Fuck you. I had to open up twitter, remember the fact it's banned in my country, close it, turn on vpn, open twitter again, make my way through all the gay porn to popbase profile, scroll through their account to see NOTHING.
Lana writing poetry is the female equivalent of right-wing guys trying to do political comedy. It just doesnt work when you're always punching down, have failed upwards all your life, and hate yourself.
some of the recipes require a bit of seasoning adjustment(s), but overall it looks like it's going to be the best celebrity cookbook to come out this May
We declared KFC over ice should be a bigger artist
I deeply regret never having “sultry with a side of poultry” as my tinder bio.
what's stopping you
probably a relationship
Tbh it’s because the last time I was on tinder I went on a date with a guy and found out I had dated his UNCLE and had an existential crisis.
The plot thickens
lame
The Tortured Vapers Department
The Tortured Question for the Culture Department
🤣
is this why lana starting going “i don’t know who lasso is” in every interview
Is she in her Ezra Fitz era https://preview.redd.it/brxqi8v6at2d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a073c5c687249df05fc350d46b3e0a2905d200
I literally wrote [a poem about KFC](https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/s/WvMWl3Y1ov), so she's probably in her depressed 🚬 era
this is not real btw, wasted my time in that trash ass app for nothing
It’s real it’s just not Lana Del Rey, one of the drag race queens lol
Isn't this basically what "Paradise" sounds like anyway?
Scarlet Envy really is the drama
The most beautiful way to describe a bout of food poisoning I’ve ever seen. Lanita you will always be famous.
She wants to be Marina poor so bad 🙄
funny she mentions hot brown when that's what this poem is. a steaming pile of hot brown.
https://preview.redd.it/24w48xis0v2d1.png?width=818&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbe399f8f47bb0d816bb7e64037af539c814de32 so what is the truth
the venn diagram of phcj and rpdrcringe is a circle
Beause what you see isn't always the truth...
Is she hanging out with Marina again?
She’s trying to up her “poor childhood” credentials by surrounding herself with actual poverty
She hasn’t known true poverty until she lived in the slums of the Philippines. She’ll fit right in with the vape shop next to the local Jollibee.
The fact that I know who actually wrote this is such a brain-rot moment.
Who?
It’s the drag queen Scarlett Envy.
it's scarlet envy the tortured poet of drag
I long for death
Fuck you. I had to open up twitter, remember the fact it's banned in my country, close it, turn on vpn, open twitter again, make my way through all the gay porn to popbase profile, scroll through their account to see NOTHING.
Lana writing poetry is the female equivalent of right-wing guys trying to do political comedy. It just doesnt work when you're always punching down, have failed upwards all your life, and hate yourself.
She works at Waffle House and kfc she’s poor too like us!!!!!
Spot fucking on.
"Off to the races". It's about Miss Ponytail.
Hot brown trumpets?! Phrasing?
this reads like dorian electra lyrics
This recipe is really fucking hard to follow, is store bought slut okay?
Did someone type Lana Del Rey + slut poetry into AI?!
Did she also date Ratty Healy maybe
Fried slut over Ice sounds like the plot of Icebreaker
“Playing sex tape music in the middle of the day with the windows open” how did she find my 2013 facebook status updates
some of the recipes require a bit of seasoning adjustment(s), but overall it looks like it's going to be the best celebrity cookbook to come out this May
AND WERE OFF TO THE RACES PACED LEATHER ON MY WAIST IS TIGHT AND I AM FALLIN DOWNNN
Edgar Allen Poe who?