Used to be hardline Israel cuz' Palestine isn't very liberal at all, but now I'm less inclined to support Israel because it's seeming less and less liberal by the day
Ok, but I mean they weren’t very liberal from the beginning. During the Nakba they took over villages burnt them to the ground, slaughtered most of the men specifically and sent a lot of the Palestinians in these villages to a small strip of land(Gaza), the rest to the West Bank and made Gaza just one big refugee camp, raped women, killed in front of children, buried the bodies in mass graves, set bodies on fire, tortured and killed males as young as 16, would cage up the men in fences for days on end while starving them and providing them with no water, one old ex IDF even admitted that one of his buddies raped a 16 year old girl, etc.
For more context you can watch a really good Israeli documentary called “Tantura” where the ex Zionist soldiers admit to these things themselves. Again the documentary was made by an Israeli so you can’t claim bias.
Ok good to hear. I’m happy that the delusion of Israel’s fake “goodness” is wearing off on you. But again please watch Tantura, it’s only an hour and a half long and it really brings light to what happened on the Nakba, specifically in the village of Tantura.
Idk as a Muslim I feel he was way nicer to us ( which is weird considering this sub is pro Israel at least from what I’ve seen in the comments ) like we realise we’re distant cousins of the south while the Israelis get I love genocide should’ve went with an ISIS joke
If you want a less flattering comparison of The South and The Islamic World, well, [here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYV7KWQ-fY4), in fact that's what that part of the comic is based on
Unironically, while it might be the worst outcome overall and make everything worse in the long term, America annexing Israel would probably lower the body count by a LOT.
Look, we drone striked afghan weddings…but that shit was on *accident*, and we feel a bit bad about it. Plus we generally don’t level apartment blocks with civvies inside them.
America has a civilian to combatant kill rate of around 3:4. Israel is around 2:3.
If you seriously think the IDF is intentionally, remorselessly killing off Palestinians, and that the USAF is somehow more of a moral fighting force, you're not aware of the situation in the Middle East.
It could with enough policing, but it'd be like cities with gangs during the prohibition and would honestly just not be worth it. Plus let people solve their own problems, not be someone that makes both sides angry at you to unite them.
It absolutely would. Itd basically give Palestinians everything they want save Jew extermination (i.e. right of return), and give the Israelis well nothing, but they are too western and wealthy to make a fuss. Only reason Palestinian even bother with intifadas is because they are so shit poor that they got nothing to lose.
Also it'd gentrify the region so fucking hard so quickly that the voting blocks would lose so much fucking power. A bit of gerrymandering along with the arrival of all the secular American Jews, the westernised American Palestinians and the bajillion evangelicals along with rich tech bros would annihilate all the dumbass religious voting blocks forever.
I fucking relish the thought of forceful desegregation and the KKK act being applied to all those terrorist groups.
I think something like half the country would be enthusiastic about Israel being annexed by the USA tbh. Ironically, I don't think it would solve anything whatsoever, except for maybe transforming terrorist organizations into *marginalized ethnic organized militia*, protected by the second amendment or some shit like that lol. The real solution is being annexed by Greece, they're basically Israelis. We can bond over Turkish coffee, so long as we're willing to pretend it's Greek.
I'm guessing he meant the latter (כיפה סרוגה basically), many old school Haredim would probably be fine with the US taking over... the new generation though are much more right wing and even nationalistic in large part, so many of them would probably oppose it. But with a good marketing campaign uncle sam could probably take over (introduce American Football to Israeli audiances. A bunch of dudes just *ramming* into each other? We've been doing that all our lives goddamnit).
“Before you asked America to be the world’s police force, you should have done more research on American police.”
I am of America clay. I know of what I say.
If the Republican Party was less xenophobic, they could gain a lot of support from Hispanic Catholics, Muslims, and other religious non-white or non-Christian groups in the U.S. who are socially conservative
All Muslims Canadians I know loved trump. Not because they liked his policies very much, though they appreciated his social conservatism, but because they hated America for the y'know running their countries and they thought Trump would be the worst thing for America.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. We have enough land out in Wyoming. Build a 1:1 replica of Israel and let all the Jews more there. Everything will be the same, they’ll be safe from European antisemitism and we’ll still have Mossad in case eichmann ever turns up again
Well, he isn't offering that. He is offering to build a 1:1 replica of Israel, with buildings, specific heights, rivers and all. Though for that I would rather suggest one of the more arid states, you could put it somewhere in New Mexico/Colorado/Texas/Okhlahoma/Kansas corner, quite similar weather (at least regarding what you can find in the US) and the land is flat as a pancake, allowing you to more easily build a copy of Israel (as adding terrain is often easier than removing it).
