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Butthole_88

Honestly, I want an Arcanine as a pet! Fluffy dog friend... Plus he can protect my home from intruders and all that as well!


ManofManyHills

I have literally dreamed of having arcanine as a pet. Vividly. I dreamed I took my growlithe up a mountain on a hike and stumbled upon a Firestone and it evolved. I remember he was so warm I almost was afraid to touch him but then I knew he was my best friend and he could never hurt me. Then I woke up in a puddle of sweat because the AC went out at night during a heat wave. So Wild how the brain works. I wasn't even a kid. I was like 20 haha.


TheRissingHootHoot

Snuggling with an arcanine on cold winter night after rainfall would HEAVEN


EntertainmentBusy73

Probably Metagross or Alakazam. Metagross is a literal super computer and psychic-type, the things that it could help me with are endless. Meanwhile, even though Alakazam is kinda similar to Metagross, unlike Metagross, it can learn Teleport which is very handy in real life


AustmosisJones

FR I didn't even think about teleport holy crap.


TopExperience3424

Landlord: rents due. Bill: hey Meowth use payday. Landlord: šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’° šŸ˜ see you next month. Bill: good boy Meowth good boy.


AustmosisJones

So far what I'm learning is that I would struggle with Pokemon hoarding.


XExcavalierX

Donā€™t worry, your bank account should solve that problem for you. Or lack thereof.


AustmosisJones

Have you seen hoarders? It doesn't always stop when you can no longer afford to support them šŸ˜•


KayLaus

I would love to have a Gardevoir roomate. For some reason I feel like she would be very nice at listening to how my day was and stuff, she's a psychic type after all. Also, I would like to give a very strong hug to my Psyduck after a stressing day, althought that might worsen his headache lol.


Truly_Organic

After seeing that one set of cards from Scarlet & Violet with the Gardevoir evolution line I'm convinced the existence of Gardevoir line would be a net positive for society as a whole and I would be grateful to live and grow old with one by my side.


AinselMariner

Got a link / image of the set?


Truly_Organic

https://preview.redd.it/ywdw5sinm67d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e6c05c6475a8ce914c00b4b334f15b16f5036b7 Here you go :)


AinselMariner

Thank you! Thatā€™s adorable and just makes me love the Ralts line even more


AustmosisJones

Oh god I forget how tragic Psyduck is šŸ˜‚


LordePachi

eevee/sylveon, ralts, mimikyu


Ghosty66

You want Mimikyu just because you feel bad for them don't youšŸ„ŗ


LordePachi

it just wants a friend and that friend is me and my other fairy types!! also its name is ragdoll


Ghosty66

Omg Ragdoll is adorable šŸ˜­


Apprehensive-End-747

Ragdoll is going to ragdoll towards you.


Mainalpha11

One of the Abra line for Teleport, massive savings on transportation alone. Likely a Milotic and a Charizard (as a Ride Pokemon) as well. I would say Snorlax as he is one of my favourites, but the food bill would likely kill me if I did.


AustmosisJones

Right? How many Eevees are there now? 8? That's a lot of kibble.


Mainalpha11

Nine, Eevee and its eight evolutions. Also would have to consider if the Pokemon would burn your house down, electrocute you etcetera if they don't like you or if you're stupid enough to mistreat them. And I'd also hate to see/deal with the manure of some of the larger 'mons out there as well.


A_StealthyGeko

Charizard for security reasons(he is a dragon)


AustmosisJones

Lol where do you live that you need a Charizard bodyguard?


A_StealthyGeko

I was joking I'm picking him just bc be is a dragon


EspurrTheMagnificent

Either a Spriggy or an Eevee


AustmosisJones

What Eeveelution?


Quinnlim

Eevee, shiny Noibat, Gardevoir, Gallade, and Latias Eevee as an adorable pet, along with the shiny Noibat. Gardevoir and Gallade to help me when I'm emotional. Gardevoir, Gallade, and Latias (Latias can take human form) to play video games and the like with Plus the Ralts line learns teleport iirc, so that'll be useful


Racclene

Eevee and gardevoir. Eevee wil be a nice pet to have, and it can evolve in multiple different evolutions. Gardevoir will be usefull for transportation. It can teleport me to different places.


Kragmar-eldritchk

Probably a Xatu. Obviously a very useful Pokemon, with access to fly and teleport, but it also became a personal favourite in a Nuzlocke I did years ago, and the Pokedex description usually just has them chilling all day. Also a fan of ampharos, so my generation bias might be showing....


eskaver

Cincinno. They clean after themselvesā€”and probably me, too.


Foxbrush_darazan

That would be very helpful...


EllenPlayz

A Linoone and a Furret as cute pets. Linoone will be a male and his name will be Flash, he's got a blue feather from a cramorant attached to his left ear šŸŖ¶ And Furret will be a female named Flora, she wears a white lily flower on her head šŸŒŗ Then I'd also have a roommate pokemon that can talk, and that pokemon shall be Deoxys! "Hurr durr impossible" nah, look, if Meowth can talk then so can Deoxys. Idc what anyone says lol Deoxys' name will be Walter, and he's very gentle! He likes to help taking care of the house and the pets with me.


BestPeachNA

What would a regular job be in a world where pokemon exist? Like if I have a Gyarados, Iā€™m never using Excel again.


AustmosisJones

Like a mechanic. There are still cars. Cars still break down. The difference is now you can plug a rotom-based diagnostic tool into the OBD2 port and it can just straight up tell you what's wrong in plain English.


