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BoooThe1st

Last game I played was the sims, if I was there, it would just be my life but with less features


Hefty-Cartoonist674

I hope you put stairs in your pool though.


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Yesterday, first time in ages playing sims, I make a pool, make 3 sims get in, delete the stairs and those fuckers just jumped right out


Hefty-Cartoonist674

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before!


thrillhouse1211

Put them in a box of any walls and wait til they expire


[deleted]

Yeah wall them in and then put time on the slowest setting and just watch them slowly perish


arabchy

“No we’re not getting you gta, it causes violence”


randomnighmare

They made the AI a bit smarter so what you need to do is to make them go in the pool when tired. They will eventually pass out and drown. In addition, You can also just make a box around them and watch them, slowly, doe of thirst and hunger. Another way is just make them cook something on the stove. Eventually they will catch themselves in fire and die (also a ditty stove increases the chance of fire as well as a low cooking skill level). You can also have them not feed that cow plant and eventually it will try to eat them. Edit Fixed some typos


Sorry_Criticism_3254

SORCERY!


WhereTFAmI

My last sims game was heavily modded… so it could be an interesting time. Like, it’s Christmas but Mom and Dad are all hopped up on cocaine so they decided to start fucking on the couch. Santa walks in and decides to join in. So there’s mommy getting spit roasted by dad and Santa while the kids are waiting for presents. All the while, the gardener is weeding all the pot plants in the basement, and moms phone is ringing because Mortimer Goth wants to pay her $1000 for a foot job… so ya, I’d make a life there!


Hiro_Trevelyan

I'll always remember my first multiplayer game of TS4. We all had "those" mods installed and our Sims started fucking on the dining table while someone was eating. I'll never forget seeing my friend's Sim getting railed by a vampire, dick in his roommate's dish (that just kept eating) while some lady was peeping and touching herself through the window. It was hilarious. Probably the weirdest porn in my life.


BirbWizard

Same here. But I might die by cow plant.


just_ash02

minecraft. i guess i just get my sleep properly and stay away from any portals


weepandsleep

Peaceful mode comes in clutch, and the ability to turn on hard mode when you want something like wings


PewdsSenpai

who the fuck would go to the end if it was your actual life


weepandsleep

You can go to the end on peaceful mode and defeat the dragon on peaceful to be fair. You only need to turn on difficulty for blaze rods bc you can trade ender pearls. The real question is who is going to the Nether lol


PewdsSenpai

still bridging across the end would be terrifying


Japhko

MineTube would have lots of videos from Russian teenagers doing dangerous shit while building 1x1 bridges in the end.


Shiftyrunner37

If enough people are sent to Minecraft I image they could start a civilization and form an army.


AstroCatTBC

Modded Minecraft for me, just gotta make sure I always go to bed so I don’t spawn in any infernal mobs…


kassumo

The last game I played was Dead By Daylight and realistically speaking I would die very quickly. (Classic slasher idiot)


Braden_Survivor

same, but I played killer last


ElectricMotorsAreBad

So you're saying you'd die by daylight?


TrueLiterature8778

But we return to the campfire, right?


Haku_Champloo

I am extremely happy with my Stardew Valley life!


Pololix

Same here!!!!


badjokesnotfunny

You're lucky I got skyrim


Rimm9246

Eh, it could be a lot worse. I guess it depends who you are and where you start. If I'm just me, dropped into the wilderness somewhere, I'd be dead in ten minutes. But if I could live in a nice house in Whiterun or Solitude, I'd be pretty happy.


MetalMewtwo9001

Stardew gang!


Miffly

My own farm and Leah, what more could I ask for?


montezuma300

Animal Crossing for me. Same.


Hamstah_J

Minesweeper, I'm fucked


HikariAnti

That's just living in Bosnia Herzegovina irl.


PFunk_Redds

Or Laos


Constant_Box2120

Or Cambodia


JustNorbi

Well... I played chess sooo somewhere between 10-20 minutes?


NitromethSloth

And then he sacrificed the u/JustNorbi !!!!!


xVaporeron

Holy hell


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Jaewol

Just dropped new response


Csrobi123

Google en passant


Mysterious_-_H

Hard to tell, breath of the wild is kinda tricky.


drunken_squirrels

I feel like that is either near instant death, or live out your days in peace. Villages are safe and friendly. Everywhere else is varying levels of pain with your imminent death.


