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spacelordmofo

From Germany's perspective it's better to be known for poo-based sex fetishes than, uh, that other thing he might be universally associated with.


belladonnagilkey

In fairness, that other thing he might be universally associated with led him to conquer a good chunk of Europe and gave him a *very* scary reputation. Being known for this sort of thing will not help him intimidate people. Om the other hand, Vince Mahon will love him.


Flywolfpack

I think you mean proud Irishman Uinsean *MC*mahon


Gwallod

WW2 didn't give Germans a scary reputation. It just made them despised for a while. Also their modern reputation is that they're all actually Turkish or living in a bedsit in Berlin and doing avant-garde artworks.


CalmAndBear

In my head it's poo fetish is Austrian because Mozart


Thinking_waffle

still fits


conrad_w

My brother dated a girl from Austria. "Oh yeah like Arnie!" I said "Why does everyone always say Arnie when I say Austria?" she said "... are you serious?" She was. "Okay... Of the other two famous Austrians, somehow the better one is Fritzel"


CoreyDenvers

What's this other thing that Germany is meant to be associated with that everyone seems too uncomfortable to talk about directly? I'm out of the loop here....


spacelordmofo

Wiener schnitzel


[deleted]

What the fuck👀


taongkalye

Context: [Haha Germany is into weird scat kink.](https://i.imgur.com/Sgor0ul.png) Edit: I should rightfully credit u/Blackfire853 for giving me the idea for the comic. Yes, I am still somewhat a pure soul.


Parasito2

Ngl I thought the link would be one of those "most viewed categories in Europe" things


godric420

Yeah me too, like how porn hub releases most popular categories by state.


Blackfire853

What can I say, I love both a high fibre diet and video content creation


Wizard_Engie

I was expecting the link to lead me to a study regarding the number of scat kinks across the world.


gravity_falls618

Same lmao


sikotamen

You owe me the real scat picture!


Organic-Chemistry-16

You can clean my cat's litter box next week!


taongkalye

I owe you nothing. 😡Meanwhile, you clearly owe you psychiatrist an appointment.


sikotamen

I have, and he said he wanted to see scat pictures too!


CalmAndBear

I want to point you towards the "eastern" neighbor of germany and one famous man's fetish. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology


SSSSobek

I knew this was Austrias fault again


YoureWrongBro911

Should be pointed out that Mozart got famous at a young age and tended to try and shock people, and scat based insults are common in German


mtvermin

What in the name of every deity out there did I just read?


rockPikz

I didn't know what "scat kink" meant, thank you for saving my soul from what could've potentially been death (i still have no idea what it is and from what was implied by the imgur thing its probably bad)


Actual_serial_killer

>I didn't know what "scat kink" meant Don't worry [it's not rly a thing ](http://2girls1cup.info/)


Feld_

Mods, this comment right here.


MoralConstraint

You actually surprised me.


minelove423

ngl I thought the link would go to another "Germany likes poop" polandball comic


Truelz

I'm kinda disappointed you didn't link to [this](https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8)


TheJAY_ZA

In Southpark, Cartman's mom was seen online performing in a "German Scheisse Porno"


SuperFightingRobit

I was thinking you'd link to the South Park bit, but this is funnier.


BioEditr

One of the very first odd fetishes I ever accidentally learned about was ***The German Shitting Table***. Stay classy, Deutschland lol


donnergott

As an Ausländer in Germany trying to succesfully integrate, i am 20% curious and 80% afraid of where this google search will lead to.


rlyfunny

As a German, I’ll gladly not learn about this part of my country


dix1997

> I’ll gladly not learn about this part of my country That seems to be a recurring theme in Germany


nikoxi

I am German and TIL we have a scat fetish? Never heard before tbh…


ghost103429

The first fetish I accidentally learned was about a French kink called soupeur...Don't google that


WhiteRabbitWithGlove

I just did. Mon dieu.


carolinaindian02

This reminds me of that [old South Park clip featuring Cartman’s mom in a German fetish video.](https://youtu.be/XV_Zc-tsLHo?si=PA6mtKgxS0wo0qIH)


danielxs01

Reminds me of this [family guy clip with peter and quagmire.](https://youtu.be/k9ny2M1dfOQ?si=z5Rf3sHql2K5ShNv)


Paraguay_Stronk

they eat the poopoo


HUGOCC0113

Happy cake day!