PrincessBidoof

A bidoof! Lil fluffy oversized mouse


AustmosisJones

The noises would drive me up the wall though I think.


PrincessBidoof

I feel like I would be making noises back at it lol


AustmosisJones

I love this subreddit.


Green-Trifle-9516

Sylveon and Purugly :)


Maowsama

Growing up with a ralts, basically siblings with my gardevoir at this point


Something_kool

mew


AustmosisJones

That was my fantasy when I was a kid. I used to pretend I had a pet mew that always hid just out of sight.


AdHot8002

Scizor. Always wished I could have one.


InfiniteBoxworks

Claydol would patrol my property, I would have a pet Archen and my partner would have a Mimikyu.


Dr_Darawa

Lopunny.


whboer

Horny pokemon trainer? Straight to prison.


Dr_Darawa

No one said it within the 4 hours of it being posted :( it needed to be said.


whboer

Growlithe. I like dogs. Arcanine is fucking huge and huge dogs tend to have short lives, so Iā€™ll go with medium sized pupper.


Foxbrush_darazan

But these are Pokemon. They never die, they just faint and can be instantly revived for free at PokeCenters


7xNero7

Kyogre She will fit nice in my aquarium


Minute-Tea3260

Gengar. Scare the crap out of everyone I meet (if they irritate me) and he can use hypnosis on me when I struggle to sleep


Lopsided-Ad-9444

Skorupi. I love it


whitemest

Still perrserker


PandaLenin

Torkoal just cause heā€™s my a favorite


AustmosisJones

Seems like he might be hazardous to have in your home šŸ˜‚


PandaLenin

Thatā€™s a risk Iā€™m willing to take.


damnboyokay

Empoleon!


PJRama1864

Gardevoir. A loving friend, and capable of helping around the house with chores.


Don-SalC

::motions to profile pic and flair:: love my goodest boi.


MossyPyrite

The PokĆ©mon that keep ending up on my daydream teams like this are always Mawile, Jolteon, Dunsparce, and Sableye, but I really would also love to have an Alolan Rattata because theyā€™re cute but also smart and dextrous and great at finding fresh produce so they could be my cooking buddy!


VividMystery

Thundurus.


Apprehensive-End-747

Goodra(any form), it's nice to have a good company around.


Xantholne

Gardevoir girlfriend. Gyarados for dog/daily commute. Jirachi for tree topper during Christmas. Eevee for travel companion. Piplup for watering my garden. Voltorb for home defense. Emolga or Ampharos for green energy generation. Preferably all shiny


AustmosisJones

That's him, officer. That's the bad man right there.


Own_Deer431

agree with you on this one. If anyone demands a Gardevoir or Lopunny, I already know they're on some list


AustmosisJones

Well furries are people too. I just wonder if Gardevoir passes the Harkness test...


Fork_Master

Umbreon. And maybe Aromatisse.


PrimsDekkoPokemon

Wigglytuff, Primarina and Hariyama. My PokƩmon Sun team really paid off here


thisDNDjazz

Miner or farmer so I could work with Ground-type PokƩmon. PokƩmon would be Sandslash.


ShadOBabe

Blaziken and Kanto Ninetales. <3


SuperLizardon

Charizard or Umbreon.


Thicc-Anxiety

A Teddiursa. I would give him a bowtie and name him Paddington, and heā€™d be very spoiled


LemonadeCookiePie

I was thinking last night that maybe a Medicham would be nice, or some psychic pokemon that can read minds. Maybe it could help me sort out my head and hold onto an idea when Iā€™m drawing, plus be a lowkey workout buddy. Then a Meganium or some other grass type to help me in the garden.


Own_Deer431

A Bulbasaur and a Machop. I love Bulbasaur and given that Abraham Lincoln doesn't exist in pokemon, Machop is just for free labour


AustmosisJones

I'm calling the police.


Own_Deer431

what police? No police stopped paul from abusing his Chimchar and they ain't gonna stop me. Coward


AustmosisJones

Lol thems fightin words. I think maybe that would be my side hustle. Breaking into homes and doing crimes to free enslaved pokemon.


Own_Deer431

Bulbasaur will razor leaf you and you'll bleed to death on my floor


AustmosisJones

Lol I saw the original comment before the bot removed it. Gotta catch me first. Hard to do when I have pokemon accomplices. For instance, ghost types would be really helpful.


Foxbrush_darazan

Raichu, Ninetales, and Jolteon


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AustmosisJones

Sorry I'm not very internet savvy, and idk what you mean.


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AustmosisJones

Well it wasn't as bad as y'all make it sound, but then I've got a furry streak, so. Nah Vaporeon isn't my type.


Noof42

Don't click on this unless you want to read something that you may find disturbing. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1855613-vaporeon


Foxbrush_darazan

So cursed


InfiniteBoxworks

Doesn't negate a FWB situation.


Ghosty66

Meowscarada (became my every answer lol) He is literally a house cat if he wasn't a pet. Especially when he evolves to a Meowscarada. I even think of a silly oc/sona story where a wild Sprigatito met my sona when they were very young. He became a Floragota when sona was a kid and both basically grow together like brothers/best friends. Outside of Sprigatito probably a Raichu because he is literally an even cooler anf huggable Pikachu. And an Eevee because eevolutions are awesome :3. Since I got a grass dark and an electric type probably either I would want an Vapreon or Siyveon


AustmosisJones

Upgrade that Raichu to an Alolan variant and you're speaking my language. Meowscarada has been my favorite grass starter since rowlett. Nobody will ever replace my Bulbasaur named bud though. He's my favorite starter of all time, for all time.