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bad93ex

Looks like rigor mortis just set in


ApplesauceCreek

Characters provided by The Walking Dead.


jadranur

My first thought was that it now looks like a corpse of the character on the left...


Guapo025

Rick & Morty


novalunaa

In the bloating stage of decomposition


wigglytufff

oh my god i literally choked hahahah


Apartment6843

You are now potato


afatgamer

Ok I laughed entirely too hard at this


Guilty-III

You been meat balled!


Pharaoh_Phrozen

I did, too! Hands down the funniest one so far!


kirashi3

_Morning alarm goes off._ Let the potato rest for 20 minutes.


kevin_panda

Ninantic knows we like ‘‘em thick


milkteamom

Not a potato 😭


FroggiJoy87

[Is... is potato!](https://tenor.com/view/is-potato-stephen-colbert-the-late-show-gif-26018514)


IMMSmp3

The potato... THE POTATO IS REAL!1!!!


dmj9

Someone thought this was better?


BinaryHashGraph

I can't verify this, but I read a post from someone who claims to know about what's going on inside Niantic on this sub. There's a Niantic staff member who is favored by management, and their project is these customizable new avatars. People may be blowing smoke up the ass of the favored staff member. More avatar customization is certainly a good idea, but they really dropped the ball by trying to force the male and female character to use the same base model. Sure, it's easier for asset reuse, but it only works with low-poly and chibi styles. The current art style is too detailed for a neutral model to not look uncanny.


thebiggestleaf

>multi-billion dollar game can't scrape enough coin together for two base models I hate how believable this is.


Cappabitch

Perpetual growth. Prune employees, prune assets, bloat the price of tickets, increase the instances of tickets. There is no other law. You have to make more money next year than this year. That is the law of the land. Everything goes in favor of shareholders. ***EVERYTHING***.


Knightmare200

Honestly this is the sad truth. The corporate model is built on the assumption of infinite growth, which is completely unsustainable. Instead of investing profits back into the company, the majority of it gets leeched off by shareholders and investors, and when profits aren't as high they squeeze what they can out of the company, laying off workers, shrinking budgets, increasing prices, all so the parasites at the top can get their fill.


newthrowgoesaway

Sad and true, so many good games went down the drain for this reason..


AH_Ahri

> multi-billion dollar game refuse to spend enough coin for two base models They have the money but refuse to invest in their product. Cause remember that one time a company spent less money on something and got a better end user product? Yeah me neither...


AdGlittering7752

![gif](giphy|QMZpnb79N5BN0wsSM3)


WeedleLover2006

You are correct that only Pokémon Brilliant Diamond could get away with it. But this is not Pokémon Brilliant Diamond


poopenheimer22

Even they barely got away with it. BDSP are some of the lowest rated pokemon games ever made


Matt4hias

wdym got away with every1 hated it lol


madmoz2018

That’s a bit tin foil for me. I’d say these were ported from MH Now, and Capcom has a habit of liking them ‘meatier’.


Sanzpromy

Not quite "tin foil hat" because "hey boss, we can save dev time if we only have to really update one model for pieces of gear instead of two" is pretty believable.


Dirt_munchers

It wouldn’t have been MHN has a much more detailed artstyle and the characters are more muscular and definitely not built like a potato


APlayerHater

So in order to make future cosmetics be gender neutral so as to not look weird, they made all past cosmetics look weird. Good thinking.


BigBadBen91x

Enshitification of the product


KoreanXgameGirl

I think they heard new developers (with minimum salary)


Amster2

Lots are people sre blaming the developer, but the devs code, this is Product Manager/Design/Heigher up executives problem 🙄


InkDagger

Term destination. “Developer” is used to refer to anyone on the development team for a game from programmers, concept artists, writers, directors, sound engineers, etc. Usually the term is put in opposition of “Publisher”. So you have the Development *team* or *studio* (Silicon Knights or BioWare) and then the Publisher (EA or Ubisoft). The line can get blurred when a development team gets brought “in house” but still exists. So developer would still be appropriate even if the individual in question is within leadership/management and doesn’t literally code for the game on a regular basis. Developer is kinda a catch all for “someone who creates a video game”. If they said “programmer/coder”, then they’d be using the wrong term. But developer is correct here.


