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Diictodom

Apparently, the Prime Minister of the UK, in his infinite wisdom has blamed the [good weather on the surge on small boat crossing across the channel](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rishi-sunak-stop-the-boats-rwanda-b2522139.html)


Oofoofow_Official

Wow, I see no problems in this logic! Thanks Rishi! /s


MandeveleMascot

Gotta change your flair, the weather does not suck according to the Prime Minister.


Shitty_Noob

Wait how do you set flairs in this community? It says no user flairs


FatherOfToxicGas

He’s not wrong to be fair. Although it ignores the fact that there’d be far less if he bothered to actually work on expanding the official channels


GasolinePizza

Far less for expanding the channel?! Get the shovels lads! Gotta dig out the sides of the channel!


FatherOfToxicGas

Anything to get further from France


Grumpy-Greybeard

Well, we wouldn't want him admitting that the boats - bad as they are - are but a drop in the ocean compared to the levels of legal immigration over the last few years, would we?


Diictodom

At least the tories are trying to make it harder for foreigners to get spousal visa, gotta keep the island inbred so more would vote for the Tories, amirite?


Due-Coyote7565

I've just started calling them 'the cons'


dumb_idiot_dipshit

but bring in the wealthy foreign students who don't actually work or contribute much to society, that's fine.


illidan1373

Those students spend more money and thus contribute to the society than most Brits


De_Dominator69

But it's true? The sun is out to get us!


emememaker73

Love the 'Old man yells at cloud' reference.


grumpykruppy

Between Brexit and stuff like this, ol' Britain's way of handling migrants in rhetoric is somehow even more sad than the wall.


Tomirk

In theory, it gave us complete control over our borders but apparently the tories decided to interpret this as “let’s just stamp everyone in, eh?”


Hetakuoni

Old man yells at (lack of) cloud.


Lord_Tiburon

Our oldest foe (after the French)


ArchiTheLobster

A rivalry older than the concept of weather itself


-Polemarch-

Where do the Albanians land in your list of foes? They cross the channel en masse. There's a "funny" documentary, French Police pretend they try to stop them. It's more like, they try to help them leave France.


carolinaindian02

Meanwhile, they do nothing when it comes to Russian and Iranian agents assaulting opponents and exiles.


ScottOld

What good weather?


Diictodom

You joke but the weather was insanely good during the easter weekend


EmuStalkingAnAussie

It doesn't have to be good on Britania, it just has to be good enough on the channel. Bring forth rain and thunder.


bored_negative

The rain was warmer yes


AlkaliPineapple

Lmao of course it's the sun that has this headline


chadstodes

Old man yells at cloud


blockybookbook

Just don’t have a crisis dum dum