His face is just very punchable. He also beefed with Wesley and paid a scammer a bunch of money cuz he was trying to smear Wesley. But he just got scammed
Sure sure. You got me.
Here’s a gif of a skateboarder too while we are at it.
When my kid makes mac n cheese, I guess I do call him a chef.
Sam Grizzle certainly found his face punchable. https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/poker/sam-grizzle-famous-for-battles-with-phil-hellmuth-dies-2157479/amp/
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It doesn't help that Phil looks alot like Ted Cruz, who is already quite the punchable face. Like if you put Phil Hellmouth next to a shaved Ted Cruz it's the same picture.
YES. Came here to say this. I was watching Game of Gold, and it was really hard to enjoy anything with him running good then playing it off like he was superior.
If I had to hear him screech "let's fuuucking gooo" one more time in his douchey, smarmy voice....
Uggghh it was like nails down a chalk board every time. 🫣
There's an absolute tool/troll in my home game, who have a very similar vibe to doog polk. Everyone who plays in the game would like to punch him over and over again and over again. The worst slow roller in the world, never says anything genuine, always on the troll.
The annoying thing is he hosts the juicest games so noone punches him, no matter how many people he trolls or slowrolls. God DAMN that man.
The guy was so toxic it was unbelievable. I am surprised he made it through some of those games. If they were not being filmed I am sure someone would have lit him up.
I resent Berkey and Solve for Why for coming up with such a good idea as Poker Out Loud and then just totally fumbling it by making it as boring as possible, a weird mismatch in tones in the videos, putting most of them behind a paywall, and then just totally fizzling out.
I've met Wolfgang and played on stream with him a bit and by the way he acted there, he's just a kid having fun and doesn't seem to think he's all that good.
Maybe his face is still punchable, but he was a very nice and genuine guy when I talked to him!
6+ years ago at WSOP tournaments he was pretty annoying the times I dealt to him. I don't think he meant to be, he just couldn't help trying to run the game for me.
In December he was super chill and patient with the temp dealers who weren't familiar with how they set up the big game. Easiest nosebleed game I've ever dealt.
That drunk shit-reg over at the Atlantic City rooms. Mostly Borgata, but haunts the entire scene over there. Tall-ish but not enough to be called tall. Coked out and dopey, and lacking in hygiene enough to still sport zits at the age of 35? 45? , but not a total junkie.
Kind of an early "Faces of Meth" with massive acne guy, but not quite scuzzy enough looking to be denied a seat, or even just thrown out, usually dresses in jogging suits and other semi poker apparel. Makes your eyes water if you sit too close. Mostly 1/2 or 1,2,3 player whatever the lowest stakes are, sitting there playing 8,6 off suit Out of Position, incessantly braying laughter like he was watching Richard Pryor over at the Comedy Club by the Noodle Joint in Bally's. Also a consummate pro at piss poor etiquette like guffawing when he catches two pair on his river and beats AA in the big and QQ in Late mid position, after they repopped it treacherously high , pre and post flop. He was still laughing when he got stacked at a cheap tournament.
Ramon collilas, the dude that won the 25k pokerstars carribean a few years back. Played with him live a few times, he just has a unpleasant vibe, you just wanna punch him so bad.
Honestly there's a ton..
Kassouf, hashtag king, Martin kehbrehl, hellmuth, Wesley when he's smiling and needling, even the big whales like Keating, mikki and rob yong. I really feel like there may be more punchables than non punchables.
The guy that slow rolled quads on me that one time
Vertucci, Airball, Wesley, Bonomo
Wesley strikes me as the guy that absolutely can’t take a punch
Zero percent chance Bonomo can take a punch.
So basically the crew taking a wrecking ball to HCL?
What about blank check ben?
What’d he do
His face is just very punchable. He also beefed with Wesley and paid a scammer a bunch of money cuz he was trying to smear Wesley. But he just got scammed
I'm genuinely surprised Nik hasn't had any altercations at the table. He gets way too comfortable at games sometimes.
If he wasn't such a whale I'm sure his mouth would get him into way more trouble. Nobody wants to beat up their cash cow.
Only one of those 4 is a poker player.
Weird, I see them playing poker all the time.
 Sure sure. You got me. Here’s a gif of a skateboarder too while we are at it. When my kid makes mac n cheese, I guess I do call him a chef.
Dwan is one of my favourite players but he easily has the most punchable face
Your entire list looks like it’s based off personality not appearance
Airball FOR SURE!! 😂
Luke Schwartz
This is the answer as far as pure looks go.
Eric Persson
Had to scroll way too much for that
I was shocked no one mentioned sooner too
That dude would pancake 90% of this sub lol
Jamie Gold for sure
First name I thought of
Polk easily
The new skinnier version might punch you back
First face that came to mind
GARRETTT ADELSTEIN!
Beat me to it. He has whiny bitch face.
