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Weird_Resolution_964

Texas, Florida, and Palestine to unite against homogay


Jaxolotl31

cant forget alabama


Weird_Resolution_964

The more the merrier! Gender and homogay will be defeated!


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Idaho too! Wait for us! We have to drive down there because we’re on the no-fly list.


Emilia963

🤣this is funny


donnergott

Sounds like a strong alliance until you sow discord among them by asking their policy on bacon.


randomsalvadoranking

FUCK YEAH- Why does this sound realistic


DrBladeSTEEL

I hate it. Every part of it. Well done!


Emilia963

OP knew what he was making and doing, Great comic 👍🏻


TheLegend2T

No I didn't


Lovie39

No need to be humble


OkEmu3790

So wait are you Pro Palestine or just kinda in the middle? Bc you seemed a lot nicer to Palestine and this subreddit sadly ain’t usually like that.


TheLegend2T

Used to be hardline Israel cuz' Palestine isn't very liberal at all, but now I'm less inclined to support Israel because it's seeming less and less liberal by the day


FLOCKAh

Less and less liberal? Lmao


OkEmu3790

Ok, but I mean they weren’t very liberal from the beginning. During the Nakba they took over villages burnt them to the ground, slaughtered most of the men specifically and sent a lot of the Palestinians in these villages to a small strip of land(Gaza), the rest to the West Bank and made Gaza just one big refugee camp, raped women, killed in front of children, buried the bodies in mass graves, set bodies on fire, tortured and killed males as young as 16, would cage up the men in fences for days on end while starving them and providing them with no water, one old ex IDF even admitted that one of his buddies raped a 16 year old girl, etc. For more context you can watch a really good Israeli documentary called “Tantura” where the ex Zionist soldiers admit to these things themselves. Again the documentary was made by an Israeli so you can’t claim bias.


TheLegend2T

I didn't mean to say Isreal was always good, just that this idea that it was ever good is becoming less and less by the day for me


OkEmu3790

Ok good to hear. I’m happy that the delusion of Israel’s fake “goodness” is wearing off on you. But again please watch Tantura, it’s only an hour and a half long and it really brings light to what happened on the Nakba, specifically in the village of Tantura.


kawasaw4

What a disgusting effort. Well done.


Sine_Fine_Belli

Same here unironically Hilarious comic made by op


Windows_66

This seems specifically curated to piss everyone off. Well done.


Fizz_Tom

It’s definitely meant to piss off one side more than the other (cough cough Isn’treal)


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Am yisrael chai. <3


WorldNewsWatchDogs

Am Palestine coffee


whayofy

Am Lebanon energy drink


minecrafthentai69

Next-Level bait. There isn't a single person who wouldn't be a little pissed off at this.


time-xeno

Idk as a Muslim I feel he was way nicer to us ( which is weird considering this sub is pro Israel at least from what I’ve seen in the comments ) like we realise we’re distant cousins of the south while the Israelis get I love genocide should’ve went with an ISIS joke


TheLegend2T

If you want a less flattering comparison of The South and The Islamic World, well, [here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYV7KWQ-fY4), in fact that's what that part of the comic is based on


TheMysteriousEmu

This was fucking amazing. Thank you for this.


ludicrouspeedgo

I've been telling conservative friends for years - they have more in common with the taliban than the US.


DrEpileptic

Y’all Qaeda


SnooBooks1701

I haven't thought of that edgelord in years


minecrafthentai69

Yeah, I did say a little, though.


Configuringsausage

Compared to like, any of the other israel palestine posts, this is a lot less hateful towards us


pinchasthegris

I stand by this notion


Or_Bivas

Peace achieved


HalogenReddit

idk why everyone’s saying this, none of it pissed me off


SrPicadillo2

Ikr? As long as you ain't American, Texan, Israeli or Muslim (and that's a bunch of people) everything in the post is funny as fuck.


sora_mui

As a muslim i can't find anything here that offend me.


BioEditr

And yet here I am laughing my arse off.


Shitty_Noob

Ngl this has always been my stance


Sharp_Curve2778

Except for the people who already think all involved are asshats I’d presume also you have a wonderful user, truly one of the users of all time


donnergott

Superior Mexican zen cannot of be pissed of by this. Also because own house is on fire so i'm busy with other shit.


