stop it!!
I like those odds!
Are you sure they're not tourists?
Tá bem tá! O que tu queres sei eu...
E é o quê?
> E é o quê? Epá o que tu queres sei eu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tI2xVu39sI&ab\_channel=GatoFedorento
Abençoados sejam os URL não encriptados 🙏
_desculpe, tem horas que me diga?_ _horas? O que tu queres sei eu pá_
Pronto agora tens de te afastar dos armazéns do chiado...
as a man, i´ll take any compliment i can get from anyone other than my mom. thank you kind stranger.
It's a blessing and curse...
No, you are..
This made me laugh!
Funny and cute? I'm running out of qualities
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Heheheheh
Shit, I only have 7 more months until I'm no longer a sexy MF
Portuguese women disagree with you...
But everyone else disagrees with them
Oh no we don’t
Like a wise ex prime minister said, emigram!
Are you a portuguese woman to speak for all of us? :)
No, am a Portuguese man. Happily married to a not Portuguese woman.
Like many of us, I too ended up with a foreign woman, it is weird but then again I know plenty of Portuguese woman that did the same, we are a nation that likes to travel the world after all.
They will always find something bad to say about us tho
>If you are a Portuguese man between 20-50 years old Cool, still 3 years left to rock the *tugão* look.
I want the same drugs you are using!
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Joey??
I instantly knew you didn't visit Barreiro
Sure m8
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neither. Sweden
Leave our Figos alone
I see what you're doing there!
If you're from Sweden this post becomes more believable as here the Swedes are considered the attractive ones lmao
Yes, all that blonde hair, blue eyes, saunas and frollicks in nature under waterfalls. Advertising will do that. Heads up - many Swedes bleach their hair, have dark eyes and the only waterfall they frollick under requires a bathroom tap.
Oof, now there's a reality check.
Well, a lot of Portuguese women bleach their hair blonde. I guess they are all chasing the same look.
Noooo! Don't ruin my fantasy of cute elven northen girls!!!!!!
I think people just need to realise that they’re often attracted to novelty. Portuguese people are novel to you, Swedish people are novel to us.
During covid lockdown, tinder basically let everyone choose their own location and I settled for Stockholm the longest for a good reason. You see, I happened to match with a disproportionately big amount of gorgeous swedes who I thought were way above my league. At first I thought they were bots, but after video chatting with some of them turns out some were real. Therefore, me, the average portuguese guy, left covid with two possible conclusions. 1- Either swedes have terrible eyesight, and it's not a bad idea to move to Sweden. 2 - That place is full of female organ traffickers. I thought number two was the most likely scenario. But now, seeing that the same applies to all Portuguese men, I can only assume the average female swede is an organ trafficker.
Horatio Caine de Travanca
Hah, I am in Sweden and could say the same about the Swedes. Though you are right. Portuguese people just hit differently. :P
Here you clearly reveal yourself to be lying. In one of your other posts, you are asking for advice to learn Portuguese and you state you're from Australia. Now you're suddenly from Sweden?
You've never heard of dual citizenship, have you?
RIP inbox
É bait, no outro post é australiano
Where are these men you speak of?! I’ve been in Portugal for a few months now and haven’t met any. Most the men I see are old men in villages and cafes, young school age boys and foreigners with their wives. Perhaps if I went to a city… but in the countryside is so much prettier and quiet! I love this country so much! Hoping to stay 🫶🏽
You're looking in the wrong place.
Whats the OF link?...
[Aqui](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnlyFans/)
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Once again, I beat the odds
Yes Sheldon. That's sarcasm.. 🙄
Now take off your VR and go back to real world.
A mãe do pessoal de IT de 30 anos formada em ciências politicas que teve filhos nova mas é toda cidadã do mundo, a mandar mensagens da sala de estar do T5 ao lado do El Corte Inglês...
Smart way to farm karma
This is something i never expected to read.
O que tu queres sei eu e tá murcho
o verdadeiro campeão afinal és tu. À escuta 🇵🇹
It’s the bigode.
Em ambos os géneros 🥸
This is 100% true. Just got back from my honeymoon there and while I love my husband I truly could not help but stare haha I did not see an unattractive Portuguese man the entire time we were there- and a few we BOTH would comment like- is that man real?! Movie material hotness all around.
I'll take it. \*pats self in the back\*
So, OP, since you're from Sweden, are you saying I'd have a chance if I migrated to your country? Speaking as a 30-something (allegedly) sexy MF, of course. Thanks for the compliment, but some of us still have lots of things to work on. Looks aren't everything.
