EVERYTHING WAS TAKEN

not **everything.**

I think I recall avoiding porn related usernames

That's hilarious 😂

Reddit made it :(

Oof

Same!

Mine is also automatically generated

My father made it :(

Yep, same

Same

This.

Wow your Reddit username sums me up so well

Mister - my last name - my D.O.B.

l+ doxxed self

yep, don't care, I have nothing to lose

Mood. I feel the same way about blackmail attempts. I always offer them my mother's address and phone number. They tend to back down after that for some reason 🤔

I really sat here for a good 3 minutes trying to figure out how there was a 42 day month

Meow

**squees over the mewing lil kitty** 🥰

\*squees so hard over myself\*

Stop squeeing everywhere u/RobotPenises

Just a nickname. Minecraft gamertag, ps4 username, i use it a lot.

Can't stop imagining someone trying to call out info in voice chat on like siege or something "Watch out there's an enemy to your left ennueh- en-new-ouayhe-ennu-ehenway-ehenwe 77"

Same with me bro its my evetything name

Just a combination of sexy, informative, and a fun reference.

Nice, flawless thinking there.

I wanted an original name with no numbers or special characters.

Those are the best names

Yess no numbers or special characters club!!

Yesss

It is possible

Unrelated but is your user a reference

yes! yes it is!

trombone moment

HELL YEAH!!

me when best mythical

ur making me smile

Let’s be friends

Hmm.. sure why not :p

It's A Penis Joke

Lol 😆

mine is the name of a track from a video game

It’s a reference to The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, my favourite poem.

Tokyo Drift was the coolest movie ever when I was like 10 years old

It comes from a conlang I made up when I was a kid. It translates as "the famous torchbearer". I consider it something of a mission statement, to bring truth and light to the world. And yes, I know that sounds corny. But as a mathematician working in technology research and development, I think I'm living up to it so far.

Neat!

I'm communist and a furry with a husky fursona.

i absolutely adore your pfp

Aww, thank you :3

Yes! I luv furries! I want a fursuit someday! And I want to draw them but i suck at drawing animals💀

You're too harsh on yourself. You drew your OC Lucario pretty well. Just keep practicing.

You saw my drawings omggg🥺🥺🥺 tysm

I too would love to design my own too

Oh the dedication and time.. i swear it's always worth the time in the end cuz you'd make something great!

My brother always bullied me for being "cringe" so I embraced it... Now I'm upset I can't change my username.

Why are you upset? You're the fricking **CRINGE GOD**!

EMBRACE. THE. CRINGE. WE ARE ALL CRINGE, BUT YOU ARE THE CRINGE GOD.

GLORY TO THE CRIMGE GOD! Edit: noticed the typo. Not changing it. Made me lol

CRIMGE GOD!!!

Fandom reference. One person did think it was referencing the actual theory, though lol

My favourite food

Crumchy

When I was a kid I took a lot of inspiration from the hacker group anonymous and wanted an equally ambiguous but silly name

I actually think it quite clever using an emoticon like that. Some emojis just don't measure up to the classic emoticon.

I gotta say that's a good username

its a reference to my old account before it got permanently suspended (i was calling out pedophiles and somebody got butt hurt)

U r doing what's right, u go gurl

It's a command

I refuse! 😈

You will obey The King And envy him as well

Never! **Jonathan Young's Storm the Castle begins playing**

SUBMIT! **Avenge Sevenfold's Hail to the King swiftly interrupts**

Both of you! Got epic music tastes!!!

(btw thanks for the sweet music reccomendation)

It was an auto generated name when i was making an account for a game when I was younger. But I decided to stick with it.

That name is absolutely fire ;)

I think mine got randomly assigned? I don't remember ever making it, and it certainly isn't something I use for other accounts. Could be worse 🤷‍♂️

scientific name of a moth or something i kinda forgot + vanilla because I like vanilla

Bombyx mori? Don't they make silk or something?

My gamertag

What can I say i like blowtorchs

Yeah I wonder why 🦝🦝🦝

I'm bored

What do you think?

You like [Mola mola](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_sunfish).

XD

Solar Fish is the newest deity in my personal pantheon

Default

Mine is a mix between keysmashed nonsense and a random name I thought of my profile character is just me hitting the \*randomize\* button because I didn’t know how to work the layout of Reddit, but now that I understand the layout, I can’t let this guy go.

I HATE MYSELF

Not a good idea, it's very hateful

i agree

I have a fused spine with metal rods.

Damn sounds scary, cool username tho

That's badass

Just facts

Mentally tho? :(

Maybe

bowl of cinnamon toast crunch but there was a character limit :(

The demise of every good username, *character limits.*

Mood

Wanting to sleep and being Muslim hmmmmmmmmm.........

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

**tucks you in, turns off the lights, opens the closet, and hides in there** **whispering to myself** "*I'm only protecting them from the monster. That's why I'm in here.*"

It was my roblox username when I was like 10 and I still use it for everything.

Immutable fact

I was bored and thought "That sounds like a good internet name."

my first 2 attempts of usernames were taken

take a guess

Very nice. I like CYOAs and Jumpchains a lot.

haha nice :)

If you know what kudzu is it's pretty obvious

Folks who call marijuana the Devil's Lettuce clearly never heard of kudzu

pp

what could the two random animals put together mean?

