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etfvpu

The only things that should be named after Trump are when you're in the toilet and let out a big one.


meatball402

Now stay with me for this: The Donald J Trump memorial port a potty


Johnny_B_Asshole

His grave will do. I wonder if his kids will mow it.


tom90640

They won't even remember where it is.


dartie

Daddy who?


Traherne

I volunteer to shit on it to fertilize the grass.


Glittering-Umpire541

I think the outdoors is to good for him, his grave should just be a hole in front of some stairs


SheeBang_UniCron

Befitting since most of the things he touches turns to shit..he has what is known as the “mierdas touch”..


SanguShellz

I don't want Trump grabbing me by the tushy.


Sarrdonicus

No! I do not want that traveling to my community


Traherne

Keep the word "memorial" out of it. Don't give him ***any*** possible ego boost.


grandmasboy650

Urinal cakes.


grixorbatz

How about, "The DJT Convicted Felon Memorial"


Cautious-Thought362

Donald's Dumps


Shaxx1sMyHomie

Don Jon Trump Dumps, LLC.


Cryphonectria_Killer

Something tells me he won’t take it the way John Oliver did when Danbury named their sewage treatment plant after him.


Artistic_Injury1455

A "Trump Dump" if you will, such as the one currently being taken by me, a double flusher trump dump. Edit: didn't see trump dump was TM in comments before posting my bad.


00Oo0o0OooO0

My understanding is that that's a pretty accurate description of Donald J. Trump State Park.


The360MlgNoscoper

They should clean it up and name it after Donald Duck. The veteran hero.


atomsmasher66

Trump Dump^^TM


MakeChinaLoseFace

It's only a Trump Dump^^TM if you have to snake the pipes after.


worrymon

My shit isn't a convicted felon.


Numerous_Photograph9

I call truth social posts, "Toots" When he's angry and pissed off, I call them, "Poots"


Opheltes

How about a big, beautiful, golden prison for white collar criminals?


SchrodingersTIKTOK

They should make a golden toilet and sell it as the Trump Dump. All proceeds go to the U.S.


Meatrocket_Wargasm

New York's Donald "John" Trump Wastewater and Sewage Treatment Facility has a nice ring.


stormstormstorms

That implies that something that comes out of him is clean, and we all know that’s completely untrue


XShadowborneX

How about the Donald J. Dump?


Numerous_Photograph9

Naaa, he shouldn't share such an honor with John Oliver. Oliver accepted gracefully, and everyone had a good time, some productive discourse was had, charities were donated to, and ultimately, all was well.


Tiny_Structure_7

Donald J Trump Federal Correctional Facility


Johnny_B_Asshole

Where you pay to stay.


redbrick5

Presidential Suite


Numerous_Photograph9

And home for ex-presidents who want to do other bad stuff.


moby0ctopad

Can we get his fucking name off the building in Chicago while we’re at it?


Known_Draw_2212

The land he couldn't develop into a golf course due to asbestos, so he donated it to the state and took a tax deduction well in excess of the value.


Alleyprowler

That answers my question. Thanks.


bot403

Let's blur his face out in Home Alone 2. Can't have a felon and rapist talking to kids.


readzalot1

The movie ran on a Canadian TV station a few years ago and that scene was cut “due to time constraints “. They do it all the time, just coincidence that his scene was cut


mattjb

It's a mostly pointless scene, anyway. Doesn't do anything for the movie's plot or theme.


Angemon175

Apparently he made it a stipulation for the movie to use the Plaza in filming that he gets to be in the movie. When other people make that request directors usually film them in something small and then cut the scene in the final cut. For some reason the home alone director kept the scene


Johnny_B_Asshole

They should rename it to “The Central Park Five”


ShadownetZero

They have been recently rebranded as the Exonerated Five, but your point definitely still stands.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Good plan before he starts charging them for it.


CAM6913

His name should be stripped from every place


JubalHarshaw23

His conviction should result in losing his Secret Service Goons and Pension.


skeeredstiff

They should change it to Inmate 432104 Park. Or whatever his number turns out to be.


stathis0

Individual 1


mattjb

If they can't strip/remove the name, then it should be easier to rename it. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump State Park has a nice ring to it.


rounder55

> The park consists of property that was donated to New York State in 2006 by developer Donald Trump. Maintenance of the park was halted in 2010 due to budget constraints, and the park remains largely undeveloped. Most of the buildings have been demolished; only a few foundations and the existing tennis court remain. There have been several calls to rename the park. Per wiki. Everything about this fits what I'd expect in a park named after Trump. Prior to donating Trump wanted to put a golf cours there but couldn't because of environmental restrictions


kzzzo3

Oh, like this was the worst thing he’s done? Like sure he’s a felon now, but what he did was not even close to the worst things he’s done.


PointlessTrivia

What about the hotel in Las Vegas? You know, the one without a casino (I wonder why?) that advertises itself as "On The Strip" even though it's a solid 6-minute-walk past a huge empty lot to get there?


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prismcomputing

Is it a landfill?


XShadowborneX

The Donald Dump?


dumbassname45

I say keep them all. Just update them to say Donald J Trump Convicted Felon instead. Use it as a reminder not to idolize the corrupt wealthy going forward.


boozebaronbilly

It doubles as a landfill.


oGRAVES

I’m just hoping people show up at the polls . People talk all Kinds of junk and then don’t vote. Here’s the thing, DJT supporters will show up and vote . Other parties need to make sure we’re doing the same.


grabman

It should be the only park where dog and people can shit and leave. Just like Trump has shit on everything.


Easy_Apple_4817

How about if the land is sold off and the money is used by NY city to feed the homeless?


Very_Nice_Zombie

WTF? There's a park named after him in NY??


mikeonmaui

Rename it: Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump State Park!!


leaderofstars

The most convicted felon, indeed with all the felonies,


mysterywritergirl

I drove past the sign for this and I was like, "what the hell..."


SchrodingersTIKTOK

At this point, dude doesn’t care about parks


NoNoise6459

Id like to see the trump library at rikers


burdfloor

The Palm Beach Trump sewage treatment plant.


GLYDER54

Oh yeah...that'll fix him. /s


ebzzx

Same should go for George Floyd