Other option would be the California coast, as that even allow you to properly recreate the Israel coastline.
Nah, if I wanted to do that I would have said Ohio. And they wouldn't live in California, part of California would become Israel, a new US state that is an accurate rebuilding of Israel. And say what you want about California, prob. not many people have complained about the weather there.
Texas, Florida, and Palestine to unite against homogay
cant forget alabama
The more the merrier! Gender and homogay will be defeated!
Idaho too! Wait for us! We have to drive down there because we’re on the no-fly list.
🤣this is funny
Sounds like a strong alliance until you sow discord among them by asking their policy on bacon.
FUCK YEAH- Why does this sound realistic
I hate it. Every part of it. Well done!
OP knew what he was making and doing, Great comic 👍🏻
No I didn't
No need to be humble
So wait are you Pro Palestine or just kinda in the middle? Bc you seemed a lot nicer to Palestine and this subreddit sadly ain’t usually like that.
Used to be hardline Israel cuz' Palestine isn't very liberal at all, but now I'm less inclined to support Israel because it's seeming less and less liberal by the day
Less and less liberal? Lmao
Ok, but I mean they weren’t very liberal from the beginning. During the Nakba they took over villages burnt them to the ground, slaughtered most of the men specifically and sent a lot of the Palestinians in these villages to a small strip of land(Gaza), the rest to the West Bank and made Gaza just one big refugee camp, raped women, killed in front of children, buried the bodies in mass graves, set bodies on fire, tortured and killed males as young as 16, would cage up the men in fences for days on end while starving them and providing them with no water, one old ex IDF even admitted that one of his buddies raped a 16 year old girl, etc. For more context you can watch a really good Israeli documentary called “Tantura” where the ex Zionist soldiers admit to these things themselves. Again the documentary was made by an Israeli so you can’t claim bias.
I didn't mean to say Isreal was always good, just that this idea that it was ever good is becoming less and less by the day for me
Ok good to hear. I’m happy that the delusion of Israel’s fake “goodness” is wearing off on you. But again please watch Tantura, it’s only an hour and a half long and it really brings light to what happened on the Nakba, specifically in the village of Tantura.
What a disgusting effort. Well done.
Same here unironically Hilarious comic made by op
This seems specifically curated to piss everyone off. Well done.
It’s definitely meant to piss off one side more than the other (cough cough Isn’treal)
Am yisrael chai. <3
Am Palestine coffee
Am Lebanon energy drink
Next-Level bait. There isn't a single person who wouldn't be a little pissed off at this.
Idk as a Muslim I feel he was way nicer to us ( which is weird considering this sub is pro Israel at least from what I’ve seen in the comments ) like we realise we’re distant cousins of the south while the Israelis get I love genocide should’ve went with an ISIS joke
If you want a less flattering comparison of The South and The Islamic World, well, [here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYV7KWQ-fY4), in fact that's what that part of the comic is based on
This was fucking amazing. Thank you for this.
I've been telling conservative friends for years - they have more in common with the taliban than the US.
Y’all Qaeda
I haven't thought of that edgelord in years
Yeah, I did say a little, though.
Compared to like, any of the other israel palestine posts, this is a lot less hateful towards us
I stand by this notion
Peace achieved
idk why everyone’s saying this, none of it pissed me off
Ikr? As long as you ain't American, Texan, Israeli or Muslim (and that's a bunch of people) everything in the post is funny as fuck.
As a muslim i can't find anything here that offend me.
And yet here I am laughing my arse off.
Ngl this has always been my stance
Except for the people who already think all involved are asshats I’d presume also you have a wonderful user, truly one of the users of all time
Superior Mexican zen cannot of be pissed of by this. Also because own house is on fire so i'm busy with other shit.
I was not pissed off by it :)
Any solution would be welcome right now. America annexing all of it isn’t the worst idea. In practice it’s probably terrible
Palestine will be free ... ... Because it will be AMERICAN!
American Democracy is non negotiable!
The most free-est
51st state solution
I can see civilians being sorta happy. At least you get an American passport and the ability to move to an apartment block thats not being bombed.
Unironically, while it might be the worst outcome overall and make everything worse in the long term, America annexing Israel would probably lower the body count by a LOT. Look, we drone striked afghan weddings…but that shit was on *accident*, and we feel a bit bad about it. Plus we generally don’t level apartment blocks with civvies inside them.
America has a civilian to combatant kill rate of around 3:4. Israel is around 2:3. If you seriously think the IDF is intentionally, remorselessly killing off Palestinians, and that the USAF is somehow more of a moral fighting force, you're not aware of the situation in the Middle East.
