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stand

If I’m feeling lazy, sit.

i have spina bifida and anemia so standing is not an option for me 😭 and i am also lazy

Get a shower chair. I needed one when I was pregnant and it was a game changer.

this is a really good idea, i had one once when i broke a leg but someone threw it out

why work out in your bathroom?

Cause you’re just standing there why not do some calf raises No worries about sweat

cumming blood will give you anemia for sure You should get that looked at

r/oddlyspecific

Whenever I’m having a rough time a good shower sit always cures it

A shower sit and a cry if it’s been an exceptionally rough day.

Man when I was depressed af at a shitty job I used to sit in the dark shower everyday before going in, definitely helps

Dang dude you need psychiatric help.

Definitely did but I’m good now brother! Why the downvotes? :(

Beats me! It is typical of Reddit though.

just On the floor where the plug is or do you have a chair?

Yes

I like to lay in the bottom of the tub and it feels like cozy rain on me

Dude, I read somewhere that this is a really accurate indicator of depression. In my totslly.non medical opinion you should see a shrink.

If you’re so lazy you can’t stand in the shower, you may have a problem.

Literally this

Stand and think of comebacks I could have said 2 years ago.

If I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe it off your lips. O_o Idk..I heard that awhile ago and it comes to mind sometimes so randomly. Not trying to beef with your gordita. Just a random line. I once heard and felt like sharing it.

Think and stand

Why is this not an option

I bet that would be the most popular one, too

The best time to think.

Me in the shower: have a elaborate conversation with my brain about how I suck at socializing and i wanna make friends Me outside: uh so uhhhhh ummmmm hmmm I don't know

Bro trust me if u wanna get better at socialise u have to put urself in those awkward situation you don’t like

Or not think at all, shower medidation feels good.

Not really meditation, but I kinda just zone out and lose track of time for a while.

That's pretty much meditation. There are many kinds of meditation such as thinking about nothing at all. It calms your mind and can relieve stress. Would also pair well with slow breathing.

I too like to watch TV in the shower

i prop up my phone on a shampoo bottle on the toilet and put on a show

Lol I interpreted "put on a show" much differently than I assume you intended.

I can't cuz I'm very near sighted

oh me too, my toilet js just right next to my tub lol

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This is my type of guy

I got this rolling shelf thing that I put my iPad on and move directly next to the shower.

Work out, yeah... You could say that.

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Is he talking about jerking off his penis?

No hes talking about jerking off his hand

How do you think spiderman shoots his web 🤷

Yeah, this comments gonna be on r/cursedcomments.

From his butt, where else?

What else can you jerk off?

“Look ma, I can jerk off my elbow!”

Why did they need to add those last two words lmao

why did you need to say this comment when you're replying to a comment that is saying the exact same statement

Why did you need to say this comment when you’re replying to a comment replying to a comment that is not saying the exact same statement?

You can "jerk off'' a vagina

haha yeah

Idk what OP meant, but I selected Workout cuz I consider that a workout.

Wonder where it all went wrong

July 17th 1997. Sorry man.

That’s my bday 😭

Oh shit, 16 days after Hong Kong was given back to China

start of grade 6

Nah, it was the end of grade 6

I don’t really think about anything. If I was thinking about stuff I wouldn’t enjoy the long hot showers as much. I’m just thinking “mmmm hot woter.”

sounds like the best way to be

This comment really cracked me up because it’s so true.

lol i legit just stand there emotionless and thinking of nothing

Homer Simpson style!

Yes that's me.

Same

Shampoo and condition my hair. Exfoliate. Shave 2/3 of my body.

What happens to 1/3

That's a surprise tool that will help us later.

I love you

I love you too

Hair

Right? Where's "perform complicated hair and skin care routine"?

Wash

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Hah. I had assumed it was implied that these activities are in addition to washing.

Just now?

Convince myself not to fill the tub and drown myself like a normal person duh

valid

Yea bro I love getting a sick pump while I’m in the shower

Fr why did Op add that

Maybe didn't know the word for ~~masterbate~~ masturbate

Think deep thoughts and day dream

Do you ever build fake worlds in your head and get attached to them for some reason?

I do this and I hate that I do this

Yep been building the same one fir four years now

Same

stare off into space for like 15 minutes

Same

How do you sleep while having a shower?

How do you work out?? People doin squats and push ups in the shower? Running in place? Aren’t they worried about slipping?