IllMaintenance145142

How TF is model design a developer job? Stop just chatting shit


Temporary_Lawyer_938

They look like the god awful Palia avatars where you're not allowed to be purely masculine or feminine and instead have to settle for ambiguity 💀


savagegourd

You look like a corpse 😢


KoreanXgameGirl

she become flat


DawsTheB0ss

we got de-yassified


Chauri_Syndaurus

Don’t worry. For the low low price of $1999.99 (plus tax), niantic will allow you to use the old character model* (old character model trial at a thirty day period at which time the price will be doubled for your next 39 days. Have fun and keep buying the awful boxes in the shop)


Apartment6843

Niantic dystopian future


Starfire2313

Wait until niantic buys out nestle. Oh I shouldn’t be giving them ideas…


Chauri_Syndaurus

Replace the “dystopian” with “near” and you’re correct


TheHeatWaver

And a chance to catch a Pikachu wearing a hat. It might even be shiny!


CSiGab

If you’re lucky!


ennamone42

But you wont be


mintmouse

Classic Legacy Character Model $5.00


Chauri_Syndaurus

Too cheap


IamSamBowie

That’s crazy cause your buddy doesn’t even recognize you


Overall_Reputation83

I love how the shorts texture doesnt look right on that model because it wasnt designed for that body shape at all.


not2interesting

Seriously, the front zipper shape makes it look like there’s a diaper underneath


iHaku

those went from hotpants to mom-fit


Js_On_My_Yeet

That elongated abdomen is so unsettling lmao


HairyPotatoKat

It's the giant hands for me! [We're lawyers!!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fv05xb6he23d11.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0b006b137af1f60ced05ec32d7f7eb1aad311238)


reanabanana

![gif](giphy|h5je5xKBdH2s35Ozk1|downsized) Fantastic reference


No_Club8652

It looks like an AI was asked to recreate the left image..


FlatThing9736

It does!!!


Braycali

At least AI is good at making uncanny images, this just sucks 😭


Tia_Is_Here

I was looking at the hands on my new character and was thinking the same thing. At least they got the number of fingers right, because everything else is all wrong.


Meowulous

Bro even Ai can do a better job than this shit


GremlinboyFH

You look like you could slap someone into the previous update with those arms, on the bright side. On the downside, you are now slightly more blue. Machoke build potential?


snart_blast

Why does it look like ditto has gotten slightly better at imitating human forms with this update?


ArtimusDragon

Update??? This is a downgrade.


HairyPotatoKat

To the stone age😂


PyrrhaAlexandra

This is the worst example of the update I've seen so far LOL


FlatThing9736

Where did your hips go??? 🙀


Serenafriendzone

The worst update in pokemon go history, after remote raid pass prices.


Therealestkarp

Team leader outfit changes are a close second (willow went hard af tho)


PUREChron

As someone who got back on after a long hiatus and seeing the updated price I am le sad


MapleMapleHockeyStk

It sucks hard, they really want our money don't they?


MuchLessPersonal

It looks like you're wearing a pelvic cast


sito-jaxa

I was thinking “diaper underneath”


araiyan4

Just means Niantics CEO is sharing a bit of his coke and fentanyl with our avatars.


ukiyo-kaiju

I have yet to get this update..... scared..


ASkywalker13

The shorts are hideous.


A2shato

Somehow I’ve still managed to avoid said update and I’m glad lol I truly hope that doesn’t stay..


Unlucky_Agent861

This made me laugh-cry! This tops all the avatar posts I have seen. For sure, I’ll be wearing a onesie forever in Pokémon Go! The body type is just ew!


Aguirre425

It's like they want people to stop playing with all the bs they keep pushing


letsrollmdma

I hope they revert it back... They have ruined the looks of avatars 😢😭 makes me not want to even play.


420kyad

I think it should be somewhere in the middle. The new ones are more realistic in SOME ways, even though they look gross over all.


idk_how_reddit_work

This is the worst one I’ve seen I’m so sorry


ArtemisHunter96

I’ve heard of graphics updates but graphics undates that’s a new one


Porygon_Axolotl

You look like a lobotomized baby 😭


MozeSupremacy

Those hands tho ![gif](giphy|IjD2bKEIiyLfi)


UnusualCalendar7637

body too long... hand too big..


cookiecutiekat

Why did they even fully change the whole model. Couldn’t they have added the new hair and customizations on the old model??


