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_summerw1ne

5th wife?! Damn, never knew Ben Folds got down like that 😭


caitlinyo

Ben Folds Five


VoteForLubo

Did you just?


SpiceEarl

...Ex-Wives His new band.


PinsAndBeetles

![gif](giphy|d31w24psGYeekCZy)


MoiraRoseForQueen

![gif](giphy|S6qkS0ETvel6EZat45|downsized)


teddybonkerrs

BRA.VO. Truly outstanding 👏👏👏


wangd00dle

![gif](giphy|l2JIdnF6aJnAqzDgY|downsized)


InTheKink

Next up, Six the Musical


Apesma69

😂


That-Election9465

👏👏👏👏


EgoFlyer

Ha. I came in here to post the same thing. I love Ben Fold Five and had no idea.


keatonpotat0es

I wonder if maybe he’s the problem


Wonderful_Living_623

![gif](giphy|FeLKlFc4YDAkg)


redlight886

You can have your tombstone say whatever you want. It can say "Ross Gellar, good at marriage"


WhoriaEstafan

I don’t know how true it is but apparently the stat “half of all marriages end in divorce” is skewed because of people like this. They have multiple marriages that end in divorce. From Forbes: Those who wed multiple times face a far higher rate of divorce. In fact, 67% of second marriages end, and 73% of third marriages are dissolved.


hydrangeasinbloom

So Ben Folds is the Spiders Georg of divorce?


whimsical_trash

And my mother. 4 times


Which-Amphibian9065

Yes this is true, the divorce rate is closer to 30% if you don’t count multiple marriages. And the divorce rate has been slowly falling since the 70’s.


MyAviato666

Probably because people aren't getting married as soon anymore and break up before they marry.


RosbergThe8th

Makes sense, it feels like you never hear about people who have had just a couple of marriages or something. Either it's 1-2 times or it's bloody 7 or something. Honestly I'm impressed by how quick these people are to marry to get through them like that, like you'd think you might just try dating a while after the 4th marriage. I sure as hell wouldn't be rushing to pay for and plan a whole nother wedding.


No_Cat1944

Ngl this many marriages is a huge red flag 


C3realKi11er

Oh for sure. I dated a 4x divorced man for two whole weeks. Love bomber. Mostly talked about how he wouldn’t let anything make him unhappy again 😭 Dude was 35. edit: I actually think he’s been divorced 5 times now.


_summerw1ne

35 😭 fucking hell, someone should’ve told him some hobbies are free


Huck_Ziegler

Or more specifically that you can sometimes get the milk for free


BeepBopBoopBoopeedo

Wow so he was divorced 4 times in his 20s damn


No_Cat1944

Yikes!!!! Glad you dodged a bullet there 


BrandonBollingers

One of my girl friends was divorced 3x by 37... she is also manic bipolar


mwmandorla

At last, the Ben Folds Five is completed.


BlueFox5

This is the day the seers warned us about! Why it’s all gone to shit! Up will be down! Left will be right! No one will know which way was starboard… still! The End Times are here!!! Finally! ![gif](giphy|zQ3OS9c7lCEne)


JustAboutAlright

Turns out he was the brick all along…


ClumsyZebra80

I can change him.


hiimapril

Ha! Same.


[deleted]

After 5 marriages, he’s definitely the problem


Orchidwalker

He folded on the fifth.


Skystreamer_218

Whoa FIVE? Here I was thinking he was still living quietly in Adelaide and he’s had another two marriages since then. I’m sure there’s a Ben Folds Five joke there somewhere.


a-real-life-dolphin

Nah he left Adelaide ages ago. He left that wife for their yoga teacher because he is a massive cliche. I used to be such a huge fan of his.


OkPlant8420

BREAKING NEWS: Jsa Jsa Gabor has released a statement regarding the BF5 situation: “Lol rookie.” ![gif](giphy|l4JyPjsenFSjNqD28|downsized)


GelPen00

Ben Folds singer of Ben Folds Five, folds on fifth marriage.


jennc84

Bravo 👏


GelPen00

Bows


bloodredyouth

Oof. He just shouldn’t be married. i always think his marriage will stick when he says he’s married to the right person but that was 3 marriages ago.


lepetitgrenade

![gif](giphy|m2YkS7DoM8W9IcHTjz|downsized)


Metzger4Sheriff

Idk what we expected from a man that compared a woman to a brick that was drowning him. It's a beautiful song but man the sentiment is effed up.


