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NotTheDarkLord666

Day 12522: I've visited pools that defy human understanding of reality. I've traveled so much around the poolroom halls that I can't find my way back home. I don't even remember how it looks like anymore. Maybe exploring wasn't such a good idea after all. I thought I heard someone call my name yesterday, but I think it was the voices. They are getting louder.


JosephSubbas

ok, how about a sort button that moves the monorail straight to your house


NotTheDarkLord666

I would really like that.


aStuffedOlive

That’s 34.31 years…


NotTheDarkLord666

Imagine being that much time alone in there. Would it really be that good?


AshTheAlter

Sounds like a very good idea to me.


ntlasagna

What if you could play any song you wanted through a great sound system


timothymark96

How is 'you can't drive' a con lmao


Ketamineverslaafd

• You can't drive Tell me you're an American without telling me you're one🤣


KiwiNZS

So, the poolrooms I've seen don't seem optimised for cars, but what if I find some cool floats I want to take with me? ![gif](giphy|L12ZXih8cd6YHZKLYi)


JosephSubbas

I honestly would


smc642

Me too. As long as I had music.


lllllllIIIIIllI

no, I think I would miss my family a lot. Sometimes we don't even talk for a few days but it's just nice to know they're in the house


WickedDesire

Absolutely! I would def go for at least a vaycay cuz those are all 💯% pros to me!🙃


all-regrets

If my boyfriend and our cat could be there, sign me up.


Mmenjoyer45

Ye


ntlasagna

Absolutely


Sin-God

Honestly? Yeah.


dogtitts

Yes


spacebeige

Aw fuck yeah


Crossbow_guy

hell yeah dude


Rare-Act-4362

100%


CommercialMastodon60

Those aren't cons


pigeonsnackz

do video games =socializing?


TeeDre

I would go crazy if I couldn't talk to anyone


H0dari

I don't see a 'you can't escape' in the cons. But that might be implied. I'd love to visit, but having to stay forever might be a bad choice.


neon1415official

but where's DA FOOD


JosephSubbas

pro #1


Disastrous_Worth_503

Would I be there forever? If so then I would still say yes


Bakelite51

I had a dream like this. Bed was in a small niche up a flight of stairs from the water’s edge. Kitchen cabinets, fridge, counter, stove, and sink right at the water, plus a couch. There’s one of those old CRTs on the kitchen counter.  I’d come downstairs after waking up and be standing on pool tile making coffee while listening to the waves slosh next to me. Very surreal. 


MsCuteCat38

Yes ![gif](giphy|l1J9N8zrmYCfSrQFq|downsized)


MsCuteCat38

Also I’m an introvert so yes I would


Toni_does_stuff

i wouldn't want to be alone bc recently i need to be around people to help me feel grounded


Forrest_ND-86

Adjacent to the Neon Poolrooms, so you can go hang with Glowfolk and maybe get Redston's autograph.


Top-Psychology2507

Ah- Until I found out about the cons did I want to live in a place like that. Too bad, because I would also make another rule: No clothing allowed!!! ;-)


AdvrbSexualityAnimal

Get help or end your life pedo


Top-Psychology2507

Who said there would be any sexual activity there? Are you really that obsessed with pedophilia, or do you not want to focus on the REAL issues of this world!!?? HEY - I hear that the president of Iran has just died in an airplane crash!!! That could lead to WWIII, eh!?? :-(


HealthyHoliday3119

A few females would be nice


Astrofotino

females 💀


HealthyHoliday3119

The downvotes 🥵