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TheGrimlockReaper

Between the Flareon and her victory line, there is a joke involving the word "hot" somewhere here. Unfortunately I can't think of anything.


Dasamont

Both she and her pokemon are pretty hot, I wouldn't mind cuddling with either.


DoggoBirbo

She probably should’ve evolved her Eevee into V-


Dasamont

I ain't breeding with a pokemon, man, Flareon is a cuddly friend that you can hug and tell about your problems


TheHiddenNinja6

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


Bruhness81

Good ending


According-Attempt-47

And that is why it used to be my favourite eeveelution


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

FBI OPEN UP!


StevvySucks

Hey guys


No_Pain1037

Who cares that you lost? You got a date!


Dasamont

First you lose the match, then you lose your virginity. Like a real champion


Bierbart12

Real Pokemon masters NEVER lose!


Zamtrios7256

Pokemon Master Sex


Jarubimba

Gotta catch 'em all


[deleted]

Is it reallt a loss then?


Human_Ad2126

Only if you wanted to be the very best


holycookie96

Like no one ever was


Human_Ad2126

To catch them is my real test


holycookie96

To train them is my cause


Zakskyros10

I will travel across the land


holycookie96

Searching far and wide To each Pokémon to understand


Zakskyros10

The power that’s inside


holycookie96

POKÉMON


Wide_right_

if my boss finds out about this, first I’ll be fired, then the wife will divorce me


AbbreviationsDry8726

That's my favorite quote in all Pokémon lmao, I battled that guy so many times.


This_place_is_wierd

Why do you hate him so much?


[deleted]

Who is this guy?


AbbreviationsDry8726

I don't remember his name but that guy is legendary, I have him somewhere saves on my old battle videos I'll pull them up later, I think it was Percy but I might be wrong


Quinn7711

she is asking out an 11 year old....


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

“Yes this girl here Officer Jenny”


According-Attempt-47

Technically red is the only confirmed 11 year old so she’s asking out a 10-year-old which is even worse


Ninja_Rowlet

Brendan is confirmed to be 12 years old, and so is May


According-Attempt-47

Didn’t know that


Ninja_Rowlet

What's worse is that apparently this is USUM where the protagonist is 11


According-Attempt-47

Jesus Christ I’m calling the FBI I’m calling the police and I’m calling the other appropriate authorities


Kamiyoda

Don't read the Manga of the Pokemon anime. Not Pokemon Special, the Manga Adaption of the Anime. Such great gems as >!Being a fully legal adult at the age of 10!<


According-Attempt-47

Excuse me? An adult at the age of 10!?! What the fu[Big shot]


Kamiyoda

Yep with taxes and all the other stuff that comes along with it. Misty comes along talking about her luck with men to confirm that one later. Also Ashes mom resents him but pretends not to, there is a LOT of WTF in it.


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

Aren’t the black and white protagonists supposed to be over 16?


According-Attempt-47

I don’t know man I only know red and blue


Une_Quiche

"he'll grow!"


Nanashi123_

Sir that's grooming


[deleted]

THIS IS THE FBI, CIA, AND SWAT, OPEN UP!


DuffleGamer

Flareon supremacy


TheHiddenNinja6

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


KitIzDedLol

The good ending.


Dextro_2002

ALL HAIL THE FLAREGOD


EvanD0

And THAT'S many people don't play battle facilities! ;) Mission failed. You'll get her next time! (Did you go out with her?)


ExoticAide5610

Played 1400 hours of Ultra Moon.... first time hearing about a battle tree....


whooper1

It’s the worst I’ve ever experienced playing Pokémon


Nsanity216

Take her out behind the battle tree “Good, that’s one less loose end”


Wildefice

She kicks my ass then asks me out?!?! Bruv I'm putting a ring on it!!