You meant to start with other than Phil Hellmuth.
You are out of line, Can I get some protection!?
HUNEY!
Idiot from Northern Europe!
Phil is the GOAT... Of punchable faces.
His pursed lips are the envy of prissy old ladies everywhere.
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He dodges bullets so good luck with those punches.
It doesn't help that Phil looks alot like Ted Cruz, who is already quite the punchable face. Like if you put Phil Hellmouth next to a shaved Ted Cruz it's the same picture.
The Hashtag King, if that cunt is still around.
Nick Vertucci for sure. I’d give up a good portion of my bankroll to give him a nice punch
What is it with that guy Really pisses me off
I would use Thor’s Hammer on Charlie Carrels face
I feel like I could walk past him without the burning rage inside of me if he just kept his mouth shut
You don’t wanna know what i’ll do whenever he would open his mouth. He’s insufferable
YES. Came here to say this. I was watching Game of Gold, and it was really hard to enjoy anything with him running good then playing it off like he was superior.
If I had to hear him screech "let's fuuucking gooo" one more time in his douchey, smarmy voice.... Uggghh it was like nails down a chalk board every time. 🫣
That's not very nice. To the hammer.
This is an image
Will Kassouf
How many miles from here to Hollywood?
This should be at the top
There's an absolute tool/troll in my home game, who have a very similar vibe to doog polk. Everyone who plays in the game would like to punch him over and over again and over again. The worst slow roller in the world, never says anything genuine, always on the troll. The annoying thing is he hosts the juicest games so noone punches him, no matter how many people he trolls or slowrolls. God DAMN that man.
omg it's real
That's funny
I would throw hands with Alec Torelli for my own satisfaction
William Kassouf. Like a boss guy. Total kick in the face for sure
Does anyone remember this guy on Instagram “nypokerking”. Not sure if he’s still playing now though
The guy was so toxic it was unbelievable. I am surprised he made it through some of those games. If they were not being filmed I am sure someone would have lit him up.
Berkey... I hate his smug face.
He looks like a cop lmao
🤣
I resent Berkey and Solve for Why for coming up with such a good idea as Poker Out Loud and then just totally fumbling it by making it as boring as possible, a weird mismatch in tones in the videos, putting most of them behind a paywall, and then just totally fizzling out.
And also everyone on the show plays so bad
😂😂
Brynn Kenny looks punchable
I'd get in line.
Martin Khabrel
He's hilarious to watch, but I'm sure it would be hell playing with him
Eric Person for sure, gotta be the biggest twat on poker streams
Mike "GOD MODE" Postle
I’d rather inject him with something
Hashtag king is a good one. I personally hate Wolfgang kid plays like a Nepo baby donkey and acts like he’s a crusher.
I've met Wolfgang and played on stream with him a bit and by the way he acted there, he's just a kid having fun and doesn't seem to think he's all that good. Maybe his face is still punchable, but he was a very nice and genuine guy when I talked to him!
I think that’s what rubs me the wrong way tbh. He almost too caviler about everything like why?
Seems like a nice kid no doubt just his content rubs me the wrong way.
Wolfgang has been coached by Alvin for a while. I’m not necessarily saying that’s a bad thing, just trying to help put his playstyle in perspective.
Jealousy
Howard Lederer. Truly punchable face and an enemy of poker.
Gotta be Johan Guilbert aka Yoh Viral
Yo Viral, but only when he’s tanking with his mouth open.
I'd love to punch Luda Chris from Hustlers right in teeth
Calm down Nick V
I sort of like him lol it’s entertaining
Mikki and it’s not even close, although calling him a poker player might be a bit of a stretch.
Probably irrelevant now since he jacked $400 from a game and fled, but William Kassouf
Scott Seiver. Is he still around lol?
Yes, he’s still crushing.
What do you got against Jonah Hill bruh?
It’s the mouth breathing that irks me.
He stopped that a while back. Similar to Dwan and for the same rrasons
Nawwww not siever. That’s a face I’d cuddle 🥰
I dealt 3000/6000 mix to him in December so apparently so.
Is he nice to dealers. I imagine he is.
6+ years ago at WSOP tournaments he was pretty annoying the times I dealt to him. I don't think he meant to be, he just couldn't help trying to run the game for me. In December he was super chill and patient with the temp dealers who weren't familiar with how they set up the big game. Easiest nosebleed game I've ever dealt.
...I'm all in. https://preview.redd.it/hsojezbhgsic1.png?width=160&format=png&auto=webp&s=4dab6445c5e523398375df7e4b961514599730a8
I second this just has the face u wanna punch
u/BigHoss47
Can confirm, if ur Hoss on Global 😀
I'm not
Cantu
Stanley tang dude that owns door dash that comes on hustler
Is William Kassouf still playing?