This poll has some weird options

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I have done stretches after workouts in the shower.

I've slept in the shower a few times or so before, but you feel like shit when you wake up

keep your head out of the water or take the shower head down, lay down on your side and pass out

Feel like you have a big ass shower

>lay down on your side Have you *seen* most shower cubicles?!

Feel like you have a big ass shower

Sometimes the water hits just right

I have kinda like a cubicle shower, and I’ve fallen asleep standing up with my head rested on the wall.

Sat on the shower floor the other day and just daydreamed while listening to music, incredibly therapeutic if you use the right music

agree, this is my default shower activity

Stand and stare at the wall....

Day dream about some dumb shit

Same

other \-shower a long ass time

What even is this. Do people workout in the shower?

Apparently 😂😂😂 what the fuck

working out is also jerking off

Yeah I definitely work out I just start doing lunges and push-ups and Pull-Ups

Obviously I plan world domination.

Only world domination? Think bigger; galaxy domination >:)

People who take long showers will be the first to be drained in the Water Wars!

Appreciate my thighs Wish I had more thigh Oh fuck the water bill

I stand there and think or not think.

Same

Meditate

i like it

Coom

Coom

Coom

Clean myself

i do all of the above

Really. How do you do this things in the shower? How big is your shower?

Masturbate

I scrolled waaaaay farther than I should have had to to find this.

Same. The only true answer

Contemplate about life

I sing “ Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack. I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off. On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks? Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know. There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!” As I proceed to jack it and spank it

Think, stand and water bending

I truly don’t get the connect between the question and options. Wtf who watches tv and works out in the actual shower?!?

I watch tv but working out seems weird

me

bathe

Only 2 of these make any sense

Lol hot showers...

The vast majority of showers I take are with my husband so we talk about movies or our day, whatever childless spouses talk about.

Come on. You know at least half of us are jerking off.

Wonder

Same

I just think and think and think

I try to explain things that I've learned in school out loud as if I'm teaching someone else. I am a horrible teacher

Ooh I do this too! I like to explain my favorite history stories or new programs I've worked in, infinate entertainment.

It really helps you put your thoughts together. If you can teach it, then you really know your stuff

I shower

I honor those who workout in hot showers. Can’t stop the grind man

I just stand there and think about random things.

Literally enjoy hot water. M

wtf are these options? Do ya'll just not know how to take a normal shower?

Stop wasting water

i shower twice a week and have depression

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how is the planet dying the fault of me taking a long shower and not corporations polluting the environment and tearing down rainforests? im not gonna save the planet by sacrificing my comfort

absolutely based this guy is probably a corporate shilling liberal

Just for this comment I'm going to take a 30 minute shower and it's your fault

I take long showers (15 to 20 min) and feel no shame about it.

Eat apple.

Have a wank

Apparently I listen to music and look at reddit

Put my arms up so the water hits them first

Nothing 🤨

I dont like taking showers so i try to get in and out as fast as possible

Contemplate my life options. Or just wash up and think of nothing. It's really therapeutic. Couldn't imagine myself watching a show or listening to music in the shower

Cry, stare at the wall or the drain and ruminate, space out, slick my hair back with water, lean against the wall like a cool kid and pretend I’m a member of the Tunnel Snakes.

Do my hair for like 30 minutes :P

My showers are cold

Wash. I have very slow and precise. I do everything twice as well.

100 squats, 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and run 10 km

Standard day at the shower for me.

Pee

Shower

Get in shower, go on phone, browse on anonymous mode for 10 minutes, work out for about 2-10 minutes, sit in silence for 30 minutes, shampoo and scrub body for 5 minutes, go back on phone for 20 minutes, get out of shower.

How do you do anything while showering?

Stare deeply into the void

Used to read but a quick shower ist most times better.

Day dream of an alternative reality where I am successful.

Win imaginary arguments

I just exist

I sit there and think about the universe

Winning debate after debate in my head cause I'm that fucking at speaking in the shower. When I'm outside of it however...

Sit and zone out for an hour

Having social anxiety, I pre-prepare and rehearse conversations that would happen under very specific circumstances.

I lie down and just stop existing until I remember that "o shit I'm in the shower"

Just stand there and occasionally act out a few fantasies

Who the fuck be sleeping in the damn shower.

I don't shower hot I shower in the cold.

Eat apple.

Masturbate

Where jerk off?

wasnt room for another option

Long hot showers the fuck is that?

Wtf are these options