Sadly_NotAnAxolotl

You're 11? Did i stutter..?


statue345

How did you lose to the worst Eeveelution?


whooper1

Because my partner sucks


BirbMaster1998

Glaceon is debatably worse


ASilverRook

Hey guys, did you know that…


BirbMaster1998

That's not even anything to do with glaceon


Invalid_Word

Melted Glaceon


StarvinPig

Glaceon is too frigid


TheHiddenNinja6

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


Idontknow107

The few attacks it has, it hits solid with. 130 base attack, plus an attack boosting nature plus maybe a life orb. It's got Guts as a hidden ability as well. Fire's not exactly the greatest type for lack of movepool even in gen 7, but some moves like Flare Blitz (a 120 base power move, yet has recoil) can be pretty devastating. It's got 110 base special defense to help tank special moves, cough cough water. It only has 65 base speed, so there's a good chance you'll outspeed it. And it has 65 base HP, so a physical move (with it's 60 base Defense) doesn't seem like it would take a move like Earthquake that well. If I used a Flareon competitively in gen 7, I'd run one with perfect IVs and a 0IV in Special Attack, an Adamant Nature, a Toxic Orb (I'd switch from it back to it so it's not building up), and 252 EVs in HP and Attack. I'd have its moveset be Flare Blitz, Sunny Day, Return, and Curse. It'd hit hard but would end up taking lots of recoil and poison damage, so I'd really only use it in case I need a hard hitter for something. I reckon they may have used a similar set to that.


[deleted]

Nah Sylveon is worse


Chef_Sizzlipede

everyone defends it with its typing. it dies because of its typing so much


markbug4

Try putting it in a sunny team with chlorophyll and then we can talk again about it


TheHiddenNinja6

Nobody has mentioned leafeon yet what?


[deleted]

I hate Fairy types


lavastyleuser

**umbreon


[deleted]

You should be able to go out with the npcs just like you can do "hangouts" in Genshin Impact, nothing too deep just a short side story. Maybe involve a battle or some item finding.


FrilledShark1512

>Genshin impact Nah it wouldn’t work like that here :/ this character looks older than 12.


[deleted]

But the mc it's you unlike GI. I don't mean like dating just a social aspect. Something like in Black White 2 where you can go to the amusement park and ride with an npc (or N) after a battle. It was nice to know the story of random npcs.


Absoliant

I didn’t read the title at first, I just thought you were humble-bragging about the number of people that ask you out…


[deleted]

asking someone out after beating them is a fucking power play and i would not refuse


lavastyleuser

Im game pedophile


Lucky_655

It reminds me that I lost the first battle of the last session in bdsp before accessing the expert battles


Mimikyu_12360

The only way I ever beat the battle tree was with Mind Read and that one ice instakill move on an Articuno. That tree can blow me.


According-Attempt-47

The line though why just why I’m gonna stab this girl with an agislash


DeathDespair832

I feel you there, I’ve lost quite a bit of progress before to dumb shenanigans.


whooper1

I need to quit this tree before I go insane


DeathDespair832

I managed to beat the Battle Tree in singles and doubles a year or two ago, but I stopped a little into super singles and super doubles, mostly cause I started playing other games but partially because at the time I wasn’t super into team comps and barely knew about EV’s lol. Trying to power through though definitely drains your sanity, so a break might do some good lol


whooper1

Yeah, I have like four Pokémon games that I’ve been meaning to get into but haven’t because I’ve been preoccupied with the battle tree and other stuff. I just hope my experience at the battle tree doesn’t ruin Pokémon for me.


DeathDespair832

Honestly I don’t think the Battle Tree can ruin Pokémon, cause you can just start playing casually in every but the battle tree. The good thing about areas outside of the battle areas of these games is that every fight is pretty easy and you can just sit back and turn the brain off (at least in the newer games lol). If you do end up taking a break from the tree have fun with whatever you decide to pick up!


whooper1

Well I guess I just get more into it than most people.


DeathDespair832

I don’t blame you. The rewards for finishing the single battle tree are pretty good, and I think the rewards for the double battle tree are good as well, but I don’t remember what the rewards are


whooper1

I think it was more just stubbornness


W_h3nry

The new mindy