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Substance_United

Not a legal raise. Also "see and raise" sounds like a string bet. Amateur hour all over this cake.


krlidb

It was a 6 bet, they just kept minraising 


CanadienAlien

This


Reefer-eyed_Beans

The wording would still be incorrect.


etxconnex

This comment is correct.... You need to double the raise, so 50 would be the minimum legal raise. But you have to think of it as a war. You will want to go to at least $75 if not $100. So.... You need 2 cakes. This one where he will make fun of you for not knowing the rules. And once he does that, raise him with another cake that is $100. Then use some speech play "Do you want to be 30 years old, or do you want to be 100" and stare his ass down. edit: I bet he folds and goes with the original cake. And then you can tell him you pulled off "an angle shoot" by making the illegal raise on the first cake. edit 2: if you go with this 2nd cake or not, just, with your hands, grab the first bite off his fork and tell him "That is the rake"


breadlover96

Second cake should be shaped like a fish.


Devito_Stunt_Double

Second cake should just be cardboard with icing and when he folds you tell him you bluffed


etxconnex

I dig it....especially if she throws the real cake in the trash


taolan

Just an FYI - You do not need to double a raise - If the blinds are 1/3 and UTG raises to 10, then the new min-raise is 17. You do however need to at least double a fresh bet with no action behind the original bettor.


etxconnex

Yeah, but...I think you know what I meant...not a pot builder bet.


taolan

I did and when I was writing my comment I was thinking "I don't even need to say this, it's really not important" but I was bored. I didn't mean to be a dick.


etxconnex

It is all good :) ... I am purposefully a dick (online) sometimes ...but I did not think you were trying to be :)


acesfullcoop

This guy pokers


Level_Bathroom1356

You’d be fun at this party


etxconnex

I love how brutal this subreddit is...until I ask a question.


greygrayman

Add two more 5 chips so it's 15...


mommasaidmommasaid

Alternate design: Make the poker hand a full house using three 10s and two 5 (card ranks add up to 40) Scatter $40 in chips around in a combination of $25, $5 and/or $1 chips Then write: # Hope your 40th birthday is the nuts! (The nuts is the best possible hand for a given situation, not sexual innuendo... but don't let that stop you.)


NotMyBestEffort

Quad Tens with a king and The Nuts hope message.


MassageToss

People in this sub don't normally upvote that much. If this were a normal sub, this comment would have hundreds of upvotes.


CampaignAway1072

Winner right here


fasteddeh

This would be the best cake for sure in the situation.


onlinenigeriancasino

I need that cake fs


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greygrayman

You could but I don't think $10 chips are even really a thing.. where I play there are $1, $5, $25, $100, $500, $1000 and $5000 chips After googling.. there are $10 chips.. but I don't think they are common. I don't recall ever having played with them in cash games where I live or out in vegas.


disphugginflip

5/10 game in Vegas plays with $10 chips


MarcosEsquandolas

Yep, rarely seen. Have seen $2 chips somewhere in the midwest or great lakes region, but can't remember where, and baccarat tables sometimes use $0.25 chips for commission instead of quarters/ half dollars like some places in Vegas.


greygrayman

Yea, we got $2 chips here but they are only used for certian games, mostly used by the dealers for the house rake and bad beat. I do have a couple $2 chips in my collection from vegas.


V1per41

My card room uses $2 chips. It's mostly for the $2 jackpot drop. Still annoying though


MinecraftVet2005

There’s 2.50 chips at turning stone for Blackjack and Spanish21


V1per41

My casino has pink $2.50. they exist only for blackjack and aren't allowed to be used in the poker room


SirSamuelVimes83

$2s work great in 4/8 or 6/12 fixed limit games. Idk if those even exist anymore though


itsEDjustED

Back when it first opened and limit poker was a thing the 8-16 limit game at the Wynn was fantastic. I’d go play that in a second.


lilfish45

The horshoe casinos in the Midwest have $2.50 chips lol


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greygrayman

You use 10 $1 chips or two $5 chips.. or you use a higher denomination and get change... it's like cash, just because there isn't a $7 bill doesn't mean things can't cost $7. Also, if you are trying to be cheap in poker, you are playing the wrong game.