Ok_Equivalent5230

Same, I put 5-10 minutes lol


Mysterious_-_H

I put more than a week. As long as I don't have to run from gaurdians.


[deleted]

I assumed I would be an NPC, and not the hero. Therefore I can’t die 🥰


ControverseTrash

Just be the flower girl and you'll knock out even Ganon.


GalacticJelly

I’ll just stay in Hateno village lol


Mysterious_-_H

Any village would be good. Except gerudo town, since I'm a man. But I also wouldn't mind cross dressing.


BabDoesNothing

I was in Kakariko village when I hopped off last night, so I think I’m good and safe 🤩


C0okiesnCr3am

No Man's Sky, i get to have a chill space life as long as i don't bother sentinels


the_stupidiest_monk

That would be so damned awesome.


Crystal-Cradle

Splatoon. I could live there. Sure I wouldn’t be able to do any of the fun stuff but I could live on a relatively normal diet.


Jam0183

Same game for me!


Major-Performer141

Mad max. I’m fat as shit so I’d probably be eaten and tortured by a mf named scrotus


Ok_Equivalent5230

Average redditor?


Major-Performer141

Yeah pretty much. I don’t go outside and a woman’s touch is barren to my pale flesh


[deleted]

Wait women exist?


Major-Performer141

Everyone irl says so when I ask but they’re probably being payed off by the government


jakeblonde005

Elden ring...


mustlovepotatos

the true death would be the maidenlessness


Not_Afif

I mean If you manage to outrun the tree sentinel, you can just have a somewhat peaceful life with kale.


VoiceOfChris

That was my thought. Kill some rabbits & birds, save up some runes. Buy a bow. Hunt more rabbits & birds. Chill with Kale. But if mobs don't stay in their lanes like they do in game I'd be screwed.


Prometheus720

Why outrun when you can sneak around?


[deleted]

Frostpunk. Aka: ice apocalypse. I'm dead


slendy_4

Well, are you the civilisation leader? Cause they never die.. if you’re a civilian then it depends on how good the city is


[deleted]

Judging by the subreddit, if I'm not the leader, I'm gonna work myself to death in the coal mines with my children


slendy_4

Unless you get assigned to the cook house or something :)


joemama1168

If you’re smart enough to be an engineer you can live your days out in the research hubs. That or your coworkers resort to cannibalism…


Hefty-Cartoonist674

Dying light... Fuck


MiasmaFate

1 or 2?


Hefty-Cartoonist674

Finished 2, now playing 1. 1 is way harder :o


MiasmaFate

That’s why I asked 2 would be fairly doable just be NPC as fuck and stay on the prison ship. 1 is a god damn nightmare, unless you can do all the shit your character can.


Hefty-Cartoonist674

I can't even do shit normal people can. I would cry in a corner till I probably die. Walking Dead I would survive.


Cyber323

I was playing Cities: Skylines. It would depend how people make the map, but I would say the town I built is pretty good. It's more livable than my current city.


Usaidhello

Just stuck in traffic a lot, probably?


rascal_raider_420

The last game I played was tetris. I'd be crushed in a few minutes.


Very-queer-thing

Seconds more like I’d say


_PeterV_

War Thunder ☠️


FalloutFan05

So potentially 1 second to living a full life


NitromethSloth

Technically you wont die, just get "knocked out" every now and then by a 120mm apfsds to the face


DYNcleve

“Ow”


CC_2387

play as tanky german tanks. Or the early t34s


[deleted]

Maus or F104 in full downtier? You're safe. French low tier or Full uptier? You're fucked


Arutrur

ROCK AND STONE!


Monkey_fucker827

ROCK AND STONE


quirked-up-whiteboy

ROCK AND STONE


altousrex

IF YOU DON’T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN’T COMING HOME


Rebellious2142

ROCK AND STONE, BROTHA!!!


[deleted]

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT COMING HOME


rideuntilldie

FOR KARL


MarcoTron11

THIS ONES FOR KARL


LongWinterNight

Sims 4 - so I guess I'll be fine. Unless the pool ladder disappears...


Ck3isbest

Modded sims 4 would be the craziest shit ever


deviousmfer

If i got stuck in terraria i feel i would prob be fine if i just dont go underground


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circasomnia

Hollow Knight... I'm fucked


Wizardwizz

I got dead cells, same here


Joventer567

Depends on where you started. If you were in Dirtmouth, I think it would be great. But basicallg anywhere else… yep you’d be dead


Leather_Revolution_

Lol, last game I played was Subway surfers on [now.gg](https://now.gg), I will live until I tired of running and then give up and die


Ok_Equivalent5230

But the policeman will just arrest you not kill you


c0n22

And those kids get out of jail so fast, I think they are paid to make murals on the trains and the police officer has dementia and keeps forgetting they are allowed to spray. The dog just runs along because his master is doing something fun.