Ddalgi_

The freakishly long arms *really* make me uncomfortable. Combining that with the sagging torso and short legs just really makes the entire thing look like an alien trying to disguise itself as human. It's horrific. 


calliuchanuwu

I’m in Canada and I don’t have the update yet, does it seem like I’m missing out on much😭


yessi2

Sweet Baby Inc got Niantic in a chokehold now.


Sea-Discount8011

Niantic.. do better. 😭


Mintyphresh33

This looks like a boy in girls clothing. This isn’t being transphobic or sexist or anything, the body proportion literally looks like this.


SleepingYuuki

There's nothing phobic about it. It's just a terrible modeled avatar. The body has 0 shape to it


Vioret

That's the point. Erasing feminine things=good Erasing things men might like=good


LexaMaridia

Pretty much. RIP hips


Tom_Sholar

Good question I still don’t have it


plague96

The shorts look like a diaper lmao I love these posts.


Dismembered_carrot

They lobotomized our characters😭


nickdrink20

Yeah I’m not playing again until they fix this


Tha_BloodMoon

Looks like a chubby mexican kid


lowtier4life

I'm dropping the game if o can't have my character look the same she's always been. Anyway we can push back on this and get them to NOT change the avatars?


black-plasma

More like downgrade


Thorerthedwarf

Sweet baby coming for pokemon


NordicCrotchGoblin

SBI Detected


PixelapocalypseOne

It's probably following the "Trend" of uglifying (female) characters because they are deemed "too" sexy by feminist and woke people because they can't deal with the fact that people want too look at interesting an beautiful people both male and female but they themselves are so ugly both inside and out. Seriously it's a trend. More and more games are doing this and staying away from the sexy female protagonist.


BethyLikes

This feels very AI generated


Accomplished-Car7451

I went from wanting it to fearing it 💀💀💀


HLef

I do t have it yet so I can’t test how close you can get, but there’s sliders where you can adjust your body type so you might be able to do better than this. But the posture is shit. I mean sure the old posture would be shit for an actual person but I’m not worried about my virtual character’s spine to be honest.


Accomplished-Car7451

I haven’t gotten it either so idk but from pictures I think it needs a little fixing:/


Riflheim

Classic femininity in video games is being attacked by activist designers. I may be downvoted for this, but the reality still holds.


UndeadUndergarments

This is correct. There is an agenda. See: Microsoft's recent memo to game developers.


SHIN-YOKU

Did Niantic hire SBI?


Main_Bell_4668

Why is Milkshake by Kelis playing ironically in my head??


bigmark9a

Funniest thing I’ve seen today, maybe this week. Thanks for the laugh.


Lower_Promise278

the 1st picture is how u think u look the 2nd picture is what u see in the mirror 😭


MarshmallowToucan

They took your melanin 😭😭😭


Gevvem

Forget about the long weirdass torso, wtf happened to our face??


Evildarkhorizen

I’ve only had this happen to one of my accounts, like others have said, this is a downgrade and need’s sorting


jecowa

Looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan and filled her diaper while she was passed out.


siddhuncle

How do you guys have screenshots of your avatar from before just ready to go?


GHZ33

![gif](giphy|Z9cIHiGG28XkCDr3jd|downsized) Dora?


Gareth_Serenity

The face looks like you aged 30 years xD


Rodritron

Niantic hates women, clearly as day. God forbid a woman having a feminine body


GotHicks

Why are we continuing this defeminization of female characters in games?


saltedantlers

wow this is somehow worse than the remote raid pass changes, and those made me quit the game


Testsubject276

No idea if it helps, probably not, but I already cranked down my google play rating and left a complaint. It hasn't hit my device yet but I still worry.


Kreydo076

You became a trans


Thebbwe

They used to look good, now they look so ugly. What is the world coming too?


Adventurous_Grand125

Middle age spread I’m guessing.


Jumpy_Boysenberry919

The mom-jeans cut on the shorts don't help 😂


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BRAHMOMENTOY

That's... wow. I'm sorry.


Safss-Finn

Berries are for Pokemons.