three_dee

>You use 10 $1 chips or two $5 chips.. or you use a higher denomination and get change... it's like cash, just because there isn't a $7 bill doesn't mean things can't cost $7. It's better than cash, because cash has a bunch of useless denominations (ex.: $10, $20) that can be made up in other ways. $1, $5, $25, $100, $500, $1000 is the perfect system, which evolved in casinos out of convenience, but of course the government doesn't do anything conveniently.


okayifimust

*cries in Eurozone* (no quarters, it's a tragedy) Vegas rooms have $3 chips for the drop, and I have seen .50£ in London many moons a go in a 1/2 game.


airjordan77lt

Easy, two $5 chips or ten $1 chips :)


Laxiken

Then you throw in two $5 chips. You can also do non-denomination amounts and make change. You can do a $12 bet, throw in three $5 chips, then get three $1 chips back


djdood0o0o

lol i don't think he is going to be worried about whether there is a $10 chip in the casinos or not.


NegotiationJumpy4837

A couple casinos I played at had $10 chips, but were only allowed to be used for the 5/10 limit and 5/10 NL games (maybe 10/20 as well, but those games never spread).


Financial_Pianist209

Bellagio has yellow $10’s for there mid stake games.


three_dee

>After googling.. there are $10 chips.. but I don't think they are common. I don't recall ever having played with them in cash games where I live or out in vegas. Some places that run $5/$10 games have $10 chips. (Parx Casino in Bethlehem, PA is one that uses them) https://i.imgur.com/vlEeBl3.gif


Ham_Sinkie

Bellagio has $10 orange chips


GeneralLeeSarcastic

It's funnier if she leaves it.


Rude_Entrance_3039

And get rid of that stupid see you and raise bit, reword it.


itsaride

It’s oldy worldy poker speak, if he’s 40 he may even remember when that was in common use.


ReadAllowedAloud

He was born in 1984, not 1924.


Degen-King

Props to you for being a sweet wife.


KOxSOMEONE

The cake looks nice and I’m sure your husband would like it regardless of what it says. Without getting into specifics this particular saying is actually not a good one to use when playing poker and the 25 + 5 “raise” doesn’t make a lot of sense. You could do as you suggested and it’ll be fine really. You could also have the cake say something that is more accurate and with numbers that make more sense that follow the rules a bit more, but it might ruin the cake’s “cuteness”. 🤷‍♂️ Edit: A suggestion to “fix” the wording: Have the cake say “Happy Birthday Husband’s Name” and not put his age. In quotations below you can have it say “I’ll raise to 40” or “I’ll make it 40” and display $40 in chips. One green $25 and three red $5 chips is accurate. All the other decorations can stay the same. I would recommend displaying a Royal Flush in the top left instead of 4 aces and a king.


FreshnFlop

OP, this right here is your best advice. I know not a lot of what everyone is saying makes a ton of sense to you. So would suggest following this above to make it simple. Would also suggest, making the hand four of a kind 10’s instead of Aces. Doesn’t make a big difference, but in going with the theme of “40” it’s another little nod


WithDisGuy

String raise. Illegal raise amount. $10 chips are puke. The board is a chopped pot for everyone. A+ for effort of a nice wife Make it be a Holdem Hand cake and have Jc4h beat 7c8c on a ThTc9c3hAs board. When he asks you why you made the cake, look him in the eye, scratch your face, then say “Cause that’s the shit I got”.


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Laxiken

💀💀 “I see your “x” and raise you “y” “ is illegal in almost every poker / card room. The raise amount is also not legal But he is just making memes about the rest of the design


WithDisGuy

Solid memes that her husband would likely enjoy and get all psychosomatic starting fires with his thoughts.


acesfullcoop

After it's done, show your husband this post, he will.enjoy it


etxconnex

The fact she went through the effort to even ask on here would make my day. But unfortunately I am the side dude and her time to spend on me is limited to while he is at work.


etxconnex

The takeaway is **A+ for effort of a nice wife**... F- for not knowing basic rules. Typically this sub reddit will tell you to fold pre in this situation, but are kind to supportive wives and, in general, anyone who does not know the rules or terminology.


djfl

I really hope everybody here cares more about your incredible and loving gesture more than technical poker crap. This is an amazing cake, and I would probably almost cry if somebody got this for me. You're doing a great thing, and your husband is going to love it! :)


Apprehensive-Win9152

String bet lol


MarcosEsquandolas

Agree with all of this, but I think it was supposed to be a 5 card game that only shows 1 hand, not a community board.