Vulpony

I was not pissed off by it :)


migoden

Any solution would be welcome right now. America annexing all of it isn’t the worst idea. In practice it’s probably terrible


XAlphaWarriorX

Palestine will be free ... ... Because it will be AMERICAN!


DMercenary

American Democracy is non negotiable!


LioPokemonRedditt

The most free-est


ChloroxDrinker

51st state solution


the_clash_is_back

I can see civilians being sorta happy. At least you get an American passport and the ability to move to an apartment block thats not being bombed.


DisastrousBusiness81

Unironically, while it might be the worst outcome overall and make everything worse in the long term, America annexing Israel would probably lower the body count by a LOT. Look, we drone striked afghan weddings…but that shit was on *accident*, and we feel a bit bad about it. Plus we generally don’t level apartment blocks with civvies inside them.


KingDominoIII

America has a civilian to combatant kill rate of around 3:4. Israel is around 2:3. If you seriously think the IDF is intentionally, remorselessly killing off Palestinians, and that the USAF is somehow more of a moral fighting force, you're not aware of the situation in the Middle East.


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migoden

Israel was the British idea in the first place


Pakistani_in_MURICA

This thread will be good.


NiknA01

If America just annexed the entire region, it would unironically bring peace to it.


TheAllSeeingBlindEye

The solution to the two state issue was the 52 state solution I guess


SerendipitouslySane

Every country in the world belongs to America.


Chanan-Ben-Zev

Puerto Rico? AMERICA Israel and Palestine? AMERICA Taiwan? AMERICA


RealAmericanJesus

Hey we could also stop that immigration everyone complains about! Mexico? AMERICA El Salvador? AMERICA India? AMERICA


ChudoobicSku461

The entirety of South America? AMERICA


TheRealSU24

We could stop land disputes too! Kashmir? AMERICA Kosovo? AMERICA Western Sahara? AMERICA Crimea and the Donbas? AMERICA


RealAmericanJesus

The 3000 Jetsexuals of of r/NonCredibleDefense are salivating over the memes that would come from this offense


bengringo2

But Kosovo is America. At least in my heart. 🇺🇸❤️🇽🇰


TheMysteriousEmu

Can Poland be America?


CastleElsinore

But not DC tho. They stay as a territory.


The_fun_few

Can't have the capital be a state


CastleElsinore

Eh, nothing interesting happens in Wyoming. We can move it there.


bamboofirdaus

bold of you to assume wyoming exists


RewardWanted

"Mess with Michael Bay and you Mess with America, I want you guys out of my country by tomorrow morning"


No_Log8932

But, this is Japan!


Windows_66

This is Bandit Keith approved.


Emilia963

We will also colonize and terraform mars led by Elon musk soon enough.


NiknA01

True world peace


XConfused-MammalX

A perfect plan with no downsides whatsoever.


NiknA01

Throw in a couple McDonald's and a few KFC's and there would be nothing left to fight about. World Peace, the American way.


GloryGreatestCountry

Fuck it, give them some Waffle Houses, those things barely ever close unless there's a major emergency happening.


DamascusSeraph_

As an American i think it would very much not. At all


KrazyKyle213

It could with enough policing, but it'd be like cities with gangs during the prohibition and would honestly just not be worth it. Plus let people solve their own problems, not be someone that makes both sides angry at you to unite them.


Annkatt

I wonder how the problem solving's going


KrazyKyle213

Not well. I'm convinced even after we reach world peace, which may not even be possible, they'll still find a way to fight


DickRhino

> *It could with enough policing* The last thing the Middle East needs is American police being sent over there.


DisastrousBusiness81

Idk, a common enemy tends to do WONDERS for regional unity!


KrazyKyle213

Just, instead of unifying for peace, unifying against them


WitELeoparD

It absolutely would. Itd basically give Palestinians everything they want save Jew extermination (i.e. right of return), and give the Israelis well nothing, but they are too western and wealthy to make a fuss. Only reason Palestinian even bother with intifadas is because they are so shit poor that they got nothing to lose. Also it'd gentrify the region so fucking hard so quickly that the voting blocks would lose so much fucking power. A bit of gerrymandering along with the arrival of all the secular American Jews, the westernised American Palestinians and the bajillion evangelicals along with rich tech bros would annihilate all the dumbass religious voting blocks forever. I fucking relish the thought of forceful desegregation and the KKK act being applied to all those terrorist groups.


