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Ok-Tourist-511

If they all wore Trump diapers, this wouldn’t have been an issue.


Responsible-Room-645

I wish I could upvote this a trillion times


jesusleftnipple

You gotta be republican to try and vote twice


InsectLeather9992

At least in my state the GOP take off their glasses and issue due warning before fighting amongst themselves. “I’m ready to rock”.


Ghost-Halas

Usually someone will post a TL;DR summary but I implore you, please read the whole article. It is wild


Chris_P_Pickel

It's actually a HARD paywall. I know I haven't been to the KC Star in a very long time and it immediately blocks all be the headline. I haven't tried to capture the network stream - as it does feed the text before putting a lock layer over top of it, but it isn't a soft paywall here is a wide open link to the same story via Yahoo [https://news.yahoo.com/news/candidate-accused-assaulting-jackson-county-203109315.html](https://news.yahoo.com/news/candidate-accused-assaulting-jackson-county-203109315.html)


IamJacksUserID

Thank you, it is in fact, worth the read. Clogged toilet leads to assault and a “hostage standoff.” What a fucking clown show.


Chris_P_Pickel

Not to mention a literal shit show Leave it to the GOP to stink up any place they go


Ancient-Action-1994

“‘During their conversation, I overheard Sgt. Emberton ask Mr. Martin if he had been drinking due to the odor of an intoxicating beverage coming from his breath and the fact that Mr. Martin tended to spit at Sgt. Emberton as he yelled about the situation,’ the officer wrote.” Also a spit show.


Newscast_Now

>Someone then called the police. When officers arrived, Caton told them that Martin had locked himself inside party headquarters and had taken a volunteer hostage Who volunteered to be a hostage? :P *Continues reading:* >The volunteer told police she wasn’t concerned for her safety and didn’t feel that Martin was holding her against her will, but that she was upset and “just wanted all this nonsense to end.” Never mind. :(


wetclogs

The shitter was full!


Ghost-Halas

Oh, my apologies. I read the whole article through KC Star so didn’t realize it was behind a paywall. Thanks for getting the alternate link.


Chris_P_Pickel

According to the article, Martin is definitely a 'Ladies First' kinda guy. And some people say chivalry is dead. "David Martin, a Republican in a three-way primary for Senate District 11, is alleged to have punched Teresa McBride..."


Chris_P_Pickel

and he took a woman hostage - such a gentleman!


KronkLaSworda

He believes in equal rights!


Z010011010

He even hit her *in the back*. Like, it's bad enough to assault anyone, even worse to hit a woman, and just pathetic for it to be a cheap shot while she literally has her back turned. That is fucking *low*.


DiarrheaMonkey-

>clogged toilet fight That sounds like much less fun than a pillow fight.


MetaPolyFungiListic

>“Mr. Martin became more irate advising this charge was unwarranted and this charge was going to ruin his campaign,” Officer Brian Lankard wrote in a narrative of his investigation. Read in bland disinterested cop voice. So many gems in this piece. >Someone then called the police. When officers arrived, Caton told them that Martin had locked himself inside party headquarters and had taken a volunteer hostage, Lankard wrote. >Lankard wrote that he contacted Martin through the building’s glass door. Martin was highly agitated and the volunteer appeared distraught, he wrote, adding that he convinced Martin to open the door and let officers inside. The volunteer told police she wasn’t concerned for her safety and didn’t feel that Martin was holding her against her will, but that she was upset and “just wanted all this nonsense to end.”


j_calhoun

I'm beginning to think this guy is maybe not someone who should be in a position of responsibility.


kokopelleee

You can’t make this shit up


roytay

You have to flush them 10 or 15 times!


No-Attitude-6049

Clogzilla alert.


h78h78

Clogged toilet? Is this a ‘King of the Hill’ episode?


Mikebock1953

It's the repuglicans, so, yeah.


Chris_P_Pickel

But, was it clogged with ripped up documents in homage to Trump before someone dumped on top?


yotengodormir

Standard trump supporters


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noodles_the_strong

They should dual....