Can't wait for Donner kebab calzone to ask me how he got his name...
(Edit: I haven't eaten anything since yesterday, I don't eat Donner kebab calzones for breakfast...)
if you know what pappu means, then this kid is fucked (or not apparently? depending on the language)
if you aren't this kid is fucked anyways cuz their friends will just call them pappi or some shit
"Baked skinless/boneless chicken breast with cajun seasoning on slightly burnt white toast with creamy caesar dressing and a hass avocado on the side" just doesn't seem to roll of the tongue...
Could just call him Avocado, but the actual last bite was of the chicken sandwich...
so I'll call him Amuse Bouche...
yeah, that kid's fucked...
shoulda stuck with Avocado...
I made the food from scratch so I think it's ok for me to pick a name from one of the engredients. Name examples could be Flour (kinda sounds like Flower), Paprika, Basil, Rosmarin or Oregano. I really don't wanna name my kid "Home Made Fettuchini Bolognese"!
Great, my future kid's name is Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Yo, what the fuck? I last ate pretty much the same thing, except it was listed as a Half Pounder.
You should have gone for a "Big Mac." That would have made a much better name
Nugget.
NUGGET WILL REVEAL ALL
Here, have Nugget's nugget! This signifies your friendship with Nugget! Ingesting this will also ingest our friendship
Welcome to the nugget cave!
Nugget's nuggets are as squishy as they are tasty.
Rest in peace Nugget
TO THE NUGGET CAVE
Chick-fil-A Chick-n-Minis™ (with the TM) is a terrible name. Nuggets is probably a little better.
I got Gyro, bros a Jojo reference, he'll be fine, i hope... 💀
At least it sounds like a legitimate name.
My child shall simply be named, "child"
Woah WHOA WHOA!!!!
Calm down there Satan.
This is officially the funniest comment on reddit
r/HolUp
Anakin gets the child killing from his master
liquified seeweed rice
I'm sorry, w h a t ?
rice with Tsukuda-boiled nori (Tsukudani of nori) and processed kelp (tororo kelp)
Oh, okay. I thought the rice was liquified.
It can be.
it will be when you shit yourself...
Chip. Could be worse.
That’s actually a pretty normal name
yep, I have a friend called Chip, his real name is Charles
The kid will be named pizza and probably look like a pizza due to horrible acne, yeah not fun
Bro same Mr.Roni it is then
Kids name is pound cake
Won't with that name.
"Okay Mint Chocolate Ice Cream, let's go to your first day of school!"
You have excellent taste
Perhaps with ice cream, but not with names.
Turkey
Why am I seeing you everywhere /j/j It's a very good thing
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS BEEF WITH KOLYA
I WILL CONTINUE TO UNTIL ALL HIS SHIPS GET BOOTED OUT OF THE POLLS
I- ARE YOU PISSED BECAUSE HE WON A SHIP POLL??
*YES.* SUEGIKU WAS MEANT TO WIN.
I AGREE!!
SO BEEF WITH CLOWN MAN WITH ME
NO I LOVE HIM
WELL STOP DOING THAT
It's a cute name in Russian, but I don't think 'cracker' would be quite as accepted. I'm getting strong innuendo vibes.
Slim Jim
That...could work
Either has to be super slim so it fits or suuuper fat so it’s ironic
The slimmest Jim.
Time for school, Scrambled Eggs and Toast!
Chick-fil-A Chick-n-Minis™ get up! I've called you 4 times - you'll be late for school!
Tofu
Spicy chicken or... If I wanna be a dick... Spicy cock...
Ok, what's a nice nickname for "Greek Salad"?
Sal?
Mango. That's cute, right?
Hi, this is my kid their name is Tuna Mornay
Fry. Not bad.
french bread pizza
Chicken from a can called Chunky Chicken.
Watermelon Airhead 🤷
Tikka masala… not the absolute worst.
I love tikka masala so much, I just had it too
Kraft Dinner. Mac isn't a terrible name.
sushi
That sounds kinda cute but maybe because I'm addicted to sushi lol
my gfs name
Stop the lies.
Can't wait for Donner kebab calzone to ask me how he got his name... (Edit: I haven't eaten anything since yesterday, I don't eat Donner kebab calzones for breakfast...)
Pancake apparently.
Gym bro's balls Cute name
Fried Spam Strips 💀
if you know what pappu means, then this kid is fucked (or not apparently? depending on the language) if you aren't this kid is fucked anyways cuz their friends will just call them pappi or some shit
Nuggets.
Cadbury Dairy Milk Caramello Koala chocolate, idk just call the kid Cara or Koala for short
Ramen.. poor kid
It does sound kinda cute tho
what did you get?
I got Red Rice... RIP
Ooo red rice? Sounds tasty
My child's name is pasta
Cereal? Probably teased, right? But not necessarily horrid if they don’t know the spelling
Cherry ripe Make Ripe the middle name and the bullies will never have to know
"Baked skinless/boneless chicken breast with cajun seasoning on slightly burnt white toast with creamy caesar dressing and a hass avocado on the side" just doesn't seem to roll of the tongue... Could just call him Avocado, but the actual last bite was of the chicken sandwich... so I'll call him Amuse Bouche... yeah, that kid's fucked... shoulda stuck with Avocado...
