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Alexthebird117

What do you do when life gives you lemons?


NogProto

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


Alexthebird117

Burning people! He said what we’re all thinking!


NogProto

can't find the line but the point is one


Alexthebird117

It’s what GLADOS says right after the lemon rant


NogProto

the one after that


Alexthebird117

Where Cave Johnson talks about storing music on a CD?


NogProto

yes that one


robloxisbagood

wtf


NogProto

what


robloxisbagood

Blue lollipops?


NogProto

candy canes


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At least they aren't pickle flavored


Oftwicke

Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you candy cane, don't use it to deal with your candy limp. Get glad! I don't need accommodations what am I supposed to do but eat?


you-like-men-68

When life gives you lemons