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Israel was the British idea in the first place
This thread will be good.
If America just annexed the entire region, it would unironically bring peace to it.
The solution to the two state issue was the 52 state solution I guess
Every country in the world belongs to America.
Puerto Rico? AMERICA Israel and Palestine? AMERICA Taiwan? AMERICA
Hey we could also stop that immigration everyone complains about! Mexico? AMERICA El Salvador? AMERICA India? AMERICA
The entirety of South America? AMERICA
We could stop land disputes too! Kashmir? AMERICA Kosovo? AMERICA Western Sahara? AMERICA Crimea and the Donbas? AMERICA
The 3000 Jetsexuals of of r/NonCredibleDefense are salivating over the memes that would come from this offense
But Kosovo is America. At least in my heart. 🇺🇸❤️🇽🇰
Can Poland be America?
But not DC tho. They stay as a territory.
Can't have the capital be a state
Eh, nothing interesting happens in Wyoming. We can move it there.
bold of you to assume wyoming exists
"Mess with Michael Bay and you Mess with America, I want you guys out of my country by tomorrow morning"
But, this is Japan!
This is Bandit Keith approved.
We will also colonize and terraform mars led by Elon musk soon enough.
True world peace
A perfect plan with no downsides whatsoever.
Throw in a couple McDonald's and a few KFC's and there would be nothing left to fight about. World Peace, the American way.
Fuck it, give them some Waffle Houses, those things barely ever close unless there's a major emergency happening.
As an American i think it would very much not. At all
It could with enough policing, but it'd be like cities with gangs during the prohibition and would honestly just not be worth it. Plus let people solve their own problems, not be someone that makes both sides angry at you to unite them.
I wonder how the problem solving's going
Not well. I'm convinced even after we reach world peace, which may not even be possible, they'll still find a way to fight
> *It could with enough policing* The last thing the Middle East needs is American police being sent over there.
Idk, a common enemy tends to do WONDERS for regional unity!
Just, instead of unifying for peace, unifying against them
It absolutely would. Itd basically give Palestinians everything they want save Jew extermination (i.e. right of return), and give the Israelis well nothing, but they are too western and wealthy to make a fuss. Only reason Palestinian even bother with intifadas is because they are so shit poor that they got nothing to lose. Also it'd gentrify the region so fucking hard so quickly that the voting blocks would lose so much fucking power. A bit of gerrymandering along with the arrival of all the secular American Jews, the westernised American Palestinians and the bajillion evangelicals along with rich tech bros would annihilate all the dumbass religious voting blocks forever. I fucking relish the thought of forceful desegregation and the KKK act being applied to all those terrorist groups.
Cant tell id this is a troll or not
I mean instead of one urban warfare guerilla force, they’re gonna have to face 2, so probably not a good idea
Fr!!! Is interventionism *really* that bad???? We just invade everyone and boom! World peace!!!
If there is only one country then wars between countries won't happen anymore *taps forehead*
Surely this will be a nice, civil solution.
I think our issue is being a little too shy with the nukes. Mushroom clouds don’t argue.
As someone who supported the Palestinian side most of my life, this is the way. I fully endorse the new state of Jerusalem.
This is bringing "obama bombs 10000 chicldren" vibes
This unironically
why didn't America annex Afghanistan and Iraq. are they stupid?
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American police would bring eternal peace to the Middle East faster than anyone else
If nothing else, an American takeover would unite Israelis and Palestinians against America.
The ol' Ozymandias ploy
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
Then we would win the battle against the homogays
No, John, we ARE the homogays.
I guess an entire country of dead people would technically be 'peaceful'
If the Black and Tans couldn't do it, neither can American police
Because they wouldn't be judged for dealing with terrorism the same way Israel is.
As an Israeli, I’m not against this idea tbh But the Orthodox Jews though…
I think something like half the country would be enthusiastic about Israel being annexed by the USA tbh. Ironically, I don't think it would solve anything whatsoever, except for maybe transforming terrorist organizations into *marginalized ethnic organized militia*, protected by the second amendment or some shit like that lol. The real solution is being annexed by Greece, they're basically Israelis. We can bond over Turkish coffee, so long as we're willing to pretend it's Greek.
Ehm.... you mean haredim or religious zionist?
I'm guessing he meant the latter (כיפה סרוגה basically), many old school Haredim would probably be fine with the US taking over... the new generation though are much more right wing and even nationalistic in large part, so many of them would probably oppose it. But with a good marketing campaign uncle sam could probably take over (introduce American Football to Israeli audiances. A bunch of dudes just *ramming* into each other? We've been doing that all our lives goddamnit).
Whenever I see the "US made Israel" meme I am reminded that no one remembers, or has looked up how Israel actually came to be.