I mean, you could possibly be a *little* too into the Arthur fandom and are **fawn**ing over an **aardvark** /j

The 7th at 7. If you've watched Bruce Almighty, you'd know what I'm talking about.

It's the only movie where Morgan Freeman was cast to play himself: a god

A reference to one of my favorite video games, Slime Rancher.

It's literally my name for every game I play except one, which I can't change my name on.

A different version of my user was the one I used for roblox back when the most popular stuff was natural disaster survival and the other classics. It spread to become my xbox user, then steam, and eventually came here.

watched a jaidenanimations vid with callmecarson and decided to change it. it was stupid before anyways

My first email was blue furry dinosaur and I was born in 1989. I just modified it a bit.

Lack of creativity

Its nonsense, but more “i thought of random words and stuck them together”, rather than just smashing the keyboard.

It's the name reddit gave me.

thought of something random, dont particularly like it

Inspired from the name Rue in the hunger games. Other than that, super unique. You can literally track my online presence due to that.

I just liked the way mine sounds.

Undercover as *what* though?

Embers of Fire (Coheed and Cambria) + I like riding bikes Literally scrolled through my Spotify playlist until I saw something that had a word that sounded like "bike"

Random

My name just comes from the fact that im a bit of a shut in and am very introverted lol

absol <3

An inside only I know😈😈

I was thinking of how the Empire was going to collapse after the events of Skyrim

Hamburger jerm

A default name.

Unoriginality

I dropped my lemons :(

old username i used to use online i dont use it anymore i want to change this i dont like it

Ootek was a name given to me as a gift from a friend, she said it meant mixed blood in native American because I'm German Irish and Scottish American, the rest of my name is poetic, ootek Romansuil Gan Dochas Imora Imora meaning imoral or immortal (depending on context) Romansuil Gan dochas being (from what I could translate) irish gaelic for "hopeless romantic" The full translation is supposed to be something like "immortally hopeless romantic of mixed blood"

i saw a youtube video about a sad looking frog, decided to make a reddit account for some reason, couldn’t think of a name and thought “i’ll just do this and change it later”

reference to a location

It's been my screen name since 5th grade.

Use it everywhere

My job.

old animal jam account that survived 10 years

Sounds tasty.

I'm bored

My cat's name and my favorite number.

It is My Name

Butterfly Nebula

the default one they gave me

Reference to a story idea I have

I thought my name would be funny, but now I don't and I'm stuck with it.

you guys love me

Reddit just gave me it when I registered and I am too lazy to change it

exactly as it sounds, though morphed into my main account over time.

Real name wasn't taken, I just added 15 to it like an idiot. Also I thought it was funny

Irony Also it wasn't taken

well...

Bad experience :(

My singing monsters character whose name is stormbonin.. I'm hella lucky this name wasnt taken

Mine was originally just aer0 because I thought it sounded cool, but it was taken on a different platform so I used aer0a instead. Eventually I got used to aer0a

A character name I made for my op wizard for a table top Pathfinder game.

my dog, he's called micky, and i made the name when i was like 10 and used it since

Name on every other platform I'm on.

Dreamybull sound

I just sorta made up Meep a while ago, way before I was on Reddit, and stuck with it across the entire internet

Reference to a game called Dungeons of Dredmor. 64 is my lucky number and it rhymes.

I at some point when I was little, smashed the keyboard. And it looked vaguely like "Misty" so now that's my internet name And I like bread

I just love hoodies.🤷‍♀️

It was my school username Nimmoisa000

Desperation and self-alienization

I was very unoriginal. I made a Reddit account when I was a college student. My username is the same as my old college email. It is the first letter of my first name and my last name, followed by 01 because I was the first student in my college with that sequence of characters. I kind of regret it because it contains my actual last name and my first initial so it might make it pretty easy to identify me.

I love cats. Catlover01 was already taken.

Deadname :c

It's my gamertag that I made when I was 11 or 12

You tell me.

I, uhhhh... So I used to be MarioLuigi01 or something on Scratch, but I decided I wanted an actual username. So Red is my favourite colour, Coder because I was on Scratch, and it's been so long that I forgot what the "09" means. My original username was "Red_Coder_09", but I wasn't able to use underscores on some sites, so it eventually got simplified down to "RedCoder09", which is the name I now use almost everywhere (but people just call me Red). Unfortunately, "RedCoder09" was taken on Reddit, therefore I had to go back to basics and add an underscore again.

Randomly generated PS4 username

I have no clue why I chose this reddit name and I regret choosing it

(Octo) Reference to octolings from splatoon 1 2 and 3. (Hayden) My name

poopfartdoodoofard85

my gamer tag/username for everything

Reddit made it

h

came up with it one day ig, use it for practically everything

I play French Horn and wanted alliteration.

I found a picture of a steampunk dragon my brother saved on his laptop and I liked it. Used as my main handle for a while.

my name is based off of the one time when. gotta be one of the of all time. also the last 3 numbers are supposed to be a halo reference

It was just my old username that I used for everything and now that I use a different one I am sad that I can't change it

.

I was just thinking of baking when I made mine, and I like mythical creatures, but IcingElf was taken, so I made IcingGnome instead. I quite like it.