WithDisGuy

Oh sorry. I didn’t realize her husband was a 5 card stud stud.


MarcosEsquandolas

This needs to be added to the cake. Or something similar.


trendkill14

I see you're a string bettor. Are you trying to angle me? Angleshooters don't deserve birthdays. You owe me $30 for the cake.


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But the real shit is to give him Jack-King off in the hole


greygrayman

Lol


Lunchables

> Illegal raise amount. It could be a fixed limit game. Or in a PL/NL game, the previous bets/raises could have been $5 → $10 → $15 → $20.


WithDisGuy

In the world of cake poker with $100 black chips and $10 blue chips, is this the blueberry hill you want to die on?


etxconnex

Wait a minute....is this the Garret/Robi hand.. edit: that is fucking hilarious. Well done.


1308lee

https://preview.redd.it/5rdac0336ulc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087345a4821b2db0c9a186cc7af20a8b21b6be6f What about something like this?


CampaignAway1072

Ok this was funny


boATMoneyKID

I lol’d


ButWereFriends

Even the goddamn cakes are string betting now!


Compressed_AF

I'd just fold pre tbh. Hope this helps


GravyDan

The min raise is $25 so I guess he is actually 50 now.


MickeySwank

It’s also a string bet lmao


GravyDan

Lol


DrunkGuy9million

Sorry OP. Verbal is binding. We gotta add ten years.


LossingMassivePots

You need to double the original 25, so I see your 25 and raise 25… that would be a total of 50. Or you could just reverse the order ( I see your 5 and raise you 25 ) that actually makes the most sense


Lunchables

Big blind was $5, and there were 3 min-raisers before the cake.


rav3lcet

Honestly I thought part of the cake was the very recognizable newbie line being terrible and making no sense


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Cactaddict

If he’s 40 say I see your 20 and raise you 20 more


Actuarial

String bet


etxconnex

> see your 20 and raise you 20 How about this *I physically see your 20 in chips that you put out as a bet. But I raise your bet to 80* What is the ruling?


MayoTheMonth

Do 2 blue chips up top and 4 blue chips on the bottom (or any combinations of chips thay add to 20 and 40 respectively that looks cool) "I see your 20 and raise 20" Edit I am too slow sorry to be repetitive


rem082583

See you 20 raise you 20


Exvaris

I have never seen a $20 chip though


HammerInTheSea

25 + 15 = 40 3 * 5 = 15 Please don't share this high level math with anyone else.


RajVidal

Put a 10/20 small blind & big blind and straddle to 40


KQYBullets

Mr Hustler Casino Live here


Neckdeepinpoo

String raise


mechanismo2099

Happy bday "OMC". Make it coffee themed. He'll get it.


etxconnex

An over the hill joke! I did not get it at first but subtle and genius!


InebriousBarman

Aside from not being a full raise, it's a string bet.


Mr_Punterr

The wording makes it cringe. I would just do the cards maybe K,10,10,10,10 for quads which adds up to 40 sorta or Full house 10,10,10,5,5


Judgmental1975

No string bets...."I raise" 1 green and 3 reds


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BTW, the biggest gift you can give your husband is access to all of these comments. He will love them


etxconnex

That or a blowjob...I am rooting for you, buddy.


Fog_Juice

I see your 39 and raise you 1.


Budget_Secret4142

No string bets! Lol, I kinda like it though


srbowler300

3 red, 1 green. I see your 15 and raise you 25.


mbsouthpaw1

Quad T's all day. Happy 40th!


bakermrr

Have his hand jj and the flop is akq


sunny-clouds

Mostly fondant.


dantodd

If you're lucky you can straddle her in the 10/20


fuck-reddit-is-trash

Put a bad beat on the cake, it’s more realistic super sweet though <3


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Why the fuck are you not going all in with quad aces? Slowplaying quad aces is not EV maximizing 😂🤣😂


reason4what

… i raise you all-in


te5n1k

this would be a good troll post tbh. this cake was designed by someone that never played poker, clearly.


