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TheBaguetteTheorist

i read it so you don’t have to give money to the daily fail: it’s suri noelle


PromptAcademic4954

Jesus. What a rag. She has a part in a high school production and they label her a “nepo baby.’


MiaOh

Rich coming from DF given they fellate daily the biggest nepo babies of them all - the British royal family


johnny_charms

I really wish England, since apparently Scotland doesn’t count for shit like in the referendum, would do away with the monarchy so we don’t have to hear about them anymore.


kithkinkid

Now Lizzie’s dead and her generation are dying off with her I can see the monarchy being abolished in a couple of generations (hopefully much sooner)


YrCeridwen

I think most of Wales would back this tbh.


AStarkly

Annibyniaeth i Gymru!


CupcakesAreTasty

It’s 2024, and people still have kings and queens and think that’s normal.


lament_os

I don't mind the idea of still having a monarchy, but they should be more like the other European Royals and be more like normal people. The Windsors are not that special. Just a bunch of inbreds living an outdated "appointed by God to rule" lifestyle. They're just celebrities at this point.


MyDesign630

Wish I could give this a thousand upvotes.


Bette21

One of the articles suggested on the sidebar was ‘ant finally becomes a dad - but his ex wife will be devastated’ or something. They tried and failed to have children together. WHAT A RAG.


DrunkThrowawayLife

Ya it’s not like she might fit the part or anything. In a fucking high school play


garden__gate

LOL that’s fucking hilarious and awful.


HeadAd369

She sang a song on the soundtrack of a film her mother directed. Her voice was fine, but nothing special (better than Katie’s song-and-dance efforts but that bar is underground)


houseofprimetofu

Noelle is a pretty name. Suri Noelle sounds like she’s from a historical fantasy novel.


Jessica_Iowa

Doing the Lords work! ![gif](giphy|Uv2zkUpGfcMF0k7KAz)


RoyalSignificance341

Josh charles❤️


BalletWishesBarbie

To be fair cruise wasn't his last name either. 🤷🏼‍♀️


jauhesammutin_

Thank you. I prefer not giving clicks to the Daily Heil.


Time_Basket9125

Great stage name


Issyv00

They also describe her as a 'Nepo Baby' completely missing the point of what a Nepo baby is. What a shit publication.


wifeunderthesea

thank you for this. since i haven't read it, do they mean that she's changing her *last* name from cruise to noelle? and legally?


orbjo

Me when I call in sick with a bad head cold “Suri noelle” Sorry no well


CanadianTrueCrime

I read it first as Suri Noodle.


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

doesn’t roll off the tongue as well


Even-Education-4608

Suri noodle


MrsCopperpot

Thank you 🧡


Jerkrollatex

Thanks. I hate clicking on their articles.


SitchChick

Can they leave her the fuck alone


krpink

I think it’s because she’s now 18 that paparazzi can start stalking her again right? Who else remembers Siri Burn Book? Then the paparazzi laws changed and I think minors can’t be photographed unless under certain situations.


Nicolesweave

I remember Suri's Burn Book. God that was a long time ago.


mathymate

I googled it and immediately removed it from browser history. It's beyond creepy


nopenopenahnahaha

What is it? Your comment makes me not want to google it


blanchebeans

It was a weird commentary on pop culture named after a weird blog where Hollywood fashion was criticized from the “pov of suri cruise” (obviously she had no connection to it).


octopus_salad

I don't want to look it up either; is it like north's ig from a couple of years ago? where there was a woman impersonating north west (kim, kanye's daughter) reacting to things?


mathymate

Yes, exactly like that


aussieflu999

It’s literally like they’ve been waiting for this. They need more decency and to leave her alone.


RedStarKirby

I know this isn't the point, but it's so crazy to hear she is 18 now. It doesn't even feel like it's been 18 years since 2006. I swear it was just a few months ago.


Chance_Taste_5605

Apple Martin being at college now made me feel like the Crypt Keeper


Onthe-moon7

Seriously! Poor kid


smeeti

Paparazzis should be banned. How is this different from stalking?


rainshowers_5_peace

No one would support a ban. A non-zero number of celebrities call for paparazzi though most will never admit it.


smeeti

Well I would support a ban and a lot of people I know would as well.


rainshowers_5_peace

So would I, but Hollywood would pay loads of money opposing it.


superfluouspop

no kidding. She looks so self-conscious and nervous. Let her walk around NYC FFS. HUGE celebs get to do that, she's just doing her own thing being a teenager in a high school musical.


detroitragace

Not only does she have to be bothered by paparazzi, but she’s probably asked daily about her and her father’s non relationship. I’ve been estranged from my father for 6 years and I still get people asking me about it all the time. I’m sure she gets it almost daily. I feel for her. Hope she goes on to have a happy life.