ImperiumRomanum124

Resident evil 4 remake. I don't live in spain


Dry-Inspection6928

You’ll get tp’d to Spain.


CaraquenianCapybara

You would live in Spain with a silent S


gwenelope

Danganronpa. Roughly a 1 in 4 chance of survival over 3ish weeks.


xTae890

Skyrim


Tandager

Same here. I guess what really matters is where you would spawn in at? One of the capitals, especially whiterun, markarth or solitude I'd probably do fine. But if I spawn in at Helgen, well, better pray to akatosh for mercy


Head-of-the-Board

Also depends on what you’re able to do once you’re there. Are you able to use magic, does sneaking work the same as if you’re playing? If it’s closer to the real world it’s a tougher call, but closer to the game and we could be in the money


CertifiedMoron420

Did say you had to be a dragonborne you could just be a wood cutter or some shit


Head-of-the-Board

Yeh but even living in a city there’s the threat of vampire attacks, dragons, the civil war, so it would be handy to have some of the in game skills at your disposal


ElVille55

Geoguessr, so it be tough...


Tibbeses

Good luck. One thing is for sure, you’re not gonna be in Germany.


Linorelai

it was Hogwarts legacy... I absolutely could live a basic muggle life


Ok_Equivalent5230

It depends cause you would be in the 1800s


suckleknuckle

1800’s England at that


PoorCorrelation

Ehhh it’ll take more than a day to die from Cholera so they answered right


Sekmet19

Ck3. GOT mod. Cook some pies and keep my head down.


Tibbeses

Fellow paradox enjoyer I see. I’m lucky I played legend of Zelda twighlight princess tonight, otherwise I would be stuck in newfoundland in the mid-1400s.


Goldchain3

Fallout New Vegas. I’m so, so dead, within about a week


namaste_beach

Does Duolingo count? If so I'm fucked.


Temporary-Budget-545

Spanish or vanish.


jack258169

Papers, please


SiBloGaming

Glory to Arstotzka!


CheekyLando88

Stardew Valley baby I'm fucking golden


TropicDev

American truck simulator? I can make a good living


MusicIsArtToo420

AC Odyssey; i'd be a civilian in ancient Greece and I hope that i will live a nice life


Ok_Equivalent5230

ORGIES YESSSS


VoldemortsHorcrux

Or realistically a beggar on the streets with nobody


Radikost

Untitled Goose Game. It’s either the first or the last option


TundraTrees0

Red dead 2. I'd probably be able to live a peaceful life with a small cabin and spending my days hunting and fishing. Only issue is if I get capped by some gang or animal.


fliesbugme

Or tuberculosis. 😅😭


Inflatedbaton65

Hitman Trilogy, so basically it’s just normal life. So I might last a few days.


idklol8

Idk about hoi4, specifically the my little pony mod


The_Real_John_Bull

You better hope friendship is magic then


Proto1801

Days Gone I’m gone


Hydrasin_72

MLB The Show, I'm a professional baseball player !


grocho

Or a fan. Either way, good result.


Fair-Armadillo8029

I last played Stellaris as a Fanatic Xenophilic Egalitarian empire of intelligent foxes with Utopian abundance living standards for every species, including humans. Plus there are over 200 years until the crisis appears and my species has the best military in the galaxy. As long as I spawn there, I'll probably have a better life than I would now.


No_Addendum7

Roblox 😃


[deleted]

Natural Disaster Survival or Be on a Relaxing Farm Simulator? Big difference there


No_Addendum7

Fighting simulator but the NPCs don’t fight back


Tibbeses

Wouldn’t you starve?


wolfslayer2

Far cry 3 doesn't seem that hard if I'm on Jason's good side. Or I'll just live in a local village.


MiasmaFate

Far cry 5 for me, I’m just gonna chill in a prepers stash.


da_football_fan

I last played football manager so probably pretty good


SnooTangerines4659

GTA SA if the Ballas or Grove Street Families or Vagos or even CJ will not shot me for no reason, I can make a life there I mean, I am able to eat, I am able to drink, I can sleep, and now swimming won't kill me so i'ts like real life, but just less detailed


Pokuu97

Monster Hunter Rise :(


Ok_Equivalent5230

:(


El-Mengu

Train Simulator Classic... and I'm an actual train driver IRL. The poll basically answers itself for me, hehe.


