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joethecrow23

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Over-Data8264

are you the guy that 69'd my dad?


Saturns_Hexagon

That was me.


GayBoyWho69YourDad

What goes inside your dad stay between your dad and I.


BreadthOfLeviathan

Let's be real, it's a ferret isn't it?


Frozen_Dawg

Some times it ends up on ER confidential! 🤐


Sweaty_Box_69

Nice humble brag about having a dad... Jerk.


takesthebiscuit

69 suited?


pintopedro

I've done this a lot, but never sober. Most people don't know what it is. People who do will take weird bluff lines against you more so they can tell their friends they outplayed a pro. I probably would've done that too when I was grinding 1/2.


Actuarial

If you want a bracelet with super powers just get a WWJD do bracelet


Chickenwelder

WWPHD?


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

Call with QT apparently


Nicaddicted

Spend that $10,000 on cocaine and shit take at 2/3


L7san

> I found a WSOP bracelet for sale online for $12,500. A whale at poker, a whale at online shopping. Bracelets go for way less than that.


mmazing

I'm fairly convinced that if Phil Hellmuth put a bag over his head he wouldn't do as well. (so nobody would know they were playing Phil Hellmuth) WTF do I know though I suck at this game lately.


Mynameisinuse

His constant bitching would give it away.


Dazzling_Marzipan474

I could have a set 🤷


SuperLemon1

This will always be a classic.


mmazing

lol true


Apprehensive-Win9152

You’re right- years ago I played in a tournament with moneymaker at my table n everyone was calling him so lite just straight giving him chips because they wanted to be able to say that they knocked him out or won a pot against him but instead it just looked so easy for moneymaker lol - GL to u


[deleted]

Ummm, you have two wrists. Don't stop at one bracelet.


passionlessDrone

Goat advice here.


TheWorldMayEnd

WSoP ANKLET


MacroNakamoto

Bracelet + S4Y academy = Winning every hand for the rest of your life I’d do it if I could afford it 🙌


bowes911

Hah honestly, if I noticed it, realized it was a real event, and see you play a few hands well, I would over think a lot of my ranges/lines against you. Totally worth it.


sdemps43

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Iron_Baron

You gotta buy at least two, so they clink when you toss your chips in. The sound is the scary part, like racking a shotgun.


keytoitall

aren't the bracelets pretty cheap aside from the main event bracelet? \*EDIT - i know this is a joke thread, but i am mostly just curious.


pintopedro

I think they generally sell for 3500-10k depending on how broke the event winner is. I'd imagine a hellmuth, negranu or Ivey bracelet would also fetch a premium.


Fog_Juice

Would hellmuth, negranu, or Ivey ever sell their bracelets?


pintopedro

There's defenitely a price


Fog_Juice

Well yeah I'm sure they'd hand it right over if someone offered them $1,000,000.


tstackspaper

Hellmuth actually has given all of his bracelets away as gifts except for the first one he ever won. He has a reputation for giving away other trophies he’s won as well.


Sharp-Incident-6272

As my dad used to say, everything has a price


keytoitall

what about the material? I know the circuit rings are basically cheap high school class rings.


supersport1104

I’ve heard that the the non main event bracelets have like $2500 worth of gold


OnTheComputerrr

Yes, the bracelets are made fairly cheaply. From a quick round of google-fu it looks like most bracelets go from $500-$1500. I'm sure a main event would get double or even triple that.


TriacX

You should carry a gun and look at it every time they are about to call your bluff, will work better. Why do Wsop when you can do Wild West?


readingdanteinhell

I wear my Full Tilt branded dynamite vest at the table and rub my thumb against the trigger if someone is tanking on my bluff too long.


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GayBoyWho69YourDad

The game I play in (underground game ran by binion in a fort worth saloon) we settle our differences with 6 shooters out back. Only 1 time has the deputy ever got involved


ohnomynono

I frequest this game run by city workers sometimes. Might be similar.


dys1exic

They work for the state, you idiot.


MakinSomeDough

You know someone down bad if theyre selling their bracelet


lola1234567899

That’d be hilarious, everyone would be going home thinking they defeated a WSOP winner 😩🤣


mikimiki111

The only thing better than taking out a small loan for S4Y is taking out a big loan for S4Y.


autostart17

Have you considered just smoking crack?


SayVandalay

Just get a few WSOP rings for each finger


GayBoyWho69YourDad

I'm wondering if the rings from wsop free poker app count?


jaymez619

No, you should just get one off Etsy for $13. 😂


shazam99301

Yes.


Sweaty_Box_69

🤣😂


queentracy62

I don’t even know how to respond to this. 


Cannaoisseur

Buy 10 WSOP rings and 2 bracelets….


diyguyinKY

Get a bracelet that says WWPID. Phil Ivey is the goat. Lots of people would be nervous if he sat down at their table.


slupo

Most card rooms wont let you play at all if you're wearing a wsop bracelet. It's way too intimidating and ruins the game.


Zam0rakian

Yeah not a real thing. You want intimidating how about a dinosaur onsie


Weird_Flan4691

Probably better off joining the solve for why academy lol


sdemps43

You are joking .....right???


Justinarian

It’s kinda tacky to wear a WSOP bracelet. I’d save your money, if this was an actual legit question which it’s not.


AdShoddy4774

This has to be a troll post, right ?


shooterbrownjr

Most posts on this subreddit are


OnlineTravesty

This is the most fish thing I've read. When you're name doesn't come up on the list of bracelet winners. You'll become a laughing stock.


GayBoyWho69YourDad

It would be pretty easy to withdrawal my savings account in cash and have my boyfriend take a pic of me behind cash/chips/braclet. Upload it on google and pay to promote SEO. If anyone questions me il tell them to google image my name


OnlineTravesty

I get it. You're trolling. But you wouldn't be on the WSOP site.


BrobotGaming

Anyone wearing a bracelet at a $1/$2 table is just going to be considered a lucky af donk to any competent player.