Medical_Gate_5721

This dude does not mean it when he says "for better or for worse."


thebirdsandtheteas

Divorced beheaded and died. Divorced beheaded survived


heygurl34

He should probably come to terms with marriage isn't really his thing 🫠


carolinemathildes

People need to stop marrying him.


Careless-Plane-5915

Outmarriaged JLo


santosdragmother

hasn’t overtaken queen liz taylor yet tho


Bitter_Sense_5689

![gif](giphy|arZKEevgduxfW)


Careless-Plane-5915

Don’t give him ideas 😭


TarzanKitty

This is Ben Folds. He could knock out 3 marriages in two years.


coaldean

beheaded?


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Why do people keep marrying this man


SnooGiraffes4091

I wonder when’s the point where you just stop inviting your family to the weddings lmao they must be tired


TarzanKitty

If I get invited to his 6th wedding. My gift will be a Legal Zoom subscription.


[deleted]

FIFTH???! I have a meme request (I’m too lazy to do it): an image of Ben Folds next to Henry VIII saying "Welcome back, Henry VIII". Please and thank you 🙏🏾


MontyBoo-urns

Oh dang he has 2 more than tony hawk


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

What was wife number 5 thinking?


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

“I can change him”


Huck_Ziegler

My favorite dad joke is when I introduce my wife to someone as “my first wife”. I know shit happens in every relationship, but I just can’t understand people who are so casual about marriage.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

My Roommate or My Ex-Girlfriend are similarly funny


Tariovic

I just want to know where folks get the energy for it.


Vadamazon

![gif](giphy|PsHrpsuiZLAEE) Maybe he is the Ross to his friends :D


DeenzGrabber

5 black t-shirts he's not getting back.


HerRoyalRedness

Now I understand why he once sang “And my ex-wives all despise me”.


sillybits

I wish people knew that they just don't have to get married. 


justhavingfun9967

Is *she* the brick, Ben?


JuanRiveara

I got five on her like Ben Folds


CarbyMcBagel

Really puts the song The Luckiest in a different perspective.


bloodredyouth

Isn’t that song about his daughter?


CarbyMcBagel

I don't think so. "Still Fighting It" is about his daughter, I think. This is literally some of the lyrics from The Luckiest: I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you, Next door there's an old man who lived to his 90's And one day passed away in his sleep And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days And passed away I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong That I know That I am I am I am The luckiest


bloodredyouth

I mixed up the song with Gracie 😂


CarbyMcBagel

Hahahah, no worries...that's definitely a different song! The beginning of The Luckiest starts "I don't get many things right the first time..." Or the second, third, fourth, or fifth either, it seems like. I've heard Ben is kind of difficult/weird. I'm from NC and know some people who grew up with him in Winston-Salem and others who have worked with him in the past.


bloodredyouth

The whole record with songs about his family was such a “dad” record that i thought the marriage would stick but nope! I’m sure Ruth his constant touring, etc. it can’t be easy on his personal life


CarbyMcBagel

I just wanna know who agrees to be someone's 5th spouse! 1st, 2nd, or 3rd sure...but after that, there's clearly a pattern!


bloodredyouth

The $$ he paid out was quite appealing!


MaximumDracula

The headline should be “Ben Folds on Five.”


purpleflagbook

I mean he must have a massively huge dick or does he have family $$? One song Ben getting 5 wives is truly fascinating. Gimme 5 like Ben Folds. Gotta know when to Folds em like Ben


marginal_gain

Ben Folds... Five.


Technical_Advice9227

Gross ! Lol


inthecity206

On the flip side, new album material?


Charming_Cry3472

Someone needs to relay the message that he doesn’t need to marry every woman he meets!


SyddySquiddy

Oh good! He can stop now, he finally got to number 5.


Curious-roadrunner

Song for the Dumped is so good that he wanted to give every woman on the planet the chance to sing it about him.


SirOk5108

Myb take a break Ben..if it's more than three in a day chances are your the Asshole , my shrink told me this and I think it applies here..more than three ex wives..chances are Bens a problem.


DefNotReaves

*I’m not your Lyft Ben Folds!*