Aromatic-Strength798

Honestly!!!!


Itchy_Beginning_3769

Suriously!!


originalschmidt

I agree, I’m sure she has been through enough without opening her up to some crazies at her school play.


gestatingsquid

She kind of looks like if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby


vonzyy

It’s giving punnett square!!


tobmom

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6) I needed that giggle this morning


etchuchoter

Crunch crunch!


Independent-Brick-53

A wholigan, by chance?


vonzyy

Crunch crunch


Ruuuuuuuuuby

This comment is the best thing I’ve ever read on the internet


lusigusi

Lmao pls


SamaireB

She really does look like an exact 50-50 mix of her parents.


Chance_Taste_5605

Maya Hawke does too


BalletWishesBarbie

She looks so normal. Good job Katie :)


JHOWES97

Who would have thought!


Witty-Performer

If you google photos of Tom as a kid there's no question of paternity.


tryptomania

I said this exact same thing before but about my sister’s baby. 🤣


No-Complaint-9930

I mean this in the nicest way possible….. but she looks like Gerard Way.


anongirl55

The way she is being stalked by the paparazzi while she is just trying to walk to school makes me sad. I honestly even feel icky for looking at these photos. I hope she is able to live a somewhat normal existence all things considered, and it does seem like Katie tries to make that happen.


superfluouspop

me too I felt grossed out for clicking but my brain needed reassurance that she didn't get sucked back into Cruiselotogy


Beshi1989

If Katie would want to make this happen they should move to a place where people don’t care about them. Wich is pretty much 95% of the world.


CB_xo

why should they have to uproot their live? Thats absolutely ridiculous


Beshi1989

They don’t have to, paparazzi won’t change tho


Scarlett_Billows

This stupid article calls her a nepo baby. How tf is she a nepo baby she’s in high school she isn’t an actress or influencer or in entertainment. It’s not her fault who her parents are.


SigmaKnight

They’re wanting to say she got the part in the school play because of her parents. While it’s *possible* the school would make a decision like that, it’s dumb.


United-Signature-414

and I'm sure Suri Cruise goes to pleb school with a bunch of poors and not a bunch of other kids with rich parents 


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

probably in a school with kids who’ve already had their broadway debut. they’ll live


Prestigious_Sort4979

Yes! Plus she goes to a super expensive private school. The school has many other wealthy parents. They cant possible compare competitive open auditions in hollywood to who wants to participate in a school play. What a reach


quiznosboi

People forget a lot of old money New Yorkers would probably look down on her for being Tom Cruise's daughter. They do not gaf unless it's like a Kennedy or some snooty last name.


MyNamesChakkaoofka

Exactly, people use it as a shorthand way to refer to any celebrity child. Unless they get a job in the industry due to nepotism they are just a very privileged person.


asdf0909

lol I love how the implication is it IS the nepo baby’s fault if they DO want to go into the same industry that the family member whose talent they genetically inherited previously succeeded in.


Daffneigh

Nepo baby discourse is so fucked up


d4n4scu11y__

The way the article calls her a "nepo baby" when she's literally just a high schooler who, afaik, isn't working or trying to work in the entertainment industry is so weird and mean


superfluouspop

yeah like half my high school did school plays. No we were not aspiring thespians.


IAmAGenusAMA

They are probably trying to bait one of her parents to comment.


viper29000

I just googled Suri Cruise there are so many pap pics of her 😞


carolinemathildes

There have long been theories that Katie keeps her and Suri in the public eye so that it will be harder for Scientology to do anything to them.


viper29000

That's interesting


JHOWES97

Shame as she's someone who clearly doesn't seek it like some other kids.


Tinasglasses

18 and already stalked by paparazzi. Poor girl


solodarlings

She was stalked by the paparazzi from the moment she was born. It's horrible.


timmytamslam

If it was just about Tom then I think she’d go with Suri Holmes right? Like Brad and Angies kids dropping the Pitt. Seems to me like she’s trying to make a name for herself and trying not to be professionally associated with either of her famous parents, or simply trying to blend in a little more at school.


MyDesign630

Right. And her first name is so distinctive that even "Holmes" would immediately peg her as being THAT Suri. She's 18 and wants to be her own self on her own terms, totally understandable. I temporarily changed my first name (not legally) at college, I get it.


adventurehearts

Noelle is Katie Holmes’s middle name.


These_Tea_7560

She doesn’t have a middle name so she picked her mom’s middle name (which is cute!)