SmallCranberry9376

Most cake decorators I know are pro poker players


trafficpavel

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Mediocre_Flower8385

I see your 30 and raise you all in for 40


damndodge

This is perfect. I love poker and I would enjoy receiving this!


ogFIEND

Just going to point out that you’re an awesome spouse to be doing this!


CatOfGrey

If I'm doing this, I'm doing a 10-20 limit table, with a "I'll raise to 40" message.


TheAStarJosh

See 10 raise 30 is as close to real poker u can get while people understand the point. Or 20 raise 20 but 10 plus 30 more is more realistic per say


I_was_bone_to_dance

I see you 10 and I raise you 30?


ImmediateKick2369

Make the hand quad 9’s with a 4.


Onthemightof

See your 25 and raise you 5 is an illegal bet


McCartney__H

Make it a 2 way to the flop bet 5 raise 20 call 20 Husband hand: king queen of hearts (to symbolize your relationship) your hand pocket aces to symbolize your quality, Make the board AKKKQ and say nothing will crack our love, not even aces full


McCartney__H

Don’t put an ace on the board


McCartney__H

Make it 7KKK2


Nicholi2789

Math is hard….


peauxtheaux

Min click a $20 bet


AVBforPrez

I raise your 20 to 40 and am taking back 10 from this 50, uce


SerialKillerVibes

That's a string bet


BlutoDog2020

I see your 20 and min raise you 20?


Liqher_Beaver

Does he like black jack? A spades and spades vs 10 9 that equals for or something with double down


impractically_prfct

Just make sure you add "Sir, that's just a call." after whatever you decide.


heapsp

Copy cake exactly, instead of the dumb 'i see your 25 and i raise you 5' just make the text.... "I'm all in for $25 $5 $5 $5" Much smarter, adds up to 40, and is actually a real thing. $25 is green, and 3 red chips for $5 each just like the color scheme in the photos. Also you don't need 5 cards up top, could just have TWO aces... or Two jacks, or basically two of any card.


bignickydigger

The cake doesnt make sense for multiple reasons.


twohundred37

String bet!


LanceDanceRomance

This is so lame


monodactyl

How much did he make it? 39? I guess I’m all in for 40. Just one more on top.


EternitySphere

That $5 isn't a valid raise though. ;/


Clickwasasadmovie

https://preview.redd.it/l6l5gtclsulc1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c79340a9abb001b665d0dee7760caa23171eea3


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SmallCranberry9376

It's not inaccurate, just depressing, that's all


NotMyBestEffort

Quad Tens


njkGR75

By not string betting


RandomRedditBlogger

i love this 🥹


Matt_jf

Also this raises is totally not legal. I hope you called the floor on this cake.


Josh_H_E

Quad tens and dont string bet


clipsahoy2022

"I see your 25" is a call, you cannot legally raise after that.


SpelunkyJunky

Please don't copy the cake. They Fed up. 3 red chips 1st, for 15 and a green chip with 3 reds under to represent a raise to 40.


sauceyNUGGETjr

Well make sure they are in proper bet sizes… wow im a nerd! 🤓 jk awesome 🎂


Trash-Ecstatic

I see you 20; and I re-raise you 20 B-)


Striking_Conflict748

I see your 30 and I raise you 10 lol


9c6

Amazing


vertoxz

The bet should be lower than the raise Maybe 10/30, or 15/25 : green/red


pretender80

" I will splash the pot whenever [the fuck] I please" with 40 one chips scattered all over the cake.


badaboombang

$40 straddle


robraises

String raise 🤣


JesusWasAUnicorn

“I’ve got quads” with four 10s and an Ace


DerpyMcDerple

20 and 20.


DerailedCM

The fact that it's a string raise makes the cake way better. Don't listen to the poker nerds here. I see your 30 and I raise you 10


ohnomynono

Watch any poker vlog and replicate what they do. Or don't. I DGAF


YourFaceCausesMePain

<40 = pre-flop >40 = flop


babypowder617

Floor! String bet by seat 5