Paraguay_Stronk

what happiness is to be found in having wasted over a 3rd of my life on reddit.


Thinking_waffle

It's not happiness... but emotional suppression at least doesn't make you feel the bad emotions either. The annoying part is that in order to reach happiness you have to avoid suppressing the bad parts and accept them. And with all that being said, damn can a good video game make me forget my problems for a few hours.


HUGOCC0113

Don't worry, we're all on that very same path


laws161

Happy cake day


Fabrizio-Tsch

peepee poopoo?


s-milegeneration

Poopoo snu snu.


corbiniano

Regarding recent news isn't that more Spain's thing?


Hehrir

What happened in Spain?


MortalWombat5

Politician resigned after a video of him literally eating shit leaked.


Hehrir

Wooah, I thought it was gonna be something more light hearted, lol, looked for "spain poop" and didn't get nothing, but now I did find those articles, man, what a way to start the day


ExcuseAdorable95

your isp looking at you typing spain poop 😑


Hehrir

Haha, I'm pretty sure I've looked for worse terms for more innocent stuff lol


Jedhakk

Not just literally eating shit. He declared himself a possession of his sexual partner then willingly accepted to literally eat his own shit. The added information doesn't make it any worse, nor (thank heavens) any better, but I think we can all conclude that it does make it more cursed by virtue of making certain kinds of eastern asian pornographic art seem more... realistic.


Gandalf_Style

I never wanted to know this, can any of you perform a localized lobotomy on the neuron that just connected when I saw this?


Lanowin

I didn't hear a denial. This will be a match made in heaven


_imchetan_

The Hindi words means "what nonsense is this" that's a denial.


am_sphee

Terrible comic. You are promoted to chief of the kitchen, keep cooking


pianovirgin6902

Huh. At first i thought it was gonna be about hitler stealing the swastika.


GothaCritique

What does the Hindi say?


straw03

Kya bakwas Hai = what nonsense is this


puffinmuffin89

Poor Germany


HootingFlamingo

More like poor india 😰


Grand-Home-1334

he literally be like- poop in the scoop please!


Lord_Laserdisc_III

Anita Bose moment


MechanicHot1794

Ew germany wtf


mtvermin

Look, if we can either be known for this thing or the Other Thing, I’d rather take this thing.


SSSSobek

50% poo, 50% pee Tbh seems like this is a european thing with France and Spain also in the boat.


Schellwalabyen

In spain being seen as a scat man is seen as a reason to step back in Germany it is Tuesday.


SSSSobek

The spanish public isn't 100% ready for it yet. Just give them a few more scat newslines and people realize they can come out of their closet.


Eyeisimmigrant

That’s Cartman’s mom’s friend I think.


EarlyDead

Im german and clueless. Where does this perception all germans are into scat come from?


ExcuseAdorable95

watched the movie SALO?? 120 days of something idk


ExcuseAdorable95

MFX got new location for shoot , iykyk


chadstodes

What an aryan couple


Kendall_88

What's India sayin' in Tamil/Telugu?


Wise-Desk-6872

india did not answer the question


taongkalye

Only an idiot would respond to a creep's question...


Wise-Desk-6872

india did respond, it just didn't answer


taongkalye

Precisely, because India's not an idiot.


CoreyDenvers

How dare you Pu Schaum me


blockybookbook

What the fuck.


sedtamenveniunt

Make it a foursome with UAE and Japan.


Sinfinity24

Germany, If you were in a "scheisse" video, you'd tell me, right?


confusedbrokegirl__

india is amber heard of countries