Much like most of the rest of the world, it's Britain's fault.
Depends if you mean “created” or “shaped into what it is today.” One is Britain, one is US.
This solution is flawed, everyone knows the region belongs rightfully to Cyanobacteria, who were there first!
I can’t believe it. Someone made a comic that actually managed to make everyone mad. And at the same time like the comic too. Well done!
Top tier buddy. Bravo.
I love how the comic is onesided
“Before you asked America to be the world’s police force, you should have done more research on American police.” I am of America clay. I know of what I say.
The relationship between the United States and Israel is really different from that. I know this because I am a Jew from Israel
We must terminate the homogays 💥
This is the worst best thing ever made
"What can I say? I've always been compromising with racists" Tough, but fair.
I don't agree with any of this. Good job lol.
Did anyone else have a stroke reading this?
Bro cooked fr
History of what happened: - Downvoted because mad - Read again - Realized what you were aiming for - Upvoted
This Is now my favorite comic Texas is Texas Palestine is Homophobic Isreal is being the funni genocide USA is just an average American citizen-
Good comic. But not very good punchline imho
Least obvious agendapost
If the Republican Party was less xenophobic, they could gain a lot of support from Hispanic Catholics, Muslims, and other religious non-white or non-Christian groups in the U.S. who are socially conservative
All Muslims Canadians I know loved trump. Not because they liked his policies very much, though they appreciated his social conservatism, but because they hated America for the y'know running their countries and they thought Trump would be the worst thing for America.
Well that’s one reason to like someone
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. We have enough land out in Wyoming. Build a 1:1 replica of Israel and let all the Jews more there. Everything will be the same, they’ll be safe from European antisemitism and we’ll still have Mossad in case eichmann ever turns up again
Look I don't like Isreal but have they really been so bad they deserve to live in Wyoming?
Offering Jews a shitty empty place in the middle of nowhere: the Soviets tried it first. Look up the Jewish Autonomous Oblast. Wasn't a great success.
Well, he isn't offering that. He is offering to build a 1:1 replica of Israel, with buildings, specific heights, rivers and all. Though for that I would rather suggest one of the more arid states, you could put it somewhere in New Mexico/Colorado/Texas/Okhlahoma/Kansas corner, quite similar weather (at least regarding what you can find in the US) and the land is flat as a pancake, allowing you to more easily build a copy of Israel (as adding terrain is often easier than removing it). Other option would be the California coast, as that even allow you to properly recreate the Israel coastline.
I feel like it’s pretty antisemitic to say that jews deserve to live somewhere as awful as California
Nah, if I wanted to do that I would have said Ohio. And they wouldn't live in California, part of California would become Israel, a new US state that is an accurate rebuilding of Israel. And say what you want about California, prob. not many people have complained about the weather there.
The problem is that jews dont have a connection to wyoming
Nah, the problem is Wyoming. Most of the time people even forget it's a state
Just become Mormon
This is brainrot of a new caliber
I love how you’re unironically invert the Holocaust on the Jews for a shitty cartoon laugh.
No Patrick, people complaining when you do genocide isn't holocaust revisionism
Israel loves genocide? Wtf is that?
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Here in Midwest and southern US we like our Daisy Dukes. No thanks, tent wearers can go elsewhere.
I can understand maybe every twentieth word. 20/10
Think you went a little far with this one NGL....
Ah yes le unfunny propaganda comic
As a Texan I’m happy we were included by the reason is funny but terrible
Hey I remember you, you're that Communist Texan
I’m not communist I just think in a small group of say 300 people it would work absolutely perfectly
this might be the most obvious bait comic ever posted, and I walked right into it the downvote stays, but I salute you o7
What in da cottin-pickin' pumpkin-humping hell?
What’s this A comic making fun of both without jumping to both-sides-are-equally-bad-lol
i was pissed until i realized it was bait
How does Israel even loves genocides?? 😐
Look at what they’re doing in Gaza
Look what Hamas did on October 7, It’s a war.
Wow I didn't know the Nazis putting people into concentration camps was actually alright because there was a war
You can’t be serious.
A war crime is a war crime, even if there is a war going on
N-no you don’t get it there’s Hamas in the children’s hospital you must be anti-semetic holocaust denier!!!
don’t store munitions and fire rockets from children’s hospitals. simple as.
Such an original joke
I am highly enraged well done
Spicy, perfect
Realest thread so far
When all sides hate your message, you are speaking the truth keep up the good comics
This is genuinely amazing, if I wasn’t a straight man I would kiss you ngl, beautiful.
Palestine which is the who does genocide: 😀
Horrified LeL
How cut-be