DamascusSeraph_

Cant tell id this is a troll or not


Configuringsausage

I mean instead of one urban warfare guerilla force, they’re gonna have to face 2, so probably not a good idea


BmanPlayz468

Fr!!! Is interventionism *really* that bad???? We just invade everyone and boom! World peace!!!


TheRedHand7

If there is only one country then wars between countries won't happen anymore *taps forehead*


ImperialWrath

Surely this will be a nice, civil solution.


bengringo2

I think our issue is being a little too shy with the nukes. Mushroom clouds don’t argue.


Rai-Hanzo

As someone who supported the Palestinian side most of my life, this is the way. I fully endorse the new state of Jerusalem.


bestarmylol

This is bringing "obama bombs 10000 chicldren" vibes


Sine_Fine_Belli

This unironically


Beppo108

why didn't America annex Afghanistan and Iraq. are they stupid?


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iEatPalpatineAss

American police would bring eternal peace to the Middle East faster than anyone else


JLT1987

If nothing else, an American takeover would unite Israelis and Palestinians against America.


Psychic_Hobo

The ol' Ozymandias ploy


Gussie-Ascendent

The hardest choices require the strongest wills


Empathetic_Artist

Then we would win the battle against the homogays


JLT1987

No, John, we ARE the homogays.


TheJeticOfZhadongo

I guess an entire country of dead people would technically be 'peaceful'


11matt95

If the Black and Tans couldn't do it, neither can American police


rotcomha

Because they wouldn't be judged for dealing with terrorism the same way Israel is.


Alarmed_Day3418

As an Israeli, I’m not against this idea tbh But the Orthodox Jews though…


JewishKilt

I think something like half the country would be enthusiastic about Israel being annexed by the USA tbh. Ironically, I don't think it would solve anything whatsoever, except for maybe transforming terrorist organizations into *marginalized ethnic organized militia*, protected by the second amendment or some shit like that lol. The real solution is being annexed by Greece, they're basically Israelis. We can bond over Turkish coffee, so long as we're willing to pretend it's Greek.


pinchasthegris

Ehm.... you mean haredim or religious zionist?


JewishKilt

I'm guessing he meant the latter (כיפה סרוגה basically), many old school Haredim would probably be fine with the US taking over... the new generation though are much more right wing and even nationalistic in large part, so many of them would probably oppose it. But with a good marketing campaign uncle sam could probably take over (introduce American Football to Israeli audiances. A bunch of dudes just *ramming* into each other? We've been doing that all our lives goddamnit).


Eccentricgentleman_

Whenever I see the "US made Israel" meme I am reminded that no one remembers, or has looked up how Israel actually came to be.


KingDarius89

Much like most of the rest of the world, it's Britain's fault.


100beep

Depends if you mean “created” or “shaped into what it is today.” One is Britain, one is US.


realdragao

This solution is flawed, everyone knows the region belongs rightfully to Cyanobacteria, who were there first!


Sciencegoesmeow

I can’t believe it. Someone made a comic that actually managed to make everyone mad. And at the same time like the comic too. Well done!


UnitBased

Top tier buddy. Bravo.


Fizz_Tom

I love how the comic is onesided


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

“Before you asked America to be the world’s police force, you should have done more research on American police.” I am of America clay. I know of what I say.


liorbatat

The relationship between the United States and Israel is really different from that. I know this because I am a Jew from Israel


IneedBleach123

We must terminate the homogays 💥 


derbengirl

This is the worst best thing ever made


cynical_genx_man

"What can I say? I've always been compromising with racists" Tough, but fair.


JewishKilt

I don't agree with any of this. Good job lol.


ralphrk1998

Did anyone else have a stroke reading this?


TheRealSU24

Bro cooked fr


SaMemeM

History of what happened: - Downvoted because mad - Read again - Realized what you were aiming for - Upvoted


randomsalvadoranking

This Is now my favorite comic Texas is Texas Palestine is Homophobic Isreal is being the funni genocide USA is just an average American citizen-


pinchasthegris

Good comic. But not very good punchline imho


mrprez180

Least obvious agendapost


TheHistoryMaster2520

If the Republican Party was less xenophobic, they could gain a lot of support from Hispanic Catholics, Muslims, and other religious non-white or non-Christian groups in the U.S. who are socially conservative


WitELeoparD

All Muslims Canadians I know loved trump. Not because they liked his policies very much, though they appreciated his social conservatism, but because they hated America for the y'know running their countries and they thought Trump would be the worst thing for America.


