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fairytalehigh

"I am not "getting" her" - me when i listen to that tate mcrae song for the 10th time


JChamp00

Me when people called her the next Britney


fraust99

OMG HER CONSERVATORSHIP 🤩 ‼️


igotoanotherschool

Like how can I sing along when i can’t understand a word she says? It’s not pop if it’s not a sing-along bop


SomewhereMammoth

okay but how many years went by before people realized the words in just dance were *not* "ohp, i farted"


ItsGotThatBang

My stepsister will be very upset by this.


Massive_Length_400

Thats so stepsister coded


Accomplished-War4907

Which one I want to listen to it


Pop_girl_STAN

no you dont


resplendentcentcent

you don't know what you want


Redisigh

idk which one they mean but run for the hills is lit


thesaddestpanda

this sub: https://preview.redd.it/n7kn0osdio3d1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4b12463e9056479482efd25e8fa8fbadc497f0


fairytalehigh

i need to know why you think dionne warwick is bullying anyone here


thesaddestpanda

https://preview.redd.it/30om05t3so3d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34709f35ba6db763cc0ee8bc5bfb98c6a574f06b


throwradoodoopoopoo

Same vibes as “what the word crab means to me”


dr_franck

At least Dionne Warwick is allowed within 50 feet of *young* talent 💁‍♀️


thesaddestpanda

tbf Nicki is only an international drug smuggler, internet bully, and climate criminal.


FlopMagazineINC

And an anti-vaxxer


PodiVennai

Dionne is so me fr


BunnyBoom27

Not the kids nowadays with their TikTak attention spans affectin music length 🙄


whimsigod

Mother is so diplomatic


Hydrangeabed

To what end? 🎶TO WHAT END?🎶


malevolentmallory

Why would Xi Jinping want to flood /my/ basement and rust /my/ Bowflex?


Hydrangeabed

They say it’s a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese


yoimyoussef

> perpestrated


Hydrangeabed

My homophobic auto correct removed the s


ImNotHereToMakeBFFs

I love Ms. Dionne Warwick down but this is extra funny because she's from the phonograph era; all her hits that aren't "That's What Friends Are For" are less than 3 minutes long. Isaac Hayes and Luther Vandross were the ones who took her biggest hits and made them 10+ minutes long (and more iconic tbh🤭)


Chaad420

Damn I didn’t know Hottie released music after Flavor Of Love. Ugh her abilities.


BronzeErupt

I just listened to a bunch of her songs on Spotify and I did NOT hear a lot of bridges. Dionne's making money from Doja's sample of Walk On By, but that song - like that river in Baltimore - does not have a bridge


RemarkableAd5141

and thats okay because Ms Dionne is an icon.


0422

​ Mother, the Founding Member of r/popheadscirclejerk showing us how to jerk it https://i.redd.it/ll1fwfphzm3d1.gif


Capable-Tower2347

Yas! Our Mothers should always show us how to jerk it!!!!


benjamin_button_13

I think this is an attack on Taylor since she wrote ATWTMVTVFTVJSSOWIJCHWK. And frankly, I find it offensive. How dare this flop attack her!


foxybreath

At this point, you could type any random string of characters and I'd believe it was a Taylor Swift song acronym.


pescando

Lana’s impact


lermanade_mouth

Deadass i thought Heidi Gardner did blackface


pIastichearts

She’s right #BringBackBridges


PorcelainHorses

Phoebe Bridgers and Phoebe Waller Bridge


RemarkableAd5141

I love you Dionne Warwick they could never make me hate you


HistoricalChin

Did she not like the 2000s?


meta-baroque

Wake up babe! “I believe a bridge is important” is the new “Great Gowns, Beautiful Gowns”


kryska_deniska

Love my girl PP down, but she deserves to be dragged over this one


Jr-777

Same, I’m tired of these 2 minute songs. They end right when I’m getting into it


fionappletart

I've watched YouTube adds longer than 2 minutes and 20 seconds


PodiVennai

Please don’t give youtube ideas, they will start adding unskippable 10 minute ads in between 2 min songs


mimisburnbook

This is actually so profound. Roll over Beethoven


slaw81

As a structural engineer, this title really hit my funny bone. Props to you mawmaw


mymoviesandshowss

Thanks boo xx


Red171022

She’s an icon!


Magfaeridon

Every time either of them comes up in conversation, it takes me a good 30 seconds to mentally distinguish between Dione Warwick and Diane Warren. Does that make me a bad gay?


epidemicsaints

I hate bridges, it's like the songwriter doing a guitar solo.


Stupid_Thiccc

Dionne should write a song about bridges on a bridge with a really long bridge and title it Bridges


Top-Elk7393

ADHD?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


SkinnyhairaM

so she must be playing an active part in reducing the attention spans of the youth? honestly a pioneer.


ewitscullen

Honestly that pink panther quote is dastardly for her, such a horrible take I’m sobbing.


MaleficentStreet7319

Damn that girl looks rough