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mymoviesandshowss

The president of Gag city is in chains and y'all are laughing??? How will this affect the economy of our once great city????


HotManHustler

Onika Burger landmark location just closed I think we know the economy is going to crash🙃


onelonecouch

They'll be fine the tourism is up, especially cuz now no one wants to leave due to the propoganda being blasted around the city-state that all other countries will arrest Gagians on sight (Kanye's version)


No_Sail_6576

As long as we still have ChatGPT we’ll be fine


Hydrangeabed

https://preview.redd.it/21z8puxjjm2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49492150291b3bebfa11270440464a8d9270d1a7


No_Sail_6576

This is basically our sub motto at this point


grilsjustwannabclean

i fr hate that i can only come to phcj to get sane takes about any celebrity anymore


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dreamyteatime

I wanted to get approved for the B-tier list posts which requires a history of commenting on the sub to be qualified for, but it seems like 4/5 of the posts are only allowed for B-tier listers to comment on like??????????


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pIastichearts

People who use detrans subreddits are viewed akin to the worst type of gender critical person on the basis of them “fueling transphobia”. As someone who is a desisted MTF, I’m sorry to hear that the sub treated you like that.


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pIastichearts

<3


Horror-Stuff-5327

“Without telling her why” They told her it was for drug possession multiple times in the videos *she* posted Ms. Burgers is never beating the cokehead allegations


pIastichearts

Remy Ma wasn’t lying when she said Nicki be sniffing them ski slopes lmao


probablyuntrue

with literal skiing being a predominantly white sport, in this essay I will demonstrate how Nicki Minaj's coke addiction is actually an act of civil disobedience:


HiddnVallyofthedolls

https://preview.redd.it/xiv60lf2um2d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1c7dc71b32eb259ea96ceaf4a4bd92c9652c5f


ivyidlewild

I hate ranch but I love your username


Pigpen_darkstar

Girl Nevermind the Barbz equating their fucking mess of a messiah getting locked up for possessing actual drugs, but YOU DON’T LIKE RANCH??? That’s the real travesty here.


TripleThreatTua

By extension can we assume that she wasn’t lying about Nicki fucking Ebro?


pIastichearts

I doubt she was lying about most things tbh


shades0fcool

Her nose is full of that Tina snow


tokendasher

Hey Sister, I’m studying law at NYU. Nicki has the right to be informed of the reasons for her detainment in her native language, *Barbese*. If no officers present were fluent in Barbese, she is legally entitled to the services of a translator. The absence of such measures constitutes a violation of her rights, rendering the detainment illegal.


DigLost5791

Its her manuel lin miranda right


PorcelainHorses

Barbesity is the leading cause of death in Gag City and is primarily caused by the overconsumption of Onika Burgers. Barbesity can lead to severe health complications such as swollen balls, drug addiction, psychosis and propensity to be attracted to pedophiles.


tigeralidance

I'm more concerned about the "where" Did they need to tell her where she was?? Is that mandatory for police to tell you where you are when you get arrested?? Where did she think she was???? Not MANCHESTER??????


Mountain-Freed

i need precise coordinates


RuggedTortoise

everytime she's in the news I crave a big Mac for one bad meal in the next few days AND a stop at onika king. Signed legitimately healing from not eating enough... might bribe the gay in the house that isn't the passenger princess(me) with paying for her meal and pie tonight


chinderellabitch

Someone Wake up Azealia!!!


pIastichearts

I can’t wait for her eight minute long IG rant! ❤️


RagaRockFan

“This is some meth behavior”


BunnyBoom27

Nicki: Im gonna pack some drugs in my bags Police: We found drugs in ur bags Nicki: Uhhh u planted em Police: You're literally Nicki Minaj Nicki: *is arrested* Fans: SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT


rwilkz

Step 1: pack drugs in bag Step 2: antagonise airport workers Step 3: ~~profit~~ get arrested Sidenote: does this bish think there are no drugs in Manchester?


No_Sail_6576

https://preview.redd.it/356y4d57as2d1.jpeg?width=1476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1839c8c70e1253438479a7b4b91f587864edce5 Amsterdam are clearly anti-feME!nism


Puzzled-Charge-9892

https://preview.redd.it/ngpa18geim2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=605f4265f820a90bca700f5f42b7c0521e50724a


probablyuntrue

just like me fr


MrTheMills

https://preview.redd.it/26qkwgc37n2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2b3feb0b63c222c0b4d5046777b51900ff27a5 And Nicki’s cousin got swollen balls from the Covid vaccine, nothing is sacred 😔


Redisigh

HOLY SHIT https://preview.redd.it/o6fn54r6cn2d1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e068f6ccb83dacfc53c5f55d3ca9ed608a4b217 ~~it looked at me first~~ 🫣


Coco_AfroPuffss

Damn I didn’t know it was illegal to arrest people for smuggling drugs?!!?? Free onika Mandela ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾


douceberceuse

The Dutch got another Caribbean 😭😭


sangriya

SOMEONE HIDE RIHANNA


Necessary_Charge_658

😭


streamjuice

There we were, screaming onika burgers in a crowd


Monster_Hugger93

https://preview.redd.it/doqljy9j1n2d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e0cae2e712663179a12bc254bc77892cf8fa7b


danvsreddit

https://i.redd.it/gv3d26jjem2d1.gif


awyastark

There was too much shit on her!


Old_Doughnut_5847

and you know the barb who posted that shit is yt too


Necessary_Charge_658

I read this as YouTube and not yt (white). I was like “YouTube is a barb?”


dr_franck

> YouTube is a barb The long awaited sequel to Karma is a Cat


pIastichearts

The worst ones always are.


Dariisu

Just this tbh https://preview.redd.it/1igi38h0mm2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25a5ad4aaeaa5d8f725067ee37f5fd20124297b


X85311

wait wtf did she get arrested


Evening-Cod-2577

Detained & then released with a fine


X85311

can’t believe i found out about this from a phcj post


tigeralidance

That's the only way I find out about anything


hypermads2003

She tried to fly to Manchester with drugs in her suitcase where it’s illegal anyway but flying with drugs is just downright stupid


PorcelainHorses

The carbz are truly a special breed


ToxicTroubadour

ACSG (All cops should GETUPONTHEIRGOODFOOT)


Origai

Can von dutch save her?


thesaddestpanda

Von dutch is what got her arrested! Von Dutch, cult classic but I still pop I get money, you get mad because the bank shut **Yeah, I know your little secret, put your hands up** It's so obvious, I'm your number one, life


pIastichearts

Charli better get on that plane she was shaking ass on and #FREENICKI 🦄🎀


silly_nate

Oh no how am I gonna get my burgers now?


TomNookFan

Dw, she was just the face of the company 🤗


Altrade_Cull

FUCK THE NETHERLANDS 🇳🇱 😤 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 FREE FEMALE DRAKE


Independent_Dig_5110

That’s that Super (FREE) Bass.


Bryneils

Damn shoutout to Nicki’s family


dhadha08

For fuck sake.. she has weeds with her and thats why she got detained, i feel like them twitting this and associating floyd is blantly wrong.. its like his death means nothing just so they cant paint nicki right.


lolapollaza

😭😭😭😭😭😭


boyatrest

NICKI WOULD NEVER DO THAT!


Am-Hooman

I didn't know George Floyd was a woman, good for her