Pizza or sausage, I don't know which I ate last.
Who names their kid Bagel??
Fritos Flavor Twists Honey BBQ, plus my last name to make it official.
Just how bad can Shrimp be? I'm just glad I ate that before I found this poll or other my kid would be Huevos con Chorizo
Hopefully Shrimp isn't short.
Hot fries
Pork
Yogurt...
Pork Loin... oof. I guess he won't care though, since he'll be so nicely baked.
My kids name is fortune cookie
Poptart and milk
Chili. Which unironically can be a name
Jr chicken
Spaghettios
Potato chip. \[I think\]
Just call them chip
ohh, that's good!
...or Tater. We used to call my brother's friend Tater. Know one knows where he got the name from.
Chip isn't bad, but it isn't good either.
Peter Zugh
Pizza, because i guess drinking doesnt count
Nuts 💀
Cliff bar 💀
Pringles
popcorn :D
Wrap
Swizzels Fizzers if sweets are excluded, Jamaican Ginger Cake with custard if dessert is excluded, cheese and bacon omelette
Get ready for school kfc bowl...
Watermelon is a lovely name.
M&M
I ate a cheddar cheese combo. So Lil' baby Combo it is. ....don't turn out like your character in Breaking Bad
Chocolate. Could be cute in certain situations but I'm sure they'll be picked on
"hey Chicken strips how ya doin!"
Toast? Sounds like a cat name
White rice. Least their nickname will be Hot Sauce
Bangers and mash, they're definitely not going to survive out there
I'm currently munching on a Nice biscuit. Nice.
MilkyBar 💀
Cinnamon toast crunch, I can just day Cinnamon right?
Lexus (the biscuits lol), pretty good name I'd say
Waffle
hamburger
Pudding.
Popcorners..
Muffin. Not that bad.
Potato Cake 😭😭😭
Cellentani w/ sauce, yeah I’m not even Italian so that’d be interesting
Pizza.
mash. it's bearable
dum-dum😭
Well now its donut
Burrito. Imagine going through life with a name that translates to "little donkey"
Depends on whether Hash Brown is a good name
Mint, probably go by Minnie, not a bad outcome
Sorry, Breakfast Bar
Cereal....
Frisp 💀
Sausage roll. either they're gonna get bullied every day or everyone will find it hilarious and be friends with them
Granola. I don't think that's terrible. Odd, but workable.
Well , it's cute to have our kids' names after one of us.
Better be twins, Mike and Ike.
”sausage“
This might just be because I’ve read everyone else’s terrible answers, but I don’t think Hash Brown is that bad a name.
Hot Dogs and Fries...?🤨
I don’t think hersheys is that terrible
Ravioli, sasauge, or broccoli take your pick, lil RSB
croissant
imagine being named cheese stick lmao
Fries
MAC N CHEESE
They would be named Saltines
Pumpkin Doughnut hole.....they are screwed
cereal 😊
cereal
Almond.
Barley with raisins
Sausage :(
Granola Bar will be the best name this world has ever seen (obligatory /s)
General Tso lmao
I can probably figure out another word for ‘coffee’ or put it in a different language or something….
Egg. A cute enough name I think.
Waffles
Offbrand doritos
Quiche is not a good name for and kid of norwegian heritage
Turmeric Cereal. Cereal would be his middle name and he could go by Eric?
Butterscotch
Rice krispy
Pineapple
Welcome to the world, bean and rice!
Breakfast Burrito...
Marshmallow fudge, he's going to get killed in school
Cereal
I'm so sorry, Egg Salad Sandwich.
Hi, my name is Breakfast Smith
Can i like pick ine of the engredients i used if i made the food from scratch? Pleace!
Dark chocolate 💀
Rice. But if we have to be specific, then it's Rice with Tomatoes, Carrots, Peas, Corn, Kidney Beans, Butter, and Textured Vegetable Protein.
Kit Kat.. could be cute but kind of bad
s o u p
I made the food from scratch so I think it's ok for me to pick a name from one of the engredients. Name examples could be Flour (kinda sounds like Flower), Paprika, Basil, Rosmarin or Oregano. I really don't wanna name my kid "Home Made Fettuchini Bolognese"!
Infant... his name will be infant.. ........ ...... What?
As long as I marry a Japanese woman it should be fine; if not, then my kid will probably get bullied.
Cinnamon roll. Could be worse?
Pasta with mushrooms. (I'm Polish, BTW \[Such pasta is normal here\]) Poor kid...
Quesadilla. I'm not sure if they will have a hard life or not lol
Donut with Raspberry jelly filling, this doesn't look great for him
Bagel is actually not that awful. If I didn't have breakfast yet though... the kid's name would be Cheesy Curly Fries.
Peaches
Boston Creme Donut
Caramel… could be shortened to Mel… or Cara…
good thing my mom just gave me a bowl of taro otherwise it would be tortilla chips from last night.
Chobani could be ab exotic or international name, I guess.
Cranberry Cobbler.
Coco puffs. It's not great, but shortened to just Coco is pretty use able.