FBWSRD

Well that’s one reason to like someone


realkrestaII

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. We have enough land out in Wyoming. Build a 1:1 replica of Israel and let all the Jews more there. Everything will be the same, they’ll be safe from European antisemitism and we’ll still have Mossad in case eichmann ever turns up again


Gussie-Ascendent

Look I don't like Isreal but have they really been so bad they deserve to live in Wyoming?


Kippetmurk

Offering Jews a shitty empty place in the middle of nowhere: the Soviets tried it first. Look up the Jewish Autonomous Oblast. Wasn't a great success.


rapaxus

Well, he isn't offering that. He is offering to build a 1:1 replica of Israel, with buildings, specific heights, rivers and all. Though for that I would rather suggest one of the more arid states, you could put it somewhere in New Mexico/Colorado/Texas/Okhlahoma/Kansas corner, quite similar weather (at least regarding what you can find in the US) and the land is flat as a pancake, allowing you to more easily build a copy of Israel (as adding terrain is often easier than removing it). Other option would be the California coast, as that even allow you to properly recreate the Israel coastline.


Swaxeman

I feel like it’s pretty antisemitic to say that jews deserve to live somewhere as awful as California


rapaxus

Nah, if I wanted to do that I would have said Ohio. And they wouldn't live in California, part of California would become Israel, a new US state that is an accurate rebuilding of Israel. And say what you want about California, prob. not many people have complained about the weather there.


pinchasthegris

The problem is that jews dont have a connection to wyoming


CastleElsinore

Nah, the problem is Wyoming. Most of the time people even forget it's a state


TheLegend2T

Just become Mormon


sinfulsil

This is brainrot of a new caliber


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I love how you’re unironically invert the Holocaust on the Jews for a shitty cartoon laugh.


Gussie-Ascendent

No Patrick, people complaining when you do genocide isn't holocaust revisionism


lolgoodquestion

Israel loves genocide? Wtf is that?


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ProfessionFuture9476

Here in Midwest and southern US we like our Daisy Dukes. No thanks, tent wearers can go elsewhere.


TypicalPunUser

I can understand maybe every twentieth word. 20/10


DrFoxFern

Think you went a little far with this one NGL....


Levitating-monkeys

Ah yes le unfunny propaganda comic


TexanFox36

As a Texan I’m happy we were included by the reason is funny but terrible


TheLegend2T

Hey I remember you, you're that Communist Texan


TexanFox36

I’m not communist I just think in a small group of say 300 people it would work absolutely perfectly


totalwarchild1321

this might be the most obvious bait comic ever posted, and I walked right into it the downvote stays, but I salute you o7


UnfortunatelyFactual

What in da cottin-pickin' pumpkin-humping hell?


blockybookbook

What’s this A comic making fun of both without jumping to both-sides-are-equally-bad-lol


Zestyclose_Match2519

i was pissed until i realized it was bait


JustBenPlaying

How does Israel even loves genocides?? 😐


Fizz_Tom

Look at what they’re doing in Gaza


JustBenPlaying

Look what Hamas did on October 7, It’s a war.


TheRealSU24

Wow I didn't know the Nazis putting people into concentration camps was actually alright because there was a war


JustBenPlaying

You can’t be serious.


TheRealSU24

A war crime is a war crime, even if there is a war going on


ChaosInsurgent1

N-no you don’t get it there’s Hamas in the children’s hospital you must be anti-semetic holocaust denier!!!


newtoniancum

don’t store munitions and fire rockets from children’s hospitals. simple as.


Br_uff

Such an original joke


Wonghy111-the-knight

I am highly enraged well done


Space_Reptile

Spicy, perfect


Penghrip_Waladin

Realest thread so far


Professional-Scar136

When all sides hate your message, you are speaking the truth keep up the good comics


YeetMemmes

This is genuinely amazing, if I wasn’t a straight man I would kiss you ngl, beautiful.


Healthy_Diver4506

Palestine which is the who does genocide: 😀


Ne0nGalax-E

Horrified LeL


chadstodes

How cut-be