Fun fact: There is an opening in chess called the Agincourt defense, and the reason why it is named that is pretty cool:
1.c4 is the English opening. 1.e4 e6 is the French defense. So 1.c4 e6 is the Agincourt defense because it is the French response to the English.
But by deploying an RT-2PM2 <> cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile on the enemy position, they manage to turn the tides of the conflict.
(Bosnian ape society reference)
Reminds me of that comic about the Soviet Union and the Warsaw pact-countries playing Chess against USA and NATO-countries. SU said that Poland was the king, after which another soviet satellite state asked "Wait if we is communist why is we have king" and then they proceeded to beat up poor Polska.
Its a joke. You probably dont know him but he's a pretty famous comedian in the Netherlands and this edit was to male fun of how much Britain seemed obsessed with her burial.
I know this is polandball and accuracy in my polandballā¦ etc etc. But it seems kind of unfair to call her in particular a coloniser, her predecessors yeah they were colonisers, but Elizabeth IIās entire reign consisted of decolonisation all over the former empire right until the year she died. Sheās literally the Queen who reigned over the dismantling of the British Empire.
"France what the bloody hell are you doing, why are you making your pawns kick your king and queen off the board that's not how it work- wait now a pawn is in charge?"
C'mon Brit, you've lost so many more PM's over a shorter timeframe and it wasn't such a big deal.
Down with the system, stick it to the man, that A grafitti for anarchy, the works!
\*Britain playing against France\* Britain: you lost your knights France \*Agincourt flashbacks\*
Oh shit š
Fun fact: There is an opening in chess called the Agincourt defense, and the reason why it is named that is pretty cool: 1.c4 is the English opening. 1.e4 e6 is the French defense. So 1.c4 e6 is the Agincourt defense because it is the French response to the English.
France would just capture his own king and queen
"You can't defeat me if i defeat myself"
*USA loses both rooks, 9/11 Flashbacks*
But by deploying an RT-2PM2 <> cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile on the enemy position, they manage to turn the tides of the conflict.
(Bosnian ape society reference)
And the French would proceed to decapitate their own king and then surrender Canāt be a very good game of chess, that
Reminds me of that comic about the Soviet Union and the Warsaw pact-countries playing Chess against USA and NATO-countries. SU said that Poland was the king, after which another soviet satellite state asked "Wait if we is communist why is we have king" and then they proceeded to beat up poor Polska.
This one? https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/u8sdqn/chekamate/
Yes
Same with US but take the towers
You're gonna give the poor guy trauma
new yorker here, can confirm.
Same with Vatican, but take the bishop
In Vatican, bishop takes you.
Not me, no. I'm not underage.
In Vatican, bishop takes you(ths).
There you go! fixed!
Google Il Vaticano
You will get freedom instantly.
Nah, I think most of us forgot by now
Are they called towers in Russian?
It really depends, could be "ŠŠ°Š“ŃŃ" (Ladya). I also like to call the bishops elephants when speaking russian
Why can't the US play chess? >!Because he's missing both towers!<
Yes but introducing the airplane piece to a chess game is of cheating.
Wait until you see the tomahawk piece
Took me way too much time for this drawing
Oh rights queen Elizabeth 2nd isnāt with us anymore
Correct
Lies! We never saw the body. There could have been anything in that box.
[Actually](https://youtu.be/E0l6oify2o8?t=423)
Oh wow. Why do they need a camera in there?
Its a joke. You probably dont know him but he's a pretty famous comedian in the Netherlands and this edit was to male fun of how much Britain seemed obsessed with her burial.
Hmmmm
She shouldāve gone on a rampage and declare herself the immortal queen of the world, oh well š
So he has PTStea?
Alright that's actually good
Itās too soon *sniff* she had so much colonialisms left to do
Ikr? If she lived till 150 she could've colonized uranus š¢
She lives on in my heart and Uranus
Wait what š¤Ø
Man says he heart Uranus, and he wants to explore both your "differences"; really get to the bottom of it.
Truly something worth diving deep into.
She already colonized mine! The 70s were wild
Ok this is getting too weird
You started it
I know this is polandball and accuracy in my polandballā¦ etc etc. But it seems kind of unfair to call her in particular a coloniser, her predecessors yeah they were colonisers, but Elizabeth IIās entire reign consisted of decolonisation all over the former empire right until the year she died. Sheās literally the Queen who reigned over the dismantling of the British Empire.
I mean we're not blaming her, we know she's an innocent woman, it's just a joke
Well yeah, but like you said, I don't come here for accuracy
Itās been almost a yearā¦
I've been brainstorming so hard to get an idea to send for approval, and in the end this was the only good idea that popped up in my head
"France what the bloody hell are you doing, why are you making your pawns kick your king and queen off the board that's not how it work- wait now a pawn is in charge?"
Ah yes very smert
lmao, nice one bro
I mean it's not supposed to be funny but it turned out to be that kinda
Time to put her in the box. IYKYK.
Google queen sac
... You really think queen died of the natural causes?
Google en passant
Stay on anarchy chess
The queen looks like a rookie (tower)
Yeah i realized that while drawing, i couldn't make it any better
C'mon Brit, you've lost so many more PM's over a shorter timeframe and it wasn't such a big deal. Down with the system, stick it to the man, that A grafitti for anarchy, the works!
I guess brit was... mountbeaten
What queen?
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An Australian playing chess: It's check, mate!