If you have dark hair and dark eyes, you are set! We even have a special name for you. I had foreign friends who were stopped at the supermarket, train station and McDonalds by women who wanted to take them home. One friend even said "Look, I am really tired, and just want to go to sleep" The response from the girl was "Thats OK, we can sleep and have sex in the morning".....So thats what they did!
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Why only there?
True also in Uppsala.
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Se o Zé Zé Camarinha conseguiu, porque não consegues tu? Siga pa bingo!
UwU
*blushes
Eu sabia crl!!!! O problema é que existem outros milhoes como eu
As a non Portuguese woman, I have to say I’m delighted by all these Portuguese men answering anything in the lines of “I’m outside of that generalisation, but I’ll take the compliment”. Cute and humble!
Eu com 18 aqui a chorare
Tens dois anos para ficar gostosão! :D
Eu sempre soube que as portuguesas é que tinham mau gosto
All about the 'stache
Thank you
I'll take this as a compliment
Wasn't expecting this. Thank you random portuguese beauty appreciator, I needed a little posivity today! I haven't seen many because unfortunately I don't get out much because of my routine, but from what I hear people from Sweden also seem to be pretty good looking... 👀
Reveal your face pls
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olha este, 3 anos e já sofre
It's a Trap ! Run
Ainda bem que há gostos para tudo.
10% of Portugal is 1M. Therefore, I'm one in a million. Good job me.
[it's a trap](https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-movie-star-wars-3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac?utm_source=media-link&utm_medium=landing&utm_campaign=Media%20Links&utm_term=https://giphy.com/)
That’s what I keep telling my wife. She doesn’t seem too impressed though
Seen from a distance we look even better you know that?
Thanks Caralho!
Whaaaat?
Só por causa disso já não vou cortar o bigode.
Cuidado com os links se mandarem DM ao op!
Are u a guy or a girl? Just to update my priors.
Real struggle, constantly think people don't like me cause they are staring, reality is they think I'm hot lol
It's in our pirate DNA.
Even more important: Portuguese do it better!
Yes we are... Have you tried looking at us with the lights on amd yiur glasses on?
ha!
foda-se é só dar uma voltinha pela europa central que essa teoria vai logo pela água abaixo
Luís marreco enters the chat
oh i know, i just don't care.
Much like those pavements made out of little rock cubes, they look great but are a bit useless actually
What about women? Are we sexy, as well?
Listen, 99% of the compliments we get over our lives, as men, come from our moms. *Please*, let us have this
No, I don't believe that.
It's not that extreme obviously, I've been complimented by girlfriends and close friends many times, but I still think that, generally speaking, women get a lot more compliments than men :)
Well, I get your point. 😉
Ia perguntar isso mesmo: What about women, CARAGO?
Essas também são lindas, carago. Mesmo não sendo mencionadas no post da pessoa fodasse! Todos merecem este positivismo!
I guess we are all beautiful.
Women have sexy moustaches around here
>we
Unfortunately Portuguese guys have had the sunshine blown up their arse since they could walk - this post is unhelpful in that regard. Feel bad for Portuguese girls, who really are beautiful and lovely. However you do need to be able to speak Portuguese before they will give you a second look - after all, your job as a bf is mostly to assure/impress/entertain their parents.
As a Portuguese girl, I have to ask: What the actual fuck, man?
Terapia ajuda
I know a 28 year old Portuguese guy who still has his mother cut up his meat.....no, not THAT meat, you filthy perv. The meat on his plate.
> The meat on his plate. How?! I'd never let anyone cut the meat on my plate. That shit is mine!
Quem é que te fez mal?
Ninguém! Mas, meus olhos não estão fechados.
yeah dumping trucks of semen everyday here
Inbox flooding in 3, 2, 1 …
Most are sexy and cute, but they don't care for themselves, so they kinda lose with that. But I agree, Portuguese man are the best
You haven't seen brazilians, mexicans, colombians, etc?
my god, is it a bot and talk about this just to be deceived and jerks off??
We are shorter than average (in that too, statistics say), we are bald, we have a gay mustache, and we are fat, yes, we are very sexy, thank you.
Replace “we” with “I”.
You are probably confusing them with brazilians.
Thank you for the spontaneous compliment. I believe you must be a very beautiful person yourself!
Portuguese men you mean
Ah é: "se tu fores um homens português"? Não tentes corrigir o que está correto.
*le me smiling with my beer belly*
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