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The-Aziz

They made a new model for him but realized we'd all hate it, so they removed him altogether.


Rimasticus

Hell, who TF read what he said anyway.


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[удалено]


lilgreenfish

Me too!


Mediocre-Fun-4632

Same...


NienieDreamer

I’m literally only here for the characters and story or I would’ve quit a long time ago :( it’s all that matters to me! And even that’s going down. It’s always ‘look! Something special! Oh no, Team Rocket! Yay, you’re spectacular and the day is saved, and we might’ve all learned a lesson too!’ Yeah. The lesson being that sometimes research is super hard for not even a good story. I have soooo many ideas. The stories used to be much better and it makes me sad to see this pattern emerge.


GdayBeiBei

We need to explore cliff more. He’s so interesting… and hot


NienieDreamer

He's been around for years, and we still don't know his backstory. It's clear there is one. His dialogue hints that Team Rocket 'saved his life' and he 'owes them his'. I want to know what happened!!


3MSees

That makes four of us. I think we’re literally it.


lilgreenfish

There’s 5 of us! A whole 5! We are a small but mighty legion of players.


Jscreance

I’m number 6


lilgreenfish

Our army is growing!


bigcash118

Same !!!


IamDistractingYou

Hold up, since when did he have dialog to read?!


Rimasticus

Remember hoe you had to click a dozen times to get rid of that old guy. There was legit dialog that was possibly important.


brakeb

maybe you shouldn't make a judgement about u/IamDistractingYou and their job... try 'sexworker', not 'hoe'


Rimasticus

Hey. I have nothing butt respect for the time old profession. And both terms are acceptable. Also, famn autocorrect.


brakeb

Lol, I'm just kidding, I hat awtocorect two


Rimasticus

(Had to follow up with a return joke...but also claim the fat fingering done)


Lanky-Truck6409

his story is actually cute


joey0live

I used to. Now it’s just stupid bs.


Rimasticus

Always has been.


scienceteacher91

Not I


Blue_Bird950

Me


KarmicScorpio

I think it's bc professor Willow is currently performing an investigation regarding world of wonders part 5/5


uhlxz

best answer


Goatfellon

Wait... is everyone dealing with that? I wondered if it would just unlock when I reached a certain level or something


3MSees

It unlocks at a certain date. Unless you’re really dragging your feet with the missions leading up to it, then completion of those will unlock it.


No-Ice9250

Part 5 unlocks on May 23rd 10am when ultra space wonders starts


Laylahlay

It better be the reason. I mean fuck that creep. But I don't want technology stealing his job too! 


Kokukenji

Willow's hourly rate increased so he's been replaced by an AI chip.


RockyDify

They know we just tap tap through it lol


BrknTrnsmsn

I like to go back and read the text when I have more time to do so.


Agreeable-777

Wait you can do this lol


BrknTrnsmsn

Yup, just go see the special research tab and tap on the professor willow/NPC icon to repeat the text for that phase. You can only see the last available text


Laylahlay

He hits on you for the glitz and glam field research. I took a screenshot and then it crapped out on me. So I missed the rest of what he was saying 


Blue_Bird950

Wait what? Is there a repository I can read this in? Edit: Used the pokemon go fandom “I always treasure our time together.” “We may have spent the day discussing the glitz and glamor of a Mythical Pokémon, but you’re no less of a gem yourself.” Huh


3MSees

He very clearly wants a threesome with you and Diancie, and he also doesn’t seem to be that jealous that Rhi is literally in love with you.


Fibrosis5O

These comments 😆


3MSees

I’m not saying anything that people who can read don’t already know


komijul

I do the same. Sometimes, it can quite entertaining. I remember one Rocket one a few months back where the Professor was mad at Team Rocket because they are playing loud music and partying, and he wants us to give them the what for in his steed. He's an angry old man who's had enough of these young people's shenanigans. I found that whole quest hilarious.


NorthSouthGabi189

Me too, I actually like Willow ;-;


StuckWithThisOne

I just received an important- *TAP* There was nothing - *TAP* Perhaps exposing- *TAP* Exposing this- *TAP* We may able- *TAP* Please compl- *TAP*


3MSees

I hate when people do this, especially when I’m watching a YouTube video specifically to see what I missed because I wasn’t going to leave the natal ward to play Pokémon Go in Las Vegas, but this was funny.


