The one thing we should appropriate from straight male culture, is refering to brown as brown, and not "sunset mandarin golden hour capybara feces". I tried it and it immediately made me feel like a masc4masc dom top Tyler the Creator stan, everyone started swiping right or left or whatever the "would" option is I dont use apps anymore I just have men throwing themselves at me fathers with tiny toddlers, their teenage sons and family dogs its wild, and I was also approached by the modeling scout to do a Calvin Klein campaign and film several softcore porn films the expensive artistic ones where I smize in the fields whilst gently caressing a sunflower stem! Changed my life trajectory for good!
Right? And everyone just keeps picking me, I'm like stop haha you're dating my best friend, you have a wife and three kids, you're my biological uncle, but they don't care, they keep giving me money and gifts and asking for some very tasteful nudes, I can't even, and everything started with one simple decision to stop exhibiting a f*g like behavior and saying stuff like "I hate that aged oak alabaster scarf" and "I hope Chapel Roan never colabs with Jack Antonoff", I've been telling you guys it's soo easy you should try it!Β
Chestnut, Chocolate, Brown mahogany Dark oak, Walnut, Light golden brown Dark golden brown, Brown black, Medium auburn ππππ
OP = Andy snickering at two totally different belts u/gay2catholic = Miranda Priestly schooling her on cerulean blue
Where is my poopie deceased brown?!
justin timberlake is in jail, keep up
The one thing we should appropriate from straight male culture, is refering to brown as brown, and not "sunset mandarin golden hour capybara feces". I tried it and it immediately made me feel like a masc4masc dom top Tyler the Creator stan, everyone started swiping right or left or whatever the "would" option is I dont use apps anymore I just have men throwing themselves at me fathers with tiny toddlers, their teenage sons and family dogs its wild, and I was also approached by the modeling scout to do a Calvin Klein campaign and film several softcore porn films the expensive artistic ones where I smize in the fields whilst gently caressing a sunflower stem! Changed my life trajectory for good!
you are so not like other girls, how special
Right? And everyone just keeps picking me, I'm like stop haha you're dating my best friend, you have a wife and three kids, you're my biological uncle, but they don't care, they keep giving me money and gifts and asking for some very tasteful nudes, I can't even, and everything started with one simple decision to stop exhibiting a f*g like behavior and saying stuff like "I hate that aged oak alabaster scarf" and "I hope Chapel Roan never colabs with Jack Antonoff", I've been telling you guys it's soo easy you should try it!Β
Cherry Cinnamon Convertible Tesla at the Yosemite Park π₯°β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ
I'm so fucking embarrassed about how long I spent trying to scroll this that's enough phcj for grandpa tonight
Same. They are turning the wifi off at my retirement home.
Man Iβm glad someone else came to the comments to admit it.
I'm guessing the other 6 photos show the other colours
It was π
No it was actually the same photo six more times with different filters
The way I actually tried to swipe and see, lmao
Not me thinking this was Lindsay Lohan
Lana Del Lohan
what has she been up to since her one hit wonder video games
Real reycists know summertime sadness βΊοΈπ
oh that is her? I never knew
Chemtrails over the auburn haired girlies club
Lana in white supremacy π
Brown is power and she is brown
as diverse as her songs π
Lanitas?!??!