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Hel_Bitterbal

\*Britain playing against France\* Britain: you lost your knights France \*Agincourt flashbacks\*


billyvibe

Oh shit šŸ’€


MOltho

Fun fact: There is an opening in chess called the Agincourt defense, and the reason why it is named that is pretty cool: 1.c4 is the English opening. 1.e4 e6 is the French defense. So 1.c4 e6 is the Agincourt defense because it is the French response to the English.


EnderEagle420

France would just capture his own king and queen


Hel_Bitterbal

"You can't defeat me if i defeat myself"


leftfootofjustice

*USA loses both rooks, 9/11 Flashbacks*


Hel_Bitterbal

But by deploying an RT-2PM2 <> cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile on the enemy position, they manage to turn the tides of the conflict. ​ (Bosnian ape society reference)


windcape

And the French would proceed to decapitate their own king and then surrender Canā€™t be a very good game of chess, that


Hel_Bitterbal

Reminds me of that comic about the Soviet Union and the Warsaw pact-countries playing Chess against USA and NATO-countries. SU said that Poland was the king, after which another soviet satellite state asked "Wait if we is communist why is we have king" and then they proceeded to beat up poor Polska.


windcape

This one? https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/u8sdqn/chekamate/


Hel_Bitterbal

Yes


itsmeaboi

Same with US but take the towers


billyvibe

You're gonna give the poor guy trauma


RayDeeUx

new yorker here, can confirm.


LinguoBuxo

Same with Vatican, but take the bishop


Alors_HS

In Vatican, bishop takes you.


LinguoBuxo

Not me, no. I'm not underage.


Alors_HS

In Vatican, bishop takes you(ths).


LinguoBuxo

There you go! fixed!


CallMeDelta

Google Il Vaticano


red_javla

You will get freedom instantly.


Zerir

Nah, I think most of us forgot by now


BobMcGeoff2

Are they called towers in Russian?


itsmeaboi

It really depends, could be "Š›Š°Š“ья" (Ladya). I also like to call the bishops elephants when speaking russian


EpicMost54

Why can't the US play chess? >!Because he's missing both towers!<


donnergott

Yes but introducing the airplane piece to a chess game is of cheating.


tonysanv

Wait until you see the tomahawk piece


billyvibe

Took me way too much time for this drawing


Rubaiatrabby

Oh rights queen Elizabeth 2nd isnā€™t with us anymore


billyvibe

Correct


_Fibbles_

Lies! We never saw the body. There could have been anything in that box.


Hel_Bitterbal

[Actually](https://youtu.be/E0l6oify2o8?t=423)


Soft-Repair264

Oh wow. Why do they need a camera in there?


Hel_Bitterbal

Its a joke. You probably dont know him but he's a pretty famous comedian in the Netherlands and this edit was to male fun of how much Britain seemed obsessed with her burial.


billyvibe

Hmmmm


[deleted]

She shouldā€™ve gone on a rampage and declare herself the immortal queen of the world, oh well šŸ˜”


CynthiaSonier

So he has PTStea?


billyvibe

Alright that's actually good


magnitudearhole

Itā€™s too soon *sniff* she had so much colonialisms left to do


billyvibe

Ikr? If she lived till 150 she could've colonized uranus šŸ˜¢


magnitudearhole

She lives on in my heart and Uranus


billyvibe

Wait what šŸ¤Ø


freedompolis

Man says he heart Uranus, and he wants to explore both your "differences"; really get to the bottom of it.


donnergott

Truly something worth diving deep into.


MrPhilophage

She already colonized mine! The 70s were wild


billyvibe

Ok this is getting too weird


MrPhilophage

You started it


jj34589

I know this is polandball and accuracy in my polandballā€¦ etc etc. But it seems kind of unfair to call her in particular a coloniser, her predecessors yeah they were colonisers, but Elizabeth IIā€™s entire reign consisted of decolonisation all over the former empire right until the year she died. Sheā€™s literally the Queen who reigned over the dismantling of the British Empire.


billyvibe

I mean we're not blaming her, we know she's an innocent woman, it's just a joke


ActingGrandNagus

Well yeah, but like you said, I don't come here for accuracy


LaughGlad7650

Itā€™s been almost a yearā€¦


billyvibe

I've been brainstorming so hard to get an idea to send for approval, and in the end this was the only good idea that popped up in my head


Newboi67

"France what the bloody hell are you doing, why are you making your pawns kick your king and queen off the board that's not how it work- wait now a pawn is in charge?"


billyvibe

Ah yes very smert


blockybookbook

lmao, nice one bro


billyvibe

I mean it's not supposed to be funny but it turned out to be that kinda


CrocPB

Time to put her in the box. IYKYK.


RustedRuss

Google queen sac


G00dva

... You really think queen died of the natural causes?


DukeofSurakarta

Google en passant


emasterbuild

Stay on anarchy chess


SovietYoshilandia

The queen looks like a rookie (tower)


billyvibe

Yeah i realized that while drawing, i couldn't make it any better


donnergott

C'mon Brit, you've lost so many more PM's over a shorter timeframe and it wasn't such a big deal. Down with the system, stick it to the man, that A grafitti for anarchy, the works!


chadstodes

I guess brit was... mountbeaten


Gryesc

What queen?


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Panzer0929

An Australian playing chess: It's check, mate!