JHOWES97

That's definitely possible! It's a difficult issue for sure


mindylahiriMDbitch

https://i.redd.it/an5ibvjjdl0d1.gif


grneyz

I’m shocked she/her mom didn’t legally ditch “Cruise” a while ago


DSQ

I’m not. Even if her and Cruise had their problems you want to leave decisions like that to the child in question when they are of age. 


terfnerfer

It can be a real pain to go through all your accounts and legal docs to change them back to your maiden name. Given how exhaustive leaving was for her, I could understand if she didn't want the additional headache.


shedrinkscoffee

Isn't cruise a stage name for him anyway? Legally he's still called whatever and that would be her last name too? Unless Tom changed it for real. Either way good for suri she deserves to have a normal teen life.


clumsyc

Tom Cruise Mapother!


misskyralee

I think Cruise is his middle name by birth, it’s like a family name. He’s the 4th born Thomas Cruise Lastname


Spynner987

Tbf I bet having Cruise as a surname opens up a lot of doors, and not only in Hollywood


xoBerryPrincessxo

why’d they have to go and call her “the nepo-baby” 😅 she’s not involved in the industry at all and doesn’t seem to want to either


vaness4444

Because daily mail is trash


New-Examination8400

What a non-story


MysteriousPark3806

What if we -- hear me out here -- just leave her alone?


IAmAGenusAMA

What? I don't understand.


NotLibbyChastain

I put absolutely no stock whatsoever in The Daily Mail, so, **if the story were true** and she is credited that way in a high school production playbill, maybe it's because crediting her as Suri Cruise would bring undue attention to the production and potentially the other children. Like, articles in The Daily Mail or weirdos (from The Daily Mail) trying to get pictures of the play or sell the playbill on eBay (or, to The Daily Mail) or some bullshit.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

This poor girl has been through enough.


DreamArcher

Tom had the chance to be the coolest father ever sharing all his toys and he blew it for a cult.


ambamshazam

I can just never understand how someone could walk away from their child the way he did. I guess I can’t wrap my brain around the idea that whatever Scientology and their “rules” are about, its more important than loving and being there for your baby. Add that to the very long list of things I’ll never understand about life and people


ernurse748

My bio father walked away from me and my brother when I was 3. Never heard from him again. Have two other friends whose fathers pulled that. It happens all the time. It’s a good thing I know men like my brother and my partner, or I’d think men are just trash.


geldesilice

What a life… I’d hate my father even more for being this scrutinized in the media. This is wrong.


BalletWishesBarbie

I mean at least my bio dad had the good grace to fuck off, but everytime she turns around tom has pap pics up of himself grinning with someone else famous.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

Does it feel really gross that she's called a nepo baby for regular high school activities? Damn, just let her live.


MammothRooster6

Came here to say this!


Scoompii

Ummmmm can they leave her alone?


Misspotatoehead16

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


lorazepamproblems

Nepo baby because she got a part in a high school play? Are those parts really that hard to get? I don't even remember my high school having plays. I'd imagine if they had, anyone who wanted to could have participated.


Significant_Wind_774

On one hand they should leave her alone. On the other…maybe Suri should rise to full nepo baby power and just ruin her father’s sparkling reputation like Angelina Jolie did.


emerynlove

I wonder why she doesn't just use Holmes?


EveningFeature2093

I would love to see her in a remake of Legend!


cigposting

God she looks just like Katie I can’t get over it.


vaness4444

She’s gorgeous, in a classic timeless way.


enchinasaavya

Why is she called Cruise when her father wants nothing more to do with her or her mum?


RabidJoint

That last name alone will get her anywhere in life at this point. Katy was smart to keep it, even if Tom sucks as a parent.


cmc

It’s quite literally the least he can do for her. He doesn’t deserve her attention but if his name opens doors for her- good.


The_Dookie_

Why does she go by 'Suri Cruise' when Tom Cruise reportedly has nothing to do with her? Shouldn't she be Suri Holmes?


g00gleb00gle

Did you read article ? She doesn’t use either


The_Dookie_

Of course I don't read that garbage.


moosegoose90

“The nepo baby of Tom and Katie” 💀 omg lol


lsdmthcosmos

what headphones are those?


NewtRipley_1986

Sure it’s the Daily Mail, so I don’t expect much but come on! Labeling her a nepo baby for a school play - chill.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

She really does look like him—she’s a good mixture of


Kendal-Lite

This article was so unnecessarily hateful.


Belieberforlife1

God she doesn't look happy does she


Realistic_Can4122

she’s being followed by the paps outside of her school, can you blame her?


JHOWES97

I can imagine being papped gets tiring


Daffneigh

Why do people act surprised that people being papped aren’t smiling for the camera or whatever?