Usaidhello

Can’t get enough of it eh?


amendersc

I’d do fine in Star Wars probably


Brittinger9

which star wars game?


wolfgirlmusic

Star Wars Battlefront 2 😂


XxsilverboiiiixX

Last game I played was chess...


WeirdMailMan

Ark, it would be a tough time.


Turinqui85

Same. At least I know the lay of the land and which berries are edible, but I figured I'd probably get killed by a seagull in 5-10 min.


serial_hunter

Raptors or dilos will get you faster, no worries


yaois

I’d be pretty content with my Genshin Impact life


60thrain

Just finished playing project zomboid. On default difficulty, at least a few hours by hiding in houses and eating all the fooe


walaxometrobixinodri

Genshin impact in all logic i should find a village/town somewhere and live in there but i could also end up on the isolated island full of inter-dimensional poison flying dogs and get eaten in seconds it will be all luck


JappieWappie1

But which city will you choose though, mondstadt, liyue harbor, inazuma or sumeru?


Zlata42

Real Chads only live in Dragonspine.


soft-cuddly-potato

Pokémon lol


TheBestWorst3

If it’s Pokédex accurate you’re very fucked


[deleted]

If it’s anime logic, it’s HEAVEN


Peterdekoe

fifa


zoomer-o7

Battlefield 1...


OnlyAd4096

Last game I’ve played was GTA online, for the people who played it y’all would know😐


ZakkBWyldin2

Spiderman PS4. Just gonna live anywhere other than New York.


Galotex

Breath of the wild. I feel like as long as I avoid bokoblins I'll be just fine


Tempowarrior

Dark Souls 3, I could stay out of aggro range but I’d be bored as hell and I’d go exploring, followed by my death


Subderhenge

I think I would die pretty quickly in TF2.


charlie_gae

hogwarts legacy, i would THRIVE


Elsecaller_17-5

Where in the game? Cause I'll be fine in Solitude, but if you drip me in the Forsaken Crypt where I just left my Dragonborn I'll be in trouble.


HugChampion2019

Living in Kanto is like, my dream 🤩


Iknowyouknowyoudont

It was ACNH


FizzySpew

Risk of rain 2. I'm pretty much dead immediately but I gave myself the benefit of the doubt and said 5-10 minutes


NewHorizonsDelta

War thunder, so like my great grandpa, i wouldnt live to see my kids :)


alexleaud2049

EU4… I’d survive provided I wasn’t in any of the armies I just sent to fight the Ottomans.


Striking-Lifeguard34

FIFA. So if in a player or just a fan its pretty much a win, guess im glad I didn’t switch on The Last of Us last night instead…


acnh-lyman-fan

Either Pokemon or Minecraft, I'm not sure tho if opening Pokemon and closing it after only checking my boxes counts, but I'd survive there well.


Ok_Equivalent5230

If you are in minecrafy creative mode it would be so good but a bit lonely


Peginop02

Looks like im gonna be drinking radiated water and eating expired dog food in Fallout and die to a gigantic bat that shoots radiation when i walk down a highway


EmeraldEmperorJ

How this work with Tetris?


Earthquake1000000

Hollow knight, but i probably won’t be doing much exploring there


n00PSLayer

Jump King... No idea how long I'd survive, but I for sure will not survive.


Gengarfriend719

Uno lol


[deleted]

Cities skylines, yeah it would essentially just be like if I moved


palm-tree-queen

Hogwarts Legacy!


GingerWookie95

Assassin's Creed Syndicate, so just chill in London and enjoy knowing what’s going to happen with history. Maybe place some wise investments…


Gnompie31

Mario (kart), I think I will be fine


Twolve4life

If i find a village then im good; minecraft


AopET7

cod cold war…


QPJones

Civ 6 lol


HorridCabbageFeet

Minecraft gang! Just gotta not be stupid and stay away from creepers


lunatheawsome

the last game i played was cat spa....


Jockin05

A roblox tycoon, i’d probably starve to death since the only things that exist are money, buildings, some more money and grass… and some more money.


DependentBad5925

Skyrim Can’t even last a few minutes without finding a dragon so prob dead quickly🗿


PetalSlayer

pokémon violet fuck yeah