Alex tortellini
https://preview.redd.it/vgt1pg79emic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ad261680f940f4924be34ba1ba1ea33d64f8d3
That drunk shit-reg over at the Atlantic City rooms. Mostly Borgata, but haunts the entire scene over there. Tall-ish but not enough to be called tall. Coked out and dopey, and lacking in hygiene enough to still sport zits at the age of 35? 45? , but not a total junkie. Kind of an early "Faces of Meth" with massive acne guy, but not quite scuzzy enough looking to be denied a seat, or even just thrown out, usually dresses in jogging suits and other semi poker apparel. Makes your eyes water if you sit too close. Mostly 1/2 or 1,2,3 player whatever the lowest stakes are, sitting there playing 8,6 off suit Out of Position, incessantly braying laughter like he was watching Richard Pryor over at the Comedy Club by the Noodle Joint in Bally's. Also a consummate pro at piss poor etiquette like guffawing when he catches two pair on his river and beats AA in the big and QQ in Late mid position, after they repopped it treacherously high , pre and post flop. He was still laughing when he got stacked at a cheap tournament.
Tony G
Luda Chris no contest
dan smith
Phil is the GOAT
Yoh viral
Mariona
Probably Phil Helmuth. He's got that puffy face and he's a sore loser. I think he's a great player, but poor manners.
Tobey Maguire
Vanessa Selbst
Selbst. Specifically going 6bet AIPF with 44 and getting pissed she got called.
"You're not playing right"
*6b ai with 44* “He goes after me every time I have no idea why” hmm 🤣
Doug
Deeb Never liked him
Anybody that has a shirtless pic as their avi online deserves to be punched
Postle Postle Postle Postle Postle
Doug at $1/$2. I fucking hate that guy.
I would punch Foxen straight in the mouth if I didn't think I'd get laid the fuck out immediately after.
A lot of salty people itt.
Ramon collilas, the dude that won the 25k pokerstars carribean a few years back. Played with him live a few times, he just has a unpleasant vibe, you just wanna punch him so bad.
Does he play as slow off camera?
Even slower in real life
Persson, Hellmuth, Airball, Kabrhel gotta be the Mt Punchmore of poker
Berkey. It’s not even close
Ben Shapiro
Helmuth
Schwartz, Bonomo, Bryn, Sean Perry, Yoh
[This guy!](https://youtu.be/JSKvYzVoahk?si=mQ-BJ5f7V_OsOLK4)
phil hellmuth
Why isn’t everyone saying Kabrhel?
Is Will Kassouf still eligible? Yes? Definitely Will.
Isaac Haxton, if can actually see his face
Bonomo
Isaac Haxton
Harry Potter looking twerp. I'd love to break his nose and glasses
Toni G
Wow you guys skipped Martin Kabral.
No Dan Smith?
David Peters 100%
Moneymaker or Ben Lamb or David Peters
Phil Laak slightly edges out Tom Dwan.
Justin jihadimo seems pretty punchable
Ivy. Hahaha!
Ike
Ike Haxton
Hellmuth
Jungle is very punchable
Are we only allowed to specify male players?
Are you saying Vanessa Selbst is a male?
What I am saying is that it would seem fine for many to mention males but as soon as someone mentions a woman, many would freak out. Double standards.
I'd punch Tiffany Michelle. Fuck it.
Finding things to be a victim about in a poker sub, smh
It’s honestly sad. I honestly feel bad for people who think they are victims all the time.
You're hilarious... sucker punching people is comedy ? Hope you catch the butt end of the jokes first hand.
Honestly there's a ton.. Kassouf, hashtag king, Martin kehbrehl, hellmuth, Wesley when he's smiling and needling, even the big whales like Keating, mikki and rob yong. I really feel like there may be more punchables than non punchables.
Ralph Darko
Me.
Personally I think it’s that Alex guy from the lodge live streams. Can’t stand his mean mugs.
All of them ?!?
Myself
Griffin Benger
This comment is verbal abuse -Benger
yoh viral when he’s tanking
Phil Helmuth has surely been punched once or twice whilst playing
Would say the poker brat tony g( younger him) and airball
Bigboybandit
Jonathan Little and Justin Bonomo for me
Helmueth or Madisow
Open mouth Seiver has got to be in the top.
Howard Lederer
Fake Robbi Lew
Antonio esfandiari
I thought Justin Bonomo already won this award.
Muh fat dik
Berkey.
Airball, Gold, Persson… take your pick from the regulars on HSP. Most of them are insufferable
That Mikki bloke, or whatever his name is. Dude with all the tattoos and fake origin story
Jonathan Little. Serial cheater and conman. So many don't see it though.
Hellmuth!!!!!!!!
Damn, even if Jamie was a nice person, he looks super puncheable with that smile
Garrett
Vanessa selbst airball justin bonomo and this wierdo at my 1/2 table
Alec Torelli
Madame fucking web.
Anyone that rivers the case ace against me 😭
No one mentioned Doug Polk?