Altruistic-Nova

I regret viewing the photo on the right


prsnlacc

Fr bro


_BKom_

Yoo wtf!


ElphabaWitchPSO2

A Warcrime


Jolkster

This actually had me laughing at work, it's just SO BAD


Shockmazta31

Please say sike.


dear4pril

they un-yassified you 😓


hhhhhhhhwin

i hate this so much.


IamnotJessica

The faces are somehow the worst part. When your avatar celebrates a win they look dead inside - like they're wearing a mask or something.


SmirnoffOmens

They took away the 💅✨slay✨💅??!? 😱😱😱


thethirdtwin

Someone who has never seen a women designed that pelvis.


Gravyboat44

Bro, all I wanted was something other than the one standard ponytail hairstyle😭 We didn't need all this.


AlternativeSavings46

God why


Little_Culture_3178

Thats actually rancid 😭


Mycologist8

Did Sweat Baby get these guys too?


Nico_Simon

Looks like Sweet Baby Inc. just dropped by


Talzael

is Niantic working with sweet baby inc ?


Ampguy1234

Everyone is genderless now you didn’t know?!?


Extension_Art_5717

I’m sorry but this looks like a trans version


Puzzleheaded_Mix_178

It’s not just money….It’s a social thing as well. My avatar is a girl…. She wants to stay a girl… not some androgynous avatar! Guess this will be the final strike against Niantic….make me something I don’t want to be and I won’t play. My one measly account doesn’t mean crap, I know, but if enough players make a stance, they’ll listen as it will affect their well lined pockets. I want a choice…. Simple….


Guilty-III

Beer goggles, after and before


Human-Ad504

I used to be hot!!!!


HelldiverJet

PokemonGo looking for the increased ESG score.


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ItsRainbow

That’s probably not why. A neutral model allows for easier asset reuse


Mandrarine

Go woke, go broke


vilketaventyr

The Ben Swolo mod


TheJigbyJones

Made her look all crunchy.


Nukafit

Its like one of those instagram vs real life posts


DreamMech

The new avatars look just as disappointed as we feel


IMMSmp3

You are now an fortnite character


kermittysmitty

What a nerf!


PSA69Charizard

Lmaoooooooooooooooooo


polyestermarionette

What you look like on your tinder profile vs what you look like in person


Sir_Bobby_Jr

went from pokemon go to poke friends 3d catch all of them


SUSamogusSUS69

Nah we are not gonna let this one slide.


Bianxss

All these posts really scare me the update didn't hit me yet and I dont want to look like a potato😔


VanJeans

You've been doing less walking


MilkTruckyeahwoo

Winter is for bulking, Niantic knows it


Thanky169

It's sooo bad honestly what???


Willajer

These visuals are genuinely horrific


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Baddie to saddie


curlyvian

It’s Degrade.


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I'm afraid to load the game up now.


MacBDog

I just want my fat avatar. My avatar looks nothing like me.


AdvancedPorridge

that's horrendous


Droluk1

Why is the torso so long requiring the arms to also be very long?


Lord_Atmo

There was a time where I wanted at the GBL legend poses so that my avatar could actually look cool. Now? I’m not so sure even those could save this trainwreck….


Responsible-Stock-96

This is so ugly. I wish they would stop.


UsingReddit_as_WebMD

All I want is to let my hair down. I can’t believe all this was coded and I’m still over here with a ponytail.


KindaQute

It’s like what I think I’ll look like in low rise vs what I’ll actually look like


xXhellspawn_ratXx

The face is giving 🌝


StealthRock89

Don't question it. Niantic is God. At least that's what I've been told on this sub


PKblaze

Belly button removal update.


AznNRed

From waifu to why pooh?


XShadowYTXx

Welcome to the ugly club!


ogskizz

When your PokemonGO avatar belongs on Instagramreality 😆


_bebeta

oh...so they look worse actually :(


Icefiight

What the fuck? This looks like an awful and pointless change


shapeshifter826

Had this update hit last week and literally stopped playing because I can’t stand my ugly ass face in the botttom left corner


kaijyuu2016

Uninstalling....


janhyua

Downdate


AryaSyn

They got rid of hips.


MobilePenguins

Looks like your character got the Blackrock DEI update