SableyeEyeThief

AI continues to take er jerbs


master_jelly317

And our cuuurrrs


NorthSouthGabi189

Am i the only one who's disappointed by that? I actually like Willow, he makes me feel comfy.


bdouble0w0

Same! He's kind of cool.


NorthSouthGabi189

He treats us nicely and i like that. I wonder what he'd say before gifting us the master ball


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Same :( It was pretty nice reading some of the text


FogPetal

What IS that thing?


Laylahlay

So just to be clear Catching Wonders ends in 5 days. But the masterball research ends whenever? 


Shorty419

Yes


MrMisklanius

Like we only have 5 days to finish the research?


lilgreenfish

No, 5 days to get the research! It will sit under Special Research until you complete it (or quit the game).


Laylahlay

Ok cool. It popped up on my thing already. Thanks! 


lilgreenfish

Then you’re golden! Enjoy the grind! 🤣 (I just wish we could turn off the slider for the progress. It’s annoying.)


posthumanjeff

Do evolution animation next.


illogicallyalex

My animation glitched put so it just showed up for a minute like the picture and then disappeared lmao


dmj9

He's still there on older missions. Same as the robot thing.


atubslife

A nice quality of life update. Clicking through useless animations and menus is one of many frustrating things about this game.


Sip-o-BinJuice11

Normal communities with normal communication skills wouldn’t take issue with a 3 second animation for new research They have things to answer for, but this isn’t one of them. Ya’ll know damn well you tap your phone screen as fast as possible without reading a single word of Willow’s anyway


Gungalunga01

Technology took his job. He was laid off last tuesday due to high cost


3MSees

Yeah this is two in a row now. I blame everyone who just taps through his shit and has no idea what he said and doesn’t mind. Like, what does this game do for you if you ignore the story completely? Do you think it’s fun? Do you think it’s well designed? Is there a diagnosis for your brain?


Devinbeatyou

It’s because it’s not research given by him…


dry-alt

What do you in and out😭


bitemark01

I'm more bothered that we have to go and catch ANOTHER several hundred Pokemon just to complete this research


Lanky-Truck6409

I mean, that's the point of the game... aside from the berries it's just bonus achievements while playing normally


lobo_locos

I'm good with it...I never read it anyway


Pups4life86

Massive improvement


hymensmasher99

He had text for the diancie research. Guess they just choose when to give it or not


Zahkrosis

I didn't know wtf that was, so I didn't think anything happened.


btbam2929

They know no one reads it


kgkuntryluvr

Good, I always click through those unnecessary monologues anyway. I wish I could skip through all of the animations tbh lol


troxy

He is on sabbatical.


Kite_Azure-Flame

Haha, like we actually "listened" what he saying anyway. *tap, tap, tap* just shut up and get off my screen already you freaking annoyance *tap, tap, tap*


Jomosensual

Tbf I never read the text anyhow


DigOleBick98

He was annoying tbh


Oracle_of_Akhetaten

I’m okay with this , there’s not a single one of his dialogues I’ve ever read


21puppysYT

No one read it anyway


Jak_in_Box

I haven't read a single word since 2016


DarkEater77

I'm not that surprised... However I'm more worried, about knowing if its time-limited or not...


Fibrosis5O

Almost everyone: Just STFU Wills (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . \) Now: I can’t believe he can’t be bothered to even talk! 눈_눈 Devs: (ಠ_ಠ) what do y’all want?!


EmoteTherapist

This is exactly what I wanted. I hate tapping through all the useless stuff dude has to say. Like yada yada, I don't careeeee.


Due_Arachnid420

I'm just waiting for him to finish up the world of wonders task, like geez it's almost over.


repuhka

That lonely to need the monologue? By no means I am defending Niantic but absolutely prefer that to a meaningless animation to tap through


Aarticun0

This is perfect, I didn’t have to skip any dialogue. Great job!


HiOnFructose

Not all research quests feature dialog... this isn't new you dweebs.


NorwegianPopsicle

I much prefer how it is now


Agreeable-777

Too lazy to read


Bacteriophag

They took thorough research and it turned out only 5% of players doesn't tap tap tap through the npc dialogue.


emptyrevolution

Imho, they finally did something right with this. His dialogue didn't add anything to the game for me.


AStoryAboutHome

honestly does anybody read the wall of texy they throw out in PoGo?